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Actor: "Evil" Richard Hemphill

Voice Credits: 307

Bio:

Richard has inflicted his comedic psychosis on RP since Season Two, but always manages to avoid being voted off the island. He is a master of dry wit and ironic sarcasm, with well-paced delivery and a dramatic flair that would have held its own in the Golden Age of radio dramas. Among Richard's many franchises are his Florence Turvey romps, his Lester-and-Onion epics and his shameless brutalization of numerous cherished fables.
Richard is a versatile and accomplished voice actor, bringing his characters to life with an intensity rivalled only by the best television psychos--Lithgow and Perkins, to name two--yet able to transform into a silly, over-the-top, slapstick caricature in a matter of minutes. His most memorable characters include Evil Doctor Lester Beware, Fire Chief Woody Burns, Dr. Herzberg Ominosa, Tardzan, and a recurring vinctive Fairy who grants wishes with a hidden price.
In real life, Richard builds sock puppets and analyzes German Silent-Era film rolls for retro-intelligence.

Skits (Chronological):
Thunder Death (Ep. 209) (as the Bassist from Thunder Death)
An Indira Mombira's Holiday Special (Ep. 210) (as Dave Veal, Dr. Nudo)
Ochto, Warrior God Of Praaaan (Ep. 214) (as Ochto, Zaapeen, Martha, Narrator)
Night of the Living Fudd (Ep. 215) (as Jurgis, Uke, Zeke)
Guess That TV Show (Ep. 217) (as Habib, Wooster Jeeves, Oma, Abner)
The Human Machine (Ep. 218) (as Waddles, Martha, Ama Stole, Adam West, Vagrant, Businessman #2)
Murder Most Stinky (Ep. 219) (as Madison Wisconsin, Waddles, Announcer)
Dave and Dave (Ep. 224) (as Dave)
Season Two Finale (Ep. 225) (as Ochto, Farmer Dan, Psycho, Martha, Whacko, Narrator, Martin Phincton)
The Dinner Guests Who Came to Dinner (Ep. 301) (as Macon Georgia, Mobile Alabama, Waddles)
Transit Psycho (Ep. 302) (as Psycho, Ama Stole)
Indira Mombira's Heat Wave (Ep. 303) (as Dr. Nudo, Michael Jackson)
Electric (Ep. 304) (as Mr. Breyer, Mr. Dickles)
The Catatonia La Veuve Investigation (Ep. 306) (as Madison Wisconsin)
The Astounding Adventures of Invinc-O-Man (Ep. 308) (as Lester Beware, Redundoboy, Announcer)
MTV Europe Old School Hip Hop Party (Ep. 309) (as the German DJ)
The House of Helgi (Ep. 310) (as Bjorn, Narrator)
Suspicious White Powder (Ep. 311) (as Special Agent Al Arnprior, Madison Wisconsin, Henry Pichuk)
The Tea Party (Ep. 313) (as Mobile Alabama, Baanaanaa, Waddles)
The She Pirate (Ep. 314) (as Captain)
That Shiny Thing (Ep. 315) (as Danny Ignorrance, "Tony", Stuart Dullman, Waddles)
As The Pole Turns (Ep. 317) (as Phone Voice, Jeffy, Dr. Nudo, Elf Two, Vlad, Lester Beware, Mandrake)
The Three Bears (Ep. 318) (as Mama Bear, Macon Georgia)
Rodentia (Ep. 319) (as Leslie Flick, Ratchet, Boy)
The Night Shift (Ep. 320) (as the Idiot, the Angry Man, Baanaanaa, Brendaa, Slobodan Milosevic)
Futurfonique (Ep. 321) (as Brier Milipko)
Don't Fly For Me Argentina (Ep. 322) (as the Producer, Peron)
The Road Trip (Ep. 323) (as Mobile Alabama, Macon Georgia, Police Officer, Whacko)
Waddles (Ep. 324) (as Waddles, Narrator, Milt Roberts)
The Case of The Slanderous Sleuths (Ep. 326) (as Fenton Smarmy)
Robber Baby (Ep. 327) (as Mother, Waiter, Reporter, Teller)
Top Squad 3: The Iron Will (Ep. 328) (as Officer A.J., Vladimir Vilovski, Robbery Victim, Whacko)
Going to Hell In A Laundry Basket (Ep. 329) (as Jesus Christos, Father, Voicemail)
Gulliver's Travails (Ep. 331) (as Ama Stole, Street Person, Nichelle)
Spumpo (Ep. 332) (as Suzuki, Dr. Atari, Little Boy, Cracker)
Season 3 Finale (Ep. 333) (as Unknown)
Aunt Dragonia (Ep. 333) (as Jeffy)
Suspicious White Powder (version 2) (Ep. 401) (as Special Agent Al Arnprior, Madison Wisconsin, Henry Pichuk)
Extremely Minute Risk (Ep. 402) (as Madison Wisconsin)
One Year Later (Ep. 403) (as Henry Pichuk)
Peachland (Ep. 406) (as The Driver)
The Bedtime Story (Ep. 601) (as Narrator, Jeffy)
The Effemiray (Ep. 602) (as Hank)
Spinning Tea Cups (Ep. 602) (as Television Announcer)
A Fine Romance (Ep. 604) (as Reginald)
Minions Anonymous (Ep. 604) (as Minion #3)
Fun Factory (Ep. 604) (as Striker #2)
Remote Planet: Behind the Scenes (Ep. 604) (as Himself)
Apocalypso! (Ep. 604) (as crazed Preacher)
Where Do You Get Your Inspiration? (Ep. 604) (as Richard)
Come Again (Ep. 605) (as Waiter)
Secret Meat (Ep. 605) (as Chef)
My So-Called Val Pak Life (Ep. 605) (as Donny Mucker)
Naked (Ep. 605) (as Nick Naked)
Bjork on the Barn (Ep. 605) (as Reverend Arny Geddon)
Kill the Contessa (Ep. 606) (as Guglielmo Pagliaglia)
Cracker (Ep. 607) (as Radio Announcer, Blini)
Visitors from Vancouver (Ep. 608) (as Hippie)
Earth to Turvey (Ep. 609) (as Baanaanaa, Coffee Shop Waittress)
(Un)Dead (Ep. 610) (as News Announcer)
Microshaft Blah (Ep. 610) (as Announcer #2)
Grief for Life (Ep. 610) (as Soldier)
Scourge of the Gatineau (Ep. 611) (as Jolly Richard, Officer #1)
Choking Hazard Barbie (Ep. 611) (as Little Boy #1)
The Silence of Pompeii (Ep. 611) (as Guilliarmo Mamblissima)
JAG-ED (Ep. 612) (as Admiral Bullethead, Quartermaster)
MasterSwipe #1 (Ep. 613) (as Bratty Kid #1)
CSI: Wawa (Ep. 613) (as Crass)
MasterSwipe #2 (Ep. 613) (as Salesman)
The Scottish Anti-Defamation League (Ep. 613) (as Bailiff, Judge Henri Maisonneuve)
MasterSwipe #3 (Ep. 613) (as Caver #1, Rescuer)
The Astounding Adventures of Invinc-O-Man 2005 (Ep. 614) (as Lester Beware, Redundoboy, Announcer)
Robber Girl (Ep. 615) (as Mother, Waiter, Reporter, Teller)
Tardzan: Lord of the Boardroom (Ep. 616) (as Tardzan)
The Taming of the West (Ep. 617) (as the Stranger)
The Case of the Junior Sleuths (Ep. 618) (as Professor Octopus, Fenton Smarmy, Gertrude Smarmy, Prison Guard)
Poetry Idol (Ep. 619) (as Rodney, Steve)
Ed and Emily (Ep. 620) (as Greeting Voice)
Canadian Trike (Ep. 621) (as Seamus)
Night of the Living Fudd 2005 (Ep. 622) (as Anton, Duke)
Madness in the Morning (Ep. 623) (as Mike)
The One-Tonne Challenge (Ep. 623) (as Passerby #1)
Not One Bit Funny (Ep. 623) (as Man)
A Visit from the Tooth Fairy (Ep. 623) (as Little Kid)
Schwartz on Forts (Ep. 623) (as Angry Father, Little Kid)
O Train at Twelve O'Clock (Ep. 701) (as Conductor, Lt. Sanchez, Pilot)
IOU Direct #02 (Ep. 701) (as Mugger)
Drive-Through Drivel (Ep. 701) (as Honey)
Skippy's Radio Blog (Ep. 701) (as Skippy)
Star Power Princess (Ep. 702) (as Sorceror, Jimmy-Page, Doctor Mu-Shu)
Murder Most Stinky 2005 (Ep. 703) (as Madison Wisconsin, Waddles)
The Trial of Catatonia La Veuve (Ep. 704) (as Obnoxious Man, Bailiff)
Thoroughly Modern Prometheus (Ep. 705) (as Lester Beware)
Honest Ted's Funeral Fun Factory (Ep. 706) (as Mourning Man, Preacher)
Day of Disasters (Ep. 706) (as Mark Rooker, Mike Lewis)
Open-Captioned Miming (Ep. 706) (as Commentator, Poco the Mime)
The Adventures of Dirty Sanchez (Ep. 707) (as Inspector, Pepe, el Presidente, Caca Fuente)
Ballistery (Ep. 708) (as Almond, Egads Eureka)
Santa Claus Is Running This Town (Ep. 709) (as Fire Chief Woody Burns)
As the Pole Turns 2005 (Ep. 710) (as Dr. Nudo, Elf Two, Jeffy, Lester Beware, Mandrake, Phone Voice, Vlad)
Elvis and Michael (Ep. 711) (as Manager, Priest)
Limited Power (Ep. 711) (as Anthony Robbins)
Lockout Loco (Ep. 712) (as Chris Cutthroat, Stevie Cool)
Dan's First Day (Ep. 712) (as Rodney Dude)
Happy Brand Kitchen Bags (Ep. 712) (as Voiceover)
My God Is Better than Your God (Ep. 713) (as Jeffy)
PopeMan! (Ep. 713) (as Cardinal, Commissioner Corleone, Pontius Pirate, Voiceover)
G.I.J.P.II (Ep. 713) (as Little Johnny, Satan)
The Diary of Saliva-Jane (Ep. 714) (as Narrator, several students at the end)
Land of the Large (Ep. 715) (as Captain Lars Maggot)
Mad, Madder, Maddest (Ep. 716) (as Lester Beware)
The Story of Snow White (Ep. 717) (as Narrator, the little boy named Jeffy, the dwarf called Schlomo, the television announcer)
WestJet #1 (Ep. 718) (as Dad)
CanJet #1 (Ep. 718) (as Pilot)
Air Canada #1-#2-#3 (Ep. 718) (as Announcer, Baggage Clerk, Steward)
Public Participation Winterlude (Ep. 718) (as Councillor Cullen)
The New Guy (Ep. 719) (as Camerlengo)
The Rectal Muffler (Ep. 719) (as Announcer)
Dan's Visit East (Ep. 719) (as Himself)
The Three Bears 2005 (Ep. 720) (as Narrator, Mama Bear)
Heart of Praaan (Ep. 720) (as Ochto, Warrior God of Praaan)
The Dinner Guests who Came to Dinner 2006 (Ep. 721) (as Macon Georgia, Mobile Alabama, Waddles)
Always Wired on Tim Hortons (Ep. 722) (as Son)
Stalking Rick Mercer (Ep. 722) (as Justice Gomery, Kermit)
The Merely Malevolent Doctor (Ep. 722) (as Doctor Ominosa)
Snort-Rite (Ep. 722) (as Man)
Sanguina, Countess of Blood (Ep. 723) (as Rumpquest)
Squeak! (Ep. 724) (as Announcer, Stoned Dude)
It's a Dog's Life (Ep. 724) (as Max)
Law and Order: Regular Victims (Ep. 724) (as Announcer, Barney, Crazy Preacher)
Equal Opportunity Bigot (Ep. 724) (as Bubba-Cooter)
A Brief History of CKCU (Ep. 726) (as Narrator #2, Chopper)
Canadian Tireless (Ep. 726) (as Don Fettuccine)
The Federal Department of Comedy (Ep. 726) (as Steve, Announcer)
Kanata 9-1-1, Episode #02 (Ep. 728) (as Caller)
Point Spread (Ep. 729) (as Ricky)
Test Drive (Ep. 729) (as He)
Kanata 9-1-1, Episode #03 (Ep. 730) (as Caller)
The Apprentice: Tardzan (Ep. 730) (as Tardzan)
The Girls of the U.N. (Ep. 730) (as France)
Kanata 9-1-1, Episode #04 (Ep. 732) (as Operator)
Man About Town (Ep. 732) (as Burt Doodley)
The Making of Remote Planet (Ep. 732) (as Himself)
Popsi-Cola #2 (Ep. 732) (as Announcer)
Kanata 9-1-1, Episode #05 (Ep. 732) (as Operator)
The Drunken Bastard Review (Ep. 732) (as Bastard #1)
Thanks 4 Asking (Ep. 733) (as Dad)
Finders Keepers (Ep. 733) (as Passerby)
Good Clean Innocent Fun Poker Party Dot-Net (Ep. 733) (as Announcer #1, Addictionations Counsellor)
Sponsored by Acme (Ep. 733) (as Announcer #1)
The Drunken Master Baiter Review (Ep. 733) (as Baiter #1)
A Day at the Spa (Ep. 801) (as Herzberg, Kid, Ulf)
Cross Country (Ep. 801) (as Server)
Kanata 9-1-1, Episode #06 (Ep. 802) (as Caller)
Computing with Tardzan (Ep. 802) (as Tardzan)
Snoozy Suzie's Summer Holidays (Ep. 803) (as Camp Counsellor, Little Kid)
Beach Blanket Baileys (Ep. 804) (as Major Makeup)
Satan vs. Canada (Ep. 806) (as Satan)
The Squeaky Tire (Ep. 807) (as Dad)
Kanata 9-1-1, Episode #07 (Ep. 807) (as Caller)
The Squeaky Tire, Smartass Edition (Ep. 807) (as Dad)
Bashing the Fat (Ep. 808) (as Jurgen)
Moose Nads College (Ep. 809) (as Announcer)
Out of Line (Ep. 810) (as Customer)
Death Prattle (Ep. 810) (as Satan)
The Angel Hunter (Ep. 811) (as Caught Angel)
On the Run Again (Ep. 811) (as Goober McCready)
Urban Blizzard (Ep. 815) (as Frank)
The Adventures of Random Man (Ep. 815) (as Bystander #2, Random Man, Robber #1, Server)
Across the Universe! (Ep. 816) (as Baanaanaa, Ochto)
Farmer's Minute #1 (Ep. 817) (as Clem)
Tears Are Not Enough (Ep. 817)
Savage Remedies (Ep. 818) (as Researcher #2, Savage #1)
The She Pirate 2007 (Ep. 819) (as Captain)
Snoozy Suzie's Valentine, Part One (Ep. 820) (as Fire Chief Woody Burns, Mr. Muchengelt)
Dr. Phoney (Ep. 821) (as Marvin)
Asshole Express (Ep. 821) (as Asshole)
The Tea Party 2007 (Ep. 822) (as Mobile Alabama, Baanaanaa, Waddles)
Dionmonisation #1 (Ep. 823) (as Announcer #2)
Courting Margaret (Ep. 823) (as Matt Damon as Richard Hemphill)
Kanata 9-1-1, Episode #09 (Ep. 823) (as Caller #2)
Dionmonisation #2 (Ep. 823) (as Announcer #2)
IOU Direct #03 (Ep. 823) (as Cave Man)
Dionmonisation #3 (Ep. 823) (as Announcer #2)
Vanier 9-1-1, Episode #1 (Ep. 824) (as Operator)
Mortuary Express (Ep. 824) (as Coroner)
Vanier 9-1-1, Episode #2 (Ep. 824) (as Operator)
The Chlorinator (Ep. 824) (as Announcer, Clerk #2, Policeman)
Vanier 9-1-1, Episode #3 (Ep. 824) (as Operator)
TravelVelocity.com (Ep. 825) (as El Dudo)
Kanata 9-1-1, Episode #10 (Ep. 825) (as Caller #1)
The Story of the Three Pigs (Ep. 826) (as Uncle Narrator, Jeffy)
Onions off the Starboard Bow (Ep. 828) (as Lester Beware)
The Snobby Dollar (Ep. 828) (as Clerk)
Young George Lucas (Ep. 829) (as George Lucas)
Kanata 9-1-1, Episode #08 (Ep. 829) (as Caller #3)
The Big Oh! (Ep. 830) (as Mayor Tremblay)
Mac vs. PC #01 (Ep. 832) (as PC)
Mac vs. PC #02 (Ep. 832) (as PC)
Mac vs. PC #03 (Ep. 832) (as PC)
Mac vs. PC #04 (Ep. 833) (as PC)
Mac vs. PC #05 (Ep. 833) (as PC)
Kanata 9-1-1, Episode #12 (Ep. 833) (as Caller)
Modern Class (Ep. 833) (as Mikangelo, Mr. Stevens)
Frankenbaby (Ep. 834) (as Lester Beware)
Celebrity Spelling Bee (Ep. 835) (as George Bush, Stephane Dion, Stephen Harper, David Suzuki)
Kanata 9-1-1, Episode #11 (Ep. 835) (as Kanatan #2)
Choker Express (Ep. 901) (as Alfie)
Heritage Moment #1 (Ep. 901) (as Jean-Edouarde, Paulis)
Kanata 9-1-1, Episode #14 (Ep. 901) (as OnStar Voice)
Flight of the Dildo (Ep. 901) (as Cleetus, Seamus)
Mac vs. PC #06 (Ep. 902) (as PC)
Snoozy Suzie Goes to the Ex (Ep. 902) (as Carny, Tech)
Mac vs. PC #07 (Ep. 902) (as PC)
Mac vs. PC #08 (Ep. 903) (as PC)
Mac vs. PC #10 (Ep. 904) (as PC)
Mac vs. PC #09 (Ep. 904) (as PC)
Shopping with Satan (Ep. 914) (as Himself)
OC Transpo Tips #03: Fares (Ep. 922) (as Narrator)
OC Transpo Tips #06: Stops (Ep. 924) (as Narrator)
OC Transpo Tips #08: Lonely Drivers (Ep. 925) (as Narrator)
C'mon See Cape Breton! (Ep. 926) (as Man #1)
Kanata 9-1-1, Episode #19 (Ep. 934) (as Caller #2)
Agri-Fools (Ep. 935) (as Spokesperson)
Glade Byward Market Collection (Ep. 935) (as Dad)
The Exploding Gourmet (Ep. 936) (as Graham)
eVast-dot-ca (Ep. 936) (as Announcer)
Farmer's Minute #4 (Ep. 936) (as Host)
The Club for Smokers (Ep. 1001) (as Henry)
Mayor's Moment #01 (Ep. 1001) (as Voiceover)
Bullshit Express (Ep. 1001) (as Man #1)
Escape from IKEA (Ep. 1001) (as Announcer)
Just Like Nana Used to Make (Ep. 1002) (as Announcer, Girl)
Timbits (Ep. 1002) (as Coach)
Pimp My Walker (Ep. 1002) (as Announcer, Seamus)
Cry Me a River #1 (Ep. 1006) (as Man #2)
Backseat GPS (Ep. 1006) (as Life-long Bachelor, Frustrated Husband, Laid-Back Dude)
Cry Me a River #2 (Ep. 1006) (as Teen #1)
The Friday Fairy (Ep. 1008) (as Friday Fairy)
It Must Be True (Ep. 1008) (as Jim Winchester)
The Local Ottawa Cougar (Ep. 1009) (as British Naturalist)
Happily Ever After, Part II (Ep. 1010) (as Snow White)
Mine's Bigger than Yours (Ep. 1010) (as Thomas)
So You Think You Can Type! (Ep. 1015) (as Host, Judge)
Kanata 9-1-1, Episode #20 (Ep. 1015) (as Caller #1, Operator #2)
Cat Farm (Ep. 1016) (as Unidentified Adult Character)
Portrait of a Teenage Pedophile (Ep. 1016) (as Announcer)
Kitten Cannon (Ep. 1016) (as Announcer)
Panacea (Ep. 1016) (as Rhyming Announcer)
Pu[xx]y Chow (Ep. 1016) (as Announcer)
Interview with an Alien (Ep. 1016) (as Phil Maficionado, Newt Newton)
Out of Source (Ep. 1017) (as Operator)
IOU Direct #05 (Ep. 1017) (as Man)
You Bet Your Breath! (Ep. 1017) (as Wheezer Puff (host))
Headline Headline News (Ep. 1017) (as Announcer #2)
Snoozy Suzie's Valentine (Director's Cut) (Ep. 1019) (as Fire Chief Woody Burns, Mr. Muchengelt)
IOU Direct #07 (Ep. 1031) (as Announcer)
IOU Direct #08 (Ep. 1032) (as Announcer)
Alberta--We're Rich! (Ep. 1032) (as Announcer)
Discover Torontario (Ep. 1035) (as Announcer)
Kanata 9-1-1, Episode #25 (Ep. 1035) (as Announcer, Caller #3)
Mister Impatient (Ep. 1102) (as Server)
The Tooters (Ep. 1103) (as The King)
Northwest Territories (Ep. 1103) (as Announcer)
C-Notes (Ep. 1105) (as Announcer)
Radio Hosts Gone Wild (Ep. 1106) (as Ken)
The Housework Fairy (Ep. 1108) (as Housework Fairy)
Star Trek: Picard (Ep. 1108) (as Announcer)
Snoozy Suzie Goes Corporate (Ep. 1126) (as Clerk, Man #1)
Max's Last Assignment (Ep. 1127) (as Robber #1 (Eddie), Bank Manager)
Max's First Day Off (Ep. 1127) (as Ellen)
Young Blood (Ep. 1127) (as Fire Chief Woody Burns)
Québec (Ep. 1131) (as Announcer)
The Treat Fairy (Ep. 1215) (as The Treat Fairy)
The Shrunken Master Review (Ep. 1215) (as Shrunken Master #3)
Evil GPS (Ep. 1216) (as GPS)
The Shut-Up Fairy (Ep. 1217) (as Shut-Up Fairy)
The Sex Fairy (Ep. 1217) (as Sex Fairy)
Maritime Idol (Ep. 1218) (as Kermit and Old Guy)
The Germinator (Ep. 1223) (as Narrator)
The Warmup Fairy (Ep. 1225) (as Warmup Fairy)
eVast-dot-ca #2 (Ep. 1231) (as Announcer)
The Fertility Fairy (Ep. 1231) (as Fertility Fairy)
Kanata 9-1-1, Episode #31 (Ep. 1232) (as Announcer)
The Undertheweather Network (Ep. 1233) (as Voiceover)
Whatever Happened to... Flower? (Ep. 1301) (as Supermodel #3, Cliff Rock)
Snoozy Suzie Gets a Hobby (Ep. 1306) (as Mr. Battelwagen)
Discover Reality (Ep. 1306) (as Announcer)
Follow That Neutrino! (Ep. 1307) (as Announcer)
Restaurant Takeover (Ep. 1308) (as Man)
Saltspring Fried Tofu (Ep. 1308) (as Announcer)
Snoozy Suzie's War (Ep. 1310) (as Chief Woody Burns)
Kanata 9-1-1, Episode #21 (Ep. 1318) (as Announcer, Operator #3)
Kanata 9-1-1, Episode #34 (Ep. 1330) (as Caller #2, Hailee)
Frequent Bang Theory (Ep. 1331) (as Werner)
Kanata 9-1-1, Episode #33 (Ep. 1331) (as Operator)
The Allergy Fairy (Ep. 1331) (as Allergy Fairy)
The Heckling Fairy (Ep. 1332) (as Heckling Fairy)
Kanata 9-1-1, Episode #32 (Ep. 1332) (as Caller)
Post Responsibly #3 (Ep. 1333) (as Dad)
The Bus Fairy (Ep. 1333) (as Bus Fairy)
Moments with Mayor Ford (Ep. 1333) (as Paperboy, Kid #2)
Kanata 9-1-1, Episode #30 (Ep. 1333) (as Operator)
Rob's Not Here, Man! (Ep. 1402) (as Announcer #3)
Breakout (Ep. 1402) (as Earth)
The Clock Fairy (Ep. 1406) (as Clock Fairy)
iBabble (Ep. 1410) (as Man #2)


 










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