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Episode 1001: It's That Time Again
Aired October 8, 2008
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OnStar for Baby Buggies by Bill Demmery and Tonia Snow
Automatic tippy-bumpies detection for your child's stroller.
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Announcer • Tonia Snow as OnStar Voice
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The Club for Smokers by Bill Demmery
You'll never smoke (or eat solids) again!
Vox: Bill Demmery as Voiceover • Richard Hemphill as Henry • Tonia Snow as Wife
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Mayor's Moment #01 by Bill Demmery
Pigeons and writs and 'special charges' - oh, my!
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Process Server • Richard Hemphill as Voiceover • Richard Parks as Fake Mayor Larry • Tonia Snow as Carol-Anne Meighen-Ewen
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Bullshit Express by Bill Demmery
He's full of it, but he did use his points...
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Man #2 • Bill Demmery as Man #3 • Richard Hemphill as Man #1 • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Voiceover
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IOU Direct #02 by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #701
A mugger doesn't stand a chance against the IOU Direct banker guy.
Vox: Bill Demmery as IOU Banker Guy • Richard Hemphill as Mugger • Tonia Snow as Little Kid • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Voiceover
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Escape from IKEA by Bill Demmery
Can you find your way out?
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Bogdan • Richard Hemphill as Announcer • Richard Parks as Steve • Tonia Snow as Rachael
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Kanata 9-1-1, Episode #03 by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #730
Trapped in an SUV, surrounded by ice in the bank parking lot!
Vox: Richard Hemphill as Caller • Shalome Swinamer as Operator • Tonia Snow as Announcer
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The Transbummers by Bill Demmery
Life wasn't exactly idyllic for the newly-resettled Transformers...
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Ratchet and Sam the Kid • Bill Demmery as Optimus Prime • Richard Parks as Bumblebee
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Length: 24:07 | 5.7 MB | 32kbps. |
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Episode 1002: Going in Circles
Aired October 15, 2008
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Just Like Nana Used to Make by Bill Demmery and Tonia Snow
Try our East Coast delicacies - Fried Onions 'n Taters, yum!
Vox: Bill Demmery as Angus • Richard Hemphill as Announcer and Girl • Tonia Snow as Agnes • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Nana
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Timbits by Bill Demmery
They'll play like hellions on a Double-Double or two...
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Little Boy • Richard Hemphill as Coach • Tonia Snow as Announcer and Little Girl
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Dream Date by Tonia Snow
First aired in Episode #835
Nothing beats a relationship based on botox and hair-weaves.
Vox: Bill Demmery as Kalan • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Brianna
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Sponsored by Acme by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #733
A community events calendar from the year 2011.
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Announcer #2 • Richard Hemphill as Announcer #1 • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Announcer #3
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Pimp My Walker by Bill Demmery and Tonia Snow
Grandma's getting her walker all pimped-out. Be very afraid.
Vox: Bill Demmery as Billy • Richard Hemphill as Announcer and Seamus • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Grandma • Dave Wade as Pete Sr.
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Round and Round by Bill Demmery and Derek & Jen Bradshaw
Traffic circles can be confusing, the first time round.
Vox: Richard Parks as Husband • Tonia Snow as Wife
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Kanata 9-1-1, Episode #18 by Bill Demmery
Life in Kanata is just better... except when the ill winds of Carp blow over the landfill.
Vox: Amy Ford as Caller #3 • Josh McMillan as Operator • Richard Parks as Caller #2 • Tonia Snow as Announcer • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Caller #1
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Length: 24:04 | 5.6 MB | 32kbps. |
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Episode 1003: The Revenge of Saliva-Jane
Aired October 22, 2008
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The Revenge of Saliva-Jane by Richard Hemphill
First aired in Episode #831
It's wall-to-wall girl-on-girl rivalry, when gypsy trickster, Susan-Shelly Swanson, convinces vindictive tween, Saliva-Jane Moxon, to exact revenge on her life-long best frenemy, perpetual victim, Penny Nickels. Vengeance is hers.
Vox: Nancy Kenny as Susan-Shelly Swanson • Carla Parchelo as Miss Romproust • Tonia Snow as Penny Nickels • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Saliva-Jane
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Length: 28:05 | 6.6 MB | 32kbps. |
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Episode 1004: 2008 Funding Drive Episode #1
Aired October 29, 2008
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OnStar for Baby Buggies by Bill Demmery and Tonia Snow
First aired in Episode #1001
Automatic tippy-bumpies detection for your child's stroller.
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Announcer • Tonia Snow as OnStar Voice
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Choking Hazard Barbie by Dan Enright
First aired in Episode #611
Introducing the little plastic bee-otch with hands of steel!
Vox: Damien Bailey as Announcer • Bill Demmery as Crusty Father • Dan Enright as Little Boy #3 • Richard Hemphill as Little Boy #1 • Andrew Kirkwood as Little Boy #2 • Tonia Snow as Little Girl • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Docile Mother and Flower
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The Rectal Muffler by Tonia Snow
First aired in Episode #719
D'you smell cherries?
Vox: Bill Demmery as Nerdy Guy • Richard Hemphill as Announcer • Tonia Snow as Tired Lady and Supermodel
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Thanks 4 Asking by Richard Hemphill
First aired in Episode #733
A young man breaks the news to his parents: he's... Super.
Vox: Bill Demmery as Son • Richard Hemphill as Dad • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Mom
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Out of Line by Tonia Snow
First aired in Episode #810
Would you like fries with that cash withdrawal?
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Clerk #1 • Dan Enright as Clerk #2 • Richard Hemphill as Customer
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Glade Maritimes Collection by Bill Demmery and Tonia Snow
First aired in Episode #810
Enjoy new fragrances like Low Tide and After The Hooley!
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Little Girl and Friend • Bill Demmery as Paulice • Richard Parks as Announcer • Tonia Snow as Mom
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Farmer's Minute #1 by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #817
A local farmer discusses trouble with p*stholes out in the country.
Vox: Richard Hemphill as Clem • Richard Parks as Interviewer
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Length: 18:23 | 4.3 MB | 32kbps. |
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Episode 1005: 2008 Funding Drive Episode #2
Aired November 5, 2008
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OC Transpo Tips #09: Walkers and Strollers by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #926
Come wedge that toe-stompin' "SUV stroller" aboard!
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Narrator • Bill Demmery as Announcer
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It's a Dog's Life by Tonia Snow
First aired in Episode #724
Two canine denizens catch up on recent events.
Vox: Bill Demmery as Rex • Richard Hemphill as Max
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Maritime Language Tapes by Bill Demmery and Tonia Snow
First aired in Episode #818
Jiggle your cod and learn along!
Vox: Bill Demmery as Instructor • Richard Parks as Student • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Narrator
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Best of Richard Hemphill Montage #1 by Richard Hemphill
A sampling of the best writing, producing and performing by our own award-winning Richard Hemphill.
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The Big Oh! by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #830
News item: Olympic Stadium finally paid off! (And falling apart...)
Vox: Amy Ford as Mlle. Lortie • Richard Hemphill as Mayor Tremblay • Richard Parks as M. Potvin • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Announcer and Mme. Guertin
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Best of Richard Hemphill Montage #2
More hilarious tidbits from Richard Hemphill!
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Mac vs. PC #06 by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #902
Mac and PC encounter a scary pirate.
Vox: Bill Demmery as Pirate • Richard Hemphill as PC • Richard Parks as Mac
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Length: 17:00 | 4.0 MB | 32kbps. |
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Episode 1006: To the Max
Aired November 12, 2008
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Wayne Rostad's Got the Runs Again by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #906
A playful poke at a local celebrity. This week, he's had a few too many prunes...
Vox: Bill Demmery as Wayne Rostad
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Cry Me a River #1 by Bill Demmery
Monster Home or Luxury SUV... can you afford both?
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Man #1 • Richard Hemphill as Man #2 • Tonia Snow as Woman #2 • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Woman #1
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Backseat GPS by Bill Demmery
The perfect driving companion for single men!
Vox: Bill Demmery as Announcer and Creepy Guy • Richard Hemphill as Life-long Bachelor, Frustrated Husband and Laid-Back Dude • Tonia Snow as Crazed Screamer • Marg Tannahill-Wade as GPS Unit
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Inside the Newscasters' Studio by Bill Demmery
Max Kreeping tries to emulate a popular PBS series.
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Max Kreeping • Bill Demmery as Voiceover • Richard Parks as Burt Dudely
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Wayne Rostad's In the Road Again by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #906
Our local celebrity is broken down on the highway between gigs.
Vox: Bill Demmery as Wayne Rostad
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Cry Me a River #2 by Bill Demmery
Top-of-the-Line iPod, or high-end notebook computer... can you afford both?
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Teen #2 and Voiceover • Richard Hemphill as Teen #1
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Kanata 9-1-1, Episode #06 by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #802
Internet Down: Economic catastrophe strikes God's Little Cornfield as a denizen's Internet connection fails!
Vox: Dan Enright as Operator • Richard Hemphill as Caller • Tonia Snow as Announcer
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Wayne Rostad's On the Rug Again by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #907
This time, Wayne's posing for beefcake shots.
Vox: Bill Demmery as Wayne Rostad
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Moose Nads College by Bill Demmery and Marg Tannahill-Wade
First aired in Episode #809
Pragmatic students choose Moose Nads College of the North!
Vox: Richard Hemphill as Announcer • Andrew Kirkwood as Guy • Tonia Snow as Gal
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Wayne Rostad's On the Dole Again by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #907
Oops, he's been cancelled!
Vox: Bill Demmery as Wayne Rostad • Richard Parks as Producer
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Length: 24:08 | 5.7 MB | 32kbps. |
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Episode 1007: Canadian Trike
Aired November 19, 2008
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Canadian Trike by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #621
The crew at Lanark County Trikes put together a custom tricycle for a celebrity kid, while fighting, playing and drinking enormous quantities of Mountain Dew.
Vox: Bill Demmery as Billy • Richard Hemphill as Seamus • Andrew Kirkwood as Agent and Pete Jr. • Tonia Snow as Niece and Stunt Double • Shalome Swinamer as Announcer • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Alannis • Dave Wade as Pete Sr.
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Length: 28:58 | 13.0 MB | 64kbps. |
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Episode 1008: We Want Short Shorts
Aired November 26, 2008
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Glade East End Collection by Bill Demmery
Try our exciting new East End scents, like Treatment Plant and 417 Split.
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Kid • Bill Demmery as Dad • Richard Parks as Announcer • Tonia Snow as Mom
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The Friday Fairy by Bill Demmery and Tonia Snow
Be careful what you wish for!
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Co-Worker and Getaway Genie • Richard Hemphill as Friday Fairy • Tonia Snow as Rima
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Kanata 9-1-1, Episode #14 by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #901
A sprained ankle in Uncivilised Territory has the crew scrambling to track down an absent-minded Kanatan.
Vox: Richard Hemphill as OnStar Voice • Nancy Kenny as Wife • Carla Parchelo as Operator • Richard Parks as Caller • Tonia Snow as Announcer
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Farmer's Minute #2 by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #825
Sally talks about the care and maintenance of a country girl's p*shbroom.
Vox: Richard Parks as Announcer • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Sally
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Mac vs. PC #02 by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #832
Mac gets the horrifying urge to do real work after his st'owner installs Vista.
Vox: Richard Hemphill as PC • Richard Parks as Mac
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It Must Be True by Bill Demmery
All the news that's fit to be ignored.
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Voiceover and Dobbie • Richard Hemphill as Jim Winchester • Tonia Snow as Barb Savage
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Glade West End Collection by Bill Demmery
Try our exciting new West End scents, like Landfill and Palladium Locker Room!.
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Kid • Bill Demmery as Dad • Richard Parks as Announcer • Tonia Snow as Mom
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Length: 22:28 | 5.3 MB | 32kbps. |
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Episode 1009: The Wild Life
Aired December 3, 2008
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Hiring Nikki by Bill Demmery and Tonia Snow
She's rude, lazy, profane and volatile and hates people; a natural flight attendant!
Vox: Richard Parks as Evan • Tonia Snow as Catherine
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The Local Ottawa Cougar by Bill Demmery and Tonia Snow
Researchers track cougar activity at a local watering hole.
Vox: Bill Demmery as Australian Naturalist • Richard Hemphill as British Naturalist • Tonia Snow as Announcer
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Always Wired on Tim Hortons by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #722
Dear ol' Dad's had one too many.
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Lou • Bill Demmery as Dad • Richard Hemphill as Son
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Mac vs. PC #04 by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #833
She's hot and has a different look for every occasion.
Vox: Richard Hemphill as PC • Nancy Kenny as Linux • Richard Parks as Mac
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The Effemiray by Andrew Kirkwood
First aired in Episode #602
Three corporate machos connect with their feminine sides in the pink glow of a dying fluourescent light.
Vox: Bill Demmery as Jerry • Richard Hemphill as Hank • Andrew Kirkwood as Jack
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Scarred for Life, Episode 1 by Richard Parks
One of life's lessons set to music.
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Flight of the Dildo by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #901
Why Newfoundland will never have a space program.
Vox: Bill Demmery as Announcer and Technician • Juanita DeVos as CAPCOM • Richard Hemphill as Cleetus and Seamus • Tonia Snow as Pearl • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Tatiana
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Length: 24:09 | 5.7 MB | 32kbps. |
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Episode 1010: Prorogue This!
Aired December 10, 2008
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MasterSwipe #1 by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #613
Showin' off yer scars at the tavern for free drinks: priceless!
Vox: Bill Demmery as Announcer • Dan Enright as Hospital Announcer • Richard Hemphill as Bratty Kid #1 • Andrew Kirkwood as Bratty Kid #2 • Tonia Snow as Wife
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The Exploding Gourmet by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #936
Your favourite radio chef is explosively funny...
Vox: Bill Demmery as Announcer • Richard Hemphill as Graham
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Happily Ever After, Part II by Bill Demmery and Tonia Snow
Don't expect a storybook ending when 'Rella, 'Beauty and the rest of the gang get together for a bitchfest.
Vox: Bill Demmery as Dopey • Richard Hemphill as Snow White • Tonia Snow as Cinderella • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Rapunzel and Sleeping Beauty
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Mac vs. PC #03 by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #832
Mac and PC meet Linux. She's kinda busy running most of the Internet...
Vox: Richard Hemphill as PC • Nancy Kenny as Linux • Richard Parks as Mac
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Mine's Bigger than Yours by Bill Demmery
Three men sneak into the woods to compare their equipment.
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Richard • Bill Demmery as Harold • Richard Hemphill as Thomas
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Shopping with Satan by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #914
Satan takes a guest on a shopping romp on his home turf... er, make that Wal-Mart.
Vox: Bill Demmery as Alarm Voice, Clerk and Little Kid • Richard Hemphill as Himself • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Announcer and Old Lady
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Length: 25:04 | 5.9 MB | 32kbps. |
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Episode 1011: Santa Claus Is Running This Town
Aired December 17, 2008
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Santa Claus Is Running This Town by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #709
Santa Claus hires some muscle to help with 'donations' at the Toy Parade. Tooth Fairy subplot shamelessly appropriated from Richard Hemphill.
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Max Kreeping • Bill Demmery as Vito Chiarelli • Richard Hemphill as Fire Chief Woody Burns • Tonia Snow as Little Suzie • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Verma Celli • Dave Wade as Santa Claus
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Length: 28:51 | 13.0 MB | 64kbps. |
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Episode 1012: As the Pole Turns 2005
Aired December 24, 2008
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As the Pole Turns 2005 by Richard Hemphill
First aired in Episode #710
Poor Santa Claus and the residents of the North Pole are thrown into melodramatic mayhem when Rudolph's alcoholism and Mrs. Claus' infidelity surface during the Christmas season. Featuring seasonal old school hip hop classics. A re-editing of the original hour-long classic from Season Three.
Vox: Richard Hemphill as Dr. Nudo, Elf Two, Jeffy, Lester Beware, Mandrake, Phone Voice and Vlad • Chris Laursen as Elf One, Onion and Santa Claus • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Mrs. Claus and Sammy • Shalome Swinamer as Soap Voice, Trixie and Wilma • Rachel Tannahill as Vienna de Beauchampignon
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Length: 29:35 | 13.0 MB | 64kbps. |
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Episode 1013: All-Outtakes New Year's Eve 2008
Aired December 31, 2008
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Flubs 2008 by Bill Demmery and Remote Planet
When we just plain blow it.
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Miscues and Glitches 2008 by Bill Demmery and Remote Planet
Bad timing, wrong line, script errors.
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Surprise! and Out of Air 2008 by Bill Demmery and Remote Planet
Sometimes something funny catches us by surprise. And sometimes we forget to breathe!
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Prep 2008 by Bill Demmery and Remote Planet
Warming up to perform often yields charming moments.
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Smartass Comments 2008 by Bill Demmery and Remote Planet
Of course, the performers are always trying to be funnier than the writers.
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Backchatter 2008 by Bill Demmery and Remote Planet
And sometimes the behind-the-scenes chatter is funnier than the script!
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Length: 24:18 | 5.7 MB | 32kbps. |
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Episode 1014: Lead Us Into Temptation
Aired January 7, 2009
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Squeak! by Dan Enright
First aired in Episode #724
Catch the hazy new craze that's sweeping Vancouver!
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as British Chap • Bill Demmery as Mayor Cliffy • Richard Hemphill as Announcer and Stoned Dude
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Finding Nico by Damien Bailey
First aired in Episode #507
Hook tries to bum cigarettes from complete strangers.
Vox: Bill Demmery as Hook • Dan Enright as Stranger #1 and Stranger #10 • Owen Spendlove as Stranger #2 and Stranger #7 • Tonia Snow as Stranger #3 and Stranger #9 • Chris Laursen as Stranger #4 and Stranger #8 • Juanita DeVos as Stranger #5 and Stranger #11 • Damien Bailey as Stranger #6
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eVast-dot-ca by Bill Demmery and Tonia Snow
First aired in Episode #936
Pirate? Wench? Single? Look no further!
Vox: Richard Hemphill as Announcer • Bill Demmery as Pirate #1 • Marc-André Bélair as Pirate #2 • Tonia Snow as Polly • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Wench #1
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OC Transpo Tips #01: Waiting for the Bus by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #922
Handy reality-based tips for public transit riders.
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Narrator • Bill Demmery as Voiceover
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Hooked Again by Damien Bailey
First aired in Episode #512
Hook hooks up with his now-wealthy brother Shipwreck, and tries to bum a smoke.
Vox: Bill Demmery as Hook • Dan Enright as Shipwreck • Chris Laursen as Blue Velvet
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Spinning Tea Cups by Dan Enright
First aired in Episode #602
Rhonda, locked in a contest of one-upmanship with her sister, opens a giant, rotating, flying café.
Vox: Damien Bailey as Announcer Guy • Richard Hemphill as Television Announcer • Andrew Kirkwood as Husband • Tonia Snow as Rhonda
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OC Transpo Tips #02: Boarding the Bus by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #922
More handy tips from those friendly folks at OC!
Vox: Bill Demmery as Voiceover • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Narrator
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Length: 24:08 | 5.7 MB | 32kbps. |
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Episode 1015: Franticity
Aired January 14, 2009
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Quickie 06 - Grape Ape by Bill Demmery
Grape Ape found a pot patch, and now he's got the mean munchies!
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Grape Ape • Tonia Snow as Little Girl
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My Day by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #724
Lottery winners can have bad days, too.
Vox: Tonia Snow as Lise • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Sam
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My Next Day by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #825
Sam's had a luck-filled horrible day.
Vox: Tonia Snow as Lise • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Sam
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Yogamedics by Dan Enright
First aired in Episode #918
A yogic emergency has rescue workers reaching for the Jaws of Life... and Universal Bliss. Go ahead... Namaste! First aired in Season Five.
Vox: Bill Demmery as Announcer • Dan Enright as Caller and Yoga Victim • Andrew Kirkwood as Rescuer #1 • Shalome Swinamer as Operator
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So You Think You Can Type! by Bill Demmery
Test your typing to the limit on this great new radio reality show!
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Jeremichael and Willandrew • Richard Hemphill as Host and Judge • Tonia Snow as Announcer and Tracelle
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Her Day by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #833
This time, it's Lise's turn. Or so she thinks.
Vox: Tonia Snow as Lise • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Sam
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Kanata 9-1-1, Episode #20 by Bill Demmery and Tonia Snow
An examination of two "frivolous" calls shows one to be a very legitimate emergency in God's Little Cornfield.
Vox: Richard Hemphill as Caller #1 and Operator #2 • Richard Parks as Caller #2 and Operator #1
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Length: 24:23 | 5.7 MB | 32kbps. |
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Episode 1016: Here's Your Short Shorts!
Aired January 14, 2009
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Little André by Bill Demmery
Long before becoming a bus driver and union leader, little André Cornellier already wanted things his way or the highway...
Vox: Bill Demmery as Teacher, Little André and Announcer
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Candida and Geneva at the Soup Kitchen by Richard Hemphill
Candida and Geneva give the soup kitchen a working over as part of their community hours.
Vox: Pat Gauthier as Squeev • Tonia Snow as Candida • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Geneva
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Cat Farm by Richard Hemphill
Kids visit the Flatulent Cat Farm.
Vox: Bill Demmery as Dan • Richard Hemphill as Unidentified Adult Character • Tonia Snow as Kid #1 • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Kid #2
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Portrait of a Teenage Pedophile by Richard Hemphill
Poor Carter B. has been shunned since touching himeslf the once.
Vox: Pat Gauthier as Carter B. • Richard Hemphill as Announcer • Richard Parks as Dr. Ernest • Tonia Snow as Mom #2 • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Mom #1
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Kitten Cannon by Richard Hemphill
Here's a new toy for bored cat owners!
Vox: Bill Demmery as Romulus • Richard Hemphill as Announcer • Richard Parks as Remus
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Panacea by Richard Hemphill
Introducing the cure-all for unwanted situations!
Vox: Richard Hemphill as Rhyming Announcer • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Lady
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Pu[xx]y Chow by Richard Hemphill
Introducing the ultimate food for fussy kitties!
Vox: Richard Hemphill as Announcer • Tonia Snow as Lady
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Interview with an Alien by Richard Hemphill
Alien scientists are coming!
Vox: Dan Enright as Alan Keylimepie (the alien) • Richard Hemphill as Phil Maficionado and Newt Newton • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Anemone Jones
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Candida and Geneva at the Blood Bank by Richard Hemphill
Candida and Geneva donate a pint and take the usual pound of flesh.
Vox: Pat Gauthier as Squeev • Tonia Snow as Candida • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Geneva
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OC Transpo Strike Tips #1: Waiting for the Bus by Bill Demmery
Helpful tips for dealing with the transit strike.
Vox: Bill Demmery as Announcer
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Length: 24:45 | 5.8 MB | 32kbps. |
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Episode 1017: Taxi!
Aired January 28, 2009
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Message from the PM by Bill Demmery
A brief message of reassurance from Prime Minister Nero.
Vox: Bill Demmery as Voiceover
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Out of Source by Bill Demmery
Outsourcing comes to have-not Ontario.
Vox: Dave Perkins as Caller • Richard Hemphill as Operator • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Voiceover
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IOU Direct #05 by Bill Demmery
Introducing a new banking service: acquiring and protecting your money from you!
Vox: Bill Demmery as IOU Banker Guy • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Woman • Richard Hemphill as Man
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Finders Keepers by Tonia Snow
First aired in Episode #733
Dog poop, a gold nugget, and a three-way dispute over ownership.
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Policeman • Richard Hemphill as Passerby • Tonia Snow as Little Suzie • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Little Becky
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You Bet Your Breath! by Bill Demmery
Introducing the game show where pausing for air is only an option!
Vox: Bill Demmery as Ken • Richard Hemphill as Wheezer Puff (host) • Tonia Snow as Announcer • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Sue
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PEI - Way Overdone! by Bill Demmery
You're all about tacky and overdone. So are we!
Vox: Tonia Snow as Announcer
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Headline Headline News by Bill Demmery
Only the headlines, all the time!
Vox: Richard Hemphill as Announcer #2 • Dave Perkins as Announcer #1
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Mysterious Manitoba by Bill Demmery
Come visit Mysterious Manitoba and help us figure out why we're here!
Vox: Marg Tannahill-Wade as Announcer
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The Scottish Anti-Defamation League by Andrew Kirkwood
First aired in Episode #613
The Court of Civil Inanities is now in session!
Vox: Bill Demmery as Guru and Lama • Dan Enright as Heckler • Richard Hemphill as Bailiff and Judge Henri Maisonneuve • Andrew Kirkwood as Alistair MacDougall • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Diana Sinclair
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Baby Dyke Dolls by Richard Hemphill
Introducing the 'alternative' doll.
Vox: Pat Gauthier as Announcer • Tonia Snow as Sam • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Mom
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Length: 24:15 | 5.7 MB | 32kbps. |
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Episode 1018: Grab Bag for a Busy Week
Aired February 4, 2009
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Mac vs. PC #07 by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #902
PC and Mac's new pirate acquaintance has a visit from the recording industry.
Vox: Bill Demmery as Pirate • Richard Hemphill as PC • Richard Parks as Mac • Tonia Snow as Lawyer
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Maid Service by Bill Demmery and Tonia Snow
First aired in Episode #619
Cleaning can be fun!
Vox: Andrew Kirkwood as Simon Wussy • Tonia Snow as Gretchen Kurdbottom
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Respiralux by Dan Enright
First aired in Episode #506
Who needs atmosphere to get a breath of fresh air?
Vox: Dan Enright as Ginger Beware and Announcer • Juanita DeVos as Preacher Woman • Jamie Douglas as Man
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Daddys' Boys by Bill Demmery and Tonia Snow
First aired in Episode #805
Ben and Justin trade barbs and boasts.
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Justin • Andrew Kirkwood as Ben
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Whenevers by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #811
The new hyperabsorbent adult undergarment - careful with that swimming pool!
Vox: Bill Demmery as Old Man • Tonia Snow as Old Woman • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Announcer
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I-Ams for Seniors by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #823
Keep Grampa's hair shiny with this exciting new food-like product!
Vox: Bill Demmery as Grampa • Richard Parks as Announcer • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Mom
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Mayor's Moment #01 by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #1001
Pigeons and writs and 'special charges' - oh, my!
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Process Server • Richard Hemphill as Voiceover • Richard Parks as Fake Mayor Larry • Tonia Snow as Carol-Anne Meighen-Ewen
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Mac vs. PC #10 by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #904
PC is having a little problem with error messages. Mac is speechless.
Vox: Richard Hemphill as PC • Richard Parks as Mac
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WestJet #1 by Bill Demmery and Roy Demmery
First aired in Episode #718
He's not just desperate for a date, he's an airline owner!
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Bob • Bill Demmery as Voiceover • Richard Hemphill as Dad • Tonia Snow as Sally • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Mom
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Length: 23:52 | 5.6 MB | 32kbps. |
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Episode 1019: Snoozy Suzie's Valentine (Director's Cut)
Aired February 11, 2009
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Snoozy Suzie's Valentine (Director's Cut) by Bill Demmery
Little Snoozy Suzie rails against the overcommercialisation of Valentine's Day, and ignites a massive riot. Geezix recovers from his Hallowe'en injuries and becomes an inspiration to all, and Fire Chief Burns whips the Juvenile Delinquents into shape.
Originally aired in two parts. Condensed and presented here as a single episode.
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Juvenile Delinquent and Max Kreeping • Bill Demmery as Geezix • Richard Hemphill as Fire Chief Woody Burns and Mr. Muchengelt • Richard Parks as Hyper Harry • Tonia Snow as Snoozy Suzie • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Carol-Anne Meighen-Ewen, Mom, Mrs. Battelwagen and Stefany • Dave Wade as Dad
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Length: 27:28 | 6.4 MB | 32kbps. |
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Episode 1020: Richard Hemphill's Frankenbaby
Aired February 18, 2009
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Frankenbaby by Richard Hemphill
First aired in Episode #834
Craving inspiration, Lester Beware clones his hero, the legendary mad-scientist Dr. Victor Frankenstein, using his minion, Onion, as a human host for the embryo; but instead of getting an evil muse, he gets trapped with a very, very bad baby.
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Maelstrom and Monster • Bill Demmery as Onion and Dr. Wicked • Richard Hemphill as Lester Beware
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Length: 26:46 | 6.3 MB | 32kbps. |
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Episode 1021: Just Shut Up and Laugh...
Aired February 25, 2009
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Secret Meat by Damien Bailey
First aired in Episode #605
Be sure to save the scraps for your dog.
Vox: Bill Demmery as Guest • Richard Hemphill as Chef
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DIY by Tonia Snow
First aired in Episode #719
Why men think of hardware stores asir turf.
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Clerk • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Customer
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The New Guy by Bill Demmery and Shalome Swinamer
First aired in Episode #719
Haysoos pays a visit to the new Pope.
Vox: Bill Demmery as Pope Benedict • Richard Hemphill as Camerlengo • Shalome Swinamer as Haysoos
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IOU Direct #01 by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #619
Give us your money.
Vox: Bill Demmery as IOU Banker Guy
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Good Clean Innocent Fun Poker Party Dot-Net by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #733
Learn how to lose your life's savings through online gambling!
Vox: Bill Demmery as Announcer #2 • Richard Hemphill as Announcer #1 and Addictionations Counsellor • Tonia Snow as Gambler #2 • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Gambler #1 • Dave Wade as Gambler #3
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Kanata 9-1-1, Episode #07 by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #807
An unstylish Downtowner escapes from the bus compound and terrorises the Kanata Centrum until apprehended by a takedown team!
Vox: Bill Demmery as Officer Kyle Wazooski • Richard Hemphill as Caller • Tonia Snow as Announcer • Dave Wade as Operator
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Length: 24:22 | 5.7 MB | 32kbps. |
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Episode 1022: They Say Spring Is Coming
Aired March 4, 2009
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TravelVelocity.ca #2 by Bill Demmery
Our favourite little impostor globetrotting garden gnome catches more than fish.
Vox: Bill Demmery as Garden Gnome • Amy Ford as Announcer
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IOU Direct #06 by Bill Demmery
Our favourite imaginary Internet bank gets aggressive!
Vox: Bill Demmery as IOU Banker Guy • Richard Parks as Announcer
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Kanata 9-1-1, Episode #23 by Bill Demmery
Our heroic seasoned Operator has to make a dreaded Judgement Call.
Vox: Amy Ford as Operator • Josh McMillan as Caller • Tonia Snow as Announcer
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Ritalin for Husbands by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #616
Are you having trouble with your husband?
Vox: Bill Demmery as Husband • Andrew Kirkwood as Announcer • Tonia Snow as Wife
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Courting Margaret by Bill Demmery and Dave Wade
First aired in Episode #823
A dramatic enactment of what was supposed to happen in-studio last summer. (Yes, they did actually get married!)
Vox: Richard Hemphill as Matt Damon as Richard Hemphill • Tonia Snow as Herself • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Herself • Dave Wade as Himself
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Dan's Visit East by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #719
Our beloved Dan comes for a quick visit from bustling Vancouver.
Vox: Bill Demmery as Himself • Dan Enright as Himself • Richard Hemphill as Himself • Tonia Snow as Herself • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Herself • Dave Wade as Himself
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Length: 25:54 | 6.1 MB | 32kbps. |
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Episode 1023: Richard Hemphill's The Story of the Three Pigs
Aired March 11, 2009
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The Story of the Three Pigs by Richard Hemphill
First aired in Episode #826
Jeffy's uncle tells him the story of the three pigs and their life-long conflict with the big bad wolf and other radical lupine terrorists.
Vox: Bill Demmery as Daddy Hog, Picky and Ponk • Richard Hemphill as Uncle Narrator and Jeffy • Josh McMillan as Pank and Big Bad Wolf • Tonia Snow as Mommy Sow
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Length: 28:40 | 6.7 MB | 32kbps. |
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Episode 1024: The Geese Are Back in Town
Aired March 18, 2009
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OC Transpo Tips #03: Fares by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #922
Endear yourself to your fellow riders by haggling over the fare!
Vox: Bill Demmery as Voiceover • Richard Hemphill as Narrator
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DIY by Tonia Snow
First aired in Episode #719
Why men think of hardware stores asir turf.
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Clerk • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Customer
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A Day at the Spa by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #801
Anything in the name of beauty.
Vox: Bill Demmery as Yohann • Richard Hemphill as Herzberg, Kid and Ulf • Tonia Snow as Tanya • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Margaret • Dave Wade as Dad
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What's Your Secret? by Richard Hemphill
First aired in Episode #604
You've got questions, s/he has answers.
Vox: Shalome Swinamer as Madge • Tonia Snow as Gina
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Kanata 9-1-1, Episode #16 by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #906
PVR Not working! A Kanata Resident must replace her PVR when the hard drive fills up.
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Operator • Tonia Snow as Announcer • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Guest Host
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The Silence of Pompeii by Andrew Kirkwood
First aired in Episode #611
A drunken painter's big exhibit.
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Dick Sharpe • Bill Demmery as Charles Fitzsimmons-Perley • Richard Hemphill as Guilliarmo Mamblissima • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Eloise Fanshawe-Thorne
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Length: 27:30 | 6.4 MB | 32kbps. |
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Episode 1025: Idol Hands
Aired March 25, 2009
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Just Like Nana Used to Make by Bill Demmery and Tonia Snow
First aired in Episode #1002
Try our East Coast delicacies - Fried Onions 'n Taters, yum!
Vox: Bill Demmery as Angus • Richard Hemphill as Announcer and Girl • Tonia Snow as Agnes • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Nana
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Honest Ted's Funeral Fun Factory by Dan Enright
First aired in Episode #706
Honest Ted puts the fun back into funerals!
Vox: Bill Demmery as Honest Ted, Teen Dude and Pirate • Richard Hemphill as Mourning Man and Preacher • Tonia Snow as Little Girl and Raver Girl • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Old Lady
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Poetry Idol by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #619
Who's the best poet in Canada? Let's find out! Yeah-all-right!
Vox: Bill Demmery as Kyle • Dan Enright as Dragunspoon and Ethelwyn • Richard Hemphill as Rodney and Steve • Andrew Kirkwood as Ben Muldooney • Tonia Snow as Allspice and Cassandarina • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Bliss
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Length: 26:16 | 6.1 MB | 32kbps. |
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Episode 1026: Richard Hemphill's Big Brother
Aired April 1, 2009
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Big Brother by Richard Hemphill
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Length: 26:05 | 6.1 MB | 32kbps. |
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Episode 1027: The Comedy Stimulus Package
Aired April 8, 2009
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Popsi-Cola #1 by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #732
A sentimental look back at Dear Old Mom.
Vox: Bill Demmery as Announcer and Landscaping Boss • Dan Enright as Guy • Tonia Snow as Mom
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Facing Your Mortality by Richard Hemphill
First aired in Episode #623
VasculocranialhypoleukoWHAT? Ginger Beware conducts a terminal interview.
Vox: Dan Enright as Ginger Beware • Andrew Kirkwood as Ewen McEwen
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IOU Direct #02 by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #701
A mugger doesn't stand a chance against the IOU Direct banker guy.
Vox: Bill Demmery as IOU Banker Guy • Richard Hemphill as Mugger • Tonia Snow as Little Kid • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Voiceover
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Savage Remedies by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #818
Simple jungle savages help discover Viagra, make killing on pharma stocks.
Vox: Bill Demmery as Researcher #1 and Savage #2 • Richard Hemphill as Researcher #2 and Savage #1 • Andrew Kirkwood as Announcer • Tonia Snow as Translator
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Onions off the Starboard Bow by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #828
Evil Doctor Lester Beware catches his minion, Onion, in the middle of a sci-fi daydream.
Vox: Bill Demmery as Onion • Richard Hemphill as Lester Beware
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Camping! by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #906
Don't forget the hi-def and the XBox!
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Justin • Richard Parks as Tyler
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Dream Date 2 by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #807
Your dream man just might have looked you up online...
Vox: Tonia Snow as Joanette • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Natasha • Dave Wade as Ingemar
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Length: 26:11 | 6.1 MB | 32kbps. |
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Episode 1028: Richard Hemphill's Ballistery
Aired April 15, 2009
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Ballistery by Richard Hemphill
First aired in Episode #708
The squirrel kingdom declares war on the human inhabitants of this planet, one human at a time
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Doctor Pfeffer • Bill Demmery as Brandon Manitoba, General Peanut and Colonel Yamhead • Richard Hemphill as Almond and Egads Eureka • Nancy Kenny as King Macadamia • Tonia Snow as Announcer, Pandora and Agent Cashew
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Length: 27:02 | 12.0 MB | 64kbps. |
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Episode 1029: Brother, Can You Spare an Airbus?
Aired April 22, 2009
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Choker Express by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #901
They're not really chokers, but they slept well last night.
Vox: Bill Demmery as Reporter • Richard Hemphill as Alfie • Tonia Snow as Voiceover
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Kanata 9-1-1, Episode #01 by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #724
A terrorising tale from the mean streets of Kanata.
Vox: Bill Demmery as Caller • Nancy Kenny as Operator • Tonia Snow as Announcer
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Farmer's Minute #4 by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #936
Elmer from Winchester talks about c*ck husbandry. So to speak.
Vox: Richard Hemphill as Host • Richard Parks as Elmer • Tonia Snow as Announcer
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Popsi-Cola #2 by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #732
Memorable 80's music turns morning commuters into street dancers!
Vox: Dan Enright as Guy • Richard Hemphill as Announcer • Tonia Snow as Gal
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Kanata 9-1-1, Episode #10 by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #825
Kanatans encounter the cruel realities of non-Kanatan emergency services.
Vox: Bill Demmery as Operator #1 and Supervisor • Amy Ford as Operator #2 • Richard Hemphill as Caller #1 • Richard Parks as Operator #3 • Tonia Snow as Announcer • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Caller #2
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My So-Called Val Pak Life by Richard Hemphill
First aired in Episode #605
For his ongoing effort to create an oral history of the community of people who live just outside the trailer park known as Lucky Fortune Estates in the vicinity of greater White Bluffs, some PhD candidate interviews the Muckers.
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Interviewer • Richard Hemphill as Donny Mucker • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Connie Mucker
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Length: 26:07 | 6.0 MB | 32kbps. |
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Episode 1030: Richard Hemphill's Motel of Monsters
Aired April 29, 2009
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Motel of Monsters by Richard Hemphill
The further adventures of the kids from Sanguina, Countess of Blood!
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Length: 24:44 | 5.8 MB | 32kbps. |
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Episode 1031: Whaddya Ya Mean, Cynical?
Aired May 6, 2009
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IOU Direct #07 by Bill Demmery
Our favourite Internet bank is now taking our money, for our own good!
Vox: Bill Demmery as IOU Banker Guy • Richard Hemphill as Announcer • Tonia Snow as Shocked Woman
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Heritage Moment #1 by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #901
The Kitchen Party: a proud part of our heritage.
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Monsieur McGillicuddy • Bill Demmery as Kermit and Mary • Richard Hemphill as Jean-Edouarde and Paulis • Tonia Snow as Thelma and Voiceover
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Bullshit Express by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #1001
He's full of it, but he did use his points...
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Man #2 • Bill Demmery as Man #3 • Richard Hemphill as Man #1 • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Voiceover
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Kanata 9-1-1, Episode #19 by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #934
Our selfless heroes race to re-initialise the victims of a Blackberry-Blackberry collision.
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Operator #2 • Bill Demmery as Operator #1 • Amy Ford as Operator #3 • Richard Hemphill as Caller #2 • Richard Parks as Caller #3 • Tonia Snow as Announcer • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Caller #1
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Happily Ever After, Part II by Bill Demmery and Tonia Snow
First aired in Episode #1010
Don't expect a storybook ending when 'Rella, 'Beauty and the rest of the gang get together for a bitchfest.
Vox: Bill Demmery as Dopey • Richard Hemphill as Snow White • Tonia Snow as Cinderella • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Rapunzel and Sleeping Beauty
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Saskatchewan--We Can See Ya Comin' fer Three Days! by Bill Demmery
You won't catch us by surprise in Sunny Saskatchewan! *Note: Marg recorded this skit in one take. We think she was channelling Wanda from Corner Gas...
Vox: Marg Tannahill-Wade as Announcer
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Extreme Afterlife Makeover by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #835
The Grim Reaper gets a makeover
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Robin • Dan Enright as Death • Tonia Snow as Sue • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Kaitlyn
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Ontario Lotteries by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #832
Are you a shopkeeper? Play Ontario Lotteries and beat the hell outta the odds!
Vox: Bill Demmery as Announcer • Dan Enright as Shopkeeper #2 • Richard Parks as Shopkeeper #1 • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Shopkeeper #3
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Length: 26:15 | 6.2 MB | 32kbps. |
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Episode 1032: It's All Downhill...
Aired May 13, 2009
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IOU Direct #08 by Bill Demmery
Oops! Seems when the government takes your money without your permission, it's a social service. When a bank does it, it's gouging. Our bad!
Vox: Bill Demmery as IOU Banker Guy • Richard Hemphill as Announcer
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Alberta--We're Rich! by Bill Demmery
Alberta's rich. We don't need your money. So, if you come, bring a shovel.
Vox: Richard Hemphill as Announcer
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Canadian Tireless by Marc-André Bélair
First aired in Episode #726
The jobless Canadian Tire couple ask an Italian Don for help.
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Waiter • Bill Demmery as Ted • Richard Hemphill as Don Fettuccine • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Gloria
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Mayor's Moment #02 by Bill Demmery
Publicity, criminal trials, light rail and pigeons: His Honour explains it to the little people!
Vox: Richard Parks as Fake Mayor Larry • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Carol-Anne Meighen-Ewen
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Mac vs. PC #08 by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #903
Mac is delayed in favour of a revolutionary, ground-breaking, paradigm-shifting... telephone.
Vox: Richard Hemphill as PC • Richard Parks as Mac
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New Brunswick--We're Down East, Too! by Bill Demmery
Come on down to the Land of McCain's...
Vox: Tonia Snow as Announcer
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(Un)Dead by Andrew Kirkwood
First aired in Episode #610
A straight guy stumbles into shelter as zombies roam the streets.
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Barley Kemp • Bill Demmery as Ashton Whyte • Dan Enright as Garfield Hunte • Richard Hemphill as News Announcer • Tonia Snow as Helen Highwater
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Length: 24:44 | 6.0 MB | 32kbps. |
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Episode 1033: Missed by That Much!
Aired May 20, 2009
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Madness in the Morning by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #623
A radio morning show goes off the rails.
Vox: Bill Demmery as Steve • Jennifer Farr as Chopper Penelope • Richard Hemphill as Mike
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Blind Date Hell by Tonia Snow
First aired in Episode #713
"He has a speech impediment and smells slightly of faeces..."
Vox: Nancy Kenny as Diane • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Emily
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Asshole Express by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #821
Stay over and be the best asshole you can be!
Vox: Bill Demmery as Officer • Amy Ford as Lady #2 • Richard Hemphill as Asshole • Richard Parks as Announcer and Cashier • Tonia Snow as Lady #1 • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Old Lady
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Temporarily Yours by Tonia Snow
First aired in Episode #728
Temp agency terror.
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Candidate • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Recruiter
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O Train at Twelve O'Clock by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #701
Try not to breathe that diesel exhaust!
Vox: Bill Demmery as Hijacker • Andrew Kirkwood as Sidney • Richard Hemphill as Conductor, Lt. Sanchez and Pilot • Tonia Snow as Stewardess • Shalome Swinamer as Janice
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Length: 25:33 | 6.0 MB | 32kbps. |
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Episode 1034: Winding Down...
Aired May 27, 2009
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The Apprentice: Tardzan by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #730
Pitch business idea, Tardzan trash, you fired. Got it?
Vox: Bill Demmery as Joe Schmoinsky and Donald Trump • Dan Enright as Super God • Richard Hemphill as Tardzan • Tonia Snow as Su Mi • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Announcer and Martha Stewart
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The Adventures of Random Man by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #815
Our split-personality hero stops crimes through random acts!
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Announcer and Robber #2 • Bill Demmery as Bystander #1 and Radio Announcer • Richard Hemphill as Bystander #2, Random Man, Robber #1 and Server • Andrew Kirkwood as Bank Manager, Bank Teller and Random Man • Tonia Snow as Chaos Girl
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Length: 25:09 | 5.9 MB | 32kbps. |
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Episode 1035: Season Ten Finale
Aired June 3, 2009
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Discover Torontario by Bill Demmery
Water, water, water and one city--come visit Torontario!
Vox: Richard Hemphill as Announcer
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IOU Direct #11 by Bill Demmery
After recent layoffs, our favourite banker can afford to hire a security guard and take a stroll in the rain.
Vox: Bill Demmery as IOU Banker Guy • Richard Parks as Announcer
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My Special Day by Bill Demmery
Lise calls Sam with big news: she's pregnant! Naturally, Sam's busy giving birth to triplets.
Vox: Tonia Snow as Lise • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Sam
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Cat Farm by Richard Hemphill
First aired in Episode #1016
Kids visit the Flatulent Cat Farm.
Vox: Bill Demmery as Dan • Richard Hemphill as Unidentified Adult Character • Tonia Snow as Kid #1 • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Kid #2
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Super Virginal BC by Bill Demmery
As you've seen on TV, BC is only inhabited by skiers and kayakers.
Vox: Marg Tannahill-Wade as Announcer
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Baby Dyke Dolls by Richard Hemphill
First aired in Episode #1017
Introducing the 'alternative' doll.
Vox: Pat Gauthier as Announcer • Tonia Snow as Sam • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Mom
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IOU Direct #12 by Bill Demmery
Good news! IOU Direct is still around to protect your money from you!
Vox: Bill Demmery as IOU Banker Guy • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Announcer
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Kanata 9-1-1, Episode #25 by Bill Demmery
A newly-naturalised Downtowner paints his garage door plain blue. Only the heroic Operator can save the Kanatan social fabric from unwinding!
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Operator and Fella • Richard Hemphill as Announcer and Caller #3 • Tonia Snow as Caller #1, Caller #2 and Cop
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Length: 24:04 | 5.6 MB | 32kbps. |
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