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Ep. # Title Air Date
1201 Hockey Is Back! 2010.10.13
1202 Details at Eleven 2010.10.20
1203 2010 Funding Drive Episode #1 2010.10.27
1204 2010 Funding Drive Episode #2 2010.11.03
1205 Richard Hemphill's Sanguina, Countess of Blood 2010.11.10
1206 Bill Demmery's JAG-ED 2010.11.17
1207 Sea Change 2010.11.24
1208 Good-bye Old Guy, Hello New-Again Guy! 2010.12.01
1209 We Pause... 2010.12.08
1210 Chilly-Willy-Nilly 2010.12.15
1211 Richard Hemphill's As the Pole Turns 2010.12.22
1212 Bill Demmery's Santa Claus Is Running This Town 2010.12.29
1213 Too Much Xmas, Not Enough Workee 2011.01.05
1214 Swing Riding 2011.01.12
1215 What's This White Stuff? 2011.01.19
1216 Primal Screams 2011.01.26
1217 Beauty and the Blank 2011.02.02
1218 Idols of the East 2011.02.09
1219 Bill Demmery's Snoozy Suzie's Valentine 2011.02.16
1220 Yep, Still Winter 2011.02.23
1221 What's Old Is New Again 2011.03.02
1222 Richard Hemphill's Galexandra 2011.03.09
1223 Ready, Set, Germinate! 2011.03.16
1224 The Last Remake of Star Trek 2011.03.23
1225 Sunny with Frigid Periods 2011.03.30
1226 Richard Hemphill's Hayseeds 2011.04.06
1227 Symphonic Manoeuvres in the Dark 2011.04.13
1228 Steeling for the Stretch 2011.04.20
1229 Bill Demmery's Snoozy Suzie Goes Corporate 2011.04.27
1230 Max Legroom 2011.05.04
1231 Prepenultimatum 2011.05.11
1232 Welcome, Socially Ambitious Traveller 2011.05.18
1233 Season Twelve Finale 2011.05.25

Episode 1201:  Hockey Is Back!
Aired October 13, 2010

Cat Farm by Richard Hemphill
First aired in Episode #1016
Kids visit the Flatulent Cat Farm.
Vox: Bill Demmery as DanRichard Hemphill as Unidentified Adult CharacterTonia Snow as Kid #1Marg Tannahill-Wade as Kid #2

Screaming Pitchmen by Richard Hemphill
First aired in Episode #1122

Stick it to 'Em! by Tonia Snow
First aired in Episode #1128
Kid Pro Technologies helps you apply just the right balance of TLC and duct tape to your unruly or uncontrollable children.
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Little NevilleBill Demmery as AnnouncerMarg Tannahill-Wade as Julie

Wednesday Morning Dark Roast by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #1106
Tic gets twitchy over some obsessively good java.
Vox: Bill Demmery as BobTic as Himself

Moist by Jimmy and the Love Muffins and Richard Parks
First aired in Episode #915
A cheeky little song about moistness.

IOU Direct #06 by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #1022
Our favourite imaginary Internet bank gets aggressive!
Vox: Bill Demmery as IOU Banker GuyRichard Parks as Announcer

Animal Hospital by Richard Hemphill
First aired in Episode #1121

Timbits by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #1002
They'll play like hellions on a Double-Double or two...
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Little BoyRichard Hemphill as CoachTonia Snow as Announcer and Little Girl

Aunt Dragonia by Richard Hemphill
First aired in Episode #333
Jeffy tries to extort toys out of his mother's girlfriend.
Vox: Richard Hemphill as JeffyMarg Tannahill-Wade as Aunt Dragonia

  Length: 26:06  |  6.1 MB  |  32kbps.
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Episode 1202:  Details at Eleven
Aired October 20, 2010

Switzerland by Richard Hemphill
First aired in Episode #1120

Hiring Nikki by Bill Demmery and Tonia Snow
First aired in Episode #1009
She's rude, lazy, profane and volatile and hates people; a natural flight attendant!
Vox: Richard Parks as EvanTonia Snow as Catherine

Candida and Geneva at the Blood Bank by Richard Hemphill
First aired in Episode #1016
Candida and Geneva donate a pint and take the usual pound of flesh.
Vox: Pat Gauthier as SqueevTonia Snow as CandidaMarg Tannahill-Wade as Geneva

Uruguay by Richard Hemphill
First aired in Episode #1120

TravelVelocity.ca #2 by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #1022
Our favourite little impostor globetrotting garden gnome catches more than fish.
Vox: Bill Demmery as Garden GnomeAmy Ford as Announcer

OCD3K by Richard Hemphill
First aired in Episode #1122

Kanata 9-1-1, Episode #18 by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #1002
Life in Kanata is just better... except when the ill winds of Carp blow over the landfill.
Vox: Amy Ford as Caller #3Josh McMillan as OperatorRichard Parks as Caller #2Tonia Snow as AnnouncerMarg Tannahill-Wade as Caller #1

  Length: 26:08  |  6.1 MB  |  32kbps.
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Episode 1203:  2010 Funding Drive Episode #1
Aired October 27, 2010

Cavemensa by Richard Hemphill
First aired in Episode #1124

Panacea by Richard Hemphill
First aired in Episode #1016
Introducing the cure-all for unwanted situations!
Vox: Richard Hemphill as Rhyming AnnouncerMarg Tannahill-Wade as Lady

Reference Desk by Richard Hemphill
First aired in Episode #1123

IOU Direct #05 by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #1017
Introducing a new banking service: acquiring and protecting your money from you!
Vox: Bill Demmery as IOU Banker GuyMarg Tannahill-Wade as WomanRichard Hemphill as Man

Mac vs. PC #01 by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #832
In this spoof of a popular series of TV commercials, Mac's hardware platform gets changed again.
Vox: Richard Hemphill as PCRichard Parks as Mac

Candida and Geneva at the Soup Kitchen by Richard Hemphill
First aired in Episode #1016
Candida and Geneva give the soup kitchen a working over as part of their community hours.
Vox: Pat Gauthier as SqueevTonia Snow as CandidaMarg Tannahill-Wade as Geneva

Mortuary Workers by Richard Hemphill
First aired in Episode #207
Two mortuary workers discuss procrastination.

eVast-dot-ca by Bill Demmery and Tonia Snow
First aired in Episode #936
Pirate? Wench? Single? Look no further!
Vox: Richard Hemphill as AnnouncerBill Demmery as Pirate #1Marc-André Bélair as Pirate #2Tonia Snow as PollyMarg Tannahill-Wade as Wench #1

  Length: 18:13  |  4.3 MB  |  32kbps.
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Episode 1204:  2010 Funding Drive Episode #2
Aired November 3, 2010

IOU Direct #11 by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #1035
After recent layoffs, our favourite banker can afford to hire a security guard and take a stroll in the rain.
Vox: Bill Demmery as IOU Banker GuyRichard Parks as Announcer

Kitten Cannon by Richard Hemphill
First aired in Episode #1016
Here's a new toy for bored cat owners!
Vox: Bill Demmery as RomulusRichard Hemphill as AnnouncerRichard Parks as Remus

What's That Smell? by Richard Hemphill
First aired in Episode #1120

Farmer's Minute #4 by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #936
Elmer from Winchester talks about c*ck husbandry. So to speak.
Vox: Richard Hemphill as HostRichard Parks as ElmerTonia Snow as Announcer

Pu[XX]y Chow

Heritage Moment #1 by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #901
The Kitchen Party: a proud part of our heritage.
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Monsieur McGillicuddyBill Demmery as Kermit and MaryRichard Hemphill as Jean-Edouarde and PaulisTonia Snow as Thelma and Voiceover

Glade East End Collection by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #1008
Try our exciting new East End scents, like Treatment Plant and 417 Split.
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as KidBill Demmery as DadRichard Parks as AnnouncerTonia Snow as Mom

Job Interview by Richard Hemphill
First aired in Episode #1120

  Length: 18:32  |  4.3 MB  |  32kbps.
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Episode 1205:  Richard Hemphill's Sanguina, Countess of Blood
Aired November 10, 2010

Sanguina, Countess of Blood by Richard Hemphill
First aired in Episode #723
Some pesky kids stumble upon the castle of the queen of all the vampires. But why, even in the presence of two juicy young boys, is the Countess of Blood having so much trouble, you know... getting fang?
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as PuntBill Demmery as DondoRichard Hemphill as RumpquestNancy Kenny as SanguinaTonia Snow as ViolaMarg Tannahill-Wade as Pepper

  Length: 26:06  |  12.0 MB  |  64kbps.
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Episode 1206:  Bill Demmery's JAG-ED
Aired November 17, 2010

JAG-ED by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #612
In a spoof of a popular syndicated television series, a Canadian military lawyer investigates a payroll theft aboard a naval vessel.
Vox: Damien Bailey as Head of Air Group (HAG)Marc-André Bélair as Comic Relief SpudBill Demmery as Judge BlunderbussDan Enright as Announcer, Captain Wetwake and Pilot WingerRichard Hemphill as Admiral Bullethead and QuartermasterAndrew Kirkwood as Commander Harmless RagTonia Snow as Paymaster Jessica JamesMarg Tannahill-Wade as Floozie Advocate General (FAG)

  Length: 25:45  |  12.0 MB  |  64kbps.
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Episode 1207:  Sea Change
Aired November 24, 2010

By the Tail #1 by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #1121
Tiger's busily covering up all his vices.
Vox: Dave Perkins as TigerMarg Tannahill-Wade as Girl on Telephone

Camping! by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #906
Don't forget the hi-def and the XBox!
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as JustinRichard Parks as Tyler

Saliva by Richard Hemphill
First aired in Episode #1129

Mayor's Moment #08 by Bill Demmery
Fake Mayor Larry talks about strategy in his re-election campaign.
Vox: Richard Parks as Fake Mayor LarryMarg Tannahill-Wade as Carol-Anne Meighen-Ewen

IOU Direct #12 by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #1035
Good news! IOU Direct is still around to protect your money from you!
Vox: Bill Demmery as IOU Banker GuyMarg Tannahill-Wade as Announcer

By the Tail #2 by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #1121
Tiger's still at it.
Vox: Dave Perkins as TigerMarg Tannahill-Wade as Girl on Telephone

You Bet Your Breath! by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #1017
Introducing the game show where pausing for air is only an option!
Vox: Bill Demmery as KenRichard Hemphill as Wheezer Puff (host)Tonia Snow as AnnouncerMarg Tannahill-Wade as Sue

The Exploding Gourmet by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #936
Your favourite radio chef is explosively funny...
Vox: Bill Demmery as AnnouncerRichard Hemphill as Graham

Unseasonal Disorder by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #728
What's your favourite season?
Vox: Dan Enright as HeTonia Snow as She

By the Tail #3 by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #1121
Yep... Tiger's gonna be busy for a while.
Vox: Dave Perkins as TigerMarg Tannahill-Wade as Girl on Telephone

  Length: 26:15  |  6.2 MB  |  32kbps.
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Episode 1208:  Good-bye Old Guy, Hello New-Again Guy!
Aired December 1, 2010

Headline Headline News by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #1017
Only the headlines, all the time!
Vox: Richard Hemphill as Announcer #2Dave Perkins as Announcer #1

Mayor's Moment #03 by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #1102
Fake Mayor Larry is back again for another rollicking interview.
Vox: Richard Parks as Fake Mayor LarryTonia Snow as AnnouncerMarg Tannahill-Wade as Carol-Anne Meighen-Ewen

Mister Impatient by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #1102
Glass houses, and all that.
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Complaining HypocriteBill Demmery as Argumentive ManRichard Hemphill as ServerTonia Snow as Suffering Companion and Woman on Cellphone

The Local Ottawa Cougar by Bill Demmery and Tonia Snow
First aired in Episode #1009
Researchers track cougar activity at a local watering hole.
Vox: Bill Demmery as Australian NaturalistRichard Hemphill as British NaturalistTonia Snow as Announcer

Mayor's Moment #09 by Bill Demmery
Outgoing Fake Mayor Larry waxes philosophically about leaving office and the great cycle of politics.
Vox: Richard Parks as Fake Mayor LarryMarg Tannahill-Wade as Carol-Anne Meighen-Ewen

Kanata 9-1-1, Episode #15 by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #902
Two parallel calls concerning the same incident--one to Kanata 9-1-1 and one to Regular 9-1-1--illustrate the stark language gap between versatile, socially functional Kanatan and the blunt, limited Downtowner dialect.
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Operator #2Amy Ford as Operator #1Josh McMillan as Caller #2Richard Parks as Caller #1Tonia Snow as Announcer

PEI - Way Overdone! by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #1017
You're all about tacky and overdone. So are we!
Vox: Tonia Snow as Announcer

  Length: 25:40  |  6.0 MB  |  32kbps.
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Episode 1209:  We Pause...
Aired December 8, 2010

The Big Oh! by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #830
News item: Olympic Stadium finally paid off! (And falling apart...)
Vox: Amy Ford as Mlle. LortieRichard Hemphill as Mayor TremblayRichard Parks as M. PotvinMarg Tannahill-Wade as Announcer and Mme. Guertin

Radio Hosts Gone Wild by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #1106
"the most exciting thing to hit radio since crippling corporate homogeneity!"
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as AnnouncerRichard Hemphill as KenRichard Parks as SteveTonia Snow as The TigressMarg Tannahill-Wade as Barb

Breaking News by Richard Hemphill
First aired in Episode #1129

Message by Richard Hemphill
First aired in Episode #1124

Round and Round by Bill Demmery and Derek & Jen Bradshaw
First aired in Episode #1002
Traffic circles can be confusing, the first time round.
Vox: Richard Parks as HusbandTonia Snow as Wife

Courting Margaret by Bill Demmery and Dave Wade
First aired in Episode #823
A dramatic enactment of what was supposed to happen in-studio last summer. (Yes, they did actually get married!)
Vox: Richard Hemphill as Matt Damon as Richard HemphillTonia Snow as HerselfMarg Tannahill-Wade as HerselfDave Wade as Himself

Kanata 9-1-1, Episode #19 by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #934
Our selfless heroes race to re-initialise the victims of a Blackberry-Blackberry collision.
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Operator #2Bill Demmery as Operator #1Amy Ford as Operator #3Richard Hemphill as Caller #2Richard Parks as Caller #3Tonia Snow as AnnouncerMarg Tannahill-Wade as Caller #1

IOU Direct #07 by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #1031
Our favourite Internet bank is now taking our money, for our own good!
Vox: Bill Demmery as IOU Banker GuyRichard Hemphill as AnnouncerTonia Snow as Shocked Woman

  Length: 26:38  |  6.2 MB  |  32kbps.
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Episode 1210:  Chilly-Willy-Nilly
Aired December 15, 2010

Yvonne by Richard Hemphill
First aired in Episode #1124

The Clown by Richard Hemphill
First aired in Episode #1122

Thanks for Shopping Endlessly by Dan Enright
First aired in Episode #605
An announcer at the Bay says it as it is, plus 10% off!
Vox: Dan Enright as Announcer

Mac vs. PC #08 by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #903
Mac is delayed in favour of a revolutionary, ground-breaking, paradigm-shifting... telephone.
Vox: Richard Hemphill as PCRichard Parks as Mac

Kanata 9-1-1, Episode #25 by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #1035
A newly-naturalised Downtowner paints his garage door plain blue. Only the heroic Operator can save the Kanatan social fabric from unwinding!
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Operator and FellaRichard Hemphill as Announcer and Caller #3Tonia Snow as Caller #1, Caller #2 and Cop

  Length: 25:32  |  6.0 MB  |  32kbps.
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Episode 1211:  Richard Hemphill's As the Pole Turns
Aired December 22, 2010

As the Pole Turns 2005 by Richard Hemphill
First aired in Episode #710
Poor Santa Claus and the residents of the North Pole are thrown into melodramatic mayhem when Rudolph's alcoholism and Mrs. Claus' infidelity surface during the Christmas season. Featuring seasonal old school hip hop classics. A re-editing of the original hour-long classic from Season Three.
Vox: Richard Hemphill as Dr. Nudo, Elf Two, Jeffy, Lester Beware, Mandrake, Phone Voice and VladChris Laursen as Elf One, Onion and Santa ClausMarg Tannahill-Wade as Mrs. Claus and SammyShalome Swinamer as Soap Voice, Trixie and WilmaRachel Tannahill as Vienna de Beauchampignon

  Length: 29:35  |  13.0 MB  |  64kbps.
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Episode 1212:  Bill Demmery's Santa Claus Is Running This Town
Aired December 29, 2010

Santa Claus Is Running This Town by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #709
Santa Claus hires some muscle to help with 'donations' at the Toy Parade. Tooth Fairy subplot shamelessly appropriated from Richard Hemphill.
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Max KreepingBill Demmery as Vito ChiarelliRichard Hemphill as Fire Chief Woody BurnsTonia Snow as Little SuzieMarg Tannahill-Wade as Verma CelliDave Wade as Santa Claus

  Length: 28:51  |  13.0 MB  |  64kbps.
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Episode 1213:  Too Much Xmas, Not Enough Workee
Aired January 5, 2011

Saskatchewan--We Can See Ya Comin' fer Three Days! by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #1031
You won't catch us by surprise in Sunny Saskatchewan! *Note: Marg recorded this skit in one take. We think she was channelling Wanda from Corner Gas...
Vox: Marg Tannahill-Wade as Announcer

Mime in a Box by Richard Hemphill
First aired in Episode #1124

Antiques Road Show in Space by Richard Hemphill
First aired in Episode #225

Glade Byward Market Collection by Bill Demmery and Tonia Snow
First aired in Episode #935
Bring back fond memories of the Market with Cocaine Quickie, Drunken Fistfight and After the Police Raid!
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as KidRichard Hemphill as DadRichard Parks as AnnouncerTonia Snow as Mom

The Transbummers by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #1001
Life wasn't exactly idyllic for the newly-resettled Transformers...
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Ratchet and Sam the KidBill Demmery as Optimus PrimeRichard Parks as Bumblebee

The Housework Fairy by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #1108
He loves doing housework. She's happy to toss him the lot.
Vox: Richard Hemphill as Housework FairyMarg Tannahill-Wade as Woman

Dream Date by Tonia Snow
First aired in Episode #835
Nothing beats a relationship based on botox and hair-weaves.
Vox: Bill Demmery as KalanMarg Tannahill-Wade as Brianna

  Length: 25:04  |  5.9 MB  |  32kbps.
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Episode 1214:  Swing Riding
Aired January 12, 2011

Québec by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #1131
Come visit Québec - we're not just about referendums anymore!
Vox: Richard Hemphill as Announcer

Mine's Bigger than Yours by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #1010
Three men sneak into the woods to compare their equipment.
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as RichardBill Demmery as HaroldRichard Hemphill as Thomas

The Leper by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #1103
Something's a little different about one of the contestants...
Vox: Dave Perkins as AnnouncerMarg Tannahill-Wade as WomanRichard Parks as Man

The Friday Fairy by Bill Demmery and Tonia Snow
First aired in Episode #1008
Be careful what you wish for!
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Co-Worker and Getaway GenieRichard Hemphill as Friday FairyTonia Snow as Rima

Snoozy Suzie in Charge by Bill Demmery
Mom's off to a weekend getaway, and Suzie takes charge. Daddy has to earn his bacon!
Vox: Tonia Snow as Snoozy SuzieRichard Parks as Hyper HarryMarc-André Bélair as Max KreepingMarg Tannahill-Wade as MomDave Wade as Dad

  Length: 25:59  |  6.1 MB  |  32kbps.
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Episode 1215:  What's This White Stuff?
Aired January 19, 2011

The Tooters by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #1103
A look at Medieval Royalty from a unique, flatulent perspective.
Vox: Richard Hemphill as The KingMarg Tannahill-Wade as AnnouncerChris Wardell as Sir Dirk

Big Boss Baby by Richard Hemphill
First aired in Episode #1124

The Treat Fairy by Bill Demmery
She's craving a treat. She's going to get one--with the usual catch.
Vox: Marg Tannahill-Wade as WifeRichard Parks as HusbandRichard Hemphill as The Treat Fairy

Onions off the Starboard Bow by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #828
Evil Doctor Lester Beware catches his minion, Onion, in the middle of a sci-fi daydream.
Vox: Bill Demmery as OnionRichard Hemphill as Lester Beware

Interview with an Alien by Richard Hemphill
First aired in Episode #1016
Alien scientists are coming!
Vox: Dan Enright as Alan Keylimepie (the alien)Richard Hemphill as Phil Maficionado and Newt NewtonMarg Tannahill-Wade as Anemone Jones

Kanata 9-1-1, Episode #23 by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #1022
Our heroic seasoned Operator has to make a dreaded Judgement Call.
Vox: Amy Ford as OperatorJosh McMillan as CallerTonia Snow as Announcer

The Shrunken Master Review by Bill Demmery
They're tiny! They're misshapen! They know all about the movies!
Vox: Marg Tannahill-Wade as AnnouncerBill Demmery as Shrunken Master #1Richard Parks as Shrunken Master #2Richard Hemphill as Shrunken Master #3

  Length: 25:57  |  6.1 MB  |  32kbps.
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Episode 1216:  Primal Screams
Aired January 26, 2011

Knock, Knock... by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #1104
Folks just don't like sellin' to poor ol' Blackberry Jim.
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Jim BalsillieBill Demmery as Homeowner

Evil GPS by Bill Demmery
Just how much do you trust your GPS?
Vox: Bill Demmery as AlRichard Parks as BobRichard Hemphill as GPS

Ninja Zombie by Richard Hemphill
First aired in Episode #1122

Finders Keepers by Tonia Snow
First aired in Episode #733
Dog poop, a gold nugget, and a three-way dispute over ownership.
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as PolicemanRichard Hemphill as PasserbyTonia Snow as Little SuzieMarg Tannahill-Wade as Little Becky

Bunny Town One by Richard Hemphill
First aired in Episode #1121

Farmer's Minute #3 by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #832
Carl, from Carlsbad Springs, explains the fine art of sheep f*ncing.
Vox: Bill Demmery as CarlMarg Tannahill-Wade as Announcer

Glade West End Collection by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #1008
Try our exciting new West End scents, like Landfill and Palladium Locker Room!.
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as KidBill Demmery as DadRichard Parks as AnnouncerTonia Snow as Mom

IOU Direct #08 by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #1032
Oops! Seems when the government takes your money without your permission, it's a social service. When a bank does it, it's gouging. Our bad!
Vox: Bill Demmery as IOU Banker GuyRichard Hemphill as Announcer

Kanata 9-1-1, Episode #26 by Bill Demmery
A cheerleader enrolled in a Prominent Local Separate School suffers a debilitating texting-finger injury!
Vox: Tonia Snow as AnnouncerRichard Parks as OperatorMarg Tannahill-Wade as Caller

  Length: 25:57  |  6.1 MB
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Episode 1217:  Beauty and the Blank
Aired February 2, 2011

The Shut-Up Fairy by Bill Demmery
The world is such a loud place! If only there were a way to shut it up!
Vox: Tonia Snow as WifeMarc-André Bélair as HusbandRichard Hemphill as Shut-Up Fairy

Mayor's Moment #10 by Bill Demmery
Incoming (and former) Fake Mayor Jim talks about his plans.
Vox: Richard Parks as Fake Mayor JimMarg Tannahill-Wade as Carol-Anne Meighen-Ewen

Happily Ever After, Part II by Bill Demmery and Tonia Snow
First aired in Episode #1010
Don't expect a storybook ending when 'Rella, 'Beauty and the rest of the gang get together for a bitchfest.
Vox: Bill Demmery as DopeyRichard Hemphill as Snow WhiteTonia Snow as CinderellaMarg Tannahill-Wade as Rapunzel and Sleeping Beauty

Super Virginal BC by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #1035
As you've seen on TV, BC is only inhabited by skiers and kayakers.
Vox: Marg Tannahill-Wade as Announcer

From the Plane by Richard Hemphill
First aired in Episode #207
Ochto, Warrior God of Praaaaan consults with his shrink.

The Sex Fairy by Bill Demmery
Want to make love like you never will again? Now, you can! (And never again.)
Vox: Marg Tannahill-Wade as WifeRichard Parks as HusbandRichard Hemphill as Sex Fairy

  Length: 24:44  |  5.8 MB  |  32kbps.
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Episode 1218:  Idols of the East
Aired February 9, 2011

New Brunswick--We're Down East, Too! by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #1032
Come on down to the Land of McCain's...
Vox: Tonia Snow as Announcer

Inside the Newscasters' Studio by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #1006
Max Kreeping tries to emulate a popular PBS series.
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Max KreepingBill Demmery as VoiceoverRichard Parks as Burt Dudely

Ama and the Bus by Richard Hemphill
First aired in Episode #1124

The Angel Hunter by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #811
A fond and slightly cheeky tribute to the late Paul Irwin.
Vox: Bill Demmery as The Angel HunterRichard Hemphill as Caught AngelTonia Snow as Singing Angel

Maritime Idol by Bill Demmery
An East Coast talent show gets a bit obsessive.
Vox: Bill Demmery as Rex MurphyRichard Parks as KlevinTonia Snow as PearlRichard Hemphill as Kermit and Old Guy

Pet in the Can by Richard Hemphill
First aired in Episode #1123

Kanata 9-1-1, Episode #16 by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #906
PVR Not working! A Kanata Resident must replace her PVR when the hard drive fills up.
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as OperatorTonia Snow as AnnouncerMarg Tannahill-Wade as Guest Host

Nunavut: Show Us the Money by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #1102
Don't bother visiting - just send cash!
Vox: Marg Tannahill-Wade as Announcer

  Length: 25:54  |  6.1 MB  |  32kbps.
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Episode 1219:  Bill Demmery's Snoozy Suzie's Valentine
Aired February 16, 2011

Snoozy Suzie's Valentine, Part One by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #820
Little Snoozy Suzie rails against the overcommercialisation of Valentine's Day, and ignites a massive riot. Geezix recovers from his Hallowe'en injuries and becomes an inspiration toa ll, and Fire Chief Burns whips the Juvenile Delinquents into shape. Originally aired in two parts on February 14 and 21. Presented here as one integral episode.
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Juvenile Delinquent and Max KreepingBill Demmery as GeezixRichard Hemphill as Fire Chief Woody Burns and Mr. MuchengeltRichard Parks as Hyper HarryTonia Snow as Snoozy SuzieMarg Tannahill-Wade as Carol-Anne Meighen-Ewen, Mom, Mrs. Battelwagen and StefanyDave Wade as Dad

Snoozy Suzie's Valentine, Part Two by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #821
The conclusion of our new Valentine's classic. Audio portion included in #820 and omitted from this online episode.

  Length: 37:24  |  8.8 MB  |  32kbps.
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Episode 1220:  Yep, Still Winter
Aired February 23, 2011

Door to Door by Richard Hemphill
First aired in Episode #1123

The Snobby Dollar by Tonia Snow
First aired in Episode #828
Does it matter where it comes from, if it's only a buck?
Vox: Bill Demmery as CustomerRichard Hemphill as Clerk

Ninja Zombie II by Richard Hemphill
First aired in Episode #1122

Kanata 9-1-1, Episode #14 by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #901
A sprained ankle in Uncivilised Territory has the crew scrambling to track down an absent-minded Kanatan.
Vox: Richard Hemphill as OnStar VoiceNancy Kenny as WifeCarla Parchelo as OperatorRichard Parks as CallerTonia Snow as Announcer

Pimp My Walker by Bill Demmery and Tonia Snow
First aired in Episode #1002
Grandma's getting her walker all pimped-out. Be very afraid.
Vox: Bill Demmery as BillyRichard Hemphill as Announcer and SeamusMarg Tannahill-Wade as GrandmaDave Wade as Pete Sr.

Her Day by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #833
This time, it's Lise's turn. Or so she thinks.
Vox: Tonia Snow as LiseMarg Tannahill-Wade as Sam

Discover Torontario by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #1035
Water, water, water and one city--come visit Torontario!
Vox: Richard Hemphill as Announcer

Young George Lucas by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #829
George Lucas recounts one day in his life that had a huge influence on his favourite blockbuster movie.
Vox: Bill Demmery as C-3P-O and Master YotoRichard Hemphill as George LucasRichard Parks as Arty-D2, Hans Olaf and Stu BakkerTonia Snow as Cousin LeiaMarg Tannahill-Wade as Aunt RueDave Wade as Bartender

  Length: 25:54  |  6.1 MB  |  32kbps.
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Episode 1221:  What's Old Is New Again
Aired March 2, 2011

Alberta--We're Rich! by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #1032
Alberta's rich. We don't need your money. So, if you come, bring a shovel.
Vox: Richard Hemphill as Announcer

Cyberplagiarist by Richard Hemphill
First aired in Episode #1122

Thanks 4 Asking by Richard Hemphill
First aired in Episode #733
A young man breaks the news to his parents: he's... Super.
Vox: Bill Demmery as SonRichard Hemphill as DadMarg Tannahill-Wade as Mom

Mysterious Manitoba by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #1017
Come visit Mysterious Manitoba and help us figure out why we're here!
Vox: Marg Tannahill-Wade as Announcer

Mac vs. PC #02 by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #832
Mac gets the horrifying urge to do real work after his st'owner installs Vista.
Vox: Richard Hemphill as PCRichard Parks as Mac

Baby Dyke Dolls by Richard Hemphill
First aired in Episode #1017
Introducing the 'alternative' doll.
Vox: Pat Gauthier as AnnouncerTonia Snow as SamMarg Tannahill-Wade as Mom

Escape from IKEA by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #1001
Can you find your way out?
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as BogdanRichard Hemphill as AnnouncerRichard Parks as SteveTonia Snow as Rachael

Candida and Geneva at the Movies by Richard Hemphill
First aired in Episode #1121

Shopping with Satan by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #914
Satan takes a guest on a shopping romp on his home turf... er, make that Wal-Mart.
Vox: Bill Demmery as Alarm Voice, Clerk and Little KidRichard Hemphill as HimselfMarg Tannahill-Wade as Announcer and Old Lady

  Length: 26:23  |  6.2 MB  |  32kbps.
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Episode 1222:  Richard Hemphill's Galexandra
Aired March 9, 2011

Galexandra by Richard Hemphill
First aired in Episode #1101

  Length: 24:06  |  5.7 MB  |  32kbps.
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Episode 1223:  Ready, Set, Germinate!
Aired March 16, 2011

Red December by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #901
Last year, the Russians tried to steal the North Pole. They hadn't counted on Santa.
Vox: Bill Demmery as Announcer, Captain, Crewman, Arms Dealer, Elf, Herbie and Santa Claus

Choker Express by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #901
They're not really chokers, but they slept well last night.
Vox: Bill Demmery as ReporterRichard Hemphill as AlfieTonia Snow as Voiceover

The Germinator by Bill Demmery
Gay action-hero Helmut Weissenegger stars in a new romp, at his fortified compound just outside the Seaway community code-named "Stinkytown". When boredom sets in, he takes up gardening--only to find himself in a life-or-death struggle with hordes of invading vermin!
Vox: Bill Demmery as Helmut WeisseneggerDave Wade as Hoe BoyRichard Hemphill as Narrator

  Length: 25:00  |  5.9 MB  |  32kbps.
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Episode 1224:  The Last Remake of Star Trek
Aired March 23, 2011

My Next Day by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #825
Sam's had a luck-filled horrible day.
Vox: Tonia Snow as LiseMarg Tannahill-Wade as Sam

Cooking with Ginger by Richard Hemphill
First aired in Episode #1120

Just Like Nana Used to Make by Bill Demmery and Tonia Snow
First aired in Episode #1002
Try our East Coast delicacies - Fried Onions 'n Taters, yum!
Vox: Bill Demmery as AngusRichard Hemphill as Announcer and GirlTonia Snow as AgnesMarg Tannahill-Wade as Nana

Skeeter's Deli by Richard Hemphill
First aired in Episode #1121

Backseat GPS by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #1006
The perfect driving companion for single men!
Vox: Bill Demmery as Announcer and Creepy GuyRichard Hemphill as Life-long Bachelor, Frustrated Husband and Laid-Back DudeTonia Snow as Crazed ScreamerMarg Tannahill-Wade as GPS Unit

Kanata 9-1-1, Episode #12 by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #833
A malfunctioning new-generation, in-dash, voice-activated GPS navigation system crashes, stranding a Blackberry-Eyed driver.
Vox: Richard Hemphill as CallerNancy Kenny as OperatorTonia Snow as Announcer

Mac vs. PC #03 by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #832
Mac and PC meet Linux. She's kinda busy running most of the Internet...
Vox: Richard Hemphill as PCNancy Kenny as LinuxRichard Parks as Mac

  Length: 25:43  |  6.0 MB  |  32kbps.
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Episode 1225:  Sunny with Frigid Periods
Aired March 30, 2011

Butch Landers - New School Bully by Richard Hemphill
First aired in Episode #1120

El Trapudor by Bill Demmery
El Trapudor explains the ins-and-outs of KooKoo's commitment-free cellphone plans!
Vox: Bill Demmery as El Trapudor

The Warmup Fairy by Bill Demmery
Warming up for exercise is hard work. What if you could bypass it?
Vox: Marg Tannahill-Wade as Woman #1Tonia Snow as Woman #2Richard Hemphill as Warmup Fairy

The Club for Smokers by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #1001
You'll never smoke (or eat solids) again!
Vox: Bill Demmery as VoiceoverRichard Hemphill as HenryTonia Snow as Wife

IOU Direct #03 by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #823
The creepy banker guy goes back in time to spread the message of impersonal electronic banking.
Vox: Bill Demmery as IOU Banker GuyRichard Hemphill as Cave ManShalome Swinamer as Cave Woman

My Special Day by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #1035
Lise calls Sam with big news: she's pregnant! Naturally, Sam's busy giving birth to triplets.
Vox: Tonia Snow as LiseMarg Tannahill-Wade as Sam

C'mon See Cape Breton! by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #926
Come visit our gigantic cornucopia of touristyness!
Vox: Bill Demmery as Man #2 and Bingo CallerRichard Hemphill as Man #1Tonia Snow as Announcer #1

  Length: 26:00  |  6.1 MB  |  32kbps.
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Episode 1226:  Richard Hemphill's Hayseeds
Aired April 6, 2011

Hayseeds by Richard Hemphill

  Length: 25:38  |  6.0 MB  |  32kbps.
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Episode 1227:  Symphonic Manoeuvres in the Dark
Aired April 13, 2011

Conjugation by Richard Hemphill
First aired in Episode #1120

Wayne Rostad's In the Road Again by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #906
Our local celebrity is broken down on the highway between gigs.
Vox: Bill Demmery as Wayne Rostad

OnStar for Baby Buggies by Bill Demmery and Tonia Snow
First aired in Episode #1001
Automatic tippy-bumpies detection for your child's stroller.
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as AnnouncerTonia Snow as OnStar Voice

Baby's First Baptism by Richard Hemphill
First aired in Episode #1120

Mac vs. PC #06 by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #902
Mac and PC encounter a scary pirate.
Vox: Bill Demmery as PirateRichard Hemphill as PCRichard Parks as Mac

Sasquatch Achoo by Dan Enright
First aired in Episode #828
A Rheumy Sasquatch encounters a human in the forest.
Vox: Bill Demmery as HumanDan Enright as Sasquatch

Northwest Territories: Come Visit Before It's Gone! by Bill Demmery

Kanata 9-1-1, Episode #11 by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #835
A dispute over paint colours erupts into a tidiness-threatening breach of local bylaws.
Vox: Bill Demmery as Kanatan #1 and NegotiatorAmy Ford as Operator and Wife #1Richard Hemphill as Kanatan #2Richard Parks as CallerMarg Tannahill-Wade as Officer Karla Wazooski and Wife #2

  Length: 26:09  |  6.1 MB  |  32kbps.
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Episode 1228:  Steeling for the Stretch
Aired April 20, 2011

Wayne Rostad's On the Dole Again by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #907
Oops, he's been cancelled!
Vox: Bill Demmery as Wayne RostadRichard Parks as Producer

TravelVelocity.com by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #825
The garden gnome goes to Mexico!
Vox: Bill Demmery as Garden GnomeRichard Hemphill as El DudoRichard Parks as Announcer

Bullshit Express by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #1001
He's full of it, but he did use his points...
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Man #2Bill Demmery as Man #3Richard Hemphill as Man #1Marg Tannahill-Wade as Voiceover

Swisher Mop by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #809
Retired adult video stars Jon Buryme and Candi Cans flog a revolutionary new mop in their own inimitable way.
Vox: Bill Demmery as Jon BurymeTonia Snow as Candi Cans

Mac vs. PC #07 by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #902
PC and Mac's new pirate acquaintance has a visit from the recording industry.
Vox: Bill Demmery as PirateRichard Hemphill as PCRichard Parks as MacTonia Snow as Lawyer

Flight of the Dildo by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #901
Why Newfoundland will never have a space program.
Vox: Bill Demmery as Announcer and TechnicianJuanita DeVos as CAPCOMRichard Hemphill as Cleetus and SeamusTonia Snow as PearlMarg Tannahill-Wade as Tatiana

  Length: 25:36  |  6.0 MB  |  32kbps.
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Episode 1229:  Bill Demmery's Snoozy Suzie Goes Corporate
Aired April 27, 2011

Snoozy Suzie Goes Corporate by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #1126
Little Suzie sets up a lemonade stand, with the help of her little boyfriend, Hyper Harry. Relentless in their quest for market dominance, they're soon bigger than Microsoft. Then the investigations begin!
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Max KreepingRichard Hemphill as Clerk and Man #1Richard Parks as Hyper HarryTonia Snow as Snoozy SuzieMarg Tannahill-Wade as MomDave Wade as Dad

  Length: 25:51  |  6.0 MB  |  32kbps.
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Episode 1230:  Max Legroom
Aired May 4, 2011

Hot News by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #1127
Wouldn't it suck that you couldn't report on your own news studio's burning down?
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Max Kreeping

Both Kinds of Max by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #818
Both Kinds of Music gets a co-host.
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Max KreepingRichard Parks as Himself

Max Synching by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #1127
Max talks about his retirement dream of being a YouTube karaoke star!
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Max KreepingDave Perkins as Announcer

Max's Last Assignment by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #1127
Max goes On Assignment one last time, but causes a bigger commotion than the news!
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Max KreepingBill Demmery as Robber #2Richard Hemphill as Robber #1 (Eddie) and Bank ManagerDave Perkins as Police OfficerMarg Tannahill-Wade as Carol-Anne Meighen-Ewen

Young Blood by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #1127
Carol-Anne interviews Max and Chief Burns about the future of Juvenile Delinquent and Young Offender Friendly Ottawa.
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Max KreepingRichard Hemphill as Fire Chief Woody BurnsMarg Tannahill-Wade as Carol-Anne Meighen-Ewen

Max's Last Broadcast by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #1127
Max would do it all over again, properly armed and provisioned.
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Max KreepingBill Demmery as J.J. ClackersDave Perkins as VoiceoverMarg Tannahill-Wade as Carol-Anne Meighen-Ewen

Max's First Day Off by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #1127
Max's first day of retirement living has him broadcast from his room, while J.J. does a remote... from the shuffleboard table.
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Max KreepingBill Demmery as J.J. ClackersRichard Hemphill as Ellen

Max's Wrap-Up by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #1127
The last broadcast is over, Max is retired--and so, unexpectedly, is J.J.!
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Max KreepingBill Demmery as J.J. Clackers

  Length: 25:34  |  0.0 MB  |  32kbps.
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Episode 1231:  Prepenultimatum
Aired May 11, 2011

Sniffer Duster by Bill Demmery
Sometimes, a commercial voiceover just sounds silly.
Vox: Marg Tannahill-Wade as Announcer

Mac vs. PC #04 by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #833
She's hot and has a different look for every occasion.
Vox: Richard Hemphill as PCNancy Kenny as LinuxRichard Parks as Mac

Mortuary Express by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #824
He's not really a corpse...
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as CorpseRichard Hemphill as CoronerRichard Parks as Assistant

eVast-dot-ca #2 by Bill Demmery
eVast.ca boasts more pirate-wench matchups than any other online pirate datin' site. Come shiver yer timbers with us!
Vox: Richard Hemphill as AnnouncerTonia Snow as Margarelle

Bashing the Fat by Tonia Snow
First aired in Episode #808
Let the Nutripharmagenobiological Society help you lose weight the spirit-crushing way!
Vox: Bill Demmery as AnnouncerRichard Hemphill as JurgenAndrew Kirkwood as Angus and Wimpy GuyTonia Snow as Mandy

The Fertility Fairy by Bill Demmery
Gotta hold the Fertility Fairy at bay.
Vox: Marg Tannahill-Wade as WifeMarc-André Bélair as HusbandRichard Hemphill as Fertility Fairy

Farmer's Minute #2 by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #825
Sally talks about the care and maintenance of a country girl's p*shbroom.
Vox: Richard Parks as AnnouncerMarg Tannahill-Wade as Sally

Mac vs. PC #09 by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #904
She's beautiful--in a slippery, greasy, expensive sort of way.
Vox: Amy Ford as iPhoneRichard Hemphill as PC

Kanata 9-1-1, Episode #08 by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #829
Recent arrivals from Downtown are mistaken for illegal urbigrants; a mistaken countrysider calls in; non-Kanatans invade God's Little Cornfield for a hockey game; new urbigrants take a denizenship course.
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Instructor and Recorded AnnouncerBill Demmery as Caller #2Richard Hemphill as Caller #3Richard Parks as OperatorTonia Snow as AnnouncerMarg Tannahill-Wade as Caller #1

  Length: 25:35  |  6.0 MB  |  32kbps.
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Episode 1232:  Welcome, Socially Ambitious Traveller
Aired May 18, 2011

Mac vs. PC #10 by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #904
PC is having a little problem with error messages. Mac is speechless.
Vox: Richard Hemphill as PCRichard Parks as Mac

Ontario Lotteries by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #832
Are you a shopkeeper? Play Ontario Lotteries and beat the hell outta the odds!
Vox: Bill Demmery as AnnouncerDan Enright as Shopkeeper #2Richard Parks as Shopkeeper #1Marg Tannahill-Wade as Shopkeeper #3

Extreme Afterlife Makeover by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #835
The Grim Reaper gets a makeover
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as RobinDan Enright as DeathTonia Snow as SueMarg Tannahill-Wade as Kaitlyn

Kanata 9-1-1, Episode #31 by Bill Demmery
This very special, cross-country episode delivers several gripping examples of travellers from Equivalent Centres of Culture, accessing Lifestyle Emergency Services while travelling--including a clip courtesy of NorthVan 9-9-9!
Vox: Richard Hemphill as AnnouncerBill Demmery as Operator #1 and Caller #3Tonia Snow as Caller #1Marg Tannahill-Wade as Operator #2Dan Enright as Caller #2 and Operator #3

  Length: 25:30  |  6.0 MB  |  32kbps.
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Episode 1233:  Season Twelve Finale
Aired May 25, 2011

The Undertheweather Network by Bill Demmery
Gentle weather for the morning after the night before.
Vox: Bill Demmery as AnnouncerRichard Hemphill as Voiceover

Mayor's Moment #10 by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #1217
Incoming (and former) Fake Mayor Jim talks about his plans.
Vox: Richard Parks as Fake Mayor JimMarg Tannahill-Wade as Carol-Anne Meighen-Ewen

Kanata 9-1-1, Episode #26 by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #1216
A cheerleader enrolled in a Prominent Local Separate School suffers a debilitating texting-finger injury!
Vox: Tonia Snow as AnnouncerRichard Parks as OperatorMarg Tannahill-Wade as Caller

Snoozy Suzie in Charge by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #1214
Mom's off to a weekend getaway, and Suzie takes charge. Daddy has to earn his bacon!
Vox: Tonia Snow as Snoozy SuzieRichard Parks as Hyper HarryMarc-André Bélair as Max KreepingMarg Tannahill-Wade as MomDave Wade as Dad

  Length: 25:49  |  6.1 MB  |  32kbps.
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