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Episode 1201: Hockey Is Back!
Aired October 13, 2010
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Cat Farm by Richard Hemphill
First aired in Episode #1016
Kids visit the Flatulent Cat Farm.
Vox: Bill Demmery as Dan • Richard Hemphill as Unidentified Adult Character • Tonia Snow as Kid #1 • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Kid #2
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Screaming Pitchmen by Richard Hemphill
First aired in Episode #1122
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Stick it to 'Em! by Tonia Snow
First aired in Episode #1128
Kid Pro Technologies helps you apply just the right balance of TLC and duct tape to your unruly or uncontrollable children.
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Little Neville • Bill Demmery as Announcer • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Julie
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Wednesday Morning Dark Roast by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #1106
Tic gets twitchy over some obsessively good java.
Vox: Bill Demmery as Bob • Tic as Himself
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Moist by Jimmy and the Love Muffins and Richard Parks
First aired in Episode #915
A cheeky little song about moistness.
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IOU Direct #06 by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #1022
Our favourite imaginary Internet bank gets aggressive!
Vox: Bill Demmery as IOU Banker Guy • Richard Parks as Announcer
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Animal Hospital by Richard Hemphill
First aired in Episode #1121
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Timbits by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #1002
They'll play like hellions on a Double-Double or two...
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Little Boy • Richard Hemphill as Coach • Tonia Snow as Announcer and Little Girl
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Aunt Dragonia by Richard Hemphill
First aired in Episode #333
Jeffy tries to extort toys out of his mother's girlfriend.
Vox: Richard Hemphill as Jeffy • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Aunt Dragonia
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Length: 26:06 | 6.1 MB | 32kbps. |
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Episode 1202: Details at Eleven
Aired October 20, 2010
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Switzerland by Richard Hemphill
First aired in Episode #1120
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Hiring Nikki by Bill Demmery and Tonia Snow
First aired in Episode #1009
She's rude, lazy, profane and volatile and hates people; a natural flight attendant!
Vox: Richard Parks as Evan • Tonia Snow as Catherine
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Candida and Geneva at the Blood Bank by Richard Hemphill
First aired in Episode #1016
Candida and Geneva donate a pint and take the usual pound of flesh.
Vox: Pat Gauthier as Squeev • Tonia Snow as Candida • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Geneva
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Uruguay by Richard Hemphill
First aired in Episode #1120
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TravelVelocity.ca #2 by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #1022
Our favourite little impostor globetrotting garden gnome catches more than fish.
Vox: Bill Demmery as Garden Gnome • Amy Ford as Announcer
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OCD3K by Richard Hemphill
First aired in Episode #1122
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Kanata 9-1-1, Episode #18 by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #1002
Life in Kanata is just better... except when the ill winds of Carp blow over the landfill.
Vox: Amy Ford as Caller #3 • Josh McMillan as Operator • Richard Parks as Caller #2 • Tonia Snow as Announcer • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Caller #1
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Length: 26:08 | 6.1 MB | 32kbps. |
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Episode 1203: 2010 Funding Drive Episode #1
Aired October 27, 2010
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Cavemensa by Richard Hemphill
First aired in Episode #1124
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Panacea by Richard Hemphill
First aired in Episode #1016
Introducing the cure-all for unwanted situations!
Vox: Richard Hemphill as Rhyming Announcer • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Lady
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Reference Desk by Richard Hemphill
First aired in Episode #1123
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IOU Direct #05 by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #1017
Introducing a new banking service: acquiring and protecting your money from you!
Vox: Bill Demmery as IOU Banker Guy • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Woman • Richard Hemphill as Man
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Mac vs. PC #01 by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #832
In this spoof of a popular series of TV commercials, Mac's hardware platform gets changed again.
Vox: Richard Hemphill as PC • Richard Parks as Mac
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Candida and Geneva at the Soup Kitchen by Richard Hemphill
First aired in Episode #1016
Candida and Geneva give the soup kitchen a working over as part of their community hours.
Vox: Pat Gauthier as Squeev • Tonia Snow as Candida • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Geneva
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Mortuary Workers by Richard Hemphill
First aired in Episode #207
Two mortuary workers discuss procrastination.
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eVast-dot-ca by Bill Demmery and Tonia Snow
First aired in Episode #936
Pirate? Wench? Single? Look no further!
Vox: Richard Hemphill as Announcer • Bill Demmery as Pirate #1 • Marc-André Bélair as Pirate #2 • Tonia Snow as Polly • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Wench #1
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Length: 18:13 | 4.3 MB | 32kbps. |
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Episode 1204: 2010 Funding Drive Episode #2
Aired November 3, 2010
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IOU Direct #11 by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #1035
After recent layoffs, our favourite banker can afford to hire a security guard and take a stroll in the rain.
Vox: Bill Demmery as IOU Banker Guy • Richard Parks as Announcer
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Kitten Cannon by Richard Hemphill
First aired in Episode #1016
Here's a new toy for bored cat owners!
Vox: Bill Demmery as Romulus • Richard Hemphill as Announcer • Richard Parks as Remus
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What's That Smell? by Richard Hemphill
First aired in Episode #1120
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Farmer's Minute #4 by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #936
Elmer from Winchester talks about c*ck husbandry. So to speak.
Vox: Richard Hemphill as Host • Richard Parks as Elmer • Tonia Snow as Announcer
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Pu[XX]y Chow
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Heritage Moment #1 by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #901
The Kitchen Party: a proud part of our heritage.
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Monsieur McGillicuddy • Bill Demmery as Kermit and Mary • Richard Hemphill as Jean-Edouarde and Paulis • Tonia Snow as Thelma and Voiceover
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Glade East End Collection by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #1008
Try our exciting new East End scents, like Treatment Plant and 417 Split.
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Kid • Bill Demmery as Dad • Richard Parks as Announcer • Tonia Snow as Mom
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Job Interview by Richard Hemphill
First aired in Episode #1120
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Length: 18:32 | 4.3 MB | 32kbps. |
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Episode 1205: Richard Hemphill's Sanguina, Countess of Blood
Aired November 10, 2010
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Sanguina, Countess of Blood by Richard Hemphill
First aired in Episode #723
Some pesky kids stumble upon the castle of the queen of all the vampires. But why, even in the presence of two juicy young boys, is the Countess of Blood having so much trouble, you know... getting fang?
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Punt • Bill Demmery as Dondo • Richard Hemphill as Rumpquest • Nancy Kenny as Sanguina • Tonia Snow as Viola • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Pepper
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Length: 26:06 | 12.0 MB | 64kbps. |
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Episode 1206: Bill Demmery's JAG-ED
Aired November 17, 2010
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JAG-ED by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #612
In a spoof of a popular syndicated television series, a Canadian military lawyer investigates a payroll theft aboard a naval vessel.
Vox: Damien Bailey as Head of Air Group (HAG) • Marc-André Bélair as Comic Relief Spud • Bill Demmery as Judge Blunderbuss • Dan Enright as Announcer, Captain Wetwake and Pilot Winger • Richard Hemphill as Admiral Bullethead and Quartermaster • Andrew Kirkwood as Commander Harmless Rag • Tonia Snow as Paymaster Jessica James • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Floozie Advocate General (FAG)
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Length: 25:45 | 12.0 MB | 64kbps. |
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Episode 1207: Sea Change
Aired November 24, 2010
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By the Tail #1 by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #1121
Tiger's busily covering up all his vices.
Vox: Dave Perkins as Tiger • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Girl on Telephone
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Camping! by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #906
Don't forget the hi-def and the XBox!
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Justin • Richard Parks as Tyler
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Saliva by Richard Hemphill
First aired in Episode #1129
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Mayor's Moment #08 by Bill Demmery
Fake Mayor Larry talks about strategy in his re-election campaign.
Vox: Richard Parks as Fake Mayor Larry • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Carol-Anne Meighen-Ewen
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IOU Direct #12 by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #1035
Good news! IOU Direct is still around to protect your money from you!
Vox: Bill Demmery as IOU Banker Guy • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Announcer
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By the Tail #2 by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #1121
Tiger's still at it.
Vox: Dave Perkins as Tiger • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Girl on Telephone
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You Bet Your Breath! by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #1017
Introducing the game show where pausing for air is only an option!
Vox: Bill Demmery as Ken • Richard Hemphill as Wheezer Puff (host) • Tonia Snow as Announcer • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Sue
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The Exploding Gourmet by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #936
Your favourite radio chef is explosively funny...
Vox: Bill Demmery as Announcer • Richard Hemphill as Graham
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Unseasonal Disorder by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #728
What's your favourite season?
Vox: Dan Enright as He • Tonia Snow as She
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By the Tail #3 by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #1121
Yep... Tiger's gonna be busy for a while.
Vox: Dave Perkins as Tiger • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Girl on Telephone
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Length: 26:15 | 6.2 MB | 32kbps. |
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Episode 1208: Good-bye Old Guy, Hello New-Again Guy!
Aired December 1, 2010
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Headline Headline News by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #1017
Only the headlines, all the time!
Vox: Richard Hemphill as Announcer #2 • Dave Perkins as Announcer #1
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Mayor's Moment #03 by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #1102
Fake Mayor Larry is back again for another rollicking interview.
Vox: Richard Parks as Fake Mayor Larry • Tonia Snow as Announcer • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Carol-Anne Meighen-Ewen
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Mister Impatient by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #1102
Glass houses, and all that.
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Complaining Hypocrite • Bill Demmery as Argumentive Man • Richard Hemphill as Server • Tonia Snow as Suffering Companion and Woman on Cellphone
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The Local Ottawa Cougar by Bill Demmery and Tonia Snow
First aired in Episode #1009
Researchers track cougar activity at a local watering hole.
Vox: Bill Demmery as Australian Naturalist • Richard Hemphill as British Naturalist • Tonia Snow as Announcer
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Mayor's Moment #09 by Bill Demmery
Outgoing Fake Mayor Larry waxes philosophically about leaving office and the great cycle of politics.
Vox: Richard Parks as Fake Mayor Larry • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Carol-Anne Meighen-Ewen
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Kanata 9-1-1, Episode #15 by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #902
Two parallel calls concerning the same incident--one to Kanata 9-1-1 and one to Regular 9-1-1--illustrate the stark language gap between versatile, socially functional Kanatan and the blunt, limited Downtowner dialect.
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Operator #2 • Amy Ford as Operator #1 • Josh McMillan as Caller #2 • Richard Parks as Caller #1 • Tonia Snow as Announcer
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PEI - Way Overdone! by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #1017
You're all about tacky and overdone. So are we!
Vox: Tonia Snow as Announcer
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Length: 25:40 | 6.0 MB | 32kbps. |
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Episode 1209: We Pause...
Aired December 8, 2010
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The Big Oh! by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #830
News item: Olympic Stadium finally paid off! (And falling apart...)
Vox: Amy Ford as Mlle. Lortie • Richard Hemphill as Mayor Tremblay • Richard Parks as M. Potvin • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Announcer and Mme. Guertin
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Radio Hosts Gone Wild by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #1106
"the most exciting thing to hit radio since crippling corporate homogeneity!"
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Announcer • Richard Hemphill as Ken • Richard Parks as Steve • Tonia Snow as The Tigress • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Barb
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Breaking News by Richard Hemphill
First aired in Episode #1129
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Message by Richard Hemphill
First aired in Episode #1124
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Round and Round by Bill Demmery and Derek & Jen Bradshaw
First aired in Episode #1002
Traffic circles can be confusing, the first time round.
Vox: Richard Parks as Husband • Tonia Snow as Wife
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Courting Margaret by Bill Demmery and Dave Wade
First aired in Episode #823
A dramatic enactment of what was supposed to happen in-studio last summer. (Yes, they did actually get married!)
Vox: Richard Hemphill as Matt Damon as Richard Hemphill • Tonia Snow as Herself • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Herself • Dave Wade as Himself
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Kanata 9-1-1, Episode #19 by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #934
Our selfless heroes race to re-initialise the victims of a Blackberry-Blackberry collision.
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Operator #2 • Bill Demmery as Operator #1 • Amy Ford as Operator #3 • Richard Hemphill as Caller #2 • Richard Parks as Caller #3 • Tonia Snow as Announcer • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Caller #1
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IOU Direct #07 by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #1031
Our favourite Internet bank is now taking our money, for our own good!
Vox: Bill Demmery as IOU Banker Guy • Richard Hemphill as Announcer • Tonia Snow as Shocked Woman
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Length: 26:38 | 6.2 MB | 32kbps. |
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Episode 1210: Chilly-Willy-Nilly
Aired December 15, 2010
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Yvonne by Richard Hemphill
First aired in Episode #1124
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The Clown by Richard Hemphill
First aired in Episode #1122
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Thanks for Shopping Endlessly by Dan Enright
First aired in Episode #605
An announcer at the Bay says it as it is, plus 10% off!
Vox: Dan Enright as Announcer
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Mac vs. PC #08 by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #903
Mac is delayed in favour of a revolutionary, ground-breaking, paradigm-shifting... telephone.
Vox: Richard Hemphill as PC • Richard Parks as Mac
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Kanata 9-1-1, Episode #25 by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #1035
A newly-naturalised Downtowner paints his garage door plain blue. Only the heroic Operator can save the Kanatan social fabric from unwinding!
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Operator and Fella • Richard Hemphill as Announcer and Caller #3 • Tonia Snow as Caller #1, Caller #2 and Cop
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Length: 25:32 | 6.0 MB | 32kbps. |
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Episode 1211: Richard Hemphill's As the Pole Turns
Aired December 22, 2010
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As the Pole Turns 2005 by Richard Hemphill
First aired in Episode #710
Poor Santa Claus and the residents of the North Pole are thrown into melodramatic mayhem when Rudolph's alcoholism and Mrs. Claus' infidelity surface during the Christmas season. Featuring seasonal old school hip hop classics. A re-editing of the original hour-long classic from Season Three.
Vox: Richard Hemphill as Dr. Nudo, Elf Two, Jeffy, Lester Beware, Mandrake, Phone Voice and Vlad • Chris Laursen as Elf One, Onion and Santa Claus • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Mrs. Claus and Sammy • Shalome Swinamer as Soap Voice, Trixie and Wilma • Rachel Tannahill as Vienna de Beauchampignon
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Length: 29:35 | 13.0 MB | 64kbps. |
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Episode 1212: Bill Demmery's Santa Claus Is Running This Town
Aired December 29, 2010
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Santa Claus Is Running This Town by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #709
Santa Claus hires some muscle to help with 'donations' at the Toy Parade. Tooth Fairy subplot shamelessly appropriated from Richard Hemphill.
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Max Kreeping • Bill Demmery as Vito Chiarelli • Richard Hemphill as Fire Chief Woody Burns • Tonia Snow as Little Suzie • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Verma Celli • Dave Wade as Santa Claus
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Length: 28:51 | 13.0 MB | 64kbps. |
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Episode 1213: Too Much Xmas, Not Enough Workee
Aired January 5, 2011
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Saskatchewan--We Can See Ya Comin' fer Three Days! by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #1031
You won't catch us by surprise in Sunny Saskatchewan! *Note: Marg recorded this skit in one take. We think she was channelling Wanda from Corner Gas...
Vox: Marg Tannahill-Wade as Announcer
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Mime in a Box by Richard Hemphill
First aired in Episode #1124
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Antiques Road Show in Space by Richard Hemphill
First aired in Episode #225
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Glade Byward Market Collection by Bill Demmery and Tonia Snow
First aired in Episode #935
Bring back fond memories of the Market with Cocaine Quickie, Drunken Fistfight and After the Police Raid!
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Kid • Richard Hemphill as Dad • Richard Parks as Announcer • Tonia Snow as Mom
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The Transbummers by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #1001
Life wasn't exactly idyllic for the newly-resettled Transformers...
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Ratchet and Sam the Kid • Bill Demmery as Optimus Prime • Richard Parks as Bumblebee
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The Housework Fairy by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #1108
He loves doing housework. She's happy to toss him the lot.
Vox: Richard Hemphill as Housework Fairy • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Woman
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Dream Date by Tonia Snow
First aired in Episode #835
Nothing beats a relationship based on botox and hair-weaves.
Vox: Bill Demmery as Kalan • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Brianna
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Length: 25:04 | 5.9 MB | 32kbps. |
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Episode 1214: Swing Riding
Aired January 12, 2011
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Québec by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #1131
Come visit Québec - we're not just about referendums anymore!
Vox: Richard Hemphill as Announcer
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Mine's Bigger than Yours by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #1010
Three men sneak into the woods to compare their equipment.
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Richard • Bill Demmery as Harold • Richard Hemphill as Thomas
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The Leper by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #1103
Something's a little different about one of the contestants...
Vox: Dave Perkins as Announcer • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Woman • Richard Parks as Man
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The Friday Fairy by Bill Demmery and Tonia Snow
First aired in Episode #1008
Be careful what you wish for!
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Co-Worker and Getaway Genie • Richard Hemphill as Friday Fairy • Tonia Snow as Rima
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Snoozy Suzie in Charge by Bill Demmery
Mom's off to a weekend getaway, and Suzie takes charge. Daddy has to earn his bacon!
Vox: Tonia Snow as Snoozy Suzie • Richard Parks as Hyper Harry • Marc-André Bélair as Max Kreeping • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Mom • Dave Wade as Dad
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Length: 25:59 | 6.1 MB | 32kbps. |
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Episode 1215: What's This White Stuff?
Aired January 19, 2011
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The Tooters by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #1103
A look at Medieval Royalty from a unique, flatulent perspective.
Vox: Richard Hemphill as The King • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Announcer • Chris Wardell as Sir Dirk
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Big Boss Baby by Richard Hemphill
First aired in Episode #1124
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The Treat Fairy by Bill Demmery
She's craving a treat. She's going to get one--with the usual catch.
Vox: Marg Tannahill-Wade as Wife • Richard Parks as Husband • Richard Hemphill as The Treat Fairy
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Onions off the Starboard Bow by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #828
Evil Doctor Lester Beware catches his minion, Onion, in the middle of a sci-fi daydream.
Vox: Bill Demmery as Onion • Richard Hemphill as Lester Beware
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Interview with an Alien by Richard Hemphill
First aired in Episode #1016
Alien scientists are coming!
Vox: Dan Enright as Alan Keylimepie (the alien) • Richard Hemphill as Phil Maficionado and Newt Newton • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Anemone Jones
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Kanata 9-1-1, Episode #23 by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #1022
Our heroic seasoned Operator has to make a dreaded Judgement Call.
Vox: Amy Ford as Operator • Josh McMillan as Caller • Tonia Snow as Announcer
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The Shrunken Master Review by Bill Demmery
They're tiny! They're misshapen! They know all about the movies!
Vox: Marg Tannahill-Wade as Announcer • Bill Demmery as Shrunken Master #1 • Richard Parks as Shrunken Master #2 • Richard Hemphill as Shrunken Master #3
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Length: 25:57 | 6.1 MB | 32kbps. |
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Episode 1216: Primal Screams
Aired January 26, 2011
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Knock, Knock... by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #1104
Folks just don't like sellin' to poor ol' Blackberry Jim.
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Jim Balsillie • Bill Demmery as Homeowner
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Evil GPS by Bill Demmery
Just how much do you trust your GPS?
Vox: Bill Demmery as Al • Richard Parks as Bob • Richard Hemphill as GPS
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Ninja Zombie by Richard Hemphill
First aired in Episode #1122
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Finders Keepers by Tonia Snow
First aired in Episode #733
Dog poop, a gold nugget, and a three-way dispute over ownership.
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Policeman • Richard Hemphill as Passerby • Tonia Snow as Little Suzie • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Little Becky
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Bunny Town One by Richard Hemphill
First aired in Episode #1121
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Farmer's Minute #3 by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #832
Carl, from Carlsbad Springs, explains the fine art of sheep f*ncing.
Vox: Bill Demmery as Carl • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Announcer
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Glade West End Collection by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #1008
Try our exciting new West End scents, like Landfill and Palladium Locker Room!.
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Kid • Bill Demmery as Dad • Richard Parks as Announcer • Tonia Snow as Mom
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IOU Direct #08 by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #1032
Oops! Seems when the government takes your money without your permission, it's a social service. When a bank does it, it's gouging. Our bad!
Vox: Bill Demmery as IOU Banker Guy • Richard Hemphill as Announcer
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Kanata 9-1-1, Episode #26 by Bill Demmery
A cheerleader enrolled in a Prominent Local Separate School suffers a debilitating texting-finger injury!
Vox: Tonia Snow as Announcer • Richard Parks as Operator • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Caller
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Length: 25:57 | 6.1 MB |
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Episode 1217: Beauty and the Blank
Aired February 2, 2011
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The Shut-Up Fairy by Bill Demmery
The world is such a loud place! If only there were a way to shut it up!
Vox: Tonia Snow as Wife • Marc-André Bélair as Husband • Richard Hemphill as Shut-Up Fairy
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Mayor's Moment #10 by Bill Demmery
Incoming (and former) Fake Mayor Jim talks about his plans.
Vox: Richard Parks as Fake Mayor Jim • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Carol-Anne Meighen-Ewen
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Happily Ever After, Part II by Bill Demmery and Tonia Snow
First aired in Episode #1010
Don't expect a storybook ending when 'Rella, 'Beauty and the rest of the gang get together for a bitchfest.
Vox: Bill Demmery as Dopey • Richard Hemphill as Snow White • Tonia Snow as Cinderella • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Rapunzel and Sleeping Beauty
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Super Virginal BC by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #1035
As you've seen on TV, BC is only inhabited by skiers and kayakers.
Vox: Marg Tannahill-Wade as Announcer
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From the Plane by Richard Hemphill
First aired in Episode #207
Ochto, Warrior God of Praaaaan consults with his shrink.
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The Sex Fairy by Bill Demmery
Want to make love like you never will again? Now, you can! (And never again.)
Vox: Marg Tannahill-Wade as Wife • Richard Parks as Husband • Richard Hemphill as Sex Fairy
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Length: 24:44 | 5.8 MB | 32kbps. |
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Episode 1218: Idols of the East
Aired February 9, 2011
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New Brunswick--We're Down East, Too! by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #1032
Come on down to the Land of McCain's...
Vox: Tonia Snow as Announcer
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Inside the Newscasters' Studio by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #1006
Max Kreeping tries to emulate a popular PBS series.
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Max Kreeping • Bill Demmery as Voiceover • Richard Parks as Burt Dudely
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Ama and the Bus by Richard Hemphill
First aired in Episode #1124
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The Angel Hunter by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #811
A fond and slightly cheeky tribute to the late Paul Irwin.
Vox: Bill Demmery as The Angel Hunter • Richard Hemphill as Caught Angel • Tonia Snow as Singing Angel
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Maritime Idol by Bill Demmery
An East Coast talent show gets a bit obsessive.
Vox: Bill Demmery as Rex Murphy • Richard Parks as Klevin • Tonia Snow as Pearl • Richard Hemphill as Kermit and Old Guy
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Pet in the Can by Richard Hemphill
First aired in Episode #1123
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Kanata 9-1-1, Episode #16 by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #906
PVR Not working! A Kanata Resident must replace her PVR when the hard drive fills up.
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Operator • Tonia Snow as Announcer • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Guest Host
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Nunavut: Show Us the Money by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #1102
Don't bother visiting - just send cash!
Vox: Marg Tannahill-Wade as Announcer
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Length: 25:54 | 6.1 MB | 32kbps. |
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Episode 1219: Bill Demmery's Snoozy Suzie's Valentine
Aired February 16, 2011
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Snoozy Suzie's Valentine, Part One by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #820
Little Snoozy Suzie rails against the overcommercialisation of Valentine's Day, and ignites a massive riot. Geezix recovers from his Hallowe'en injuries and becomes an inspiration toa ll, and Fire Chief Burns whips the Juvenile Delinquents into shape. Originally aired in two parts on February 14 and 21. Presented here as one integral episode.
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Juvenile Delinquent and Max Kreeping • Bill Demmery as Geezix • Richard Hemphill as Fire Chief Woody Burns and Mr. Muchengelt • Richard Parks as Hyper Harry • Tonia Snow as Snoozy Suzie • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Carol-Anne Meighen-Ewen, Mom, Mrs. Battelwagen and Stefany • Dave Wade as Dad
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Snoozy Suzie's Valentine, Part Two by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #821
The conclusion of our new Valentine's classic. Audio portion included in #820 and omitted from this online episode.
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Length: 37:24 | 8.8 MB | 32kbps. |
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Episode 1220: Yep, Still Winter
Aired February 23, 2011
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Door to Door by Richard Hemphill
First aired in Episode #1123
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The Snobby Dollar by Tonia Snow
First aired in Episode #828
Does it matter where it comes from, if it's only a buck?
Vox: Bill Demmery as Customer • Richard Hemphill as Clerk
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Ninja Zombie II by Richard Hemphill
First aired in Episode #1122
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Kanata 9-1-1, Episode #14 by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #901
A sprained ankle in Uncivilised Territory has the crew scrambling to track down an absent-minded Kanatan.
Vox: Richard Hemphill as OnStar Voice • Nancy Kenny as Wife • Carla Parchelo as Operator • Richard Parks as Caller • Tonia Snow as Announcer
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Pimp My Walker by Bill Demmery and Tonia Snow
First aired in Episode #1002
Grandma's getting her walker all pimped-out. Be very afraid.
Vox: Bill Demmery as Billy • Richard Hemphill as Announcer and Seamus • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Grandma • Dave Wade as Pete Sr.
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Her Day by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #833
This time, it's Lise's turn. Or so she thinks.
Vox: Tonia Snow as Lise • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Sam
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Discover Torontario by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #1035
Water, water, water and one city--come visit Torontario!
Vox: Richard Hemphill as Announcer
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Young George Lucas by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #829
George Lucas recounts one day in his life that had a huge influence on his favourite blockbuster movie.
Vox: Bill Demmery as C-3P-O and Master Yoto • Richard Hemphill as George Lucas • Richard Parks as Arty-D2, Hans Olaf and Stu Bakker • Tonia Snow as Cousin Leia • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Aunt Rue • Dave Wade as Bartender
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Length: 25:54 | 6.1 MB | 32kbps. |
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Episode 1221: What's Old Is New Again
Aired March 2, 2011
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Alberta--We're Rich! by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #1032
Alberta's rich. We don't need your money. So, if you come, bring a shovel.
Vox: Richard Hemphill as Announcer
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Cyberplagiarist by Richard Hemphill
First aired in Episode #1122
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Thanks 4 Asking by Richard Hemphill
First aired in Episode #733
A young man breaks the news to his parents: he's... Super.
Vox: Bill Demmery as Son • Richard Hemphill as Dad • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Mom
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Mysterious Manitoba by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #1017
Come visit Mysterious Manitoba and help us figure out why we're here!
Vox: Marg Tannahill-Wade as Announcer
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Mac vs. PC #02 by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #832
Mac gets the horrifying urge to do real work after his st'owner installs Vista.
Vox: Richard Hemphill as PC • Richard Parks as Mac
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Baby Dyke Dolls by Richard Hemphill
First aired in Episode #1017
Introducing the 'alternative' doll.
Vox: Pat Gauthier as Announcer • Tonia Snow as Sam • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Mom
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Escape from IKEA by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #1001
Can you find your way out?
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Bogdan • Richard Hemphill as Announcer • Richard Parks as Steve • Tonia Snow as Rachael
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Candida and Geneva at the Movies by Richard Hemphill
First aired in Episode #1121
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Shopping with Satan by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #914
Satan takes a guest on a shopping romp on his home turf... er, make that Wal-Mart.
Vox: Bill Demmery as Alarm Voice, Clerk and Little Kid • Richard Hemphill as Himself • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Announcer and Old Lady
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Length: 26:23 | 6.2 MB | 32kbps. |
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Episode 1222: Richard Hemphill's Galexandra
Aired March 9, 2011
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Galexandra by Richard Hemphill
First aired in Episode #1101
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Length: 24:06 | 5.7 MB | 32kbps. |
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Episode 1223: Ready, Set, Germinate!
Aired March 16, 2011
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Red December by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #901
Last year, the Russians tried to steal the North Pole. They hadn't counted on Santa.
Vox: Bill Demmery as Announcer, Captain, Crewman, Arms Dealer, Elf, Herbie and Santa Claus
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Choker Express by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #901
They're not really chokers, but they slept well last night.
Vox: Bill Demmery as Reporter • Richard Hemphill as Alfie • Tonia Snow as Voiceover
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The Germinator by Bill Demmery
Gay action-hero Helmut Weissenegger stars in a new romp, at his fortified compound just outside the Seaway community code-named "Stinkytown". When boredom sets in, he takes up gardening--only to find himself in a life-or-death struggle with hordes of invading vermin!
Vox: Bill Demmery as Helmut Weissenegger • Dave Wade as Hoe Boy • Richard Hemphill as Narrator
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Length: 25:00 | 5.9 MB | 32kbps. |
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Episode 1224: The Last Remake of Star Trek
Aired March 23, 2011
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My Next Day by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #825
Sam's had a luck-filled horrible day.
Vox: Tonia Snow as Lise • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Sam
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Cooking with Ginger by Richard Hemphill
First aired in Episode #1120
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Just Like Nana Used to Make by Bill Demmery and Tonia Snow
First aired in Episode #1002
Try our East Coast delicacies - Fried Onions 'n Taters, yum!
Vox: Bill Demmery as Angus • Richard Hemphill as Announcer and Girl • Tonia Snow as Agnes • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Nana
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Skeeter's Deli by Richard Hemphill
First aired in Episode #1121
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Backseat GPS by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #1006
The perfect driving companion for single men!
Vox: Bill Demmery as Announcer and Creepy Guy • Richard Hemphill as Life-long Bachelor, Frustrated Husband and Laid-Back Dude • Tonia Snow as Crazed Screamer • Marg Tannahill-Wade as GPS Unit
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Kanata 9-1-1, Episode #12 by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #833
A malfunctioning new-generation, in-dash, voice-activated GPS navigation system crashes, stranding a Blackberry-Eyed driver.
Vox: Richard Hemphill as Caller • Nancy Kenny as Operator • Tonia Snow as Announcer
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Mac vs. PC #03 by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #832
Mac and PC meet Linux. She's kinda busy running most of the Internet...
Vox: Richard Hemphill as PC • Nancy Kenny as Linux • Richard Parks as Mac
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Length: 25:43 | 6.0 MB | 32kbps. |
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Episode 1225: Sunny with Frigid Periods
Aired March 30, 2011
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Butch Landers - New School Bully by Richard Hemphill
First aired in Episode #1120
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El Trapudor by Bill Demmery
El Trapudor explains the ins-and-outs of KooKoo's commitment-free cellphone plans!
Vox: Bill Demmery as El Trapudor
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The Warmup Fairy by Bill Demmery
Warming up for exercise is hard work. What if you could bypass it?
Vox: Marg Tannahill-Wade as Woman #1 • Tonia Snow as Woman #2 • Richard Hemphill as Warmup Fairy
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The Club for Smokers by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #1001
You'll never smoke (or eat solids) again!
Vox: Bill Demmery as Voiceover • Richard Hemphill as Henry • Tonia Snow as Wife
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IOU Direct #03 by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #823
The creepy banker guy goes back in time to spread the message of impersonal electronic banking.
Vox: Bill Demmery as IOU Banker Guy • Richard Hemphill as Cave Man • Shalome Swinamer as Cave Woman
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My Special Day by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #1035
Lise calls Sam with big news: she's pregnant! Naturally, Sam's busy giving birth to triplets.
Vox: Tonia Snow as Lise • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Sam
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C'mon See Cape Breton! by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #926
Come visit our gigantic cornucopia of touristyness!
Vox: Bill Demmery as Man #2 and Bingo Caller • Richard Hemphill as Man #1 • Tonia Snow as Announcer #1
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Length: 26:00 | 6.1 MB | 32kbps. |
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Episode 1226: Richard Hemphill's Hayseeds
Aired April 6, 2011
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Hayseeds by Richard Hemphill
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Length: 25:38 | 6.0 MB | 32kbps. |
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Episode 1227: Symphonic Manoeuvres in the Dark
Aired April 13, 2011
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Conjugation by Richard Hemphill
First aired in Episode #1120
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Wayne Rostad's In the Road Again by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #906
Our local celebrity is broken down on the highway between gigs.
Vox: Bill Demmery as Wayne Rostad
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OnStar for Baby Buggies by Bill Demmery and Tonia Snow
First aired in Episode #1001
Automatic tippy-bumpies detection for your child's stroller.
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Announcer • Tonia Snow as OnStar Voice
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Baby's First Baptism by Richard Hemphill
First aired in Episode #1120
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Mac vs. PC #06 by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #902
Mac and PC encounter a scary pirate.
Vox: Bill Demmery as Pirate • Richard Hemphill as PC • Richard Parks as Mac
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Sasquatch Achoo by Dan Enright
First aired in Episode #828
A Rheumy Sasquatch encounters a human in the forest.
Vox: Bill Demmery as Human • Dan Enright as Sasquatch
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Northwest Territories: Come Visit Before It's Gone! by Bill Demmery
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Kanata 9-1-1, Episode #11 by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #835
A dispute over paint colours erupts into a tidiness-threatening breach of local bylaws.
Vox: Bill Demmery as Kanatan #1 and Negotiator • Amy Ford as Operator and Wife #1 • Richard Hemphill as Kanatan #2 • Richard Parks as Caller • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Officer Karla Wazooski and Wife #2
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Length: 26:09 | 6.1 MB | 32kbps. |
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Episode 1228: Steeling for the Stretch
Aired April 20, 2011
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Wayne Rostad's On the Dole Again by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #907
Oops, he's been cancelled!
Vox: Bill Demmery as Wayne Rostad • Richard Parks as Producer
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TravelVelocity.com by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #825
The garden gnome goes to Mexico!
Vox: Bill Demmery as Garden Gnome • Richard Hemphill as El Dudo • Richard Parks as Announcer
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Bullshit Express by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #1001
He's full of it, but he did use his points...
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Man #2 • Bill Demmery as Man #3 • Richard Hemphill as Man #1 • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Voiceover
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Swisher Mop by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #809
Retired adult video stars Jon Buryme and Candi Cans flog a revolutionary new mop in their own inimitable way.
Vox: Bill Demmery as Jon Buryme • Tonia Snow as Candi Cans
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Mac vs. PC #07 by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #902
PC and Mac's new pirate acquaintance has a visit from the recording industry.
Vox: Bill Demmery as Pirate • Richard Hemphill as PC • Richard Parks as Mac • Tonia Snow as Lawyer
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Flight of the Dildo by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #901
Why Newfoundland will never have a space program.
Vox: Bill Demmery as Announcer and Technician • Juanita DeVos as CAPCOM • Richard Hemphill as Cleetus and Seamus • Tonia Snow as Pearl • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Tatiana
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Length: 25:36 | 6.0 MB | 32kbps. |
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Episode 1229: Bill Demmery's Snoozy Suzie Goes Corporate
Aired April 27, 2011
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Snoozy Suzie Goes Corporate by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #1126
Little Suzie sets up a lemonade stand, with the help of her little boyfriend, Hyper Harry. Relentless in their quest for market dominance, they're soon bigger than Microsoft. Then the investigations begin!
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Max Kreeping • Richard Hemphill as Clerk and Man #1 • Richard Parks as Hyper Harry • Tonia Snow as Snoozy Suzie • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Mom • Dave Wade as Dad
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Length: 25:51 | 6.0 MB | 32kbps. |
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Episode 1230: Max Legroom
Aired May 4, 2011
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Hot News by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #1127
Wouldn't it suck that you couldn't report on your own news studio's burning down?
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Max Kreeping
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Both Kinds of Max by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #818
Both Kinds of Music gets a co-host.
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Max Kreeping • Richard Parks as Himself
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Max Synching by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #1127
Max talks about his retirement dream of being a YouTube karaoke star!
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Max Kreeping • Dave Perkins as Announcer
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Max's Last Assignment by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #1127
Max goes On Assignment one last time, but causes a bigger commotion than the news!
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Max Kreeping • Bill Demmery as Robber #2 • Richard Hemphill as Robber #1 (Eddie) and Bank Manager • Dave Perkins as Police Officer • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Carol-Anne Meighen-Ewen
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Young Blood by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #1127
Carol-Anne interviews Max and Chief Burns about the future of Juvenile Delinquent and Young Offender Friendly Ottawa.
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Max Kreeping • Richard Hemphill as Fire Chief Woody Burns • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Carol-Anne Meighen-Ewen
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Max's Last Broadcast by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #1127
Max would do it all over again, properly armed and provisioned.
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Max Kreeping • Bill Demmery as J.J. Clackers • Dave Perkins as Voiceover • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Carol-Anne Meighen-Ewen
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Max's First Day Off by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #1127
Max's first day of retirement living has him broadcast from his room, while J.J. does a remote... from the shuffleboard table.
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Max Kreeping • Bill Demmery as J.J. Clackers • Richard Hemphill as Ellen
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Max's Wrap-Up by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #1127
The last broadcast is over, Max is retired--and so, unexpectedly, is J.J.!
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Max Kreeping • Bill Demmery as J.J. Clackers
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Length: 25:34 | 0.0 MB | 32kbps. |
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Episode 1231: Prepenultimatum
Aired May 11, 2011
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Sniffer Duster by Bill Demmery
Sometimes, a commercial voiceover just sounds silly.
Vox: Marg Tannahill-Wade as Announcer
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Mac vs. PC #04 by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #833
She's hot and has a different look for every occasion.
Vox: Richard Hemphill as PC • Nancy Kenny as Linux • Richard Parks as Mac
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Mortuary Express by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #824
He's not really a corpse...
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Corpse • Richard Hemphill as Coroner • Richard Parks as Assistant
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eVast-dot-ca #2 by Bill Demmery
eVast.ca boasts more pirate-wench matchups than any other online pirate datin' site. Come shiver yer timbers with us!
Vox: Richard Hemphill as Announcer • Tonia Snow as Margarelle
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Bashing the Fat by Tonia Snow
First aired in Episode #808
Let the Nutripharmagenobiological Society help you lose weight the spirit-crushing way!
Vox: Bill Demmery as Announcer • Richard Hemphill as Jurgen • Andrew Kirkwood as Angus and Wimpy Guy • Tonia Snow as Mandy
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The Fertility Fairy by Bill Demmery
Gotta hold the Fertility Fairy at bay.
Vox: Marg Tannahill-Wade as Wife • Marc-André Bélair as Husband • Richard Hemphill as Fertility Fairy
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Farmer's Minute #2 by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #825
Sally talks about the care and maintenance of a country girl's p*shbroom.
Vox: Richard Parks as Announcer • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Sally
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Mac vs. PC #09 by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #904
She's beautiful--in a slippery, greasy, expensive sort of way.
Vox: Amy Ford as iPhone • Richard Hemphill as PC
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Kanata 9-1-1, Episode #08 by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #829
Recent arrivals from Downtown are mistaken for illegal urbigrants; a mistaken countrysider calls in; non-Kanatans invade God's Little Cornfield for a hockey game; new urbigrants take a denizenship course.
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Instructor and Recorded Announcer • Bill Demmery as Caller #2 • Richard Hemphill as Caller #3 • Richard Parks as Operator • Tonia Snow as Announcer • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Caller #1
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Length: 25:35 | 6.0 MB | 32kbps. |
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Episode 1232: Welcome, Socially Ambitious Traveller
Aired May 18, 2011
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Mac vs. PC #10 by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #904
PC is having a little problem with error messages. Mac is speechless.
Vox: Richard Hemphill as PC • Richard Parks as Mac
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Ontario Lotteries by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #832
Are you a shopkeeper? Play Ontario Lotteries and beat the hell outta the odds!
Vox: Bill Demmery as Announcer • Dan Enright as Shopkeeper #2 • Richard Parks as Shopkeeper #1 • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Shopkeeper #3
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Extreme Afterlife Makeover by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #835
The Grim Reaper gets a makeover
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Robin • Dan Enright as Death • Tonia Snow as Sue • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Kaitlyn
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Kanata 9-1-1, Episode #31 by Bill Demmery
This very special, cross-country episode delivers several gripping examples of travellers from Equivalent Centres of Culture, accessing Lifestyle Emergency Services while travelling--including a clip courtesy of NorthVan 9-9-9!
Vox: Richard Hemphill as Announcer • Bill Demmery as Operator #1 and Caller #3 • Tonia Snow as Caller #1 • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Operator #2 • Dan Enright as Caller #2 and Operator #3
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Length: 25:30 | 6.0 MB | 32kbps. |
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Episode 1233: Season Twelve Finale
Aired May 25, 2011
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The Undertheweather Network by Bill Demmery
Gentle weather for the morning after the night before.
Vox: Bill Demmery as Announcer • Richard Hemphill as Voiceover
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Mayor's Moment #10 by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #1217
Incoming (and former) Fake Mayor Jim talks about his plans.
Vox: Richard Parks as Fake Mayor Jim • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Carol-Anne Meighen-Ewen
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Kanata 9-1-1, Episode #26 by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #1216
A cheerleader enrolled in a Prominent Local Separate School suffers a debilitating texting-finger injury!
Vox: Tonia Snow as Announcer • Richard Parks as Operator • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Caller
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Snoozy Suzie in Charge by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #1214
Mom's off to a weekend getaway, and Suzie takes charge. Daddy has to earn his bacon!
Vox: Tonia Snow as Snoozy Suzie • Richard Parks as Hyper Harry • Marc-André Bélair as Max Kreeping • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Mom • Dave Wade as Dad
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Length: 25:49 | 6.1 MB | 32kbps. |
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