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Episode 1401: The Gloves Are Off!
Aired October 3, 2012
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Edmonton - Know Zero's Hear! by Bill Demmery
Edmonton's new "Gradefare" system keeps the good students from hogging all the marks!
Vox: Bill Demmery as Announcer
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Frequent Bang Theory by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #1331
For a bunch of stereotypical nerds, the banging is surprisingly frequent.
Vox: Richard Parks as Erwin • Richard Hemphill as Werner • Bill Demmery as Kip and Brad • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Katie • Tonia Snow as Cheavaugn
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Cat Farm by Richard Hemphill
First aired in Episode #1016
Kids visit the Flatulent Cat Farm.
Vox: Bill Demmery as Dan • Richard Hemphill as Unidentified Adult Character • Tonia Snow as Kid #1 • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Kid #2
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Moveyerbuttol by Bill Demmery
Chronic Fatigue Syndrome robs you of your life. Take the first 700 steps to your new life, with Moveyerbuttol!
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Weekly News Roundup for October 3, 2012 by Bill Demmery
A look at the news headlines making us laugh this week.
Vox: Bill Demmery as The Gnome • Tonia Snow as Goddess
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The Leper by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #1103
Something's a little different about one of the contestants...
Vox: Dave Perkins as Announcer • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Woman • Richard Parks as Man
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Mayor's Moment #13 by Bill Demmery
Fake Mayor Jim talks about light rail, the video-off switch at the Police lockup, and parking-fee windfalls.
Vox: Bill Demmery as Graham Crackerson • Richard Parks as Fake Mayor Jim
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Length: 25:54 | 5.9 MB | 32kbps. |
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Episode 1402: Heading for High Ground
Aired October 10, 2012
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Fishin' Tips wit' Uncle Nolan by Bill Demmery
Uncle Nolan offers words of wisdom for would-be commercial 'fishers'.
Vox: Bill Demmery as Uncle Nolan
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Aunt Dragonia by Richard Hemphill
First aired in Episode #333
Jeffy tries to extort toys out of his mother's girlfriend.
Vox: Richard Hemphill as Jeffy • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Aunt Dragonia
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Saltspring Fried Tofu by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #1308
Col. Suzuki does tofu right, man!
Vox: Richard Hemphill as Announcer • Tonia Snow as Mom • Dan Enright as Col. Suzuki
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Rob's Not Here, Man! by Bill Demmery
Hey, Toronto... headlines getting predictable?
Vox: Bill Demmery as Voiceover • Tonia Snow as Announcer #1 • Caitlin Oleson as Announcer #2 • Richard Hemphill as Announcer #3
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The Sex Fairy by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #1217
Want to make love like you never will again? Now, you can! (And never again.)
Vox: Marg Tannahill-Wade as Wife • Richard Parks as Husband • Richard Hemphill as Sex Fairy
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Breakout by Bill Demmery
Earth visits the doctor with a bad CO2 smell and a fever. The diagnosis: it's life--and it's contagious!
Vox: Richard Hemphill as Earth • Caitlin Oleson as Doctor
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Length: 25:23 | 5.8 MB | 32kbps. |
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Episode 1403: Money Is Money
Aired October 17, 2012
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Blooming Discoveries #1 by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #1330
Flower discusses the implications of the recent observation of a marjorana particle, and whether you can get any on the streets of Amsterdam.
Vox: Marg Tannahill-Wade as Flower • Richard Parks as Announcer
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The Heckling Fairy by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #1332
Who knew that comedians could invoke the Heckling Fairy? Look out!
Vox: Marg Tannahill-Wade as Wife • Richard Hemphill as Heckling Fairy
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Unseasonal Disorder by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #728
What's your favourite season?
Vox: Dan Enright as He • Tonia Snow as She
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Snoozy Suzie Gets a Hobby by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #1306
Pressed to take up a hobby, Suzie discovers botany. She's soon a little expert, and all's well--until she takes her 'grass' samples in to Show-and-Tell. Listen for the reference to 'decoy bacon.'
Vox: Tonia Snow as Snoozy Suzie • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Mom • Dave Wade as Dad • Richard Hemphill as Mr. Battelwagen • Marc-André Bélair as Max Kreeping
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Length: 25:55 | 6.1 MB | 32kbps. |
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Episode 1404: Funding Drive 2012 Episode 1
Aired October 24, 2012
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Door to Door by Richard Hemphill
First aired in Episode #1123
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Blooming Discoveries #2 by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #1331
Anecdotal evidence suggests that some women have orgasms at the gym. Flower explains it all before embarking on her new fitness plan!
Vox: Marg Tannahill-Wade as Flower • Richard Parks as Announcer
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Mime in a Box by Richard Hemphill
First aired in Episode #1124
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Romantic Gesture by Marc-André Bélair
First aired in Episode #510
Thanks for the picture, honey--but there's a problem.
Vox: Chris Laursen as Waiter • Tonia Snow as Woman
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Equal Opportunity Bigot by Tonia Snow
First aired in Episode #724
Offense is in the selective eye of the beholder.
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Joe • Richard Hemphill as Bubba-Cooter
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Kanata 9-1-1, Episode #30 by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #1333
An elaborate, meticulously-planned, informal team dinner is running short on supplies!
Vox: Tonia Snow as Announcer • Richard Hemphill as Operator • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Caller
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Length: 15:59 | 3.7 MB | 32kbps. |
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Episode 1405: Funding Drive 2012 Episode 2
Aired October 31, 2012
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What's That Smell? by Richard Hemphill
First aired in Episode #1120
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Antiques Road Show in Space by Richard Hemphill
First aired in Episode #225
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Dream Date 3 by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #1318
They texted all night, then went home!
Vox: Tonia Snow as Home Girl • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Date Girl
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Stick it to 'Em! by Tonia Snow
First aired in Episode #1128
Kid Pro Technologies helps you apply just the right balance of TLC and duct tape to your unruly or uncontrollable children.
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Little Neville • Bill Demmery as Announcer • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Julie
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Radio Hosts Gone Wild by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #1106
"the most exciting thing to hit radio since crippling corporate homogeneity!"
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Announcer • Richard Hemphill as Ken • Richard Parks as Steve • Tonia Snow as The Tigress • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Barb
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Length: 15:44 | 3.6 MB | 32kbps. |
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Episode 1406: Fall Back!
Aired November 7, 2012
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The Clock Fairy by Bill Demmery
Time changes these days mean setting a lot of clocks. Luckily, the Clock Fairy's on it.
Vox: Richard Hemphill as Clock Fairy • Caitlin Oleson as Wife • Richard Parks as Husband
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Animal Hospital by Richard Hemphill
First aired in Episode #1121
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Don't Bug Me Lady by Dan Enright
First aired in Episode #506
A father aphid tells his young son about the horrors of ladybugs.
Vox: Jamie Douglas as Son • Dan Enright as Daddy • Juanita DeVos as Woman • Jamie Douglas as Man
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Salt and Pepper by Chris Laursen
First aired in Episode #514
"Oh--Mr. Salt certainly does look good in those Speedos!"
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Mr. Pepper • Flavia Ingham as Mrs. Salt
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Kanata 9-1-1, Episode #32 by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #1332
"I'm in Downtownland, and it sucks!" Confused by all the nonsensical straight-line streets, a Disoriented Denizen calls for assistance.
Vox: Tonia Snow as Announcer • Richard Parks as Operator • Richard Hemphill as Caller
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Length: 25:56 | 5.9 MB | 32kbps. |
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Episode 1407: Richard Hemphill's Galexandra
Aired November 14, 2012
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Cavemensa by Richard Hemphill
First aired in Episode #1124
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Galexandra by Richard Hemphill
First aired in Episode #1101
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Length: 25:07 | 5.7 MB | 32kbps. |
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Episode 1408: Yes, Boss
Aired November 21, 2012
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Children's Literability Campaign by Richard Hemphill
First aired in Episode #1121
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Bunny Town One by Richard Hemphill
First aired in Episode #1121
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The Warmup Fairy by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #1225
Warming up for exercise is hard work. What if you could bypass it?
Vox: Marg Tannahill-Wade as Woman #1 • Tonia Snow as Woman #2 • Richard Hemphill as Warmup Fairy
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Kanata 9-1-1, Episode #33 by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #1331
Traumatized residents report a Non-Big-Box/Non-Chain Local Retailer in a local shopping mall.
Vox: Tonia Snow as Announcer • Richard Hemphill as Operator • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Caller
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What The Hell Are You Listening To? by Andrew Kirkwood
First aired in Episode #505
Two motorists tune into a radio station that seems a bit too live.
Andrew Kirkwood's first contribution to Remote Planet.
Vox: Taline Jirian as Caroline • Owen Spendlove as Bill • Karl Claude as Announcer #1 • Flavia Ingham as Announcer #2 • Dan Enright as Ginger Beware • Chris Laursen as Davida
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Length: 25:57 | 5.9 MB | 32kbps. |
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Episode 1409: And Now Feast
Aired November 28, 2012
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The Tooters by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #1103
A look at Medieval Royalty from a unique, flatulent perspective.
Vox: Richard Hemphill as The King • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Announcer • Chris Wardell as Sir Dirk
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Mortuary Workers by Richard Hemphill
First aired in Episode #207
Two mortuary workers discuss procrastination.
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Kanata 9-1-1, Episode #23 by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #1022
Our heroic seasoned Operator has to make a dreaded Judgement Call.
Vox: Amy Ford as Operator • Josh McMillan as Caller • Tonia Snow as Announcer
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The Treat Fairy by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #1215
She's craving a treat. She's going to get one--with the usual catch.
Vox: Marg Tannahill-Wade as Wife • Richard Parks as Husband • Richard Hemphill as The Treat Fairy
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Interview with an Alien by Richard Hemphill
First aired in Episode #1016
Alien scientists are coming!
Vox: Dan Enright as Alan Keylimepie (the alien) • Richard Hemphill as Phil Maficionado and Newt Newton • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Anemone Jones
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The Clown by Richard Hemphill
First aired in Episode #1122
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Length: 26:01 | 6.1 MB | 32kbps. |
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Episode 1410: Towers of Babble
Aired December 5, 2012
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I Love Soozee by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #1301
Snoozy Suzie has a bad dream about 1950s-era television. Hyper Harry had better watch out!
Vox: Tonia Snow as Snoozy Suzie • Richard Parks as Hyper Harry • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Zsa-Zsa Patterstone • Marc-André Bélair as Announcer
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Four Fifty-Three by Chris Laursen
First aired in Episode #512
A talkative kid makes the wait for the bus (due at 4:53) very interesting. Taxi!
4:53 is also the length of this skit--very interesting.
Vox: Chris Laursen as Kid • Marc-André Bélair as Man • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Woman
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Baby's First Baptism by Richard Hemphill
First aired in Episode #1120
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iBabble by Bill Demmery
Voice recognition is changing the world. For one thing, it's getting louder!
Vox: Richard Hemphill as Man #2 • Caitlin Oleson as Woman #1 • Richard Parks as Announcer • Kevin Reid as Man #1 • Tonia Snow as Woman #2
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Mayor's Moment #14 by Bill Demmery
Fake Mayor Jim holds forth on why a casino is Good Thing--and comes up with better reasons than the real deal--then explains the importance of slogans in addressing Problems, in a refreshing show of totally-accessible transparency. Something like that.
Vox: Richard Parks as Fake Mayor Jim • Tonia Snow as Lucy Vanoldenbarren
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Length: 25:14 | 11.0 MB | 64kbps. |
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Episode 1411: The Ghost of Christmas Shopping
Aired December 12, 2012
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Thanks for Shopping Endlessly by Dan Enright
First aired in Episode #605
An announcer at the Bay says it as it is, plus 10% off!
Vox: Dan Enright as Announcer
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Stalking Rick Mercer by Bill Demmery and Tonia Snow
First aired in Episode #722
Tonia's obsession exposed!
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Michael • Bill Demmery as Rick Mercer • Richard Hemphill as Justice Gomery and Kermit • Tonia Snow as Tonia • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Alice
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Psycho Boyfriend by Damien Bailey
First aired in Episode #514
A stalking ex-boyfriend is busted by his ex's dog.
Vox: Damien Bailey as Ex-Boyfriend • Juanita DeVos as Verona • Bill Demmery as Toto The Dog
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Kanata 9-1-1, Episode #7 by Bill Demmery
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Length: 25:06 | 11.0 MB | 64kbps. |
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