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Episode 301: The Dinner Guests Who Came to Dinner
Aired August 7, 2001
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The Dinner Guests Who Came to Dinner by Richard Hemphill
Augusta and Macon Georgia invite potential business partner Montgomery Alabama and his wife Mobile over for dinner. Mobile, not permitted to drink liquids because of a precarious physiological balance, gets into the wine and beligerance ensues.
AUGUSTA: Macon has never had a disease in his life.
MACON: I have a solid constitution.
AUGUSTA: Like Sweden.
Vox: Richard Hemphill as Macon Georgia, Mobile Alabama and Waddles • Chris Laursen as Augusta Georgia and Montgomery Alabama
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Episode 302: Transit Psycho
Aired August 14, 2001
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Transit Psycho by Chris Laursen and Richard Hemphill
Psycho takes public transit to get to work in the morning and freaks out most of the passengers in the process, including a nervous French woman, a bubbly cheerleader, a dim-witted freelance journalist and a bitchy Toronto film producer.
AMA: Do they not have personal drivers? Do they not have chauffeurs?
BUS DRIVER: I'm everyone's chauffeur, dearie.
AMA: How dreadful. How completely dreadful. That makes you a kind of vehicular prostitute. While I was being raised by wild ponies on the Shetland Islands, public transportation was not a necessity. If I needed to be anywhere, I would gallop across the plains with my pony family to get there.
Vox: Richard Hemphill as Psycho and Ama Stole • Sarah Kapoor as Brit, Cheerleader, French Woman and Vanessa Crepsten • Chris Laursen as Bus Driver, Bill and Craul
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Episode 303: Indira Mombira's Heat Wave
Aired August 21, 2001
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Indira Mombira's Heat Wave by Chris Laursen and Richard Hemphill
A heat wave is griping the city, and the air conditioning in Indira's studio isn't working, making interviews nearly unbearable. Indira hopes that special guest Michael Jackson will save the day, but voice surgery unveils a gritty, gravelly-voiced King of Pop.
INDIRA: How would you describe yourself, Dr. Nudo?
DR. NUDO: I am a reconstructive surgeon
INDIRA: And a nude one at that
DR. NUDO: who caters to a large celebrity clientele.
INDIRA: Although you are not a medical doctor.
DR. NUDO: No, I do have an honorary doctorate from the University of Lethbridge, however.
Vox: Mike Dupere as Richard the Producer • Richard Hemphill as Dr. Nudo and Michael Jackson • Chris Laursen as Murray Takamoto and Shazzy Nichol • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Indira Mombira
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Episode 304: Electric
Aired August 28, 2001
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Electric by Chris Laursen
Apprentice Shane Black has to contend with the most cynical, annoying man on the planet, Ron Sado, to gain experience as an electrician. Fate has a strange way of twisting and turning when the adopted Shane learns who his natural parents are.
> What are you meat-ear deaf?
> Mack rack!Are you tone dull?
> You crockily piece of...
> Hey, micro nuts!
> Pit brain!
> Nostril bag!
Vox: Natasha Abraham as Emily Sado • Richard Hemphill as Mr. Breyer and Mr. Dickles • Mathieu Laperriere as Shane Black • Chris Laursen as Ron Sado • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Kate
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Episode 305: DJ L.O.V.E.'s Old School Geography
Aired September 4, 2001
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DJ L.O.V.E.'s Old School Geography by Chris Laursen
OLD SCHOOL HIP HOP.
MUSIC MADNESS: Cookie Crew, "Places & Spaces (Mellow Mix)"; Stetsasonic, "Pump That Bass"; Richie Rich & Sugar Bear, "Coming From London"; The 7A3, "Coolin' In Cali"; LL Cool J, "I'm Goin' Back to Cali"; Gang Starr, "The Place Where We Dwell"; MC Lyte, "Kickin' 4 Brooklyn"; A Tribe Called Quest, "Award Tour"; JVC Force, "Strong Island"; Gang Starr, "The Planet"; Ice-T, "Make It Funky"; Boogie Down Productions, "South Bronx".
Vox: Chris Laursen as DJ L.O.V.E.
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Episode 306: The Catatonia La Veuve Investigation
Aired September 11, 2001
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The Catatonia La Veuve Investigation by Richard Hemphill
Eleven times a widow, Catatonia La Veuve is hauled into the local precinct to be questioned by detectives Lincoln Nebraska and Madison Wisconsin. Will her misfortunes be revealed as the purrrfect crime?
CATATONIA: I was married for a day to a naval engineer who insisted I refer to him as Captain Lucky. An ironic nickname...
LINCOLN: Ah, yes, poor Captain Lucky. Drowned, I believe, in a bowl of clear broth.
CATATONIA: I feel quite responsible for his death, as I was the one who encouraged him to try to overcome what I thought was an irrational fear of soup.
Vox: Natasha Abraham as Catatonia La Veuve • Richard Hemphill as Madison Wisconsin • Chris Laursen as Det. Lincoln Nebraska
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Episode 307: World
Aired September 18, 2001
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World by Chris Laursen
Documentary
A special 80-minute documentary about the terrorist attacks on the World Trade Centre on September 11th, featuring interviews with Carleton University's Muslim Students Association, student activists, journalists and university professors.
Vox: Chris Laursen as Himself
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Episode 308: The Astounding Adventures of Invinc-O-Man
Aired September 25, 2001
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The Astounding Adventures of Invinc-O-Man by Richard Hemphill
Evil criminal Lester Beware ponders his last pummeling at the hands of the undefeatable superhero Invinc-O-Man. A future supermodel and huge fan of Beware's, Flower, seems to think she can undo Invinc-O-Man's invincibility.
Lester Beware prepares to set his evil plan into motion. In the laboratory, he unveils his earth-shrinking machine to his capable assistant.
LESTER: Gaze upon this marvelous contraption, Onion.
ONION: I (sniffle) already told you it looked huge in those pants, Master.
LESTER: My earth-shrinking machine, you fatuous fool.
Vox: Richard Hemphill as Lester Beware, Redundoboy and Announcer • Chris Laursen as Invinc-O-Man and Onion • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Flower and Video Store Clerk
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Episode 309: MTV Europe Old School Hip Hop Party
Aired October 2, 2001
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MTV Europe Old School Hip Hop Party by Chris Laursen and Richard Hemphill
MTV Europe host Jörgen hosts an old school hip hop dance party, interviewing the great German DJ Phatmaster D.
MUSIC MADNESS: The United Kingdom was an unlikely hotbed of old school hip hop in the late 1980s with Simon Harris' Music of Life record company which brought artists such as Asher D & Daddy Freddy, CJ Mackintosh, Einstein, MC Duke, Overlord X and the She-Rockers to the North American underground scene. Aside from that, Europe really only produced Edelweiss, an opera/Swiss yodelling/rap crossbreed.
Vox: Richard Hemphill as the German DJ • Chris Laursen as Jörgen
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Episode 310: The House of Helgi
Aired October 16, 2001
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The House of Helgi by Chris Laursen
In this classic Nordic saga, Helgi's healthy herd of reindeer is threatened by his greedy neighbours Bjorn and Flimpa. Bjorn goes to extreme measures to graze his own herd in Helgi's lush, green pastures. Everyone dies in the end.
When this story begins, Helgi the Great Reindeer Herder of Fjordbottom, former son of Bjartmar, reigned over the small patch of Thing-hills near Surnadal on Thorkell. Before him, there was Martmjar, the High One. And before him, the Smitja, Horny Beasts of Porborning. But that really has nothing to do with this story.
Vox: Richard Hemphill as Bjorn and Narrator • Chris Laursen as Helgi and Flimpa • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Ingebjorg
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Episode 311: Suspicious White Powder
Aired October 23, 2001
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Suspicious White Powder by Chris Laursen
Two FBI agents, Lila Lanark-County and Al Arnprior, are sent to a small Nebraska town to investigate a possible source of the nation-wide anthrax scare. Little do they realize that they are about to become a pawn in a 17 year old's devious conspiracy.
MADISON: So the kid looked like Harry Potter?
LILA: A *grown-up* Harry Potter.
MADISON: He sure does look like Harry Potter in this drawing. That is if Harry Potter has such a toned, muscular body. I certainly hope J.K. Rowling doesn't get a hold of this picture. The last thing the F.B.I. needs is a major lawsuit...
Vox: Richard Hemphill as Special Agent Al Arnprior, Madison Wisconsin and Henry Pichuk • Chris Laursen as Connor Winker and Patron • Shalome Swinamer as Abelle Horror and Sasha Baronowski • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Special Agent Lila Lanark-County
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Episode 312: The Camel's Hump (1967)
Aired November 20, 2001
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The Camel's Hump (1967) by Chris Laursen
Raymond wants nothing more than to become a first rate adventure novelist. The problem is, when he starts writing he can never get past page one. That is until an underground porn filmmaker "discovers" him.
CONNIE LINGUS: Do you like sex?
RAYMOND: Well, if it's Thursday night... I have little say in the matter.
MUSIC MADNESS: 1967 hits: "The Look of Love" by Dusty Springfield, "All You Need Is Love" by the Beatles, "Somebody to Love" by Jefferson Airplane.
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Raymond and Carlita • Chris Laursen as Mr. Zapp, Gregory and David Dough • Shalome Swinamer as Connie Lingus, Mohmeed, Juan Carlos and Nurse • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Prunella, Cookie and Rosie
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Episode 313: The Tea Party
Aired November 27, 2001
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The Tea Party by Chris Laursen
Two aliens from the far away galaxy of Praaaaan travel to the blue planet to try and gain a better understanding of a potential interstellar enemy. Humans turn out to be much more foul than they imagined.
AUGUSTA: Oh, Mobile, you kidder! You're hilarious. Is that a bottle of Rohypnol in there?
MOBILE: No, I'm just using that old bottle to store some other pills, but I can't for the life of me remember which ones. They might be the ones I'm supposed to take to counteract my short-term memory loss.
Vox: Richard Hemphill as Mobile Alabama, Baanaanaa and Waddles • Chris Laursen as Augusta Georgia and Raajaa
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Episode 314: The She Pirate
Aired December 4, 2001
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The She Pirate by Richard Hemphill
A pirate ship bound for the new world is plagued by its lady financier, Fiamella Automatica, who is most certain that major changes must be made to ensure the voyage's success. She starts a campaign to turn the crew into proper ladies, pushing the captain near the brink.
QUAHOG: If we don't get rid of her, Captain, she will bring doom to the entire ship. I can feel the icy grip of Death on my shoulder already.
CAPTAIN: That's me, Quahog. I'm using you to balance myself while I take off my slippers.
Vox: Dan Enright as Geoduck • Richard Hemphill as Captain • Chris Laursen as Pismo and Quahog • Shalome Swinamer as Fiamella Automatica
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Episode 315: That Shiny Thing
Aired December 11, 2001
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That Shiny Thing by Chris Laursen
Spoof of Kubrick's horror classic. An unemployed teacher accepts a job to look after a remote mountain hotel with his wife and son during the winter, unaware that the viewer-hungry ghosts of television past are waiting to take over the show.
This Mike Brady, he, uh, went and hid in this room all winter long and starved to death... Carol, not being able to deal without a dominant yet overly optimistic male figure to guide her, went berserk. She chopped her lovely girls into, uh, bite-sized pieces and then pickled them. Then she, uh, chopped herself up into bite sized pieces, starting from her toes, up her legs... but the time she got up to her... ummm, upper leg area... she lost her nerve and ended up bleeding to death. They found her body and she had this, uh, plastic-like smile on her face. Almost Barbie-like.
Vox: Natasha Abraham as Nora and the Brady Girls • Richard Hemphill as Danny Ignorrance, "Tony", Stuart Dullman and Waddles • Chris Laursen as Jack Ignorrance • Shalome Swinamer as Carol Brady • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Wendy and Indira Mombira
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Episode 316: The Casey Kenny Show
Aired December 18, 2001
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The Casey Kenny Show by Chris Laursen
A rookie sportscaster gets his big break to host a radio show, but much to his dismay, the Remote Planet Propaganda Machine want him to do a human interest show. Featuring baked Maritime seniors, squirrel advocate, Martian marine warrior.
Blur's "Song 2" became a massive sports anthem in the late 1990s. Goes to show that if you put a "woohoo" or two in a tune, it meets the minimum language requirements of an "arena sing-a-long."
Vox: Casey Kenny as Himself • Chris Laursen as Various Characters • Shalome Swinamer as Various Characters
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Episode 317: As The Pole Turns
Aired December 25, 2001
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As The Pole Turns by Richard Hemphill
Poor Santa Claus and the residents of the North Pole are thrown into melodramatic mayhem when Rudolph's alcoholism and Mrs. Claus' infidelity surface during the Christmas season. Featuring seasonal old school hip hop classics.
SANTA: The website? That cheap old thing? It's an amateurish piece of Flash animation that has a cartoon of me bouncing a child in my lap and asking if you've been naughty or nice. If you click on I've been nice, it disables your mouse. If you click on I've been naughty, it links you to a raunchy porn site called www.santaslittlehelper.com, charges your credit card forty-five bucks, and then disables your mouse.
Vox: Richard Hemphill as Phone Voice, Jeffy, Dr. Nudo, Elf Two, Vlad, Lester Beware and Mandrake • Chris Laursen as Santa Claus, Onion and Elf One • Shalome Swinamer as Trixie, Soap Voice and Wilma • Rachel Tannahill as Vienna de Beauchampignon • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Mrs. Claus and Sammy
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Episode 318: The Three Bears
Aired January 1, 2002
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The Three Bears by Richard Hemphill
A twisted spin on the classic children's tale in which Goldilock's invades the home of three bears and unexpected meets a kindred spirit there.
RUSTILOCKS: Didn't you find any other food? Are these people so deprived that they can only eat porridge? This place just stinks of poverty. And what's with this bear stench? How can anyone live like this?
GOLDILOCKS: They've got the new Xbox from Microsoft, so they can't be that poor.
RUSTILOCKS: Oh, puh-lease! There are government assistance grants available now to help impoverished families acquire those things. Even the neediest creatures can fill their hovels with Microsoft products.
Vox: Dan Enright as Papa Bear • Richard Hemphill as Mama Bear and Macon Georgia • Chris Laursen as Child, Baby Bear and Augusta Georgia • Shalome Swinamer as Rustilocks • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Goldilocks
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Augusta and Macon by Richard Hemphill
Augusta Georgia exposes her husband Macon's redundant life anecdotes for what they are.
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Episode 319: Rodentia
Aired January 8, 2002
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Rodentia by Chris Laursen
Cadjell Mallet gets his first reporting assignment with the London Times: to cover a séance with a renowned spiritualist. Cadjell's own dark secret surfaces as a result.
FLICK: I think I can safely say I am the most tested medium this country has ever produced. CADJELL: Most tested medium How so? FLICK: I have been boxed up, tied up, sealed up, gagged, bound and held, subjected to Chinese water torture, put through hours upon hours of electroshock therapy, locked in a refrigerator filled with blue cheese, forced to listen to Doris Day albums backwards...
Vox: Dan Enright as George Bark and Christopher • Richard Hemphill as Leslie Flick, Ratchet and Boy • Chris Laursen as Cadjell • Shalome Swinamer as Betty Rubble, Cathy, Gramma and Maid
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Episode 320: The Night Shift
Aired January 15, 2002
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The Night Shift by Chris Laursen
An alien invasion on Canada results in missile silo panic, suburban garage fallout shelter syndrome, cruel sheep-eating insects--but all ends well as Slobodan Milosevic awaits his trial in the Hague.
THE BOSS: TUB is an acronym. Do you know what an acronym is, sweetie poo?
THE IDIOT: Isn't that a city in Idaho?
THE BOSS: Oh, silly! You're thinking of Akron. Besides which, Akron is in Ohio. And do you know where Ohio is?
THE IDIOT: Um, um! Do I get paid for answering questions like this?
Vox: Tamara Beaudoin as the Genius, the Girl, the Shepherd's Son and Translator • Marc-André Bélair as Phone Man, the Boy, Shimbaa and BBC Anchor • Dan Enright as the Boss, the Nervous Man and Sheepherder • Richard Hemphill as the Idiot, the Angry Man, Baanaanaa, Brendaa and Slobodan Milosevic • Chris Laursen as Newscaster and Girl #2
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Episode 321: Futurfonique
Aired January 22, 2002
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Futurfonique by Chris Laursen
In the year 2116, bounty hunter Brier Milipko settles into a futuristic Nunavut resort bar to make a mysterious rendezvous and deliver smuggled goods.
BEBEL: Moonbase Kitsch has more Walmarts per capita than any --
BRIER: -- than any other place in the universe. Yes, Bebel. I know all too well the dreadful facts of Moonbase Kitsch.
BEBEL: Not to forget a strange preoccupation with Hello Kitty products.
Vox: Dan Enright as Policebot #2 and Mister W • Richard Hemphill as Brier Milipko • Chris Laursen as Narrator, Felghop and Policebot #1 • Shalome Swinamer as Sonika • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Bebel Marchand
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Episode 322: Don't Fly For Me Argentina
Aired January 29, 2002
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Don't Fly For Me Argentina by Dan Enright
Common housefly Ava Musca leaves her unfaithful boyfly Randall and buzzes off to enjoy a short-lived career on the trashy stage where she meet the hypnotic star Bill Shat.
AVA MUSCA, A COMMON HOUSEFLY: You bet! I left my huzzzband over an hour ago, got a divorce, an annulment, fought in court for half of what is rightfully mine, and I've struck out on my own. I'm going to be an author and an actress you know. I've already signed a three book deal with "Fly by Night" publishing and I'm playing the role of Miss Piggy in the off-broadway-dumpster production of The Muppets Fight the Evil Trolls.
Vox: Dan Enright as Randall • Richard Hemphill as the Producer and Peron • Chris Laursen as Bill Shat and Swedish Chef • Shalome Swinamer as Ava Musca • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Landladies
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Episode 323: The Road Trip
Aired February 25, 2002
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The Road Trip by Richard Hemphill
Augusta Georgia and her best friend Mobile Alabama embark on the great quest of self-discovery: a road trip.
MACON: After several fitful hours, I am now an expert surfer. I was quite shocked, however, to discover that the internet machine contains an astounding amount of pornography. It seems no matter how hard I tried, I couldn't get away from it. I was innocently looking for information on the humble beaver and I was directed to a most shocking x-rated land. I haven't seen such depravity since our honeymoon. I don't even care to recall my ill-fated hunt for images of gigantic roosters. On the plus side, however, by searching for teenaged nymphomaniacs I was able finally to get to the site for CNN, which is what I was looking for in the first place.
Vox: Richard Hemphill as Mobile Alabama, Macon Georgia, Police Officer and Whacko • Chris Laursen as Augusta Georgia, Montgomery Alabama and Tour Guide
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Episode 324: Waddles
Aired March 5, 2002
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Waddles by Chris Laursen
After being locked in the trunk of Augusta Georgia's car during her cross-country road trip, trusty butler Waddles finds himself suffering from amnesia in California.
ANNETTI: Are you all freshened up now? You must've had some Neptune cocktail out there.
WADDLES: A Neptune cocktail, madame?
ANNETTI: Yeah--you know when a heavy flattens you--and you wipe out and get a belly full of ocean water?
WADDLES: Yes, madame. I must say that I would much prefer a glass of Cabernet Sauvignon to wash away the taste of seawater.
ANNETTI: Caber-what?
WADDLES: Some wine, perhaps?
ANNETTI: How about some blue Kool-Aid?
Vox: Sean Thomas Currie as Andy Vartan and Maugwah • Richard Hemphill as Waddles, Narrator and Milt Roberts • Chris Laursen as Dick Dale the Third , Johnny, CNN Anchorman, Don and David Dough • Shalome Swinamer as Beverly Amends, Weather Woman and Elvis • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Sideshow Bunny, Annetti Fuchicello, Amenity and Flower
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Episode 325: Radio Camp Session
Aired March 12, 2002
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Radio Camp Session by Chris Laursen
CHRIS LAURSEN with RYAN CLOUTIER, JACQUES LAUPERR, ALESSIA LUPIANO and FLOR DE MARIA MIRANDA
The CKCU Radio Camp kids give Remote Planet producer Chris Laursen a hard time in this episode of "deep, probing questions into the minds of today's youth."
Vox: Chris Laursen as Himself
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Episode 326: The Case of The Slanderous Sleuths
Aired March 19, 2002
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The Case of The Slanderous Sleuths by Richard Hemphill
In the coastal town of Bayport, the Smarmy Boys cleverly crack another unsolved mystery. But rival junior detectives are getting tired of being beaten to the punch and make plans to frame Frank Smarmy.
WARDEN: Visiting time is up, Miss.
IOLA: Oh, Frank. I have to go now.
FRANK: Will you wait for me, Iola?
IOLA: Jeez. I don't know, Frank. Are you going to be long? I've got a cab waiting outside, and its meter is running.
Vox: Ryan Cloutier as Leroy "Encyclopedia" Mauve • Richard Hemphill as Fenton Smarmy • Hannah Jacobs as Iola • Jacques Lauperr as Frank Smarmy • Chris Laursen as the Inspector • Alessia Lupiano as Nancy Shrew • Flor de Maria Miranda as Joe Smarmy • Shalome Swinamer as Laura Smarmy
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Episode 327: Robber Baby
Aired April 2, 2002
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Robber Baby by Richard Hemphill
Helena Montana could be one of the most notorious bank robbers in the city. The trouble is, no one believes she's the one responsible for the heists and pin the blame on a charismatic, handsome bank client.
HELENA: Are you ready, Esophaga?
ESOPHAGA: Yeah, sure, just let me get this stocking over my head. Why aren't you wearing a stocking?
HELENA: With open-toed shoes? You've got to be kidding me.
Vox: Tamara Beaudoin as Helena Montana • Marc-André Bélair as Teller, Policeman, Meter Maid and Carlita • Dan Enright as Guy, Ginger Beware and Policeman • Richard Hemphill as Mother, Waiter, Reporter and Teller • Chris Laursen as Esophaga, Policeman and Teller
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Episode 328: Top Squad 3: The Iron Will
Aired April 9, 2002
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Top Squad 3: The Iron Will by Chris Laursen
The KGB sends an agent to make President Richard Nixon slip up at a speech to American postal workers, however the Top Squad is on shift to uh prevent Nixons from, err, looking stupid.
CHIMKI: As you know, for many years, we Soviets have built enough nuclear weapons to smack the assets of thousands of United States.
VLADIMIR: Which would take care of problem of United States existing in alternate realities.
Vox: Richard Hemphill as Officer A.J., Vladimir Vilovski, Robbery Victim and Whacko • Chris Laursen as Lt. Wad, Chief Pacino, Narrator, Prison Warden, Komrade Chimki, Cat, Announcer and Richard Nixon • Patrick McGoohan as Prisoner • Linda Quinton-Ploughman as Spanki Spumoni and Airline Clerk • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Tulip Blooms and Aeroflot Stewardess
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Episode 329: Going to Hell In A Laundry Basket
Aired April 16, 2002
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Going to Hell In A Laundry Basket by Dan Enright
God-fearing and naďve Christian Neville Eman Tealsolup heads down to the basement to do laundry where he discovers what he believes to be his long-lost mother trapped behind the clothes dryer. Luckily God intervenes and exposes the disembodied voice as Satan!
NEVILLE: I see. (pauses and regains composure) Anyway... I remember it all! I was 13 and just had my first wet dream (nervous giggle) tee-hee... and so you were preparing the sacrificial altar like you said all the families in Kanata did... made from a select choice of natural woods and stains so as not to clash with the neighbourhood... and you were standing over my naked body with the dagger, when you were knocked off your feet and carried away by a group of Girl Guides.
GABRIELLE: Pack!
NEVILLE: What?
GABRIELLE: Pack! I was carried away by a PACK of Girl Guides!
Vox: Dan Enright as God • Richard Hemphill as Jesus Christos, Father and Voicemail • Chris Laursen as Neville Eman Tealsolup • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Satan
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Episode 330: Gotta Have L.O.V.E.
Aired April 23, 2002
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Gotta Have L.O.V.E. by Chris Laursen
OLD SCHOOL HIP HOP.
MUSIC MADNESS: MC Lyte, "Slave 2 The Rhythm"; Boogie Down Productions, "Hip Hop Rules"; Bomb the Bass, "Megablast"; Asher D & Daddy Freddy, "Rough and Rugged"; De la Soul, "Keepin' The Faith"; Jungle Brothers, "Down With The Jbeez"; and tracks by Gorillaz, Gotan Project, Handsome Boy Modelling School and more.
Vox: Chris Laursen as DJ L.O.V.E.
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Episode 331: Gulliver's Travails
Aired April 30, 2002
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Gulliver's Travails by Richard Hemphill
Lemuel Gulliver tries to track down the illustrious fashion designer Ama Stole after meeting her at a dinner party and ends up caught in the twisted world of the Stolovnas.
NARY: You have to remove your shoes.
LEMUEL: To protect the parquet flooring?
NARY: No, to protect us. Your shoes are indescribably ugly.
Vox: Dan Enright as Bolton, Info Guy and Nonica • Richard Hemphill as Ama Stole, Street Person and Nichelle • Chris Laursen as Lemuel Gulliver, David Dough and Nargaret • Shalome Swinamer as Ticket Seller and Nary • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Gillian and Nelinda
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Episode 332: Spumpo
Aired May 7, 2002
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Spumpo by Chris Laursen
Dr. Atari unwittingly unleashes terror in Toyko when a serum created to cure ailing forests actually turns a dormant tree stump into a brooding monster.
TOMOYUKI: ...the thing is that they have stolen all four vials of the blue liquids... and none of them have been tested yet to see if they can rejuvenate diseased forests.
MASANORI: Rejuvenate diseased forests? You told me you were developing the liquid to enable men to run at superfast speeds!
YUKARI: You told me it would be a fountain of youth, a source of eternal beauty!
MASANORI: Were you lying to us, Tomo?
TOMOYUKI: Yes.
MASANORI and YUKARI: Oh... oh... (almost gleefully) Okay!
Vox: Dan Enright as Tomoyuki and Father • Monique Fuller as Yukari and Girl • Richard Hemphill as Suzuki, Dr. Atari, Little Boy and Cracker • Chris Laursen as Yamaha, Guru and Sgt. Black • Shawn Rocheleau as Masanori, Male Student and Private
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Episode 333: Season 3 Finale
Aired July 9, 2002
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Season 3 Finale by Chris Laursen, Dan Enright and Richard Hemphill
Portable liposuction machine; Jeffy inquires into his aunt's relationship with his mother; Castro flees Cuba with a giant carrot; the wartorn world of being a temp.
DRAGONIA: When have you ever seen your mother or me eating children?
JEFFY: Last night. Last night while you were watching television, you had a big bowl full of buttered babies and you were eating them. I saw with my own two eyes.
DRAGONIA: We were eating popcorn, Jeffy.
JEFFY: Baby popcorn.
Vox: Dan Enright as Unknown • Monique Fuller as Unknown • Richard Hemphill as Unknown • Chris Laursen as Unknown • Shawn Rocheleau as Unknown • Mary Shearman as Unknown • Shalome Swinamer as Unknown • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Unknown
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Aunt Dragonia by Richard Hemphill
Jeffy tries to extort toys out of his mother's girlfriend.
Vox: Richard Hemphill as Jeffy • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Aunt Dragonia
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