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Episode 401: Suspicious White Powder (version 2)
Aired August 27, 2002
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Suspicious White Powder (version 2) by Chris Laursen
Part 1 of 3. Two FBI agents are sent to a small Nebraska town to investigate a possible source of the nation-wide anthrax scare. Little do they realize that they are about to become a pawn in a 17-year-old's devious conspiracy. The prelude in the Lanark-County Trilogy, originally aired October 23, 2002, with an added skit, "How Did A Baby Get In There?"
ABELLE: Can I get you two a stick of anything?
ARNPRIOR: A stick?
ABELLE: That’s sort of the charm of the Horror’s House, sir. Everything is served in sticks. We have fish sticks, bread sticks, pepperoni sticks, sticks of gum...
LANARK-COUNTY: I’ll have the stick of mint soup.
ABELLE: Anything to drink with that?
LANARK-COUNTY: Err... a stick of water would be fine.
ABELLE: And for you, sir?
ARNPRIOR: I’ll have something hot and sticky.
Vox: Richard Hemphill as Special Agent Al Arnprior, Madison Wisconsin and Henry Pichuk • Chris Laursen as Connor Winker and Patron • Shalome Swinamer as Abelle Horror and Sasha • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Special Agent Lila Lanark-County
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Episode 402: Extremely Minute Risk
Aired September 3, 2002
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Extremely Minute Risk by Chris Laursen
Part 2 of 3. FBI Agent Wilson Westport seeks answers from Lila Lanark-County to help him solve the mysterious disappearance of Madison Wisconsin. The DEA discover mushrooms in rural Nebraska that point to Connor Winker's experiments in mind control.
CALABOGIE: Excuse me! Excuse me. F.B.I. Special Agent Christopher Calabogie, Wyoming District Office. Are you in charge of the local investigation?
CARLETON-PLACE: F.B.I.? It’s not often that we see your type around here.
CALABOGIE: I am the only Special Agent in the entire state. And nothing bad ever happens here...
Vox: Karl Claude as Special Agent Christopher Calabogie, Television Anchor, Sammy's Father and Control Tower Worker #1 • Jamie Douglas as Special Agent Wilson Westport, DEA Agent Peter Packenham, Reverend and Kennedy Airport Announcer • Richard Hemphill as Madison Wisconsin • Chris Laursen as Connor Winker, Lounge Singer, Carnival Barker and Pilot on Radio • Shalome Swinamer as Abelle Horror, Sasha Baronowski, Airport Security, DEA Agent, Supermarket Employee and Control Tower Worker #2 • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Special Agent Lila Lanark-County and Sammy
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Episode 403: One Year Later
Aired September 10, 2002
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One Year Later by Chris Laursen
Part 3 of 3. September 11th, 2002. FBI Special Agent Wilson Westport nervously awaits the departure of Flight 931 to Washington. It's one year after. The conspiracy reemerges as the plane takes off. And the world, once again, sits petrified, terrified of what was once unthinkable.
LANARK-COUNTY: Listen! I’ve got a plan to regain control of this plane. Would you happen to have any special magical powers that I should know about?
EDITH: Magical powers... Oh, I’m afraid I’m not allowed to use those anymore. My husband was worried that I’d cast an evil spell on him.
LANARK-COUNTY: Fair enough. Then we’re just going to have to dress up like we have magical powers!
Vox: Juanita DeVos as Narrator, DEA Agent Pearl Perth and Edith Bunker • Jamie Douglas as Special Agent Wilson Westport, DEA Agent Peter Packenham, Co-Pilot Brian Brock and Kennedy Airport Announcer • Richard Hemphill as Henry Pichuk • Chris Laursen as Juniper, DEA Agent Paul Prescott, Sergeant Black, Bloke, Conner Winker and Captain Mark Merrick • Sora Olah as Presha Forlorn and Passenger 8B • Shalome Swinamer as Private Messhall and Sasha Baronowski • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Special Agent Lila Lanark-County
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Episode 404: The Definitive Guide To Things That Exist Today But Didn't Yesterday
Aired September 17, 2002
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The Definitive Guide To Things That Exist Today But Didn't Yesterday by Chris Laursen and Jamie Douglas
Local anchorwoman exalts President Bush's reputation; movie serial hero Buck Nobbers faces a bind in Gimli, Manitoba; a man's obsession with smudges on glass goes too far; Neil Young sings about hitchhiking.
JUDITH PLEDGE: Research shows that 11 out of every 10 Americans suffer from myopia! It's true! Eleven out of ten! I read it on the Internet!
Vox: Tamara Beaudoin as Unknown • Marc-André Bélair as Unknown • Karl Claude as Unknown • Jamie Douglas as Unknown • Dan Enright as Unknown • Chris Laursen as Unknown • Shalome Swinamer as Unknown • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Unknown
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Episode 405: DJ L.O.V.E.'s Autumn Ticklahs
Aired September 24, 2002
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DJ L.O.V.E.'s Autumn Ticklahs by Chris Laursen
OLD SCHOOL HIP HOP.
MUSIC MADNESS: New recordings including tracks from Richy Pitch's EP "Live At Home"; also J-Live, "Them That's Not"; Micranots, "Pitch Black Ark"; Illy B, "Elektro 4 President"; People Under The Stairs, "The Suite For Beaver, Part 1"; One Cut, "Rhyme Geography"; and more.
Vox: Chris Laursen as DJ L.O.V.E.
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Episode 406: Peachland
Aired October 1, 2002
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Peachland by Chris Laursen
Paths cross between a real estate agent, a gruff mystery man and a woman who is apparently being kidnapped at an Okanagan fruit stand during a hot summer's day.
THE MAN: Do you have any catsup?
THE WAITRESS: No, only mustard.
THE MAN: What - are you Frenchies out here?
Vox: Monique Fuller as The Waitress • Richard Hemphill as The Driver • Chris Laursen as The Guard • Owen Spendlove as The Man • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Buttercup
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Episode 407: The Truth About Papa Stone
Aired October 8, 2002
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The Truth About Papa Stone by Chris Laursen
A sexually-deprived woman's android sex slave is hacked by a competitor, making his human mate believe that he's become defective.
MIELKS: I am fine. There is nothing wrong, honey. I know I am fine. Now just sit down and eat your breakfast. Would you like me to remove my clothing while you eat? For entertainment purposes?
#voice Jamie Douglas as Mielks, Mr. Michaelson
Vox: Dan Enright as Papa Stone and The Mandroid • Chris Laursen as Kathy and Sales Agent • Marg Tannahill-Wade as The Sexually-Deprived Woman
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Episode 408: Stumble Upon A Button & Other Sordid Tales
Aired October 15, 2002
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Stumble Upon A Button & Other Sordid Tales by Chris Laursen and Dan Enright
Lurlene Jones takes a rabbit poacher hostage; public civil servants battle it out; sex-crazed woman seeks special service from her mechanic; parents keep an electronic eye on teen driving habits.
WOLF: Your mother wasn’t too happy to see me, Sammy.
SAMMY: I didn’t realize that fire extinguishers could fight fathers too!
WOLF: I wonder why she’s still so scared of me? Surely, she doesn’t believe that I’m the one responsible for her being stuck in that mineshaft for five days...
SAMMY: It was fourteen days, Father!
WOLF: We only knew she was stuck in the mineshaft for five days, Sammy. The other nine days, she was simply considered a missing person. Besides, it was Doctor Zero who collapsed the mine, not me. Doctor Zero was solely responsible!
SAMMY: No wonder Doctor Zero isn’t our dentist anymore.
Vox: Juanita DeVos as Unknown • Jamie Douglas as Unknown • Dan Enright as Unknown • Monique Fuller as Unknown • Jody Haucke as Unknown • Chris Laursen as Unknown • Megan McDonald as Unknown • Linda Quinton-Ploughman as Unknown • Shawn Rocheleau as Unknown • Mary Shearman as Unknown • Shalome Swinamer as Unknown • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Unknown
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Episode 409: The Making of 'Le Grand Film Canadien de Désastre'"
Aired October 22, 2002
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The Making of 'Le Grand Film Canadien de Désastre'" by Dan Enright
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Episode 410: Artsh
Aired November 12, 2002
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Artsh by Chris Laursen
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Episode 411: Mushroom Cloud
Aired December 3, 2002
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Mushroom Cloud by Chris Laursen and Jamie Douglas
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Episode 412: The Wrong Target
Aired December 10, 2002
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The Wrong Target by Chris Laursen
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Episode 413: TV Reversal: Star Trek Voyager
Aired December 17, 2002
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TV Reversal: Star Trek Voyager by Chris Laursen
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Episode 414: Shtuffing
Aired December 24, 2002
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Shtuffing by Chris Laursen
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Episode 415: 100C
Aired December 31, 2002
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100C by Chris Laursen and Dan Enright
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Episode 416: The Rise and Fall of Montcalm Wolfe
Aired January 7, 2003
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The Rise and Fall of Montcalm Wolfe by Dan Enright
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Episode 417: The Tent
Aired January 14, 2003
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The Tent by Jamie Douglas
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Episode 418: Falafel Brothel
Aired January 21, 2003
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Falafel Brothel by Chris Laursen
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Episode 419: Coming Out East
Aired February 4, 2003
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Coming Out East by Dan Enright
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Episode 420: Return's End
Aired February 11, 2003
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Return's End by Chris Laursen
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Episode 421: Ignored
Aired February 18, 2003
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Ignored by Chris Laursen
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Episode 422: Beauty
Aired February 25, 2003
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Beauty by Damien Bailey
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Episode 423: Season 4 Finale
Aired March 5, 2003
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Season 4 Finale by Chris Laursen and Dan Enright
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