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Episode 501: Homeless
Aired November 19, 2003
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Pointless Intro by Chris Laursen
A totally pointless intro to the Season Premiere.
Vox: Chris Laursen as Person #1 and Person #2
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The Bus Ride by Damien Bailey
Society takes transit home.
Vox: Damien Bailey as Bus Rider • Dan Enright as Laptop Guy • Chris Laursen as Cynical Passenger, Cellphone Nut and Braggart #2 • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Old Lady #1 (Emma) • Shalome Swinamer as Old Lady #2
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Red Rock Thunder / Australian Emmys / Playground Police by Chris Laursen
Cowboys ride the outback in search of the Australian Emmys and encounter the mysteries of nature.
Vox: Chris Laursen as Mister Clint, Cowboy #2 and Gay Bar Guy • Damien Bailey as Cowboy #3, Bubbles and Emcee • Dan Enright as Cowboy #4, Canadian Guy and Australian Midget • Shalome Swinamer as Newfoundland Gal • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Canadian Gal and Australian Gal
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Length: 31:33 | 14.0 MB | 64kbps. |
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Episode 502: Petri Dish Society
Aired November 26, 2003
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We'll Make Great Pets by Dan Enright
Aliens return from a 250,000 year vacation to find their planet infested with humans.
Vox: Dan Enright as Randall and Arnold • Tonia Snow as Woman, Norma-Jean and Soldier #2 • Flavia Ingham as Blanche • Chris Laursen as Billy-Bob and Prime Minister • Marc-André Bélair as Soldier #1
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My Mountain Gorilla by Chris Laursen
woman discovers the challenges of marrying a silverback mountain gorilla.
Vox: Marg Tannahill-Wade as Woman • Dan Enright as Choo-Choo, Maxwell and Minister • Shalome Swinamer as Border Guard
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Spongemates by Chris Laursen
A psychologically unbalanced man wants to be more than roommates.
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Man • Flavia Ingham as Susan
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New Horizons by Unknown
Real propaganda from the real past.
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Chris's Maid by Chris Laursen
Chris's maid causes consternation and breeds vacuousness.
Vox: Flavia Ingham as Chris's Maid and Marshmallow • Marc-André Bélair as Mr. Salad • Tonia Snow as Mrs. Salad and Kitten
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Length: 29:50 | 13.0 MB | 64kbps. |
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Episode 503: Leg'go My Ego
Aired December 3, 2003
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Maximum Enjoyment by Dan Enright
Relax and enjoy our pop-up ads, while we play with your radio settings.
Vox: Dan Enright as Announcer • Juanita DeVos as Voiceover #1 • Owen Spendlove as Voiceover #2 • Damien Bailey as Voiceover #3
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Little Freak by Damien Bailey
A freak cannot understand the concept of change at the local grocer's.
Vox: Bill Demmery as Little Freak • Owen Spendlove as Cashier • Chris Laursen as Clint • Damien Bailey as Blind Boy
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Megalanon by Dan Enright
Megalomaniacs seek counselling, but end up prompting greater delusions of grandeur.
Vox: Bill Demmery as Bill Gates • Dan Enright as Speaker • Owen Spendlove as Sidney
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Super God by Chris Laursen
God is challenged by a megalomaniac who claims to be Super God.
Vox: Bill Demmery as God • Dan Enright as Super God • Chris Laursen as St. Peter
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Are You Popular? by Unknown
Real propaganda from the real past.
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Kate Loses Her Boobs by Chris Laursen
Indie rock band Kate & The Boobs break up. "It being CHUO, nobody was actually listening."
Vox: Dan Enright as Himself • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Kate • Chris Laursen as Corey • Marc-André Bélair as Brad • Shalome Swinamer as Thirsty Woman • Nora Torres as Kate's Mom
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Length: 29:59 | 13.0 MB | 64kbps. |
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Episode 504: May Contain Some Nudity
Aired December 10, 2003
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Boys Beware by Unknown
Real propaganda from the real past.
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If Your Mother Only Knew by Chris Laursen and Jaycelle Scott
A little ditty sung by Jaycelle Scott
Vox: Jaycelle Scott as Singer
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The Straight Eye by Chris Laursen
Straight men give male supermodel David Dough a makeover.
Vox: Bill Demmery as Tony • Marc-André Bélair as Chuck and Priest • Dan Enright as Brian • Damien Bailey as Bruce from Wyoming • Chris Laursen as David Dough • Tonia Snow as Woman • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Flower
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Wyoming by Chris Laursen
Bruce from Wyoming airs his cynical views about trendy gay culture.
Vox: Damien Bailey as Bruce
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The Guvinator by Chris Laursen
A gay Terminator arrives in Wyoming to run for governor.
Vox: Marg Tannahill-Wade as Suzie Banshee • Marc-André Bélair as Richard Oilwellis • Tonia Snow as Susan Parkins • Bill Demmery as The Guvinator • Dan Enright as Handsome Young Ranch Hand
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Length: 30:00 | 13.0 MB | 64kbps. |
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Episode 505: Exhaust Fumes
Aired December 17, 2003
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Going to the Concert by Jaycelle Scott
Two suburbanite hip-hop kids seek out a Queen Latifah concert.
Vox: Chris Laursen as Kid #1 • Jaycelle Scott as Kid #2 • Flavia Ingham as Driver • Karl Claude as DJ
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What The Hell Are You Listening To? by Andrew Kirkwood
Two motorists tune into a radio station that seems a bit too live.
Andrew Kirkwood's first contribution to Remote Planet.
Vox: Taline Jirian as Caroline • Owen Spendlove as Bill • Karl Claude as Announcer #1 • Flavia Ingham as Announcer #2 • Dan Enright as Ginger Beware • Chris Laursen as Davida
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Future Highways by Unknown
Real propaganda from the real past.
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Gray Race Day by Damien Bailey
A middle-aged man tries to impress some teens with his suped up car.
Vox: Juanita DeVos as Mary Dee-Dee • Chris Laursen as Rebo Favo • Owen Spendlove as Max Attax • Damien Bailey as Jim Fossil
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This Illness I Possess by Chris Laursen
Sickness strikes, and the princess is down.
Vox: Jaycelle Scott as Princess
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Length: 30:00 | 13.0 MB | 64kbps. |
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Episode 506: Sifting It Up
Aired January 14, 2004
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Respiralux by Dan Enright
Who needs atmosphere to get a breath of fresh air?
Vox: Dan Enright as Ginger Beware and Announcer • Juanita DeVos as Preacher Woman • Jamie Douglas as Man
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Marketing To Serve You Better by Dan Enright
A corporate CEO finds a consultant to discover the magic of "for your convenience."
Vox: Dan Enright as CEO • Tonia Snow as Woman #1 • Chris Laursen as Man #1 • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Woman #2 and Alice • Bill Demmery as Man #2 • Marc-André Bélair as Bob Ewup
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More New Horizons by Unknown
Real propaganda from the real past.
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Don't Bug Me Lady by Dan Enright
A father aphid tells his young son about the horrors of ladybugs.
Vox: Jamie Douglas as Son • Dan Enright as Daddy • Juanita DeVos as Woman • Jamie Douglas as Man
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Unflustered Parents by Unknown
Mom and Dad don't seem the least bit fazed by their child's abduction.
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Length: 28:31 | 13.0 MB | 64kbps. |
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Episode 507: piYC
Aired January 28, 2004
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Hey Phillip by Dan Enright
Queen Elizabeth II phones up Outkast's manager, enraged that the rap group has stolen a song she wrote for Prince Philip in the 1950s.
Vox: Dan Enright as Ginger Beware • Damien Bailey as Ratboy 300 • Flavia Ingham as Queen Elizabeth II
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Finding Nico by Damien Bailey
Hook tries to bum cigarettes from complete strangers.
Vox: Bill Demmery as Hook • Dan Enright as Stranger #1 and Stranger #10 • Owen Spendlove as Stranger #2 and Stranger #7 • Tonia Snow as Stranger #3 and Stranger #9 • Chris Laursen as Stranger #4 and Stranger #8 • Juanita DeVos as Stranger #5 and Stranger #11 • Damien Bailey as Stranger #6
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Darlene DaSilva, Video Store Relationship Counsellor by Andrew Kirkwood
A couple argue over which movie to rent, and are helped out by the video store's counsellor.
Vox: Tonia Snow as Wife • Bill Demmery as Kurt • Damien Bailey as Video Store Kid • Dan Enright as Darlen DaSilva
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Extend-It! by Chris Laursen
A porn star hosts an infomercial about a natural product which enlarges "that certain part of the male anatomy."
Vox: Dan Enright as Announcer, Woman #3 and Kim Chumbers • Andrew Kirkwood as Woman #1 • Chris Laursen as Woman #2 • Bill Demmery as Jon Buryme • Damien Bailey as Dr. Scott Boyles • Tonia Snow as Chance Gyp
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She's A Consumer by Unknown
Real propaganda from the real past.
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Length: 29:38 | 13.0 MB | 64kbps. |
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Episode 508: Little House in the Pudding
Aired February 4, 2004
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Breaking Winds Estates by Dan Enright
Her Majesty and Philip vacation at a maritime trailer park.
Vox: Flavia Ingham as The Queen • Chris Laursen as Prince Philip • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Hoodlum
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le Tenant by Chris Laursen
A man enquires about a vacant apartment. "Nice doggie!"
Vox: Chris Laursen as Thelomasqui • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Woman • Karl Claude as M. Zée • Tonia Snow as Angel and Alice • Bill Demmery as Hook • Dan Enright as Doctor Pepper and Thug #3 • Andrew Kirkwood as Annoyed Neighbour and Thug #1 • Flavia Ingham as Girl Guide • Damien Bailey as Thug #2
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Househunting by Andrew Kirkwood
Fancy a home on John Wayne Gacey Lane?
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Carmelita • Dan Enright as Gary • Sora Olah as Realtor
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Asbestos Manor by Unknown
Real propaganda from the real past.
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Length: 31:55 | 14.0 MB | 64kbps. |
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Episode 509: Spumpo vs. Megapecklanon
Aired March 3, 2004
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Spumpo vs. Megapecklanon by Andrew Kirkwood, Chris Laursen and Dan Enright
Giant monster Megapecklanon has emerged from the forest to terrorize unsuspecting Japan. It's up to the determined Tomoyuki and his ragtag band of comrades to release his accidental monster, Spumpo, to do battle with the newcomer!
Vox: Damien Bailey as Takamoto, Fumiguchi's Assistant and Boat Captain • Bill Demmery as Flashpack Knapwit, Australian Adventurer and Dr. Atari • Dan Enright as Woodpecker and Tomoyuki • Monique Fuller as Yukari • Flavia Ingham as Queen Elizabeth II • Andrew Kirkwood as Brusier and Bystander #2 • Chris Laursen as Masanori and Philip • Dylan Place as Fumiguchi, Bird Expert, Japanese Elvis Impersonator and Bystander #1 • Tonia Snow as TV Announcer and Radio Announcer
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Length: 31:14 | 14.0 MB | 64kbps. |
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Episode 510: Flippin' Out
Aired March 10, 2004
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MTV Europe Dance Party Intro by Chris Laursen
Jorgen's dance party is about to be terminated.
Vox: Chris Laursen as Jorgen • Bill Demmery as Gay Terminator
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Chariot, Pigeon & the Potato by Dan Enright
They're down to their last potato. There is a backstory...
Vox: Karl Claude as Pigeon • Dan Enright as The Potato • Owen Spendlove as Chariot
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Wildlife Intrusion by Chris Laursen
A wildlife stalker from Down Under sets his sights on sewer crocs.
Vox: Flavia Ingham as Shopping Channel Announcer • Karl Claude as Sports Announcer • Bill Demmery as Wildlife Hunter
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Language Lessons by Andrew Kirkwood
Language lessons--by telephone! Selekten ein Option.
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Telephone Voice • Andrew Kirkwood as Caller
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Romantic Gesture by Marc-André Bélair
Thanks for the picture, honey--but there's a problem.
Vox: Chris Laursen as Waiter • Tonia Snow as Woman
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Foreign Radio Station by Chris Laursen
Zabba-zabba gebleinebah Fleetwood Mac.
Vox: Chris Laursen as Announcer #1 • Owen Spendlove as Announcer #2
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Length: 29:26 | 13.0 MB | 64kbps. |
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Episode 511: In Space, No One Can Hear Your Pants
Aired March 17, 2004
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In Space, No One Can Hear Your Pants by Andrew Kirkwood, Chris Laursen and Dan Enright
In this hilarious send-up of the classic 70's sci-fi series, Space: 1999, the station crew investigate an oozing invasion of terminal-laughter-inducing 'bozone'.
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Security Chief and Velcron • Dan Enright as Commander John Koenig • Flavia Ingham as Maya • Andrew Kirkwood as Tony Verdeschi • Chris Laursen as Sandra Benes, Dr. Helena Russell and The Other Tony
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Length: 29:41 | 13.0 MB | 64kbps. |
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Episode 512: Corrugated Libido
Aired March 24, 2004
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Busting a Nut by Damien Bailey
Follow Tommy the Squirrel through the trials and tribulations of handling his nuts.
Vox: Dan Enright as Stomach • Flavia Ingham as Darlene the Squirrel • Chris Laursen as Momma Squirrel • Owen Spendlove as Tommy the Squirrel
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Hooked Again by Damien Bailey
Hook hooks up with his now-wealthy brother Shipwreck, and tries to bum a smoke.
Vox: Bill Demmery as Hook • Dan Enright as Shipwreck • Chris Laursen as Blue Velvet
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Four Fifty-Three by Chris Laursen
A talkative kid makes the wait for the bus (due at 4:53) very interesting. Taxi!
4:53 is also the length of this skit--very interesting.
Vox: Chris Laursen as Kid • Marc-André Bélair as Man • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Woman
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Clew by Chris Laursen
Some folks don't have a clew.
Vox: Bill Demmery as Man • Tonia Snow as Woman
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The Interrogation by Andrew Kirkwood
Nobody... innocent or guilty... is safe when the interrogators are on the case.
Vox: Damien Bailey as Cop • Bill Demmery as Investigator #2 • Andrew Kirkwood as Mr. Johnson • Chris Laursen as Investigator #1
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Length: 29:32 | 13.0 MB | 64kbps. |
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Episode 513: DJ L.O. on the V.E.
Aired March 31, 2004
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DJ L.O. on the V.E. by Chris Laursen
OLD SCHOOL HIP HOP.
With improv material.
Vox: Chris Laursen as DJ L.O.V.E.
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Length: 29:25 | 13.0 MB | 64kbps. |
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Episode 514: Lotionization
Aired April 7, 2004
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Wrath of God by Damien Bailey
A cynical newscaster gets his.
Vox: Karl Claude as Robert Firmer • Flavia Ingham as Synna Belahudagog • Owen Spendlove as Gene Bucker
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Salt and Pepper by Chris Laursen
"Oh--Mr. Salt certainly does look good in those Speedos!"
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Mr. Pepper • Flavia Ingham as Mrs. Salt
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Good Girl, Bad Girl by Unknown
Real propaganda from the real past.
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Psycho Boyfriend by Damien Bailey
A stalking ex-boyfriend is busted by his ex's dog.
Vox: Damien Bailey as Ex-Boyfriend • Juanita DeVos as Verona • Bill Demmery as Toto The Dog
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Daisy and the Devil by Andrew Kirkwood
"We're going to see the Devil!" An unexpected surprise on a visit to the Museum of of Antiquated Ideas and Discarded Cultural Concepts.
Note: the audio for this skit is slightly corrupted.
Vox: Flavia Ingham as Daughter and Crowd Control • Dan Enright as Dad • Chris Laursen as Ticket Taker • Karl Claude as Satan
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Length: 29:51 | 13.0 MB | 64kbps. |
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Episode 515: Mudmud
Aired April 21, 2004
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Skin so Soft by Dan Enright
His skin is soft...
Vox: Dan Enright as Man • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Woman
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It's a Wonderful Life by Damien Bailey
A support-group meeting goes awry.
Vox: Damien Bailey as Moderator • Andrew Kirkwood as Ricky Carbonsola • Shalome Swinamer as Sonia Jordan and Jodi McMillan • Chris Laursen as Elijah Thompson and Ron Zarman • Bill Demmery as Kleevens Bartabey and Robert Fulcrum • Dan Enright as Lord Hennington • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Mislav Maranovitch and Madeleine Klan
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Relaxation by Unknown
Real propaganda from the real past.
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Lonely Travels by Dan Enright
A British couple encounter language difficulties while on vacation.
Vox: Flavia Ingham as Woman • Chris Laursen as Man • Marc-André Bélair as Guenter
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Length: 29:41 | 13.0 MB | 64kbps. |
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Episode 516: Canned Laughter
Aired April 28, 2004
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Subtracting Matilda by Chris Laursen
Troubles with the Dream-Sharing Program. "Were they naked? You'd like that, wouldn't you, Shane?"
Vox: Andrew Kirkwood as Shane • Chris Laursen as Craig • Tonia Snow as Beth
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You're So Stupid by Damien Bailey
Only the Prime Minister is qualified for this one!
Vox: Dan Enright as Announcer • Owen Spendlove as Maul Partin
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Whatever Happened To? by Andrew Kirkwood
Bigfoot drops by to catch up on what's been happening.
Vox: Dan Enright as Dirk • Marc-André Bélair as Bigfoot
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Sweet, Sweet Flower by Dan Enright
Legendary supermodel Flower is nominated as a political candidate and outlines her platform.
Down with the Regressive-Preservatives!
Vox: Andrew Kirkwood as Son • Chris Laursen as Father • Dan Enright as Campaigner • Shalome Swinamer as Announcer • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Flower
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Length: 29:54 | 13.0 MB | 64kbps. |
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