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Episode 601: The Bedtime Story
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The Bedtime Story by Richard Hemphill
Jeffy's uncle tells him a romantic tale about how Prince Byron's quest to find his Prince Charming is thwarted by the evil machinations of the cruel Princess Maria-Salacia.
Vox: Damien Bailey as Sycophant, the Queen and Prince Stone Cold Steve Austin • Bill Demmery as King Luprecht and Priest • Dan Enright as Blinky • Richard Hemphill as Narrator and Jeffy • Andrew Kirkwood as Prince Byron • Mary Shearman as Flossy • Tonia Snow as Princess Maria-Salacia
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Length: 26:21 | 12.0 MB | 64kbps. |
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Episode 602: Seeking, Searching... Sometimes Wondering
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The Effemiray by Andrew Kirkwood
Three corporate machos connect with their feminine sides in the pink glow of a dying fluourescent light.
Vox: Bill Demmery as Jerry • Richard Hemphill as Hank • Andrew Kirkwood as Jack
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Spinning Tea Cups by Dan Enright
Rhonda, locked in a contest of one-upmanship with her sister, opens a giant, rotating, flying café.
Vox: Damien Bailey as Announcer Guy • Richard Hemphill as Television Announcer • Andrew Kirkwood as Husband • Tonia Snow as Rhonda
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Respiralux by Dan Enright
First aired in Episode #506
Who needs atmosphere to get a breath of fresh air?
Vox: Dan Enright as Ginger Beware and Announcer • Juanita DeVos as Preacher Woman • Jamie Douglas as Man
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The Interrogation by Andrew Kirkwood
First aired in Episode #512
Nobody... innocent or guilty... is safe when the interrogators are on the case.
Vox: Damien Bailey as Cop • Bill Demmery as Investigator #2 • Andrew Kirkwood as Mr. Johnson • Chris Laursen as Investigator #1
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Length: 24:59 | 11.0 MB | 64kbps. |
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Episode 603: CKCUFM (Funding Drive Show)
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CKCUFM (Funding Drive) by Andrew Kirkwood and Dan Enright
Canadians who Knewed Chretien are Underwriting a Fabulous Monument.
Vox: Andrew Kirkwood • Dan Enright
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Episode 604: Inspiration Comes in Many Flavours
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A Fine Romance by Richard Hemphill
...except, he's married...
Vox: Richard Hemphill as Reginald • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Betty
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Minions Anonymous by Andrew Kirkwood
Finally--a charity to support the nameless pawns of powermad supervillains.
Vox: Dan Enright as Minion #1 • Richard Hemphill as Minion #3 • Shalome Swinamer as Minion #2 • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Announcer
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Fun Factory by Richard Hemphill
A strike at the Play-Doh Fun Factory turns ugly.
Vox: Bill Demmery as Striker #1 • Dan Enright as Kareem Akhalakha jimabar • Richard Hemphill as Striker #2 • Tonia Snow as News Reader
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Remote Planet: Behind the Scenes by Andrew Kirkwood
A rare glimpse inside the entertainment juggernaut that is Remote Planet.
Vox: Bill Demmery as Damien Bailey • Dan Enright as Himself • Richard Hemphill as Himself • Andrew Kirkwood as Interviewer • Shalome Swinamer as Herself • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Herself
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The Parable of Nature by Dan Enright
Nature has so much to teach us, especially about modesty.
Vox: Bill Demmery as the Forest • Dan Enright as Announcer • Chris Laursen as Richard the Huge Squirrel • Shalome Swinamer as Janice the Bodacious Beaver • Tonia Snow as Samantha the Squirrel
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What's Your Secret? by Richard Hemphill
You've got questions, s/he has answers.
Vox: Shalome Swinamer as Madge • Tonia Snow as Gina
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Apocalypso! by Richard Hemphill
The Apocalypse, playing now!
Vox: Bill Demmery as Critic and Dude • Dan Enright as Announcer and Husband • Richard Hemphill as crazed Preacher • Andrew Kirkwood as Nerd • Tonia Snow as Wife • Shalome Swinamer as Lady #1 • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Lady #2
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Where Do You Get Your Inspiration? by Richard Hemphill
An exploration of motivating factors.
Vox: Bill Demmery as Damien and Jesus • Dan Enright as Dan and Librarian • Richard Hemphill as Richard • Andrew Kirkwood as Andrew and Honey • Tonia Snow as Interviewer • Shalome Swinamer as Lady
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Length: 27:40 | 13.0 MB | 64kbps. |
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Episode 605: Clarificationize
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Come Again by Damien Bailey
French food to keep 'em coming
Vox: Damien Bailey as Guest • Richard Hemphill as Waiter
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Canadian Philosophy by Damien Bailey
What's the broom for?
Vox: Damien Bailey as Victor • Bill Demmery as Sandu
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Thanks for Shopping Endlessly by Dan Enright
An announcer at the Bay says it as it is, plus 10% off!
Vox: Dan Enright as Announcer
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Secret Meat by Damien Bailey
Be sure to save the scraps for your dog.
Vox: Bill Demmery as Guest • Richard Hemphill as Chef
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My So-Called Val Pak Life by Richard Hemphill
For his ongoing effort to create an oral history of the community of people who live just outside the trailer park known as Lucky Fortune Estates in the vicinity of greater White Bluffs, some PhD candidate interviews the Muckers.
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Interviewer • Richard Hemphill as Donny Mucker • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Connie Mucker
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Naked by Damien Bailey
Having a penis is only human. I'd really like to see it.
Vox: Damien Bailey as Bob Business • Richard Hemphill as Nick Naked
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Bjork on the Barn by Dan Enright
When an apparition begins appearing on the side of a barn in Newfoundland, the locals begin to sing the praises of the blessed Icelander pop-star Bjork.
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Trevor • Bill Demmery as Husband • Dan Enright as Bjork and Ginger Beware • Richard Hemphill as Reverend Arny Geddon • Shalome Swinamer as Wife • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Little Girl
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Length: 29:24 | 13.0 MB | 64kbps. |
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Episode 606: Kill the Contessa
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Kill the Contessa by Richard Hemphill
What exactly do her friends think of Constance Locutor, the Contessa di Aspora? Do they cling to her every word? (There are a lot of them.) Or do they all secretly want to off the old cow?
Vox: Damien Bailey as Peoria, Percival and Waiter • Marc-André Bélair as Chef and Romulus • Bill Demmery as Cogswell and Farmer • Dan Enright as Man, Mr. Mumble and Reporter • Richard Hemphill as Guglielmo Pagliaglia • Mary Shearman as Invidia • Tonia Snow as Contessa di Aspora • Shalome Swinamer as Actress, Ill-Fated Party Guest and Petunia
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Length: 27:07 | 12.0 MB | 64kbps. |
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Episode 607: Cracker
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Cracker by Richard Hemphill
Could Polly Cracker really be as insane as she seems? Yeah, she could be.
Vox: Damien Bailey as the Guy with the Car and the talking-box at Wendy's • Bill Demmery as Pita • Dan Enright as Waffle and Ginger Beware • Richard Hemphill as Radio Announcer and Blini • Andrew Kirkwood as Derrick Johnson • Mary Shearman as Polly Cracker
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Length: 28:51 | 13.0 MB | 64kbps. |
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Episode 608: RELAX!
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Visitors from Vancouver by Dan Enright
Visitors from Vancouver run over a fellow Vancouverite... in Ottawa.
Vox: Richard Hemphill as Hippie • Andrew Kirkwood as Rodney • Sora Olah as Margie • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Policewoman
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Bonfire of the Deities by Bill Demmery
Careful with that thunderbolt, Zeus!
Vox: Damien Bailey as Allah • Marc-André Bélair as Buddha and Vishnu • Bill Demmery as Yaweh • Dan Enright as Zeus • Chris Laursen as Thor • Andrew Kirkwood as Neptune • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Athena
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Length: 28:22 | 13.0 MB | 64kbps. |
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Episode 609: Earth to Turvey
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Earth to Turvey by Richard Hemphill
In this sequel to "Ochto, Warrior God of Praaaan" (which aired in Season Two on 23 January 2001), Florence Turvey, alien abductee, must find her way home after being returned to earth. This was a special request. Marg asked me to write a script that included one of her favourite characters, Florence Turvey, and CB radios. I recorded the voice of the waitress at the height of a really bad cold.
Vox: Bill Demmery as Trucker Longhaul • Dan Enright as Lawrence Turvey • Richard Hemphill as Baanaanaa and Coffee Shop Waittress • Andrew Kirkwood as Gaadaan and Big Rod Jumbo Pole • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Florence Turvey
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Length: 29:48 | 14.0 MB | 64kbps. |
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Episode 610: A Very Little Help from Our Friends
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(Un)Dead by Andrew Kirkwood
A straight guy stumbles into shelter as zombies roam the streets.
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Barley Kemp • Bill Demmery as Ashton Whyte • Dan Enright as Garfield Hunte • Richard Hemphill as News Announcer • Tonia Snow as Helen Highwater
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Microshaft Blah by Bill Demmery
Outsourced technical support for the product that does absolutely nothing.
Vox: Bill Demmery as Tech #2 • Juanita DeVos as Caller • Dan Enright as Announcer #1 • Richard Hemphill as Announcer #2 • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Tech #1
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Grief for Life by Dan Enright
Giving new meaning to "hitting the jackpot!"
Vox: Dan Enright as Dan • Richard Hemphill as Soldier • Andrew Kirkwood as Andrew • Tonia Snow as Wife • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Doctor Desdamona
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Length: 28:42 | 13.0 MB | 64kbps. |
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Episode 611: Full Throttle!
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Scourge of the Gatineau by Bill Demmery
It's mutiny when weekend swabs spot a coffee shop.
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Salty Bruce and Sloppy Jack • Bill Demmery as Hook and Officer #2 • Dan Enright as Shipwreck • Richard Hemphill as Jolly Richard and Officer #1 • Tonia Snow as Earring • Shalome Swinamer as Mandy Cannonbody • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Anemone
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Choking Hazard Barbie by Dan Enright
Introducing the little plastic bee-otch with hands of steel!
Vox: Damien Bailey as Announcer • Bill Demmery as Crusty Father • Dan Enright as Little Boy #3 • Richard Hemphill as Little Boy #1 • Andrew Kirkwood as Little Boy #2 • Tonia Snow as Little Girl • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Docile Mother and Flower
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The Silence of Pompeii by Andrew Kirkwood
A drunken painter's big exhibit.
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Dick Sharpe • Bill Demmery as Charles Fitzsimmons-Perley • Richard Hemphill as Guilliarmo Mamblissima • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Eloise Fanshawe-Thorne
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Length: 25:31 | 12.0 MB | 64kbps. |
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Episode 612: JAG-ED
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JAG-ED by Bill Demmery
In a spoof of a popular syndicated television series, a Canadian military lawyer investigates a payroll theft aboard a naval vessel.
Vox: Damien Bailey as Head of Air Group (HAG) • Marc-André Bélair as Comic Relief Spud • Bill Demmery as Judge Blunderbuss • Dan Enright as Announcer, Captain Wetwake and Pilot Winger • Richard Hemphill as Admiral Bullethead and Quartermaster • Andrew Kirkwood as Commander Harmless Rag • Tonia Snow as Paymaster Jessica James • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Floozie Advocate General (FAG)
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Length: 25:45 | 12.0 MB | 64kbps. |
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Episode 613: Send 'Em Up
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MasterSwipe #1 by Bill Demmery
Showin' off yer scars at the tavern for free drinks: priceless!
Vox: Bill Demmery as Announcer • Dan Enright as Hospital Announcer • Richard Hemphill as Bratty Kid #1 • Andrew Kirkwood as Bratty Kid #2 • Tonia Snow as Wife
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CSI: Wawa by Andrew Kirkwood
Fictional supermodel, Flower, is dead, and the killer is on the loose!
Vox: Damien Bailey as Warblick • Bill Demmery as Announcer, Hook, Husband and Yaweh • Dan Enright as Doc and Parrot • Richard Hemphill as Crass • Andrew Kirkwood as Grizzle • Sora Olah as Catherine and Janice • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Florence Turvey, Flower, Indira Mombira and Herself
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MasterSwipe #2 by Bill Demmery
Don't worry, don't worry--we'll plead Nakedus Corpuses!
Vox: Damien Bailey as Cosmetician • Marc-André Bélair as Pageant Clerk • Bill Demmery as Hairstylist • Dan Enright as Announcer, Customer and Maniac • Richard Hemphill as Salesman • Andrew Kirkwood as Lawyer • Tonia Snow as Saleswoman
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The Scottish Anti-Defamation League by Andrew Kirkwood
The Court of Civil Inanities is now in session!
Vox: Bill Demmery as Guru and Lama • Dan Enright as Heckler • Richard Hemphill as Bailiff and Judge Henri Maisonneuve • Andrew Kirkwood as Alistair MacDougall • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Diana Sinclair
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MasterSwipe #3 by Bill Demmery
Don't forget the safety ropes...
Vox: Damien Bailey as Salesman • Marc-André Bélair as Caver #2 • Bill Demmery as Curator • Richard Hemphill as Caver #1 and Rescuer • Andrew Kirkwood as Caver #1 • Tonia Snow as Announcer
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Length: 24:34 | 11.0 MB | 64kbps. |
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Episode 614: The Astounding Adventures of Invinc-O-Man 2005
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The Astounding Adventures of Invinc-O-Man 2005 by Richard Hemphill
Evil criminal Lester Beware ponders his last pummeling at the hands of the undefeatable superhero Invinc-O-Man. A future supermodel and huge fan of Beware's, Flower, seems to think she can undo Invinc-O-Man's invincibility. An adaptation of the original hour-long episode aired September 25, 2001.
Vox: Richard Hemphill as Lester Beware, Redundoboy and Announcer • Chris Laursen as Invinc-O-Man and Onion • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Flower and Video Store Clerk
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Length: 29:38 | 13.0 MB | 64kbps. |
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Episode 615: Robber Girl
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Robber Girl by Richard Hemphill
Serial bank robber, Helena Montana, can't seem to get any credit for her work; probably because she's a girl. An adaptation of the original hour-long episode aired April 2, 2002.
Vox: Tamara Beaudoin as Helena Montana • Marc-André Bélair as Teller, Policeman, Meter Maid and Carlita • Dan Enright as Guy, Ginger Beware and Policeman • Richard Hemphill as Mother, Waiter, Reporter and Teller • Chris Laursen as Esophaga, Policeman and Teller
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Length: 27:10 | 12.0 MB | 64kbps. |
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Episode 616: Take a Pill!
Aired April 20, 2005
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Ritalin for Husbands by Bill Demmery
Are you having trouble with your husband?
Vox: Bill Demmery as Husband • Andrew Kirkwood as Announcer • Tonia Snow as Wife
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Tardzan: Lord of the Boardroom by Bill Demmery
Our ape-brained hero interviews for the CEO's chair.
Vox: Damien Bailey as Bruce from Accounting • Bill Demmery as Hook • Dan Enright as Super God • Richard Hemphill as Tardzan • Tonia Snow as Jessica Janeman and Secretary • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Flower
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Length: 25:23 | 11.0 MB | 64kbps. |
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Episode 617: The Taming of the West
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The Taming of the West by Richard Hemphill
Fleeing an Eskimo vendetta, the Stranger family arrives in the West where they find new love and a spiritual awakening.
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Whosit • Bill Demmery as Zachadoodoo • Juanita DeVos as Sister Mary Whatever • Dan Enright as Nanooky • Andrew Kirkwood as Jethrodiah • Richard Hemphill as the Stranger • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Ravina Kapoor
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Length: 29:29 | 13.0 MB | 64kbps. |
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Episode 618: The Case of the Junior Sleuths
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The Case of the Junior Sleuths by Richard Hemphill
When Professor Octopus is fingered by the Smarmy Boys for a crime he didn't commit, Nancy Shrew and Leroy Mauve team up to frame young Frank--who just happens to be the real killer.
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Leroy Mauve • Bill Demmery as Inspector Harvest and Joe Smarmy • Richard Hemphill as Professor Octopus, Fenton Smarmy, Gertrude Smarmy and Prison Guard • Andrew Kirkwood as Frank Smarmy • Tonia Snow as Nancy Shrew • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Laura Smarmy and Iola Mortar
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Length: 27:33 | 12.0 MB | 64kbps. |
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Episode 619: Idolatry
Aired May 4, 2005
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Poetry Idol by Bill Demmery
Who's the best poet in Canada? Let's find out! Yeah-all-right!
Vox: Bill Demmery as Kyle • Dan Enright as Dragunspoon and Ethelwyn • Richard Hemphill as Rodney and Steve • Andrew Kirkwood as Ben Muldooney • Tonia Snow as Allspice and Cassandarina • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Bliss
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IOU Direct #01 by Bill Demmery
Give us your money.
Vox: Bill Demmery as IOU Banker Guy
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Maid Service by Bill Demmery and Tonia Snow
Cleaning can be fun!
Vox: Andrew Kirkwood as Simon Wussy • Tonia Snow as Gretchen Kurdbottom
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Length: 28:06 | 13.0 MB | 64kbps. |
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Episode 620: Calling In
Aired May 11, 2005
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Ed and Emily by Dan Enright
When the automated attendant isn't so automated after all.
Vox: Damien Bailey as Caller • Richard Hemphill as Greeting Voice • Andrew Kirkwood as Ed • Tonia Snow as Monica • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Emily
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Heaving Desires by Dan Enright
A newscaster creatively hawks his new novel.
Vox: Dan Enright as Danny Scone and Mayor Chiarelli
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Length: 28:30 | 13.0 MB | 64kbps. |
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Episode 621: Canadian Trike
Aired May 18, 2005
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Canadian Trike by Bill Demmery
The crew at Lanark County Trikes put together a custom tricycle for a celebrity kid, while fighting, playing and drinking enormous quantities of Mountain Dew.
Vox: Bill Demmery as Billy • Richard Hemphill as Seamus • Andrew Kirkwood as Agent and Pete Jr. • Tonia Snow as Niece and Stunt Double • Shalome Swinamer as Announcer • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Alannis • Dave Wade as Pete Sr.
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Length: 28:58 | 13.0 MB | 64kbps. |
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Episode 622: Night of the Living Fudd 2005
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Night of the Living Fudd 2005 by Richard Hemphill
A Giant Fuddhead lurks within the forest!
Vox: Bill Demmery as Jurgis and Fuddhead • Juanita DeVos as Carlita and Narrator • Richard Hemphill as Anton and Duke • Tonia Snow as Uke and Zekefudd • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Leonid
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Length: 29:58 | 14.0 MB | 64kbps. |
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Episode 623: Season Six Finale
Aired June 1, 2005
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Madness in the Morning by Bill Demmery
A radio morning show goes off the rails.
Vox: Bill Demmery as Steve • Jennifer Farr as Chopper Penelope • Richard Hemphill as Mike
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The One-Tonne Challenge by Bill Demmery and Marg Tannahill-Wade
The operative word here is "retaaaaaarded!"
Vox: Bill Demmery as Rick Mercer • Jennifer Farr as Passerby #2 • Richard Hemphill as Passerby #1 • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Passerby #3
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Candida and Geneva at the Wax Museum by Richard Hemphill
Wax dummies are poor conversationalists.
Vox: Tonia Snow as Candida • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Geneva
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Not One Bit Funny by Bill Demmery
A touching computer love story.
Vox: Richard Hemphill as Man • Tonia Snow as Woman
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Facing Your Mortality by Richard Hemphill
VasculocranialhypoleukoWHAT? Ginger Beware conducts a terminal interview.
Vox: Dan Enright as Ginger Beware • Andrew Kirkwood as Ewen McEwen
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A Visit from the Tooth Fairy by Richard Hemphill
Tooth Fairy hiring standards have gone wayyy down!
Vox: Bill Demmery as the Tooth Fairy • Richard Hemphill as Little Kid
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Schwartz on Forts by Bill Demmery
The intrepid Mike Schwartz is on a mission to repair shoddy treehouse jobs!
Vox: Bill Demmery as Mike Schwartz • Jennifer Farr as Officer #1 • Richard Hemphill as Angry Father and Little Kid • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Announcer, Old Lady and Officer #2
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Length: 28:00 | 13.0 MB | 64kbps. |
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