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Episode 701: Random Acts of Weirdness
Aired October 5, 2005
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O Train at Twelve O'Clock by Bill Demmery
Try not to breathe that diesel exhaust!
Vox: Bill Demmery as Hijacker • Andrew Kirkwood as Sidney • Richard Hemphill as Conductor, Lt. Sanchez and Pilot • Tonia Snow as Stewardess • Shalome Swinamer as Janice
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IOU Direct #02 by Bill Demmery
A mugger doesn't stand a chance against the IOU Direct banker guy.
Vox: Bill Demmery as IOU Banker Guy • Richard Hemphill as Mugger • Tonia Snow as Little Kid • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Voiceover
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Drive-Through Drivel by Bill Demmery
What the heck did she just say?
Vox: Bill Demmery as Customer #1 and Customer #3 • Richard Hemphill as Honey • Tonia Snow as Customer #2 • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Clerk and Dear
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Skippy's Radio Blog by Bill Demmery
Young Skippy skips his meds and goes on the air!
Vox: Bill Demmery as Voiceover • Richard Hemphill as Skippy • Tonia Snow as Beatrice • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Mom
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Length: 29:30 | 13.0 MB | 64kbps. |
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Episode 702: Star Power Princess
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Star Power Princess by Richard Hemphill
Newly invested with super powers, Princess Star-Anise travels to the South-Eastern Provinces with her tubercular chipmunk to do battle with her father's sworn enemy, General Tsao, who turns out not to be quite as evil as expected.
Vox: Bill Demmery as King Pow and Pucker • Dan Enright as General Tsao • Richard Hemphill as Sorceror, Jimmy-Page and Doctor Mu-Shu • Nancy Kenny as Princess Star Anise • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Narrator and Ptomaine
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Length: 26:05 | 12.0 MB | 64kbps. |
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Episode 703: Murder Most Stinky
Aired November 16, 2005
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Murder Most Stinky 2005 by Richard Hemphill
The body of billionaire philanthrophobe, Muck McMicmac, is discovered in the bathroom of his mansion. Detective Madison Wisconsin tries to figure out whodunit, but his suspects keep dying. The original hour-long version of this show aired in Season Two of Remote Planet (13 March 2001). I adapted that script for the stage in 2002.
Vox: Bill Demmery as Mac McMicmac and Mark McMicmac • Richard Hemphill as Madison Wisconsin and Waddles • Nancy Kenny as Lizzie-Borden McMicMac • Tonia Snow as Secretary, Mixie McMicmac and Maxine McMicmac • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Monique McMicmac
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Length: 28:36 | 13.0 MB | 64kbps. |
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Episode 704: The Trial of Catatonia La Veuve
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The Trial of Catatonia La Veuve by Richard Hemphill
Eleven-time widow, Catatonia La Veuve, defends herself in court
Vox: Bill Demmery as Lincoln Nebraska and District Attorney • Richard Hemphill as Obnoxious Man and Bailiff • Nancy Kenny as Catatonia La Veuve • Tonia Snow as Judge
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Length: 26:52 | 15.0 MB | 64kbps. |
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Episode 705: Thoroughly Modern Prometheus
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Thoroughly Modern Prometheus by Richard Hemphill
Mad scientist, Lester Beware builds a monster that doesn't quite turn out as expected
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Monster, Professor Maelstrom and Policeman • Bill Demmery as Onion and Doctor Wicked • Richard Hemphill as Lester Beware • Joan Peterson as Beulah Beware
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Length: 29:04 | 13.0 MB | 64kbps. |
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Episode 706: Dark side of the Disaster
Aired November 23, 2005
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Honest Ted's Funeral Fun Factory by Dan Enright
Honest Ted puts the fun back into funerals!
Vox: Bill Demmery as Honest Ted, Teen Dude and Pirate • Richard Hemphill as Mourning Man and Preacher • Tonia Snow as Little Girl and Raver Girl • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Old Lady
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Hook and Hooker by Bill Demmery and Tonia Snow
Hook's eternal quest for a smoke leads to misunderstandings with a lady of the evening. Arrr!
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Hooker • Bill Demmery as Hook
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Day of Disasters by Bill Demmery
Social commentary inspired by a real evening's news roundup on CNN.
Vox: Bill Demmery as Chucky Queen, Steve Stevenson and Voiceover • Richard Hemphill as Mark Rooker and Mike Lewis • Tonia Snow as Andrea Andrews • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Paula Zoom
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Open-Captioned Miming by Bill Demmery
An audio street mime performance with simultaneous Morse Code captions.
Vox: Bill Demmery as Heckler #2 • Richard Hemphill as Commentator and Poco the Mime • Tonia Snow as Voiceover • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Heckler #1
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Length: 28:13 | 13.0 MB | 64kbps. |
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Episode 707: The Adventures of Dirty Sanchez
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The Adventures of Dirty Sanchez by Richard Hemphill
Jose Jimenez launches a campaign to rid the airwaves of that affront to Mexican dignity: the animated cartoon character, Dirty Sanchez.
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Jose Jimenez • Bill Demmery as Dirty Sanchez and Manuel Obraderas • Richard Hemphill as Inspector, Pepe, el Presidente and Caca Fuente • Andrew Kirkwood as a Cop • Marg Tannahill-Wade as a Cop, Papilloma Jimenez and Director • Jenny Webster as Announcer
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Length: 26:04 | 12.0 MB | 64kbps. |
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Episode 708: Ballistery
Aired December 12, 2005
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Ballistery by Richard Hemphill
The squirrel kingdom declares war on the human inhabitants of this planet, one human at a time
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Doctor Pfeffer • Bill Demmery as Brandon Manitoba, General Peanut and Colonel Yamhead • Richard Hemphill as Almond and Egads Eureka • Nancy Kenny as King Macadamia • Tonia Snow as Announcer, Pandora and Agent Cashew
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Length: 27:02 | 12.0 MB | 64kbps. |
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Episode 709: Merry Frickin' Xmas
Aired December 14, 2005
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Santa Claus Is Running This Town by Bill Demmery
Santa Claus hires some muscle to help with 'donations' at the Toy Parade. Tooth Fairy subplot shamelessly appropriated from Richard Hemphill.
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Max Kreeping • Bill Demmery as Vito Chiarelli • Richard Hemphill as Fire Chief Woody Burns • Tonia Snow as Little Suzie • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Verma Celli • Dave Wade as Santa Claus
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The Remote Before Christmas by Bill Demmery and Tonia Snow
Cheesy Yuletide studio poetry.
Vox: Bill Demmery as Himself • Tonia Snow as Herself
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Length: 28:51 | 13.0 MB | 64kbps. |
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Episode 710: As the Pole Turns 2005
Aired December 21, 2005
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As the Pole Turns 2005 by Richard Hemphill
Poor Santa Claus and the residents of the North Pole are thrown into melodramatic mayhem when Rudolph's alcoholism and Mrs. Claus' infidelity surface during the Christmas season. Featuring seasonal old school hip hop classics. A re-editing of the original hour-long classic from Season Three.
Vox: Richard Hemphill as Dr. Nudo, Elf Two, Jeffy, Lester Beware, Mandrake, Phone Voice and Vlad • Chris Laursen as Elf One, Onion and Santa Claus • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Mrs. Claus and Sammy • Shalome Swinamer as Soap Voice, Trixie and Wilma • Rachel Tannahill as Vienna de Beauchampignon
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Length: 29:35 | 13.0 MB | 64kbps. |
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Episode 711: This Is Neverland
Aired January 11, 2006
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Elvis and Michael by Dan Enright
The confused adventures of a very bad Elvis impersonator.
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Fireman and Michael Jackson • Bill Demmery as Elvis • Richard Hemphill as Manager and Priest • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Nurse • Jenny Webster as Cashier
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Honest Ted's Funeral Fun Factory by Dan Enright
First aired in Episode #706
Honest Ted puts the fun back into funerals!
Vox: Bill Demmery as Honest Ted, Teen Dude and Pirate • Richard Hemphill as Mourning Man and Preacher • Tonia Snow as Little Girl and Raver Girl • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Old Lady
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Limited Power by Dan Enright
A motivational lecture on how to conserve your limited power.
Vox: Bill Demmery as Cue Announcer • Richard Hemphill as Anthony Robbins
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Length: 29:14 | 27.0 MB | 128kbps. |
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Episode 712: Muhahahaha!
Aired January 18, 2006
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Lockout Loco by Bill Demmery
A laid-off hockey broadcaster goes nuts during the lockout and starts calling life as a play-by-play.
Vox: Juanita DeVos as Wilson • Bill Demmery as Bob Cool • Richard Hemphill as Chris Cutthroat and Stevie Cool • Tonia Snow as Helen Cool • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Edna and Tracy Cool
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Dan's First Day by Bill Demmery
Our beloved Dan Enright's first day of work in bustling Vancouver, duuude...
Vox: Bill Demmery as Dan Enright • Richard Hemphill as Rodney Dude • Tonia Snow as Kaitlyn • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Sky
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Happy Brand Kitchen Bags by Bill Demmery
How to deal with handsome, silver-tongued devils leaping through your kitchen window.
Vox: Bill Demmery as Man from Happy • Richard Hemphill as Voiceover • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Housewife
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Dan's Rant: Banks by Bill Demmery and Dan Enright
A message from Canada's chartered banks. This will teach Dan not to goof around during sound checks.
Vox: Bill Demmery as Voiceover • Dan Enright as Maniac
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Dan's Rant: Cellphone Providers by Bill Demmery and Dan Enright
A message from Canada's cellphone providers. This will teach Dan not to goof around during sound checks.
Vox: Bill Demmery as Voiceover • Dan Enright as Maniac
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Dan's Rant: Conservative Party by Bill Demmery and Dan Enright
A message from the Conservative Party. This will teach Dan not to goof around during sound checks.
Vox: Bill Demmery as Voiceover • Dan Enright as Maniac
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Dan's Rant: Oil Industry by Bill Demmery and Dan Enright
A message from the Canada's oil industry. This will teach Dan not to goof around during sound checks.
Vox: Bill Demmery as Voiceover • Dan Enright as Maniac
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Dan's Rant: Recording Industry by Bill Demmery and Dan Enright
A message from the recording industry. This will teach Dan not to goof around during sound checks.
Vox: Bill Demmery as Voiceover • Dan Enright as Maniac
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Length: 28:30 | 13.0 MB | 64kbps. |
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Episode 713: Blasphemy at the Speed of Radio
Aired January 25, 2006
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Blind Date Hell by Tonia Snow
"He has a speech impediment and smells slightly of faeces..."
Vox: Nancy Kenny as Diane • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Emily
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My God Is Better than Your God by Bill Demmery
Kids, fight your own battles!
Vox: Bill Demmery as Johnny • Richard Hemphill as Jeffy • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Allah • Dave Wade as God
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PopeMan! by Bill Demmery and Tonia Snow
The Divine Duo, PopeMan and Cardinal, battle the evil Pontius Pirate in the feel-good blasphemy of the year!
Vox: Bill Demmery as Benedict and PopeMan • Richard Hemphill as Cardinal, Commissioner Corleone, Pontius Pirate and Voiceover • Tonia Snow as an Angel and AltarGirl • Marg Tannahill-Wade as an Angel, Paula Zoom and PopePuter • Shalome Swinamer as a Henchswab
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G.I.J.P.II by Bill Demmery and Tonia Snow
Buy the new action figure!
Vox: Bill Demmery as J.P.II, Little Billy and Voiceover • Richard Hemphill as Little Johnny and Satan • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Mom
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Super God by Chris Laursen
First aired in Episode #503
God is challenged by a megalomaniac who claims to be Super God.
Vox: Bill Demmery as God • Dan Enright as Super God • Chris Laursen as St. Peter
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Length: 29:30 | 13.0 MB | 64kbps. |
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Episode 714: The Diary of Saliva-Jane
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The Diary of Saliva-Jane by Richard Hemphill
Vindictive tween, Saliva-Jane Moxon, exacts elaborate revenge on her sworn enemy, Penny Nickels
Vox: Bill Demmery as Jason Chambers • Richard Hemphill as Narrator and several students at the end • James MacFarlane as Home Room Teacher, Mister Metadente and several students at the end • Carla Parchelo as Miss Driver and Miss Romproust • Tonia Snow as Penny Nickels • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Saliva-Jane Moxon
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Length: 29:06 | 13.0 MB | 64kbps. |
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Episode 715: Land of the Large
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Land of the Large by Richard Hemphill
June 12, 1983. While travelling in their rocket ship through outer space, the crew and passengers of suborbital flight 612, bound for London, hit an icy patch and are thrown off course through a space warp that takes them to a planet where everything is just about twice as big as it is on earth.
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Narrator, Todd Maggot and Guy at Ground Control • Bill Demmery as Doctor Mabuse • Richard Hemphill as Captain Lars Maggot • Nancy Kenny as Tammy • Chris Smiley as Professor Hijiki Takemoto • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Janex Maggot
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Length: 28:53 | 13.0 MB | 64kbps. |
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Episode 716: Mad, Madder, Maddest
Aired February 1, 2006
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Mad, Madder, Maddest by Richard Hemphill
Mad scientist, Lester Beware, travels to the Global Symposium on Evil, where he encounters his nemesis, madwoman Pandemonia Poppenfrisch, and meets a new admirer.
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Professor Maelstrom • Bill Demmery as Onion and Doctor Wicked • Richard Hemphill as Lester Beware • Nancy Kenny as Pandemonia Poppenfrisch • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Carbunka • Tonia Snow as everyone else
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Length: 29:14 | 13.0 MB | 64kbps. |
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Episode 717: The Story of Snow White
Aired February 22, 2006
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The Story of Snow White by Richard Hemphill
Little Jeffy's uncle reads him another unconventional version of a traditional fairy tale. In this retelling of the story of Snow White, the heroine is dim, the dwarves are self-serving, the magic mirror is uppity, and the charming Prince is kinky. At least the evil Queen remains true to form. But, really, why so much fuss about one missing white girl? Easter Egg: Listen for the sound of jackhammers in the background. While we were taping this episode, the construction crews working on the renovations to the University Centre, which houses the CKCU studios, started to kick it into high gear.
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Magic Mirror, the Queen's Huntsman, the Feng Shui dwarf, the French dwarf and the on-air caller • Bill Demmery as the anxious hunter, the dwarf who's done time, the prissy dwarf and Prince Charming • Richard Hemphill as Narrator, the little boy named Jeffy, the dwarf called Schlomo and the television announcer • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Snow White, the evil Queen, Serpentina and the television interviewer
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Length: 28:30 | 13.0 MB | 64kbps. |
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Episode 718: Smoke Trails
Aired March 1, 2006
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WestJet #1 by Bill Demmery and Roy Demmery
He's not just desperate for a date, he's an airline owner!
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Bob • Bill Demmery as Voiceover • Richard Hemphill as Dad • Tonia Snow as Sally • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Mom
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CanJet #1 by Bill Demmery and Roy Demmery
Look out, Canada 3000!
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Ticket Agent • Richard Hemphill as Pilot • Tonia Snow as Stewardess • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Passenger
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Air Canada #1-#2-#3 by Bill Demmery and Tonia Snow
Fly the impersonal skies...
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Ticket Agent and Passenger #3 • Richard Hemphill as Announcer, Baggage Clerk and Steward • Tonia Snow as Passenger #2 • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Passenger #1
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Public Participation Winterlude by Bill Demmery
Budget cutbacks can be fun!
Vox: Bill Demmery as Mayor Chiarelli • Richard Hemphill as Councillor Cullen • Tonia Snow as Councillor Feltmate • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Councillor Harder
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Length: 25:00 | 11.0 MB | 64kbps. |
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Episode 719: Do You Smell Something?
Aired March 8, 2006
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The New Guy by Bill Demmery and Shalome Swinamer
Haysoos pays a visit to the new Pope.
Vox: Bill Demmery as Pope Benedict • Richard Hemphill as Camerlengo • Shalome Swinamer as Haysoos
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The Rectal Muffler by Tonia Snow
D'you smell cherries?
Vox: Bill Demmery as Nerdy Guy • Richard Hemphill as Announcer • Tonia Snow as Tired Lady and Supermodel
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As the Cyclone Turns by Bill Demmery
2005's busy hurricane season explained in layman's terms.
Vox: Bill Demmery as Yaweh • Dan Enright as Zeus • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Paula Zoom
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DIY by Tonia Snow
Why men think of hardware stores asir turf.
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Clerk • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Customer
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Dan's Visit East by Bill Demmery
Our beloved Dan comes for a quick visit from bustling Vancouver.
Vox: Bill Demmery as Himself • Dan Enright as Himself • Richard Hemphill as Himself • Tonia Snow as Herself • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Herself • Dave Wade as Himself
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Length: 27:39 | 13.0 MB | 64kbps. |
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Episode 720: The Three Bears and Other Stories
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Aunt Dragonia by Richard Hemphill
First aired in Episode #333
Jeffy tries to extort toys out of his mother's girlfriend.
Vox: Richard Hemphill as Jeffy • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Aunt Dragonia
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The Three Bears 2005 by Richard Hemphill
Goldilocks and Rustilocks break into the cottage of the dysfunctional bear family.
Vox: Dan Enright as Papa Bear • Richard Hemphill as Narrator and Mama Bear • Chris Laursen as Child and Baby Bear • Shalome Swinamer as Rustilocks • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Goldilocks
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Heart of Praaan by Richard Hemphill
Ochto, Warrior God of Praaaaan goes to the Antiques Roadshow to determine the worth of a human heart.
Vox: Richard Hemphill as Ochto and Warrior God of Praaan • Chris Laursen as Antiques Appraiser • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Announcer
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Length: 26:56 | 12.0 MB | 64kbps. |
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Episode 721: The Dinner Guests who Came to Dinner
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The Dinner Guests who Came to Dinner 2006 by Richard Hemphill
Augusta and Macon Georgia invite potential business partner Montgomery Alabama and his wife Mobile over for dinner. Mobile, not permitted to drink liquids because of a precarious physiological balance, gets into the wine, and belligerence ensues. First aired August 7, 2001.
Vox: Richard Hemphill as Macon Georgia, Mobile Alabama and Waddles • Chris Laursen as Augusta Georgia and Montgomery Alabama
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Length: 27:22 | 12.0 MB | 64kbps. |
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Episode 722: Mercer Me!
Aired March 15, 2006
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Always Wired on Tim Hortons by Bill Demmery
Dear ol' Dad's had one too many.
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Lou • Bill Demmery as Dad • Richard Hemphill as Son
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Stalking Rick Mercer by Bill Demmery and Tonia Snow
Tonia's obsession exposed!
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Michael • Bill Demmery as Rick Mercer • Richard Hemphill as Justice Gomery and Kermit • Tonia Snow as Tonia • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Alice
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The Merely Malevolent Doctor by Bill Demmery
Chillingly benign comedy.
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Max Kreeping and Paperboy • Richard Hemphill as Doctor Ominosa • Tonia Snow as Nurse • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Patient
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Snort-Rite by Bill Demmery
Some men just ain't comfortable at the pharmacy.
Vox: Richard Hemphill as Man • Tonia Snow as Clerk • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Woman
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The One-Tonne Challenge by Bill Demmery and Marg Tannahill-Wade
First aired in Episode #623
The operative word here is "retaaaaaarded!"
Vox: Bill Demmery as Rick Mercer • Jennifer Farr as Passerby #2 • Richard Hemphill as Passerby #1 • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Passerby #3
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Length: 27:13 | 12.0 MB | 64kbps. |
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Episode 723: Sanguina, Countess of Blood
Aired March 22, 2006
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Sanguina, Countess of Blood by Richard Hemphill
Some pesky kids stumble upon the castle of the queen of all the vampires. But why, even in the presence of two juicy young boys, is the Countess of Blood having so much trouble, you know... getting fang?
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Punt • Bill Demmery as Dondo • Richard Hemphill as Rumpquest • Nancy Kenny as Sanguina • Tonia Snow as Viola • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Pepper
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Length: 26:06 | 12.0 MB | 64kbps. |
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Episode 724: Squeak, Woof, Freeze!
Aired March 29, 2006
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Squeak! by Dan Enright
Catch the hazy new craze that's sweeping Vancouver!
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as British Chap • Bill Demmery as Mayor Cliffy • Richard Hemphill as Announcer and Stoned Dude
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It's a Dog's Life by Tonia Snow
Two canine denizens catch up on recent events.
Vox: Bill Demmery as Rex • Richard Hemphill as Max
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My Day by Bill Demmery
Lottery winners can have bad days, too.
Vox: Tonia Snow as Lise • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Sam
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Law and Order: Regular Victims by Bill Demmery and Shalome Swinamer
Mandy and Tulip swap cop tales.
Vox: Richard Hemphill as Announcer, Barney and Crazy Preacher • Shalome Swinamer as Mandy Goodbody and Taxi Driver • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Tulip Blooms
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Equal Opportunity Bigot by Tonia Snow
Offense is in the selective eye of the beholder.
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Joe • Richard Hemphill as Bubba-Cooter
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Kanata 9-1-1, Episode #01 by Bill Demmery
A terrorising tale from the mean streets of Kanata.
Vox: Bill Demmery as Caller • Nancy Kenny as Operator • Tonia Snow as Announcer
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Length: 27:55 | 13.0 MB | 64kbps. |
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Episode 725: The Story of Snow White
Aired February 22, 2006
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The Story of Snow White by Richard Hemphill
First aired in Episode #717
Little Jeffy's uncle reads him another unconventional version of a traditional fairy tale. In this retelling of the story of Snow White, the heroine is dim, the dwarves are self-serving, the magic mirror is uppity, and the charming Prince is kinky. At least the evil Queen remains true to form. But, really, why so much fuss about one missing white girl? Easter Egg: Listen for the sound of jackhammers in the background. While we were taping this episode, the construction crews working on the renovations to the University Centre, which houses the CKCU studios, started to kick it into high gear.
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Magic Mirror, the Queen's Huntsman, the Feng Shui dwarf, the French dwarf and the on-air caller • Bill Demmery as the anxious hunter, the dwarf who's done time, the prissy dwarf and Prince Charming • Richard Hemphill as Narrator, the little boy named Jeffy, the dwarf called Schlomo and the television announcer • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Snow White, the evil Queen, Serpentina and the television interviewer
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Length: 28:30 | 13.0 MB | 64kbps. |
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Episode 726: Olden Times
Aired April 12, 2006
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A Brief History of CKCU by Bill Demmery
A tongue-in-cheek look back at the history of CKCU.
Vox: Bill Demmery as Narrator #4 • Richard Hemphill as Narrator #2 and Chopper • Tonia Snow as Narrator #1 • Shalome Swinamer as Narrator #3
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Canadian Tireless by Marc-André Bélair
The jobless Canadian Tire couple ask an Italian Don for help.
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Waiter • Bill Demmery as Ted • Richard Hemphill as Don Fettuccine • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Gloria
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Happily Ever After by Tonia Snow
Have you ever wondered what happens after the fairy tale ends? 'Beauty and 'Rella get together and dish!
Vox: Nancy Kenny as Cinderella • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Sleeping Beauty
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The Federal Department of Comedy by Bill Demmery
An idea so stupid it could happen.
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Pierre • Bill Demmery as Mike • Richard Hemphill as Steve and Announcer • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Cathy
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Length: 26:58 | 12.0 MB | 64kbps. |
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Episode 727: Ballistery
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Ballistery by Richard Hemphill
First aired in Episode #708
The squirrel kingdom declares war on the human inhabitants of this planet, one human at a time
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Doctor Pfeffer • Bill Demmery as Brandon Manitoba, General Peanut and Colonel Yamhead • Richard Hemphill as Almond and Egads Eureka • Nancy Kenny as King Macadamia • Tonia Snow as Announcer, Pandora and Agent Cashew
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Length: 27:02 | 12.0 MB | 64kbps. |
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Episode 728: Temporarily Dead
Aired April 26, 2006
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Unseasonal Disorder by Bill Demmery
What's your favourite season?
Vox: Dan Enright as He • Tonia Snow as She
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Temporarily Yours by Tonia Snow
Temp agency terror.
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Candidate • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Recruiter
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Paging Death by Bill Demmery
The Grim Reaper finds himself hamstrung by technology.
Vox: Bill Demmery as Jim • Dan Enright as Death • Tonia Snow as Karen
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Kanata 9-1-1, Episode #02 by Bill Demmery
More gritty drama from the mean streets of Kanata.
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Animal Psychologist • Richard Hemphill as Caller • Nancy Kenny as Cop • Tonia Snow as Announcer • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Operator
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Length: 26:53 | 12.0 MB | 64kbps. |
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Episode 729: Idol Idiocy
Aired May 3, 2006
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Point Spread by Bill Demmery
Will little Wayne become a big hockey star? You bet!
Vox: Bill Demmery as Wayne • Richard Hemphill as Ricky • Tonia Snow as Janet
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Poetry Idol by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #619
Who's the best poet in Canada? Let's find out! Yeah-all-right!
Vox: Bill Demmery as Kyle • Dan Enright as Dragunspoon and Ethelwyn • Richard Hemphill as Rodney and Steve • Andrew Kirkwood as Ben Muldooney • Tonia Snow as Allspice and Cassandarina • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Bliss
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Test Drive by Bill Demmery
A young couple rehearse the future of their marriage.
Vox: Richard Hemphill as He • Shalome Swinamer as She
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Length: 27:29 | 12.0 MB | 64kbps. |
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Episode 730: Trump This, Bitch
Aired May 10, 2006
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Kanata 9-1-1, Episode #03 by Bill Demmery
Trapped in an SUV, surrounded by ice in the bank parking lot!
Vox: Richard Hemphill as Caller • Shalome Swinamer as Operator • Tonia Snow as Announcer
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The Apprentice: Tardzan by Bill Demmery
Pitch business idea, Tardzan trash, you fired. Got it?
Vox: Bill Demmery as Joe Schmoinsky and Donald Trump • Dan Enright as Super God • Richard Hemphill as Tardzan • Tonia Snow as Su Mi • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Announcer and Martha Stewart
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The Girls of the U.N. by Bill Demmery
People say that if women ruled the world, war would become a thing of the past...
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Japan • Dan Enright as Secretary-General • Richard Hemphill as France • Tonia Snow as Canada and Germany • Marg Tannahill-Wade as India and United States
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Length: 30:16 | 14.0 MB | 64kbps. |
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Episode 731: Land of the Large
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Land of the Large by Richard Hemphill
First aired in Episode #715
June 12, 1983. While travelling in their rocket ship through outer space, the crew and passengers of suborbital flight 612, bound for London, hit an icy patch and are thrown off course through a space warp that takes them to a planet where everything is just about twice as big as it is on earth.
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Narrator, Todd Maggot and Guy at Ground Control • Bill Demmery as Doctor Mabuse • Richard Hemphill as Captain Lars Maggot • Nancy Kenny as Tammy • Chris Smiley as Professor Hijiki Takemoto • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Janex Maggot
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Length: 28:53 | 13.0 MB | 64kbps. |
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Episode 732: Spoofballs
Aired May 24, 2006
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Kanata 9-1-1, Episode #04 by Bill Demmery
An evil Downtowner forces an innocent Blackberry-thumbing Kanata driver to rear-end him.
Vox: Richard Hemphill as Operator • Shalome Swinamer as Caller • Tonia Snow as Announcer
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Man About Town by Tonia Snow
Street interviews turn ugly on the Q Channel.
Vox: Bill Demmery as Random Man • Richard Hemphill as Burt Doodley • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Random Woman
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Popsi-Cola #1 by Bill Demmery
A sentimental look back at Dear Old Mom.
Vox: Bill Demmery as Announcer and Landscaping Boss • Dan Enright as Guy • Tonia Snow as Mom
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The Making of Remote Planet by Bill Demmery
A behind-the-scenes look at the production of a Remote Planet episode!
Vox: Bill Demmery as Himself • Richard Hemphill as Himself • Tonia Snow as Herself • Shalome Swinamer as Herself
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Popsi-Cola #2 by Bill Demmery
Memorable 80's music turns morning commuters into street dancers!
Vox: Dan Enright as Guy • Richard Hemphill as Announcer • Tonia Snow as Gal
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Kanata 9-1-1, Episode #05 by Bill Demmery
Gripping suspense as a non-Kanatan infiltrates the Sensplex!
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Officer Kyle Wazooski • Richard Hemphill as Operator • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Caller • Tonia Snow as Announcer
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The Drunken Bastard Review by Bill Demmery
A cheeky salute to the wonderful show which follows Remote Planet at 5pm.
Vox: Bill Demmery as Bastard #3 • Dan Enright as Ticket Clerk • Richard Hemphill as Bastard #1 • Dave Wade as Bastard #2 • Tonia Snow as Announcer
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Length: 26:45 | 12.0 MB | 64kbps. |
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Episode 733: Season Seven Finale
Aired May 31, 2006
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Thanks 4 Asking by Richard Hemphill
A young man breaks the news to his parents: he's... Super.
Vox: Bill Demmery as Son • Richard Hemphill as Dad • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Mom
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Finders Keepers by Tonia Snow
Dog poop, a gold nugget, and a three-way dispute over ownership.
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Policeman • Richard Hemphill as Passerby • Tonia Snow as Little Suzie • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Little Becky
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Good Clean Innocent Fun Poker Party Dot-Net by Bill Demmery
Learn how to lose your life's savings through online gambling!
Vox: Bill Demmery as Announcer #2 • Richard Hemphill as Announcer #1 and Addictionations Counsellor • Tonia Snow as Gambler #2 • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Gambler #1 • Dave Wade as Gambler #3
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Sponsored by Acme by Bill Demmery
A community events calendar from the year 2011.
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Announcer #2 • Richard Hemphill as Announcer #1 • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Announcer #3
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Candida and Geneva On the Street by Richard Hemphill
Candida and Geneva play Whore/Not Whore on the streets of Vanier.
Vox: Bill Demmery as Creepy Guy • Tonia Snow as Candida • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Geneva
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The Drunken Master Baiter Review by Bill Demmery
Another cheeky salute to the Drunken Master Review, which follows Remote Planet at 5pm.
Vox: Bill Demmery as Baiter #3 • Dan Enright as Baiter #2 • Richard Hemphill as Baiter #1 • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Announcer
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Length: 22:44 | 10.0 MB | 64kbps. |
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