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Episode 901: Season Nine Premiere: Goin' fer da Jug'lar!
Aired October 3, 2007
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Choker Express by Bill Demmery
They're not really chokers, but they slept well last night.
Vox: Bill Demmery as Reporter • Richard Hemphill as Alfie • Tonia Snow as Voiceover
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Heritage Moment #1 by Bill Demmery
The Kitchen Party: a proud part of our heritage.
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Monsieur McGillicuddy • Bill Demmery as Kermit and Mary • Richard Hemphill as Jean-Edouarde and Paulis • Tonia Snow as Thelma and Voiceover
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Kanata 9-1-1, Episode #14 by Bill Demmery
A sprained ankle in Uncivilised Territory has the crew scrambling to track down an absent-minded Kanatan.
Vox: Richard Hemphill as OnStar Voice • Nancy Kenny as Wife • Carla Parchelo as Operator • Richard Parks as Caller • Tonia Snow as Announcer
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Red December by Bill Demmery
Last year, the Russians tried to steal the North Pole. They hadn't counted on Santa.
Vox: Bill Demmery as Announcer, Captain, Crewman, Arms Dealer, Elf, Herbie and Santa Claus
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Flight of the Dildo by Bill Demmery
Why Newfoundland will never have a space program.
Vox: Bill Demmery as Announcer and Technician • Juanita DeVos as CAPCOM • Richard Hemphill as Cleetus and Seamus • Tonia Snow as Pearl • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Tatiana
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Length: 24:11 | 5.7 MB | 32kbps. |
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Episode 902: Summer Is Definitely Over Again
Aired October 10, 2007
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Mac vs. PC #06 by Bill Demmery
Mac and PC encounter a scary pirate.
Vox: Bill Demmery as Pirate • Richard Hemphill as PC • Richard Parks as Mac
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Kanata 9-1-1, Episode #15 by Bill Demmery
Two parallel calls concerning the same incident--one to Kanata 9-1-1 and one to Regular 9-1-1--illustrate the stark language gap between versatile, socially functional Kanatan and the blunt, limited Downtowner dialect.
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Operator #2 • Amy Ford as Operator #1 • Josh McMillan as Caller #2 • Richard Parks as Caller #1 • Tonia Snow as Announcer
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Snoozy Suzie Goes to the Ex by Bill Demmery
Fall fairs (and possibly Western civilisation) will never be the same after Suzie and Harry visit the Ex and ignite a smouldering labour crisis.
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Max Kreeping • Bill Demmery as J.J. Clackers • Richard Hemphill as Carny and Tech • Richard Parks as Hyper Harry • Tonia Snow as Snoozy Suzie • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Mom • Dave Wade as Dad
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Mac vs. PC #07 by Bill Demmery
PC and Mac's new pirate acquaintance has a visit from the recording industry.
Vox: Bill Demmery as Pirate • Richard Hemphill as PC • Richard Parks as Mac • Tonia Snow as Lawyer
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Length: 24:10 | 5.7 MB | 32kbps. |
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Episode 903: A Busy Week
Aired October 17, 2007
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Hobo Express by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #802
He's not really a hobo, but he did stay at a hotel last night!
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Hobo • Bill Demmery as Passerby • Tonia Snow as Announcer
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Mac vs. PC #08 by Bill Demmery
Mac is delayed in favour of a revolutionary, ground-breaking, paradigm-shifting... telephone.
Vox: Richard Hemphill as PC • Richard Parks as Mac
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Daddys' Boys by Bill Demmery and Tonia Snow
First aired in Episode #805
Ben and Justin trade barbs and boasts.
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Justin • Andrew Kirkwood as Ben
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Moose Nads College by Bill Demmery and Marg Tannahill-Wade
First aired in Episode #809
Pragmatic students choose Moose Nads College of the North!
Vox: Richard Hemphill as Announcer • Andrew Kirkwood as Guy • Tonia Snow as Gal
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Swisher Mop by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #809
Retired adult video stars Jon Buryme and Candi Cans flog a revolutionary new mop in their own inimitable way.
Vox: Bill Demmery as Jon Buryme • Tonia Snow as Candi Cans
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Length: 24:06 | 5.6 MB | 32kbps. |
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Episode 904: 2007 Funding Drive Episode #1
Aired October 24, 2007
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Mac vs. PC #10 by Bill Demmery
PC is having a little problem with error messages. Mac is speechless.
Vox: Richard Hemphill as PC • Richard Parks as Mac
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Glade Maritimes Collection by Bill Demmery and Tonia Snow
First aired in Episode #810
Enjoy new fragrances like Low Tide and After The Hooley!
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Little Girl and Friend • Bill Demmery as Paulice • Richard Parks as Announcer • Tonia Snow as Mom
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RP's Funniest Moments #2 by Bill Demmery and Remote Planet
First aired in Episode #804
More funny moments from Remote Planet.
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Maid Service II by Tonia Snow
First aired in Episode #810
Just when you thought it was safe to put down the mop!
Vox: Andrew Kirkwood as Simon Wussy • Tonia Snow as Gretchen Kurdbottom
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Minions Anonymous by Andrew Kirkwood
First aired in Episode #604
Finally--a charity to support the nameless pawns of powermad supervillains.
Vox: Dan Enright as Minion #1 • Richard Hemphill as Minion #3 • Shalome Swinamer as Minion #2 • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Announcer
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Courting Margaret by Bill Demmery and Dave Wade
First aired in Episode #823
A dramatic enactment of what was supposed to happen in-studio last summer. (Yes, they did actually get married!)
Vox: Richard Hemphill as Matt Damon as Richard Hemphill • Tonia Snow as Herself • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Herself • Dave Wade as Himself
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Mac vs. PC #09 by Bill Demmery
She's beautiful--in a slippery, greasy, expensive sort of way.
Vox: Amy Ford as iPhone • Richard Hemphill as PC
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Length: 17:16 | 4.1 MB | 32kbps. |
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Episode 905: 2007 Funding Drive Episode #2
Aired October 31, 2007
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Dionmonisation #1 by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #823
"Stephane Dion does not have empty, soulless eyes..." A backhanded spoof of the recent Conservative attack ads.
Vox: Richard Hemphill as Announcer #2 • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Announcer #1
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Onions off the Starboard Bow by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #828
Evil Doctor Lester Beware catches his minion, Onion, in the middle of a sci-fi daydream.
Vox: Bill Demmery as Onion • Richard Hemphill as Lester Beware
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Dionmonisation #2 by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #823
"Stephane Dion doesn't stoically shake hands with his children..."
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Announcer #1 • Richard Hemphill as Announcer #2
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Maritime Language Tapes by Bill Demmery and Tonia Snow
First aired in Episode #818
Jiggle your cod and learn along!
Vox: Bill Demmery as Instructor • Richard Parks as Student • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Narrator
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Courting Margaret by Bill Demmery and Dave Wade
First aired in Episode #823
A dramatic enactment of what was supposed to happen in-studio last summer. (Yes, they did actually get married!)
Vox: Richard Hemphill as Matt Damon as Richard Hemphill • Tonia Snow as Herself • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Herself • Dave Wade as Himself
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Ontario Lotteries by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #832
Are you a shopkeeper? Play Ontario Lotteries and beat the hell outta the odds!
Vox: Bill Demmery as Announcer • Dan Enright as Shopkeeper #2 • Richard Parks as Shopkeeper #1 • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Shopkeeper #3
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TravelVelocity.com by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #825
The garden gnome goes to Mexico!
Vox: Bill Demmery as Garden Gnome • Richard Hemphill as El Dudo • Richard Parks as Announcer
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Dionmonisation #3 by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #823
"Stephane Dion's platform is not based on bribing parents and working people with small amounts of their own money..."
Vox: Richard Hemphill as Announcer #2 • Tonia Snow as Announcer #1
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The Big Oh! by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #830
News item: Olympic Stadium finally paid off! (And falling apart...)
Vox: Amy Ford as Mlle. Lortie • Richard Hemphill as Mayor Tremblay • Richard Parks as M. Potvin • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Announcer and Mme. Guertin
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Mortuary Express by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #824
He's not really a corpse...
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Corpse • Richard Hemphill as Coroner • Richard Parks as Assistant
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Length: 18:44 | 4.4 MB | 32kbps. |
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Episode 906: Fully Funded
Aired November 7, 2007
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Wayne Rostad's Got the Runs Again by Bill Demmery
A playful poke at a local celebrity. This week, he's had a few too many prunes...
Vox: Bill Demmery as Wayne Rostad
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Camping! by Bill Demmery
Don't forget the hi-def and the XBox!
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Justin • Richard Parks as Tyler
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Cross Country by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #801
A coffee-fueled cross-country epic!
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Husband • Richard Hemphill as Server • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Wife
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Kanata 9-1-1, Episode #16 by Bill Demmery
PVR Not working! A Kanata Resident must replace her PVR when the hard drive fills up.
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Operator • Tonia Snow as Announcer • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Guest Host
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A Day at the Spa by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #801
Anything in the name of beauty.
Vox: Bill Demmery as Yohann • Richard Hemphill as Herzberg, Kid and Ulf • Tonia Snow as Tanya • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Margaret • Dave Wade as Dad
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Wayne Rostad's In the Road Again by Bill Demmery
Our local celebrity is broken down on the highway between gigs.
Vox: Bill Demmery as Wayne Rostad
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Length: 24:38 | 5.8 MB | 32kbps. |
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Episode 907: The Gang's All Here
Aired November 14, 2007
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Wayne Rostad's On the Rug Again by Bill Demmery
This time, Wayne's posing for beefcake shots.
Vox: Bill Demmery as Wayne Rostad
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The Rectal Muffler by Tonia Snow
First aired in Episode #719
D'you smell cherries?
Vox: Bill Demmery as Nerdy Guy • Richard Hemphill as Announcer • Tonia Snow as Tired Lady and Supermodel
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A Visit from the Tooth Fairy by Richard Hemphill
First aired in Episode #623
Tooth Fairy hiring standards have gone wayyy down!
Vox: Bill Demmery as the Tooth Fairy • Richard Hemphill as Little Kid
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Paging Death by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #728
The Grim Reaper finds himself hamstrung by technology.
Vox: Bill Demmery as Jim • Dan Enright as Death • Tonia Snow as Karen
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Canadian Tireless by Marc-André Bélair
First aired in Episode #726
The jobless Canadian Tire couple ask an Italian Don for help.
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Waiter • Bill Demmery as Ted • Richard Hemphill as Don Fettuccine • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Gloria
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Wayne Rostad's On the Dole Again by Bill Demmery
Oops, he's been cancelled!
Vox: Bill Demmery as Wayne Rostad • Richard Parks as Producer
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Length: 24:53 | 5.8 MB | 32kbps. |
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Episode 908: Go West, Young Upwardly-Mobile Man
Aired November 21, 2007
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Kanata 9-1-1, Episode #01 by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #724
A terrorising tale from the mean streets of Kanata.
Vox: Bill Demmery as Caller • Nancy Kenny as Operator • Tonia Snow as Announcer
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DIY by Tonia Snow
First aired in Episode #719
Why men think of hardware stores asir turf.
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Clerk • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Customer
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IOU Direct #03 by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #823
The creepy banker guy goes back in time to spread the message of impersonal electronic banking.
Vox: Bill Demmery as IOU Banker Guy • Richard Hemphill as Cave Man • Shalome Swinamer as Cave Woman
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Kanata 9-1-1, Episode #17 by Bill Demmery
Entire Internet Down! A broken coffee-shop router threatens to bring down Kanatan Civilisation as we know it.
Vox: Dan Enright as Guest Host • Richard Parks as Caller • Tonia Snow as Announcer and Operator
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Length: 22:52 | 5.4 MB | 32kbps. |
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Episode 909: Sounds of Yissterdaye
Aired November 28, 2007
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Beach Blanket Baileys by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #804
Just try drinking around the campfire like they do on TV!
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Max Kreeping • Richard Hemphill as Major Makeup • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Carol-Anne Meighen-Ewen
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(Un)Dead by Andrew Kirkwood
First aired in Episode #610
A straight guy stumbles into shelter as zombies roam the streets.
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Barley Kemp • Bill Demmery as Ashton Whyte • Dan Enright as Garfield Hunte • Richard Hemphill as News Announcer • Tonia Snow as Helen Highwater
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Kanata 9-1-1, Episode #06 by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #802
Internet Down: Economic catastrophe strikes God's Little Cornfield as a denizen's Internet connection fails!
Vox: Dan Enright as Operator • Richard Hemphill as Caller • Tonia Snow as Announcer
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My So-Called Val Pak Life by Richard Hemphill
First aired in Episode #605
For his ongoing effort to create an oral history of the community of people who live just outside the trailer park known as Lucky Fortune Estates in the vicinity of greater White Bluffs, some PhD candidate interviews the Muckers.
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Interviewer • Richard Hemphill as Donny Mucker • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Connie Mucker
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Length: 25:37 | 6.0 MB | 32kbps. |
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Episode 910: Bonfires and Bonhommes
Aired December 5, 2007
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Thanks for Shopping Endlessly by Dan Enright
First aired in Episode #605
An announcer at the Bay says it as it is, plus 10% off!
Vox: Dan Enright as Announcer
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Bonfire of the Deities by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #608
Careful with that thunderbolt, Zeus!
Vox: Damien Bailey as Allah • Marc-André Bélair as Buddha and Vishnu • Bill Demmery as Yaweh • Dan Enright as Zeus • Chris Laursen as Thor • Andrew Kirkwood as Neptune • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Athena
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Farmer's Minute #1 by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #817
A local farmer discusses trouble with p*stholes out in the country.
Vox: Richard Hemphill as Clem • Richard Parks as Interviewer
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Length: 24:45 | 5.8 MB | 32kbps. |
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Episode 911: Dial 'P' for Planet
Aired December 12, 2007
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Popsi-Cola #1 by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #732
A sentimental look back at Dear Old Mom.
Vox: Bill Demmery as Announcer and Landscaping Boss • Dan Enright as Guy • Tonia Snow as Mom
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Drive-Through Drivel by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #701
What the heck did she just say?
Vox: Bill Demmery as Customer #1 and Customer #3 • Richard Hemphill as Honey • Tonia Snow as Customer #2 • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Clerk and Dear
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Both Kinds of Max by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #818
Both Kinds of Music gets a co-host.
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Max Kreeping • Richard Parks as Himself
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Always Wired on Tim Hortons by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #722
Dear ol' Dad's had one too many.
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Lou • Bill Demmery as Dad • Richard Hemphill as Son
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Choking Hazard Barbie by Dan Enright
First aired in Episode #611
Introducing the little plastic bee-otch with hands of steel!
Vox: Damien Bailey as Announcer • Bill Demmery as Crusty Father • Dan Enright as Little Boy #3 • Richard Hemphill as Little Boy #1 • Andrew Kirkwood as Little Boy #2 • Tonia Snow as Little Girl • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Docile Mother and Flower
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Popsi-Cola #2 by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #732
Memorable 80's music turns morning commuters into street dancers!
Vox: Dan Enright as Guy • Richard Hemphill as Announcer • Tonia Snow as Gal
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Computing with Tardzan by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #802
Our favourite apeman talks about computers bugs and walls of fire.
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Announcer • Richard Hemphill as Tardzan • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Janet
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Length: 22:43 | 5.3 MB | 32kbps. |
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Episode 912: Santa Claus Is Running This Town
Aired December 19, 2007
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Santa Claus Is Running This Town by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #709
Santa Claus hires some muscle to help with 'donations' at the Toy Parade. Tooth Fairy subplot shamelessly appropriated from Richard Hemphill.
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Max Kreeping • Bill Demmery as Vito Chiarelli • Richard Hemphill as Fire Chief Woody Burns • Tonia Snow as Little Suzie • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Verma Celli • Dave Wade as Santa Claus
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Length: 28:51 | 13.0 MB | 64kbps. |
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Episode 913: As the Pole Turns 2005
Aired December 26, 2007
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As the Pole Turns 2005 by Richard Hemphill
First aired in Episode #710
Poor Santa Claus and the residents of the North Pole are thrown into melodramatic mayhem when Rudolph's alcoholism and Mrs. Claus' infidelity surface during the Christmas season. Featuring seasonal old school hip hop classics. A re-editing of the original hour-long classic from Season Three.
Vox: Richard Hemphill as Dr. Nudo, Elf Two, Jeffy, Lester Beware, Mandrake, Phone Voice and Vlad • Chris Laursen as Elf One, Onion and Santa Claus • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Mrs. Claus and Sammy • Shalome Swinamer as Soap Voice, Trixie and Wilma • Rachel Tannahill as Vienna de Beauchampignon
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Length: 29:35 | 13.0 MB | 64kbps. |
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Episode 914: Don't Stop Shopping
Aired January 2, 2008
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Out of Line by Tonia Snow
First aired in Episode #810
Would you like fries with that cash withdrawal?
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Clerk #1 • Dan Enright as Clerk #2 • Richard Hemphill as Customer
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Spinning Tea Cups by Dan Enright
First aired in Episode #602
Rhonda, locked in a contest of one-upmanship with her sister, opens a giant, rotating, flying café.
Vox: Damien Bailey as Announcer Guy • Richard Hemphill as Television Announcer • Andrew Kirkwood as Husband • Tonia Snow as Rhonda
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The Snobby Dollar by Tonia Snow
First aired in Episode #828
Does it matter where it comes from, if it's only a buck?
Vox: Bill Demmery as Customer • Richard Hemphill as Clerk
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Shopping with Satan by Bill Demmery
Satan takes a guest on a shopping romp on his home turf... er, make that Wal-Mart.
Vox: Bill Demmery as Alarm Voice, Clerk and Little Kid • Richard Hemphill as Himself • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Announcer and Old Lady
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Length: 23:37 | 5.5 MB | 32kbps. |
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Episode 915: Just Plain Moist
Aired January 9, 2008
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Down Under by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #801
The latest in razor technology-up above and "down under!"
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Man • Bill Demmery as Announcer • Tonia Snow as Woman
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Whenevers by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #811
The new hyperabsorbent adult undergarment - careful with that swimming pool!
Vox: Bill Demmery as Old Man • Tonia Snow as Old Woman • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Announcer
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Moist by Jimmy and the Love Muffins and Richard Parks
A cheeky little song about moistness.
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Stalking Rick Mercer by Bill Demmery and Tonia Snow
First aired in Episode #722
Tonia's obsession exposed!
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Michael • Bill Demmery as Rick Mercer • Richard Hemphill as Justice Gomery and Kermit • Tonia Snow as Tonia • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Alice
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Scourge of the Gatineau by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #611
It's mutiny when weekend swabs spot a coffee shop.
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Salty Bruce and Sloppy Jack • Bill Demmery as Hook and Officer #2 • Dan Enright as Shipwreck • Richard Hemphill as Jolly Richard and Officer #1 • Tonia Snow as Earring • Shalome Swinamer as Mandy Cannonbody • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Anemone
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Length: 24:04 | 5.6 MB | 32kbps. |
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Episode 916: The Case of the Junior Sleuths
Aired January 16, 2008
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The Case of the Junior Sleuths by Richard Hemphill
First aired in Episode #618
When Professor Octopus is fingered by the Smarmy Boys for a crime he didn't commit, Nancy Shrew and Leroy Mauve team up to frame young Frank--who just happens to be the real killer.
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Leroy Mauve • Bill Demmery as Inspector Harvest and Joe Smarmy • Richard Hemphill as Professor Octopus, Fenton Smarmy, Gertrude Smarmy and Prison Guard • Andrew Kirkwood as Frank Smarmy • Tonia Snow as Nancy Shrew • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Laura Smarmy and Iola Mortar
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Length: 27:33 | 12.0 MB | 64kbps. |
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Episode 917: Cracker
Aired January 23, 2008
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Cracker by Richard Hemphill
First aired in Episode #607
Could Polly Cracker really be as insane as she seems? Yeah, she could be.
Vox: Damien Bailey as the Guy with the Car and the talking-box at Wendy's • Bill Demmery as Pita • Dan Enright as Waffle and Ginger Beware • Richard Hemphill as Radio Announcer and Blini • Andrew Kirkwood as Derrick Johnson • Mary Shearman as Polly Cracker
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Length: 28:51 | 13.0 MB | 64kbps. |
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Episode 918: Yoga Does Not a Lightsabre Carry
Aired January 30, 2008
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Yogamedics by Dan Enright
A yogic emergency has rescue workers reaching for the Jaws of Life... and Universal Bliss. Go ahead... Namaste! First aired in Season Five.
Vox: Bill Demmery as Announcer • Dan Enright as Caller and Yoga Victim • Andrew Kirkwood as Rescuer #1 • Shalome Swinamer as Operator
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Thanks 4 Asking by Richard Hemphill
First aired in Episode #733
A young man breaks the news to his parents: he's... Super.
Vox: Bill Demmery as Son • Richard Hemphill as Dad • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Mom
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Extreme Afterlife Makeover by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #835
The Grim Reaper gets a makeover
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Robin • Dan Enright as Death • Tonia Snow as Sue • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Kaitlyn
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Candida and Geneva On the Street by Richard Hemphill
First aired in Episode #733
Candida and Geneva play Whore/Not Whore on the streets of Vanier.
Vox: Bill Demmery as Creepy Guy • Tonia Snow as Candida • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Geneva
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The Interrogation by Andrew Kirkwood
First aired in Episode #512
Nobody... innocent or guilty... is safe when the interrogators are on the case.
Vox: Damien Bailey as Cop • Bill Demmery as Investigator #2 • Andrew Kirkwood as Mr. Johnson • Chris Laursen as Investigator #1
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Length: 23:06 | 5.4 MB | 32kbps. |
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Episode 919: Snoozy Suzie's Valentine, Part One
Aired February 6, 2008
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Snoozy Suzie's Valentine, Part One by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #820
Little Snoozy Suzie rails against the overcommercialisation of Valentine's Day, and ignites a massive riot. Geezix recovers from his Hallowe'en injuries and becomes an inspiration toa ll, and Fire Chief Burns whips the Juvenile Delinquents into shape. Originally aired in two parts on February 14 and 21. Presented here as one integral episode.
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Juvenile Delinquent and Max Kreeping • Bill Demmery as Geezix • Richard Hemphill as Fire Chief Woody Burns and Mr. Muchengelt • Richard Parks as Hyper Harry • Tonia Snow as Snoozy Suzie • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Carol-Anne Meighen-Ewen, Mom, Mrs. Battelwagen and Stefany • Dave Wade as Dad
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Length: 37:24 | 8.8 MB | 32kbps. |
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Episode 920: Snoozy Suzie's Valentine, Part Two
Aired February 13, 2008
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Snoozy Suzie's Valentine, Part Two by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #821
The conclusion of our new Valentine's classic. Audio portion included in #820 and omitted from this online episode.
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Episode 921: I'm Still a Bad, Bad Girl
Aired February 20, 2008
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What's Your Secret? by Richard Hemphill
First aired in Episode #604
You've got questions, s/he has answers.
Vox: Shalome Swinamer as Madge • Tonia Snow as Gina
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Maid Service by Bill Demmery and Tonia Snow
First aired in Episode #619
Cleaning can be fun!
Vox: Andrew Kirkwood as Simon Wussy • Tonia Snow as Gretchen Kurdbottom
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The Girls of the U.N. by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #730
People say that if women ruled the world, war would become a thing of the past...
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Japan • Dan Enright as Secretary-General • Richard Hemphill as France • Tonia Snow as Canada and Germany • Marg Tannahill-Wade as India and United States
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Candida and Geneva On the Street by Richard Hemphill
First aired in Episode #733
Candida and Geneva play Whore/Not Whore on the streets of Vanier.
Vox: Bill Demmery as Creepy Guy • Tonia Snow as Candida • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Geneva
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Maid Service II by Tonia Snow
First aired in Episode #810
Just when you thought it was safe to put down the mop!
Vox: Andrew Kirkwood as Simon Wussy • Tonia Snow as Gretchen Kurdbottom
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Stalking Rick Mercer by Bill Demmery and Tonia Snow
First aired in Episode #722
Tonia's obsession exposed!
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Michael • Bill Demmery as Rick Mercer • Richard Hemphill as Justice Gomery and Kermit • Tonia Snow as Tonia • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Alice
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Episode 922: Life's Hell
Aired February 27, 2008
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OC Transpo Tips #01: Waiting for the Bus by Bill Demmery
Handy reality-based tips for public transit riders.
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Narrator • Bill Demmery as Voiceover
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Temporarily Yours by Tonia Snow
First aired in Episode #728
Temp agency terror.
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Candidate • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Recruiter
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OC Transpo Tips #02: Boarding the Bus by Bill Demmery
More handy tips from those friendly folks at OC!
Vox: Bill Demmery as Voiceover • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Narrator
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Satan vs. Canada by Bill Demmery and Tonia Snow
First aired in Episode #806
The Prince of Darkness sues over unlicensed use of "666."
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Judge • Richard Hemphill as Satan • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Defense Attorney
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OC Transpo Tips #03: Fares by Bill Demmery
Endear yourself to your fellow riders by haggling over the fare!
Vox: Bill Demmery as Voiceover • Richard Hemphill as Narrator
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Microshaft Blah by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #610
Outsourced technical support for the product that does absolutely nothing.
Vox: Bill Demmery as Tech #2 • Juanita DeVos as Caller • Dan Enright as Announcer #1 • Richard Hemphill as Announcer #2 • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Tech #1
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OC Transpo Tips #04: Behaviour by Bill Demmery
Make yourself comfortable and don't worry about anyone else!
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Narrator • Bill Demmery as Voiceover
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Length: 25:25 | 6.0 MB | 32kbps. |
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Episode 923: Saluting CKCU
Aired March 5, 2008
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The Drunken Master Baiter Review by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #733
Another cheeky salute to the Drunken Master Review, which follows Remote Planet at 5pm.
Vox: Bill Demmery as Baiter #3 • Dan Enright as Baiter #2 • Richard Hemphill as Baiter #1 • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Announcer
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Both Kinds of Max by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #818
Both Kinds of Music gets a co-host.
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Max Kreeping • Richard Parks as Himself
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The Making of Remote Planet by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #732
A behind-the-scenes look at the production of a Remote Planet episode!
Vox: Bill Demmery as Himself • Richard Hemphill as Himself • Tonia Snow as Herself • Shalome Swinamer as Herself
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A Brief History of CKCU by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #726
A tongue-in-cheek look back at the history of CKCU.
Vox: Bill Demmery as Narrator #4 • Richard Hemphill as Narrator #2 and Chopper • Tonia Snow as Narrator #1 • Shalome Swinamer as Narrator #3
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The Drunken Bastard Review by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #732
A cheeky salute to the wonderful show which follows Remote Planet at 5pm.
Vox: Bill Demmery as Bastard #3 • Dan Enright as Ticket Clerk • Richard Hemphill as Bastard #1 • Dave Wade as Bastard #2 • Tonia Snow as Announcer
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Length: 24:32 | 5.8 MB | 32kbps. |
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Episode 924: Digging Out. Again.
Aired March 12, 2008
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OC Transpo Tips #05: Language by Bill Demmery
Loud, colourful language will make everybody's bus ride more enjoyable!
Vox: Bill Demmery as Voiceover • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Narrator
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Kanata 9-1-1, Episode #03 by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #730
Trapped in an SUV, surrounded by ice in the bank parking lot!
Vox: Richard Hemphill as Caller • Shalome Swinamer as Operator • Tonia Snow as Announcer
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The Scottish Anti-Defamation League by Andrew Kirkwood
First aired in Episode #613
The Court of Civil Inanities is now in session!
Vox: Bill Demmery as Guru and Lama • Dan Enright as Heckler • Richard Hemphill as Bailiff and Judge Henri Maisonneuve • Andrew Kirkwood as Alistair MacDougall • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Diana Sinclair
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Unseasonal Disorder by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #728
What's your favourite season?
Vox: Dan Enright as He • Tonia Snow as She
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OC Transpo Tips #06: Stops by Bill Demmery
Don't try to get off until the doors are closing!
Vox: Bill Demmery as Voiceover • Richard Hemphill as Narrator
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Late Night with the Friendly Giant by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #806
Friendly and the boys laugh it up, and Guy Fawkes brings the house down.
Vox: Bill Demmery as Friendly, Rusty, Jerome and Guy Fawkes • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Queen Elizabeth I
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Length: 24:31 | 5.7 MB | 32kbps. |
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Episode 925: Beware the Idiots of March
Aired March 19, 2008
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OC Transpo Tips #07: Cellphones by Bill Demmery
Got an embarrassing personal problem? Hop aboard and blab to your heart's content!
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Narrator • Bill Demmery as Announcer
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Squeak! by Dan Enright
First aired in Episode #724
Catch the hazy new craze that's sweeping Vancouver!
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as British Chap • Bill Demmery as Mayor Cliffy • Richard Hemphill as Announcer and Stoned Dude
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Bjork on the Barn by Dan Enright
First aired in Episode #605
When an apparition begins appearing on the side of a barn in Newfoundland, the locals begin to sing the praises of the blessed Icelander pop-star Bjork.
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Trevor • Bill Demmery as Husband • Dan Enright as Bjork and Ginger Beware • Richard Hemphill as Reverend Arny Geddon • Shalome Swinamer as Wife • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Little Girl
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Kanata 9-1-1, Episode #13 by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #830
Cat stuck in a tree. An overstressed Operator is forced to take Discomfort Leave.
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Stress Counsellor • Bill Demmery as Operator • Tonia Snow as Announcer • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Caller
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OC Transpo Tips #08: Lonely Drivers by Bill Demmery
Help keep our lonely drivers distracted!
Vox: Bill Demmery as Announcer • Richard Hemphill as Narrator
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Length: 24:32 | 5.8 MB | 32kbps. |
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Episode 926: Global WHAT?
Aired April 2, 2008
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OC Transpo Tips #09: Walkers and Strollers by Bill Demmery
Come wedge that toe-stompin' "SUV stroller" aboard!
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Narrator • Bill Demmery as Announcer
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IOU Direct #02 by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #701
A mugger doesn't stand a chance against the IOU Direct banker guy.
Vox: Bill Demmery as IOU Banker Guy • Richard Hemphill as Mugger • Tonia Snow as Little Kid • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Voiceover
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C'mon See Cape Breton! by Bill Demmery
Come visit our gigantic cornucopia of touristyness!
Vox: Bill Demmery as Man #2 and Bingo Caller • Richard Hemphill as Man #1 • Tonia Snow as Announcer #1
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The New Guy by Bill Demmery and Shalome Swinamer
First aired in Episode #719
Haysoos pays a visit to the new Pope.
Vox: Bill Demmery as Pope Benedict • Richard Hemphill as Camerlengo • Shalome Swinamer as Haysoos
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Urban Blizzard by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #815
A wintertime smoke break becomes a struggle for survival.
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Seb • Bill Demmery as Bob • Richard Hemphill as Frank • Tonia Snow as Janelle
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Bashing the Fat by Tonia Snow
First aired in Episode #808
Let the Nutripharmagenobiological Society help you lose weight the spirit-crushing way!
Vox: Bill Demmery as Announcer • Richard Hemphill as Jurgen • Andrew Kirkwood as Angus and Wimpy Guy • Tonia Snow as Mandy
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The Squeaky Tire by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #807
What's that squeaking sound coming from Johnny's room?
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Johnny • Richard Hemphill as Dad • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Mom
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The Silence of Pompeii by Andrew Kirkwood
First aired in Episode #611
A drunken painter's big exhibit.
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Dick Sharpe • Bill Demmery as Charles Fitzsimmons-Perley • Richard Hemphill as Guilliarmo Mamblissima • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Eloise Fanshawe-Thorne
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Length: 25:01 | 5.9 MB | 32kbps. |
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Episode 928: Short Tempered
Aired April 9, 2008
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OC Transpo Tips #10: The Bus Driver Is Your Friend by Bill Demmery
Got a question about anything? Ask a driver!
Vox: Bill Demmery as Announcer • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Narrator
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Secret Meat by Damien Bailey
First aired in Episode #605
Be sure to save the scraps for your dog.
Vox: Bill Demmery as Guest • Richard Hemphill as Chef
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Blind Date Hell by Tonia Snow
First aired in Episode #713
"He has a speech impediment and smells slightly of faeces..."
Vox: Nancy Kenny as Diane • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Emily
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Mac vs. PC #04 by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #833
She's hot and has a different look for every occasion.
Vox: Richard Hemphill as PC • Nancy Kenny as Linux • Richard Parks as Mac
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The Effemiray by Andrew Kirkwood
First aired in Episode #602
Three corporate machos connect with their feminine sides in the pink glow of a dying fluourescent light.
Vox: Bill Demmery as Jerry • Richard Hemphill as Hank • Andrew Kirkwood as Jack
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Savage Remedies by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #818
Simple jungle savages help discover Viagra, make killing on pharma stocks.
Vox: Bill Demmery as Researcher #1 and Savage #2 • Richard Hemphill as Researcher #2 and Savage #1 • Andrew Kirkwood as Announcer • Tonia Snow as Translator
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Canadian Philosophy by Damien Bailey
First aired in Episode #605
What's the broom for?
Vox: Damien Bailey as Victor • Bill Demmery as Sandu
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The Angel Hunter by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #811
A fond and slightly cheeky tribute to the late Paul Irwin.
Vox: Bill Demmery as The Angel Hunter • Richard Hemphill as Caught Angel • Tonia Snow as Singing Angel
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Vanier 9-1-1, Episode #1 by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #824
Call back when there's real trouble!
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Announcer • Richard Hemphill as Operator • Richard Parks as Caller
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Snort-Rite by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #722
Some men just ain't comfortable at the pharmacy.
Vox: Richard Hemphill as Man • Tonia Snow as Clerk • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Woman
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Equal Opportunity Bigot by Tonia Snow
First aired in Episode #724
Offense is in the selective eye of the beholder.
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Joe • Richard Hemphill as Bubba-Cooter
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Asshole Express by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #821
Stay over and be the best asshole you can be!
Vox: Bill Demmery as Officer • Amy Ford as Lady #2 • Richard Hemphill as Asshole • Richard Parks as Announcer and Cashier • Tonia Snow as Lady #1 • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Old Lady
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Heritage Moment #1 by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #901
The Kitchen Party: a proud part of our heritage.
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Monsieur McGillicuddy • Bill Demmery as Kermit and Mary • Richard Hemphill as Jean-Edouarde and Paulis • Tonia Snow as Thelma and Voiceover
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Dan's Rant: Banks by Bill Demmery and Dan Enright
First aired in Episode #712
A message from Canada's chartered banks. This will teach Dan not to goof around during sound checks.
Vox: Bill Demmery as Voiceover • Dan Enright as Maniac
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Length: 25:10 | 5.9 MB | 32kbps. |
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Episode 929: The Bedtime Story
Aired April 16, 2008
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The Bedtime Story by Richard Hemphill
First aired in Episode #601
Jeffy's uncle tells him a romantic tale about how Prince Byron's quest to find his Prince Charming is thwarted by the evil machinations of the cruel Princess Maria-Salacia.
Vox: Damien Bailey as Sycophant, the Queen and Prince Stone Cold Steve Austin • Bill Demmery as King Luprecht and Priest • Dan Enright as Blinky • Richard Hemphill as Narrator and Jeffy • Andrew Kirkwood as Prince Byron • Mary Shearman as Flossy • Tonia Snow as Princess Maria-Salacia
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Length: 26:21 | 12.0 MB | 64kbps. |
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Episode 930: JAG-ED
Aired April 23, 2008
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JAG-ED by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #612
In a spoof of a popular syndicated television series, a Canadian military lawyer investigates a payroll theft aboard a naval vessel.
Vox: Damien Bailey as Head of Air Group (HAG) • Marc-André Bélair as Comic Relief Spud • Bill Demmery as Judge Blunderbuss • Dan Enright as Announcer, Captain Wetwake and Pilot Winger • Richard Hemphill as Admiral Bullethead and Quartermaster • Andrew Kirkwood as Commander Harmless Rag • Tonia Snow as Paymaster Jessica James • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Floozie Advocate General (FAG)
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Length: 25:45 | 12.0 MB | 64kbps. |
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Episode 931: ROTFLMAOPMPWTF
Aired April 30, 2008
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Choker Express by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #901
They're not really chokers, but they slept well last night.
Vox: Bill Demmery as Reporter • Richard Hemphill as Alfie • Tonia Snow as Voiceover
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Apocalypso! by Richard Hemphill
First aired in Episode #604
The Apocalypse, playing now!
Vox: Bill Demmery as Critic and Dude • Dan Enright as Announcer and Husband • Richard Hemphill as crazed Preacher • Andrew Kirkwood as Nerd • Tonia Snow as Wife • Shalome Swinamer as Lady #1 • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Lady #2
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Kanata 9-1-1, Episode #08 by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #829
Recent arrivals from Downtown are mistaken for illegal urbigrants; a mistaken countrysider calls in; non-Kanatans invade God's Little Cornfield for a hockey game; new urbigrants take a denizenship course.
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Instructor and Recorded Announcer • Bill Demmery as Caller #2 • Richard Hemphill as Caller #3 • Richard Parks as Operator • Tonia Snow as Announcer • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Caller #1
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Naked by Damien Bailey
First aired in Episode #605
Having a penis is only human. I'd really like to see it.
Vox: Damien Bailey as Bob Business • Richard Hemphill as Nick Naked
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Honest Ted's Funeral Fun Factory by Dan Enright
First aired in Episode #706
Honest Ted puts the fun back into funerals!
Vox: Bill Demmery as Honest Ted, Teen Dude and Pirate • Richard Hemphill as Mourning Man and Preacher • Tonia Snow as Little Girl and Raver Girl • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Old Lady
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The Queen of Breaking Winds Estates by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #828
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Length: 25:25 | 6.0 MB | 32kbps. |
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Episode 932: Just Go with It
Aired May 7, 2008
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Dan's Rant: Conservative Party by Bill Demmery and Dan Enright
First aired in Episode #712
A message from the Conservative Party. This will teach Dan not to goof around during sound checks.
Vox: Bill Demmery as Voiceover • Dan Enright as Maniac
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My Day by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #724
Lottery winners can have bad days, too.
Vox: Tonia Snow as Lise • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Sam
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MasterSwipe #1 by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #613
Showin' off yer scars at the tavern for free drinks: priceless!
Vox: Bill Demmery as Announcer • Dan Enright as Hospital Announcer • Richard Hemphill as Bratty Kid #1 • Andrew Kirkwood as Bratty Kid #2 • Tonia Snow as Wife
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Finders Keepers by Tonia Snow
First aired in Episode #733
Dog poop, a gold nugget, and a three-way dispute over ownership.
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Policeman • Richard Hemphill as Passerby • Tonia Snow as Little Suzie • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Little Becky
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MasterSwipe #2 by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #613
Don't worry, don't worry--we'll plead Nakedus Corpuses!
Vox: Damien Bailey as Cosmetician • Marc-André Bélair as Pageant Clerk • Bill Demmery as Hairstylist • Dan Enright as Announcer, Customer and Maniac • Richard Hemphill as Salesman • Andrew Kirkwood as Lawyer • Tonia Snow as Saleswoman
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Man About Town by Tonia Snow
First aired in Episode #732
Street interviews turn ugly on the Q Channel.
Vox: Bill Demmery as Random Man • Richard Hemphill as Burt Doodley • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Random Woman
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IOU Direct #01 by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #619
Give us your money.
Vox: Bill Demmery as IOU Banker Guy
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MasterSwipe #3 by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #613
Don't forget the safety ropes...
Vox: Damien Bailey as Salesman • Marc-André Bélair as Caver #2 • Bill Demmery as Curator • Richard Hemphill as Caver #1 and Rescuer • Andrew Kirkwood as Caver #1 • Tonia Snow as Announcer
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Kanata 9-1-1, Episode #12 by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #833
A malfunctioning new-generation, in-dash, voice-activated GPS navigation system crashes, stranding a Blackberry-Eyed driver.
Vox: Richard Hemphill as Caller • Nancy Kenny as Operator • Tonia Snow as Announcer
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Length: 25:33 | 6.0 MB | 32kbps. |
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Episode 933: Randomly Spastic
Aired May 14, 2008
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Wayne Rostad's Got the Runs Again by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #906
A playful poke at a local celebrity. This week, he's had a few too many prunes...
Vox: Bill Demmery as Wayne Rostad
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Tears Are Not Enough by Dan Enright
First aired in Episode #817
Canada's brightest community radio sketch-comedy talents come together for a benefit song after the roof collapses at BC Place. From Dan Enright's Laughterpiece Theatre in Vancouver.
Vox: Bill Demmery • Dan Enright • Richard Hemphill • Richard Parks • David Wignal • Jenny Young
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Ed and Emily by Dan Enright
First aired in Episode #620
When the automated attendant isn't so automated after all.
Vox: Damien Bailey as Caller • Richard Hemphill as Greeting Voice • Andrew Kirkwood as Ed • Tonia Snow as Monica • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Emily
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Always Wired on Tim Hortons by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #722
Dear ol' Dad's had one too many.
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Lou • Bill Demmery as Dad • Richard Hemphill as Son
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Kanata 9-1-1, Episode #04 by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #732
An evil Downtowner forces an innocent Blackberry-thumbing Kanata driver to rear-end him.
Vox: Richard Hemphill as Operator • Shalome Swinamer as Caller • Tonia Snow as Announcer
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The Adventures of Random Man by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #815
Our split-personality hero stops crimes through random acts!
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Announcer and Robber #2 • Bill Demmery as Bystander #1 and Radio Announcer • Richard Hemphill as Bystander #2, Random Man, Robber #1 and Server • Andrew Kirkwood as Bank Manager, Bank Teller and Random Man • Tonia Snow as Chaos Girl
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Length: 25:36 | 6.0 MB | 32kbps. |
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Episode 934: Big Trouble in God's Little Cornfield
Aired May 21, 2008
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Farmer's Minute #2 by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #825
Sally talks about the care and maintenance of a country girl's p*shbroom.
Vox: Richard Parks as Announcer • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Sally
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Kanata 9-1-1, Episode #19 by Bill Demmery
Our selfless heroes race to re-initialise the victims of a Blackberry-Blackberry collision.
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Operator #2 • Bill Demmery as Operator #1 • Amy Ford as Operator #3 • Richard Hemphill as Caller #2 • Richard Parks as Caller #3 • Tonia Snow as Announcer • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Caller #1
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Happily Ever After by Tonia Snow
First aired in Episode #726
Have you ever wondered what happens after the fairy tale ends? 'Beauty and 'Rella get together and dish!
Vox: Nancy Kenny as Cinderella • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Sleeping Beauty
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Grief for Life by Dan Enright
First aired in Episode #610
Giving new meaning to "hitting the jackpot!"
Vox: Dan Enright as Dan • Richard Hemphill as Soldier • Andrew Kirkwood as Andrew • Tonia Snow as Wife • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Doctor Desdamona
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Length: 26:17 | 6.2 MB | 32kbps. |
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Episode 935: I Can Smell the Coppertone
Aired May 28, 2008
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Wayne Rostad's In the Road Again by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #906
Our local celebrity is broken down on the highway between gigs.
Vox: Bill Demmery as Wayne Rostad
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Agri-Fools by Bill Demmery
Let's grow our own fuel! Who needs food, anyway?
Vox: Bill Demmery as Voiceover • Richard Hemphill as Spokesperson
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Mac vs. PC #02 by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #832
Mac gets the horrifying urge to do real work after his st'owner installs Vista.
Vox: Richard Hemphill as PC • Richard Parks as Mac
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Glade Byward Market Collection by Bill Demmery and Tonia Snow
Bring back fond memories of the Market with Cocaine Quickie, Drunken Fistfight and After the Police Raid!
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Kid • Richard Hemphill as Dad • Richard Parks as Announcer • Tonia Snow as Mom
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OC Transpo Tips #01: Waiting for the Bus by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #922
Handy reality-based tips for public transit riders.
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Narrator • Bill Demmery as Voiceover
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The Girls of the U.N. by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #730
People say that if women ruled the world, war would become a thing of the past...
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Japan • Dan Enright as Secretary-General • Richard Hemphill as France • Tonia Snow as Canada and Germany • Marg Tannahill-Wade as India and United States
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Dream Date 2 by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #807
Your dream man just might have looked you up online...
Vox: Tonia Snow as Joanette • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Natasha • Dave Wade as Ingemar
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Length: 24:22 | 5.7 MB | 32kbps. |
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Episode 936: Tic-Toc
Aired June 4, 2008
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The Exploding Gourmet by Bill Demmery
Your favourite radio chef is explosively funny...
Vox: Bill Demmery as Announcer • Richard Hemphill as Graham
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eVast-dot-ca by Bill Demmery and Tonia Snow
Pirate? Wench? Single? Look no further!
Vox: Richard Hemphill as Announcer • Bill Demmery as Pirate #1 • Marc-André Bélair as Pirate #2 • Tonia Snow as Polly • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Wench #1
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Finch 9-1-1 by Bill Demmery
Gripping emergency stories from the mean streets of Finch, Ontario.
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The Parable of Nature by Dan Enright
First aired in Episode #604
Nature has so much to teach us, especially about modesty.
Vox: Bill Demmery as the Forest • Dan Enright as Announcer • Chris Laursen as Richard the Huge Squirrel • Shalome Swinamer as Janice the Bodacious Beaver • Tonia Snow as Samantha the Squirrel
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Maid Service II by Tonia Snow
First aired in Episode #810
Just when you thought it was safe to put down the mop!
Vox: Andrew Kirkwood as Simon Wussy • Tonia Snow as Gretchen Kurdbottom
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Farmer's Minute #4 by Bill Demmery
Elmer from Winchester talks about c*ck husbandry. So to speak.
Vox: Richard Hemphill as Host • Richard Parks as Elmer • Tonia Snow as Announcer
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Kanata 9-1-1, Episode #07 by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #807
An unstylish Downtowner escapes from the bus compound and terrorises the Kanata Centrum until apprehended by a takedown team!
Vox: Bill Demmery as Officer Kyle Wazooski • Richard Hemphill as Caller • Tonia Snow as Announcer • Dave Wade as Operator
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Length: 23:03 | 5.4 MB | 32kbps. |
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Episode 937: No Rest for the Witless (Season Nine Finale)
Aired June 11, 2008
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OC Transpo Tips #02: Boarding the Bus by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #922
More handy tips from those friendly folks at OC!
Vox: Bill Demmery as Voiceover • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Narrator
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I-Ams for Seniors by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #823
Keep Grampa's hair shiny with this exciting new food-like product!
Vox: Bill Demmery as Grampa • Richard Parks as Announcer • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Mom
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My Next Day by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #825
Sam's had a luck-filled horrible day.
Vox: Tonia Snow as Lise • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Sam
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Dan's Rant: Cellphone Providers by Bill Demmery and Dan Enright
First aired in Episode #712
A message from Canada's cellphone providers. This will teach Dan not to goof around during sound checks.
Vox: Bill Demmery as Voiceover • Dan Enright as Maniac
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Maid Service by Bill Demmery and Tonia Snow
First aired in Episode #619
Cleaning can be fun!
Vox: Andrew Kirkwood as Simon Wussy • Tonia Snow as Gretchen Kurdbottom
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Facing Your Mortality by Richard Hemphill
First aired in Episode #623
VasculocranialhypoleukoWHAT? Ginger Beware conducts a terminal interview.
Vox: Dan Enright as Ginger Beware • Andrew Kirkwood as Ewen McEwen
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Happy Brand Kitchen Bags by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #712
How to deal with handsome, silver-tongued devils leaping through your kitchen window.
Vox: Bill Demmery as Man from Happy • Richard Hemphill as Voiceover • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Housewife
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Wayne Rostad's On the Rug Again by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #907
This time, Wayne's posing for beefcake shots.
Vox: Bill Demmery as Wayne Rostad
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Candida and Geneva at the Wax Museum by Richard Hemphill
First aired in Episode #623
Wax dummies are poor conversationalists.
Vox: Tonia Snow as Candida • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Geneva
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Her Day by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #833
This time, it's Lise's turn. Or so she thinks.
Vox: Tonia Snow as Lise • Marg Tannahill-Wade as Sam
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Mac vs. PC #03 by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #832
Mac and PC meet Linux. She's kinda busy running most of the Internet...
Vox: Richard Hemphill as PC • Nancy Kenny as Linux • Richard Parks as Mac
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Length: 24:07 | 5.7 MB | 32kbps. |
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Episode 938: Season Nine All-Outtakes Special
Aired June 18, 2008
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Glitches and Miscues - Season Nine by Bill Demmery and Remote Planet
Bad timing, and things going wrong.
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Out of Air and Backchatter - Season Nine by Bill Demmery and Remote Planet
Remember to breathe--and watch what you say!
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Smartass Comments - Season Nine by Bill Demmery and Remote Planet
Sometimes [usually] the wisecracks are funnier than the scripts
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Caught by Surprise - Season Nine by Bill Demmery and Remote Planet
Sometimes our lines are actually funny
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Prep - Season Nine by Bill Demmery and Remote Planet
Getting ready to perform can have its funny moments.
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Flubs - Season Nine by Bill Demmery and Remote Planet
When we just plain blow it.
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Length: 23:16 | 5.5 MB | 32kbps. |
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