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Ep. # Title Air Date
901 Season Nine Premiere: Goin' fer da Jug'lar! 2007.10.03
902 Summer Is Definitely Over Again 2007.10.10
903 A Busy Week 2007.10.17
904 2007 Funding Drive Episode #1 2007.10.24
905 2007 Funding Drive Episode #2 2007.10.31
906 Fully Funded 2007.11.07
907 The Gang's All Here 2007.11.14
908 Go West, Young Upwardly-Mobile Man 2007.11.21
909 Sounds of Yissterdaye 2007.11.28
910 Bonfires and Bonhommes 2007.12.05
911 Dial 'P' for Planet 2007.12.12
912 Santa Claus Is Running This Town 2007.12.19
913 As the Pole Turns 2005 2007.12.26
914 Don't Stop Shopping 2008.01.02
915 Just Plain Moist 2008.01.09
916 The Case of the Junior Sleuths 2008.01.16
917 Cracker 2008.01.23
918 Yoga Does Not a Lightsabre Carry 2008.01.30
919 Snoozy Suzie's Valentine, Part One 2008.02.06
920 Snoozy Suzie's Valentine, Part Two 2008.02.13
921 I'm Still a Bad, Bad Girl 2008.02.20
922 Life's Hell 2008.02.27
923 Saluting CKCU 2008.03.05
924 Digging Out. Again. 2008.03.12
925 Beware the Idiots of March 2008.03.19
926 Global WHAT? 2008.04.02
928 Short Tempered 2008.04.09
929 The Bedtime Story 2008.04.16
930 JAG-ED 2008.04.23
931 ROTFLMAOPMPWTF 2008.04.30
932 Just Go with It 2008.05.07
933 Randomly Spastic 2008.05.14
934 Big Trouble in God's Little Cornfield 2008.05.21
935 I Can Smell the Coppertone 2008.05.28
936 Tic-Toc 2008.06.04
937 No Rest for the Witless (Season Nine Finale) 2008.06.11
938 Season Nine All-Outtakes Special 2008.06.18

Episode 901:  Season Nine Premiere: Goin' fer da Jug'lar!
Aired October 3, 2007

Choker Express by Bill Demmery
They're not really chokers, but they slept well last night.
Vox: Bill Demmery as ReporterRichard Hemphill as AlfieTonia Snow as Voiceover

Heritage Moment #1 by Bill Demmery
The Kitchen Party: a proud part of our heritage.
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Monsieur McGillicuddyBill Demmery as Kermit and MaryRichard Hemphill as Jean-Edouarde and PaulisTonia Snow as Thelma and Voiceover

Kanata 9-1-1, Episode #14 by Bill Demmery
A sprained ankle in Uncivilised Territory has the crew scrambling to track down an absent-minded Kanatan.
Vox: Richard Hemphill as OnStar VoiceNancy Kenny as WifeCarla Parchelo as OperatorRichard Parks as CallerTonia Snow as Announcer

Red December by Bill Demmery
Last year, the Russians tried to steal the North Pole. They hadn't counted on Santa.
Vox: Bill Demmery as Announcer, Captain, Crewman, Arms Dealer, Elf, Herbie and Santa Claus

Flight of the Dildo by Bill Demmery
Why Newfoundland will never have a space program.
Vox: Bill Demmery as Announcer and TechnicianJuanita DeVos as CAPCOMRichard Hemphill as Cleetus and SeamusTonia Snow as PearlMarg Tannahill-Wade as Tatiana

  Length: 24:11  |  5.7 MB  |  32kbps.
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Episode 902:  Summer Is Definitely Over Again
Aired October 10, 2007

Mac vs. PC #06 by Bill Demmery
Mac and PC encounter a scary pirate.
Vox: Bill Demmery as PirateRichard Hemphill as PCRichard Parks as Mac

Kanata 9-1-1, Episode #15 by Bill Demmery
Two parallel calls concerning the same incident--one to Kanata 9-1-1 and one to Regular 9-1-1--illustrate the stark language gap between versatile, socially functional Kanatan and the blunt, limited Downtowner dialect.
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Operator #2Amy Ford as Operator #1Josh McMillan as Caller #2Richard Parks as Caller #1Tonia Snow as Announcer

Snoozy Suzie Goes to the Ex by Bill Demmery
Fall fairs (and possibly Western civilisation) will never be the same after Suzie and Harry visit the Ex and ignite a smouldering labour crisis.
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Max KreepingBill Demmery as J.J. ClackersRichard Hemphill as Carny and TechRichard Parks as Hyper HarryTonia Snow as Snoozy SuzieMarg Tannahill-Wade as MomDave Wade as Dad

Mac vs. PC #07 by Bill Demmery
PC and Mac's new pirate acquaintance has a visit from the recording industry.
Vox: Bill Demmery as PirateRichard Hemphill as PCRichard Parks as MacTonia Snow as Lawyer

  Length: 24:10  |  5.7 MB  |  32kbps.
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Episode 903:  A Busy Week
Aired October 17, 2007

Hobo Express by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #802
He's not really a hobo, but he did stay at a hotel last night!
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as HoboBill Demmery as PasserbyTonia Snow as Announcer

Mac vs. PC #08 by Bill Demmery
Mac is delayed in favour of a revolutionary, ground-breaking, paradigm-shifting... telephone.
Vox: Richard Hemphill as PCRichard Parks as Mac

Daddys' Boys by Bill Demmery and Tonia Snow
First aired in Episode #805
Ben and Justin trade barbs and boasts.
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as JustinAndrew Kirkwood as Ben

Moose Nads College by Bill Demmery and Marg Tannahill-Wade
First aired in Episode #809
Pragmatic students choose Moose Nads College of the North!
Vox: Richard Hemphill as AnnouncerAndrew Kirkwood as GuyTonia Snow as Gal

Swisher Mop by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #809
Retired adult video stars Jon Buryme and Candi Cans flog a revolutionary new mop in their own inimitable way.
Vox: Bill Demmery as Jon BurymeTonia Snow as Candi Cans

  Length: 24:06  |  5.6 MB  |  32kbps.
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Episode 904:  2007 Funding Drive Episode #1
Aired October 24, 2007

Mac vs. PC #10 by Bill Demmery
PC is having a little problem with error messages. Mac is speechless.
Vox: Richard Hemphill as PCRichard Parks as Mac

Glade Maritimes Collection by Bill Demmery and Tonia Snow
First aired in Episode #810
Enjoy new fragrances like Low Tide and After The Hooley!
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Little Girl and FriendBill Demmery as PauliceRichard Parks as AnnouncerTonia Snow as Mom

RP's Funniest Moments #2 by Bill Demmery and Remote Planet
First aired in Episode #804
More funny moments from Remote Planet.

Maid Service II by Tonia Snow
First aired in Episode #810
Just when you thought it was safe to put down the mop!
Vox: Andrew Kirkwood as Simon WussyTonia Snow as Gretchen Kurdbottom

Minions Anonymous by Andrew Kirkwood
First aired in Episode #604
Finally--a charity to support the nameless pawns of powermad supervillains.
Vox: Dan Enright as Minion #1Richard Hemphill as Minion #3Shalome Swinamer as Minion #2Marg Tannahill-Wade as Announcer

Courting Margaret by Bill Demmery and Dave Wade
First aired in Episode #823
A dramatic enactment of what was supposed to happen in-studio last summer. (Yes, they did actually get married!)
Vox: Richard Hemphill as Matt Damon as Richard HemphillTonia Snow as HerselfMarg Tannahill-Wade as HerselfDave Wade as Himself

Mac vs. PC #09 by Bill Demmery
She's beautiful--in a slippery, greasy, expensive sort of way.
Vox: Amy Ford as iPhoneRichard Hemphill as PC

  Length: 17:16  |  4.1 MB  |  32kbps.
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Episode 905:  2007 Funding Drive Episode #2
Aired October 31, 2007

Dionmonisation #1 by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #823
"Stephane Dion does not have empty, soulless eyes..." A backhanded spoof of the recent Conservative attack ads.
Vox: Richard Hemphill as Announcer #2Marg Tannahill-Wade as Announcer #1

Onions off the Starboard Bow by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #828
Evil Doctor Lester Beware catches his minion, Onion, in the middle of a sci-fi daydream.
Vox: Bill Demmery as OnionRichard Hemphill as Lester Beware

Dionmonisation #2 by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #823
"Stephane Dion doesn't stoically shake hands with his children..."
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Announcer #1Richard Hemphill as Announcer #2

Maritime Language Tapes by Bill Demmery and Tonia Snow
First aired in Episode #818
Jiggle your cod and learn along!
Vox: Bill Demmery as InstructorRichard Parks as StudentMarg Tannahill-Wade as Narrator

Courting Margaret by Bill Demmery and Dave Wade
First aired in Episode #823
A dramatic enactment of what was supposed to happen in-studio last summer. (Yes, they did actually get married!)
Vox: Richard Hemphill as Matt Damon as Richard HemphillTonia Snow as HerselfMarg Tannahill-Wade as HerselfDave Wade as Himself

Ontario Lotteries by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #832
Are you a shopkeeper? Play Ontario Lotteries and beat the hell outta the odds!
Vox: Bill Demmery as AnnouncerDan Enright as Shopkeeper #2Richard Parks as Shopkeeper #1Marg Tannahill-Wade as Shopkeeper #3

TravelVelocity.com by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #825
The garden gnome goes to Mexico!
Vox: Bill Demmery as Garden GnomeRichard Hemphill as El DudoRichard Parks as Announcer

Dionmonisation #3 by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #823
"Stephane Dion's platform is not based on bribing parents and working people with small amounts of their own money..."
Vox: Richard Hemphill as Announcer #2Tonia Snow as Announcer #1

The Big Oh! by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #830
News item: Olympic Stadium finally paid off! (And falling apart...)
Vox: Amy Ford as Mlle. LortieRichard Hemphill as Mayor TremblayRichard Parks as M. PotvinMarg Tannahill-Wade as Announcer and Mme. Guertin

Mortuary Express by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #824
He's not really a corpse...
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as CorpseRichard Hemphill as CoronerRichard Parks as Assistant

  Length: 18:44  |  4.4 MB  |  32kbps.
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Episode 906:  Fully Funded
Aired November 7, 2007

Wayne Rostad's Got the Runs Again by Bill Demmery
A playful poke at a local celebrity. This week, he's had a few too many prunes...
Vox: Bill Demmery as Wayne Rostad

Camping! by Bill Demmery
Don't forget the hi-def and the XBox!
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as JustinRichard Parks as Tyler

Cross Country by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #801
A coffee-fueled cross-country epic!
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as HusbandRichard Hemphill as ServerMarg Tannahill-Wade as Wife

Kanata 9-1-1, Episode #16 by Bill Demmery
PVR Not working! A Kanata Resident must replace her PVR when the hard drive fills up.
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as OperatorTonia Snow as AnnouncerMarg Tannahill-Wade as Guest Host

A Day at the Spa by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #801
Anything in the name of beauty.
Vox: Bill Demmery as YohannRichard Hemphill as Herzberg, Kid and UlfTonia Snow as TanyaMarg Tannahill-Wade as MargaretDave Wade as Dad

Wayne Rostad's In the Road Again by Bill Demmery
Our local celebrity is broken down on the highway between gigs.
Vox: Bill Demmery as Wayne Rostad

  Length: 24:38  |  5.8 MB  |  32kbps.
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Episode 907:  The Gang's All Here
Aired November 14, 2007

Wayne Rostad's On the Rug Again by Bill Demmery
This time, Wayne's posing for beefcake shots.
Vox: Bill Demmery as Wayne Rostad

The Rectal Muffler by Tonia Snow
First aired in Episode #719
D'you smell cherries?
Vox: Bill Demmery as Nerdy GuyRichard Hemphill as AnnouncerTonia Snow as Tired Lady and Supermodel

A Visit from the Tooth Fairy by Richard Hemphill
First aired in Episode #623
Tooth Fairy hiring standards have gone wayyy down!
Vox: Bill Demmery as the Tooth FairyRichard Hemphill as Little Kid

Paging Death by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #728
The Grim Reaper finds himself hamstrung by technology.
Vox: Bill Demmery as JimDan Enright as DeathTonia Snow as Karen

Canadian Tireless by Marc-André Bélair
First aired in Episode #726
The jobless Canadian Tire couple ask an Italian Don for help.
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as WaiterBill Demmery as TedRichard Hemphill as Don FettuccineMarg Tannahill-Wade as Gloria

Wayne Rostad's On the Dole Again by Bill Demmery
Oops, he's been cancelled!
Vox: Bill Demmery as Wayne RostadRichard Parks as Producer

  Length: 24:53  |  5.8 MB  |  32kbps.
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Episode 908:  Go West, Young Upwardly-Mobile Man
Aired November 21, 2007

Kanata 9-1-1, Episode #01 by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #724
A terrorising tale from the mean streets of Kanata.
Vox: Bill Demmery as CallerNancy Kenny as OperatorTonia Snow as Announcer

DIY by Tonia Snow
First aired in Episode #719
Why men think of hardware stores asir turf.
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as ClerkMarg Tannahill-Wade as Customer

IOU Direct #03 by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #823
The creepy banker guy goes back in time to spread the message of impersonal electronic banking.
Vox: Bill Demmery as IOU Banker GuyRichard Hemphill as Cave ManShalome Swinamer as Cave Woman

Kanata 9-1-1, Episode #17 by Bill Demmery
Entire Internet Down! A broken coffee-shop router threatens to bring down Kanatan Civilisation as we know it.
Vox: Dan Enright as Guest HostRichard Parks as CallerTonia Snow as Announcer and Operator

  Length: 22:52  |  5.4 MB  |  32kbps.
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Episode 909:  Sounds of Yissterdaye
Aired November 28, 2007

Beach Blanket Baileys by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #804
Just try drinking around the campfire like they do on TV!
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Max KreepingRichard Hemphill as Major MakeupMarg Tannahill-Wade as Carol-Anne Meighen-Ewen

(Un)Dead by Andrew Kirkwood
First aired in Episode #610
A straight guy stumbles into shelter as zombies roam the streets.
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Barley KempBill Demmery as Ashton WhyteDan Enright as Garfield HunteRichard Hemphill as News AnnouncerTonia Snow as Helen Highwater

Kanata 9-1-1, Episode #06 by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #802
Internet Down: Economic catastrophe strikes God's Little Cornfield as a denizen's Internet connection fails!
Vox: Dan Enright as OperatorRichard Hemphill as CallerTonia Snow as Announcer

My So-Called Val Pak Life by Richard Hemphill
First aired in Episode #605
For his ongoing effort to create an oral history of the community of people who live just outside the trailer park known as Lucky Fortune Estates in the vicinity of greater White Bluffs, some PhD candidate interviews the Muckers.
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as InterviewerRichard Hemphill as Donny MuckerMarg Tannahill-Wade as Connie Mucker

  Length: 25:37  |  6.0 MB  |  32kbps.
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Episode 910:  Bonfires and Bonhommes
Aired December 5, 2007

Thanks for Shopping Endlessly by Dan Enright
First aired in Episode #605
An announcer at the Bay says it as it is, plus 10% off!
Vox: Dan Enright as Announcer

Bonfire of the Deities by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #608
Careful with that thunderbolt, Zeus!
Vox: Damien Bailey as AllahMarc-André Bélair as Buddha and VishnuBill Demmery as YawehDan Enright as ZeusChris Laursen as ThorAndrew Kirkwood as NeptuneMarg Tannahill-Wade as Athena

Farmer's Minute #1 by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #817
A local farmer discusses trouble with p*stholes out in the country.
Vox: Richard Hemphill as ClemRichard Parks as Interviewer

  Length: 24:45  |  5.8 MB  |  32kbps.
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Episode 911:  Dial 'P' for Planet
Aired December 12, 2007

Popsi-Cola #1 by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #732
A sentimental look back at Dear Old Mom.
Vox: Bill Demmery as Announcer and Landscaping BossDan Enright as GuyTonia Snow as Mom

Drive-Through Drivel by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #701
What the heck did she just say?
Vox: Bill Demmery as Customer #1 and Customer #3Richard Hemphill as HoneyTonia Snow as Customer #2Marg Tannahill-Wade as Clerk and Dear

Both Kinds of Max by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #818
Both Kinds of Music gets a co-host.
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Max KreepingRichard Parks as Himself

Always Wired on Tim Hortons by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #722
Dear ol' Dad's had one too many.
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as LouBill Demmery as DadRichard Hemphill as Son

Choking Hazard Barbie by Dan Enright
First aired in Episode #611
Introducing the little plastic bee-otch with hands of steel!
Vox: Damien Bailey as AnnouncerBill Demmery as Crusty FatherDan Enright as Little Boy #3Richard Hemphill as Little Boy #1Andrew Kirkwood as Little Boy #2Tonia Snow as Little GirlMarg Tannahill-Wade as Docile Mother and Flower

Popsi-Cola #2 by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #732
Memorable 80's music turns morning commuters into street dancers!
Vox: Dan Enright as GuyRichard Hemphill as AnnouncerTonia Snow as Gal

Computing with Tardzan by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #802
Our favourite apeman talks about computers bugs and walls of fire.
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as AnnouncerRichard Hemphill as TardzanMarg Tannahill-Wade as Janet

  Length: 22:43  |  5.3 MB  |  32kbps.
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Episode 912:  Santa Claus Is Running This Town
Aired December 19, 2007

Santa Claus Is Running This Town by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #709
Santa Claus hires some muscle to help with 'donations' at the Toy Parade. Tooth Fairy subplot shamelessly appropriated from Richard Hemphill.
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Max KreepingBill Demmery as Vito ChiarelliRichard Hemphill as Fire Chief Woody BurnsTonia Snow as Little SuzieMarg Tannahill-Wade as Verma CelliDave Wade as Santa Claus

  Length: 28:51  |  13.0 MB  |  64kbps.
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Episode 913:  As the Pole Turns 2005
Aired December 26, 2007

As the Pole Turns 2005 by Richard Hemphill
First aired in Episode #710
Poor Santa Claus and the residents of the North Pole are thrown into melodramatic mayhem when Rudolph's alcoholism and Mrs. Claus' infidelity surface during the Christmas season. Featuring seasonal old school hip hop classics. A re-editing of the original hour-long classic from Season Three.
Vox: Richard Hemphill as Dr. Nudo, Elf Two, Jeffy, Lester Beware, Mandrake, Phone Voice and VladChris Laursen as Elf One, Onion and Santa ClausMarg Tannahill-Wade as Mrs. Claus and SammyShalome Swinamer as Soap Voice, Trixie and WilmaRachel Tannahill as Vienna de Beauchampignon

  Length: 29:35  |  13.0 MB  |  64kbps.
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Episode 914:  Don't Stop Shopping
Aired January 2, 2008

Out of Line by Tonia Snow
First aired in Episode #810
Would you like fries with that cash withdrawal?
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Clerk #1Dan Enright as Clerk #2Richard Hemphill as Customer

Spinning Tea Cups by Dan Enright
First aired in Episode #602
Rhonda, locked in a contest of one-upmanship with her sister, opens a giant, rotating, flying café.
Vox: Damien Bailey as Announcer GuyRichard Hemphill as Television AnnouncerAndrew Kirkwood as HusbandTonia Snow as Rhonda

The Snobby Dollar by Tonia Snow
First aired in Episode #828
Does it matter where it comes from, if it's only a buck?
Vox: Bill Demmery as CustomerRichard Hemphill as Clerk

Shopping with Satan by Bill Demmery
Satan takes a guest on a shopping romp on his home turf... er, make that Wal-Mart.
Vox: Bill Demmery as Alarm Voice, Clerk and Little KidRichard Hemphill as HimselfMarg Tannahill-Wade as Announcer and Old Lady

  Length: 23:37  |  5.5 MB  |  32kbps.
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Episode 915:  Just Plain Moist
Aired January 9, 2008

Down Under by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #801
The latest in razor technology-up above and "down under!"
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as ManBill Demmery as AnnouncerTonia Snow as Woman

Whenevers by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #811
The new hyperabsorbent adult undergarment - careful with that swimming pool!
Vox: Bill Demmery as Old ManTonia Snow as Old WomanMarg Tannahill-Wade as Announcer

Moist by Jimmy and the Love Muffins and Richard Parks
A cheeky little song about moistness.

Stalking Rick Mercer by Bill Demmery and Tonia Snow
First aired in Episode #722
Tonia's obsession exposed!
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as MichaelBill Demmery as Rick MercerRichard Hemphill as Justice Gomery and KermitTonia Snow as ToniaMarg Tannahill-Wade as Alice

Scourge of the Gatineau by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #611
It's mutiny when weekend swabs spot a coffee shop.
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Salty Bruce and Sloppy JackBill Demmery as Hook and Officer #2Dan Enright as ShipwreckRichard Hemphill as Jolly Richard and Officer #1Tonia Snow as EarringShalome Swinamer as Mandy CannonbodyMarg Tannahill-Wade as Anemone

  Length: 24:04  |  5.6 MB  |  32kbps.
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Episode 916:  The Case of the Junior Sleuths
Aired January 16, 2008

The Case of the Junior Sleuths by Richard Hemphill
First aired in Episode #618
When Professor Octopus is fingered by the Smarmy Boys for a crime he didn't commit, Nancy Shrew and Leroy Mauve team up to frame young Frank--who just happens to be the real killer.
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Leroy MauveBill Demmery as Inspector Harvest and Joe SmarmyRichard Hemphill as Professor Octopus, Fenton Smarmy, Gertrude Smarmy and Prison GuardAndrew Kirkwood as Frank SmarmyTonia Snow as Nancy ShrewMarg Tannahill-Wade as Laura Smarmy and Iola Mortar

  Length: 27:33  |  12.0 MB  |  64kbps.
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Episode 917:  Cracker
Aired January 23, 2008

Cracker by Richard Hemphill
First aired in Episode #607
Could Polly Cracker really be as insane as she seems? Yeah, she could be.
Vox: Damien Bailey as the Guy with the Car and the talking-box at Wendy'sBill Demmery as PitaDan Enright as Waffle and Ginger BewareRichard Hemphill as Radio Announcer and BliniAndrew Kirkwood as Derrick JohnsonMary Shearman as Polly Cracker

  Length: 28:51  |  13.0 MB  |  64kbps.
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Episode 918:  Yoga Does Not a Lightsabre Carry
Aired January 30, 2008

Yogamedics by Dan Enright
A yogic emergency has rescue workers reaching for the Jaws of Life... and Universal Bliss. Go ahead... Namaste! First aired in Season Five.
Vox: Bill Demmery as AnnouncerDan Enright as Caller and Yoga VictimAndrew Kirkwood as Rescuer #1Shalome Swinamer as Operator

Thanks 4 Asking by Richard Hemphill
First aired in Episode #733
A young man breaks the news to his parents: he's... Super.
Vox: Bill Demmery as SonRichard Hemphill as DadMarg Tannahill-Wade as Mom

Extreme Afterlife Makeover by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #835
The Grim Reaper gets a makeover
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as RobinDan Enright as DeathTonia Snow as SueMarg Tannahill-Wade as Kaitlyn

Candida and Geneva On the Street by Richard Hemphill
First aired in Episode #733
Candida and Geneva play Whore/Not Whore on the streets of Vanier.
Vox: Bill Demmery as Creepy GuyTonia Snow as CandidaMarg Tannahill-Wade as Geneva

The Interrogation by Andrew Kirkwood
First aired in Episode #512
Nobody... innocent or guilty... is safe when the interrogators are on the case.
Vox: Damien Bailey as CopBill Demmery as Investigator #2Andrew Kirkwood as Mr. JohnsonChris Laursen as Investigator #1

  Length: 23:06  |  5.4 MB  |  32kbps.
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Episode 919:  Snoozy Suzie's Valentine, Part One
Aired February 6, 2008

Snoozy Suzie's Valentine, Part One by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #820
Little Snoozy Suzie rails against the overcommercialisation of Valentine's Day, and ignites a massive riot. Geezix recovers from his Hallowe'en injuries and becomes an inspiration toa ll, and Fire Chief Burns whips the Juvenile Delinquents into shape. Originally aired in two parts on February 14 and 21. Presented here as one integral episode.
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Juvenile Delinquent and Max KreepingBill Demmery as GeezixRichard Hemphill as Fire Chief Woody Burns and Mr. MuchengeltRichard Parks as Hyper HarryTonia Snow as Snoozy SuzieMarg Tannahill-Wade as Carol-Anne Meighen-Ewen, Mom, Mrs. Battelwagen and StefanyDave Wade as Dad

  Length: 37:24  |  8.8 MB  |  32kbps.
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Episode 920:  Snoozy Suzie's Valentine, Part Two
Aired February 13, 2008

Snoozy Suzie's Valentine, Part Two by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #821
The conclusion of our new Valentine's classic. Audio portion included in #820 and omitted from this online episode.

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Episode 921:  I'm Still a Bad, Bad Girl
Aired February 20, 2008

What's Your Secret? by Richard Hemphill
First aired in Episode #604
You've got questions, s/he has answers.
Vox: Shalome Swinamer as MadgeTonia Snow as Gina

Maid Service by Bill Demmery and Tonia Snow
First aired in Episode #619
Cleaning can be fun!
Vox: Andrew Kirkwood as Simon WussyTonia Snow as Gretchen Kurdbottom

The Girls of the U.N. by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #730
People say that if women ruled the world, war would become a thing of the past...
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as JapanDan Enright as Secretary-GeneralRichard Hemphill as FranceTonia Snow as Canada and GermanyMarg Tannahill-Wade as India and United States

Candida and Geneva On the Street by Richard Hemphill
First aired in Episode #733
Candida and Geneva play Whore/Not Whore on the streets of Vanier.
Vox: Bill Demmery as Creepy GuyTonia Snow as CandidaMarg Tannahill-Wade as Geneva

Maid Service II by Tonia Snow
First aired in Episode #810
Just when you thought it was safe to put down the mop!
Vox: Andrew Kirkwood as Simon WussyTonia Snow as Gretchen Kurdbottom

Stalking Rick Mercer by Bill Demmery and Tonia Snow
First aired in Episode #722
Tonia's obsession exposed!
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as MichaelBill Demmery as Rick MercerRichard Hemphill as Justice Gomery and KermitTonia Snow as ToniaMarg Tannahill-Wade as Alice

  Length: 23:29  |  5.5 MB  |  32kbps.
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Episode 922:  Life's Hell
Aired February 27, 2008

OC Transpo Tips #01: Waiting for the Bus by Bill Demmery
Handy reality-based tips for public transit riders.
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as NarratorBill Demmery as Voiceover

Temporarily Yours by Tonia Snow
First aired in Episode #728
Temp agency terror.
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as CandidateMarg Tannahill-Wade as Recruiter

OC Transpo Tips #02: Boarding the Bus by Bill Demmery
More handy tips from those friendly folks at OC!
Vox: Bill Demmery as VoiceoverMarg Tannahill-Wade as Narrator

Satan vs. Canada by Bill Demmery and Tonia Snow
First aired in Episode #806
The Prince of Darkness sues over unlicensed use of "666."
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as JudgeRichard Hemphill as SatanMarg Tannahill-Wade as Defense Attorney

OC Transpo Tips #03: Fares by Bill Demmery
Endear yourself to your fellow riders by haggling over the fare!
Vox: Bill Demmery as VoiceoverRichard Hemphill as Narrator

Microshaft Blah by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #610
Outsourced technical support for the product that does absolutely nothing.
Vox: Bill Demmery as Tech #2Juanita DeVos as CallerDan Enright as Announcer #1Richard Hemphill as Announcer #2Marg Tannahill-Wade as Tech #1

OC Transpo Tips #04: Behaviour by Bill Demmery
Make yourself comfortable and don't worry about anyone else!
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as NarratorBill Demmery as Voiceover

  Length: 25:25  |  6.0 MB  |  32kbps.
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Episode 923:  Saluting CKCU
Aired March 5, 2008

The Drunken Master Baiter Review by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #733
Another cheeky salute to the Drunken Master Review, which follows Remote Planet at 5pm.
Vox: Bill Demmery as Baiter #3Dan Enright as Baiter #2Richard Hemphill as Baiter #1Marg Tannahill-Wade as Announcer

Both Kinds of Max by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #818
Both Kinds of Music gets a co-host.
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Max KreepingRichard Parks as Himself

The Making of Remote Planet by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #732
A behind-the-scenes look at the production of a Remote Planet episode!
Vox: Bill Demmery as HimselfRichard Hemphill as HimselfTonia Snow as HerselfShalome Swinamer as Herself

A Brief History of CKCU by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #726
A tongue-in-cheek look back at the history of CKCU.
Vox: Bill Demmery as Narrator #4Richard Hemphill as Narrator #2 and ChopperTonia Snow as Narrator #1Shalome Swinamer as Narrator #3

The Drunken Bastard Review by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #732
A cheeky salute to the wonderful show which follows Remote Planet at 5pm.
Vox: Bill Demmery as Bastard #3Dan Enright as Ticket ClerkRichard Hemphill as Bastard #1Dave Wade as Bastard #2Tonia Snow as Announcer

  Length: 24:32  |  5.8 MB  |  32kbps.
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Episode 924:  Digging Out. Again.
Aired March 12, 2008

OC Transpo Tips #05: Language by Bill Demmery
Loud, colourful language will make everybody's bus ride more enjoyable!
Vox: Bill Demmery as VoiceoverMarg Tannahill-Wade as Narrator

Kanata 9-1-1, Episode #03 by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #730
Trapped in an SUV, surrounded by ice in the bank parking lot!
Vox: Richard Hemphill as CallerShalome Swinamer as OperatorTonia Snow as Announcer

The Scottish Anti-Defamation League by Andrew Kirkwood
First aired in Episode #613
The Court of Civil Inanities is now in session!
Vox: Bill Demmery as Guru and LamaDan Enright as HecklerRichard Hemphill as Bailiff and Judge Henri MaisonneuveAndrew Kirkwood as Alistair MacDougallMarg Tannahill-Wade as Diana Sinclair

Unseasonal Disorder by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #728
What's your favourite season?
Vox: Dan Enright as HeTonia Snow as She

OC Transpo Tips #06: Stops by Bill Demmery
Don't try to get off until the doors are closing!
Vox: Bill Demmery as VoiceoverRichard Hemphill as Narrator

Late Night with the Friendly Giant by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #806
Friendly and the boys laugh it up, and Guy Fawkes brings the house down.
Vox: Bill Demmery as Friendly, Rusty, Jerome and Guy FawkesMarg Tannahill-Wade as Queen Elizabeth I

  Length: 24:31  |  5.7 MB  |  32kbps.
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Episode 925:  Beware the Idiots of March
Aired March 19, 2008

OC Transpo Tips #07: Cellphones by Bill Demmery
Got an embarrassing personal problem? Hop aboard and blab to your heart's content!
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as NarratorBill Demmery as Announcer

Squeak! by Dan Enright
First aired in Episode #724
Catch the hazy new craze that's sweeping Vancouver!
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as British ChapBill Demmery as Mayor CliffyRichard Hemphill as Announcer and Stoned Dude

Bjork on the Barn by Dan Enright
First aired in Episode #605
When an apparition begins appearing on the side of a barn in Newfoundland, the locals begin to sing the praises of the blessed Icelander pop-star Bjork.
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as TrevorBill Demmery as HusbandDan Enright as Bjork and Ginger BewareRichard Hemphill as Reverend Arny GeddonShalome Swinamer as WifeMarg Tannahill-Wade as Little Girl

Kanata 9-1-1, Episode #13 by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #830
Cat stuck in a tree. An overstressed Operator is forced to take Discomfort Leave.
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Stress CounsellorBill Demmery as OperatorTonia Snow as AnnouncerMarg Tannahill-Wade as Caller

OC Transpo Tips #08: Lonely Drivers by Bill Demmery
Help keep our lonely drivers distracted!
Vox: Bill Demmery as AnnouncerRichard Hemphill as Narrator

  Length: 24:32  |  5.8 MB  |  32kbps.
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Episode 926:  Global WHAT?
Aired April 2, 2008

OC Transpo Tips #09: Walkers and Strollers by Bill Demmery
Come wedge that toe-stompin' "SUV stroller" aboard!
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as NarratorBill Demmery as Announcer

IOU Direct #02 by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #701
A mugger doesn't stand a chance against the IOU Direct banker guy.
Vox: Bill Demmery as IOU Banker GuyRichard Hemphill as MuggerTonia Snow as Little KidMarg Tannahill-Wade as Voiceover

C'mon See Cape Breton! by Bill Demmery
Come visit our gigantic cornucopia of touristyness!
Vox: Bill Demmery as Man #2 and Bingo CallerRichard Hemphill as Man #1Tonia Snow as Announcer #1

The New Guy by Bill Demmery and Shalome Swinamer
First aired in Episode #719
Haysoos pays a visit to the new Pope.
Vox: Bill Demmery as Pope BenedictRichard Hemphill as CamerlengoShalome Swinamer as Haysoos

Urban Blizzard by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #815
A wintertime smoke break becomes a struggle for survival.
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as SebBill Demmery as BobRichard Hemphill as FrankTonia Snow as Janelle

Bashing the Fat by Tonia Snow
First aired in Episode #808
Let the Nutripharmagenobiological Society help you lose weight the spirit-crushing way!
Vox: Bill Demmery as AnnouncerRichard Hemphill as JurgenAndrew Kirkwood as Angus and Wimpy GuyTonia Snow as Mandy

The Squeaky Tire by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #807
What's that squeaking sound coming from Johnny's room?
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as JohnnyRichard Hemphill as DadMarg Tannahill-Wade as Mom

The Silence of Pompeii by Andrew Kirkwood
First aired in Episode #611
A drunken painter's big exhibit.
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Dick SharpeBill Demmery as Charles Fitzsimmons-PerleyRichard Hemphill as Guilliarmo MamblissimaMarg Tannahill-Wade as Eloise Fanshawe-Thorne

  Length: 25:01  |  5.9 MB  |  32kbps.
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Episode 928:  Short Tempered
Aired April 9, 2008

OC Transpo Tips #10: The Bus Driver Is Your Friend by Bill Demmery
Got a question about anything? Ask a driver!
Vox: Bill Demmery as AnnouncerMarg Tannahill-Wade as Narrator

Secret Meat by Damien Bailey
First aired in Episode #605
Be sure to save the scraps for your dog.
Vox: Bill Demmery as GuestRichard Hemphill as Chef

Blind Date Hell by Tonia Snow
First aired in Episode #713
"He has a speech impediment and smells slightly of faeces..."
Vox: Nancy Kenny as DianeMarg Tannahill-Wade as Emily

Mac vs. PC #04 by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #833
She's hot and has a different look for every occasion.
Vox: Richard Hemphill as PCNancy Kenny as LinuxRichard Parks as Mac

The Effemiray by Andrew Kirkwood
First aired in Episode #602
Three corporate machos connect with their feminine sides in the pink glow of a dying fluourescent light.
Vox: Bill Demmery as JerryRichard Hemphill as HankAndrew Kirkwood as Jack

Savage Remedies by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #818
Simple jungle savages help discover Viagra, make killing on pharma stocks.
Vox: Bill Demmery as Researcher #1 and Savage #2Richard Hemphill as Researcher #2 and Savage #1Andrew Kirkwood as AnnouncerTonia Snow as Translator

Canadian Philosophy by Damien Bailey
First aired in Episode #605
What's the broom for?
Vox: Damien Bailey as VictorBill Demmery as Sandu

The Angel Hunter by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #811
A fond and slightly cheeky tribute to the late Paul Irwin.
Vox: Bill Demmery as The Angel HunterRichard Hemphill as Caught AngelTonia Snow as Singing Angel

Vanier 9-1-1, Episode #1 by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #824
Call back when there's real trouble!
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as AnnouncerRichard Hemphill as OperatorRichard Parks as Caller

Snort-Rite by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #722
Some men just ain't comfortable at the pharmacy.
Vox: Richard Hemphill as ManTonia Snow as ClerkMarg Tannahill-Wade as Woman

Equal Opportunity Bigot by Tonia Snow
First aired in Episode #724
Offense is in the selective eye of the beholder.
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as JoeRichard Hemphill as Bubba-Cooter

Asshole Express by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #821
Stay over and be the best asshole you can be!
Vox: Bill Demmery as OfficerAmy Ford as Lady #2Richard Hemphill as AssholeRichard Parks as Announcer and CashierTonia Snow as Lady #1Marg Tannahill-Wade as Old Lady

Heritage Moment #1 by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #901
The Kitchen Party: a proud part of our heritage.
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Monsieur McGillicuddyBill Demmery as Kermit and MaryRichard Hemphill as Jean-Edouarde and PaulisTonia Snow as Thelma and Voiceover

Dan's Rant: Banks by Bill Demmery and Dan Enright
First aired in Episode #712
A message from Canada's chartered banks. This will teach Dan not to goof around during sound checks.
Vox: Bill Demmery as VoiceoverDan Enright as Maniac

  Length: 25:10  |  5.9 MB  |  32kbps.
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Episode 929:  The Bedtime Story
Aired April 16, 2008

The Bedtime Story by Richard Hemphill
First aired in Episode #601
Jeffy's uncle tells him a romantic tale about how Prince Byron's quest to find his Prince Charming is thwarted by the evil machinations of the cruel Princess Maria-Salacia.
Vox: Damien Bailey as Sycophant, the Queen and Prince Stone Cold Steve AustinBill Demmery as King Luprecht and PriestDan Enright as BlinkyRichard Hemphill as Narrator and JeffyAndrew Kirkwood as Prince ByronMary Shearman as FlossyTonia Snow as Princess Maria-Salacia

  Length: 26:21  |  12.0 MB  |  64kbps.
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Episode 930:  JAG-ED
Aired April 23, 2008

JAG-ED by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #612
In a spoof of a popular syndicated television series, a Canadian military lawyer investigates a payroll theft aboard a naval vessel.
Vox: Damien Bailey as Head of Air Group (HAG)Marc-André Bélair as Comic Relief SpudBill Demmery as Judge BlunderbussDan Enright as Announcer, Captain Wetwake and Pilot WingerRichard Hemphill as Admiral Bullethead and QuartermasterAndrew Kirkwood as Commander Harmless RagTonia Snow as Paymaster Jessica JamesMarg Tannahill-Wade as Floozie Advocate General (FAG)

  Length: 25:45  |  12.0 MB  |  64kbps.
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Episode 931:  ROTFLMAOPMPWTF
Aired April 30, 2008

Choker Express by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #901
They're not really chokers, but they slept well last night.
Vox: Bill Demmery as ReporterRichard Hemphill as AlfieTonia Snow as Voiceover

Apocalypso! by Richard Hemphill
First aired in Episode #604
The Apocalypse, playing now!
Vox: Bill Demmery as Critic and DudeDan Enright as Announcer and HusbandRichard Hemphill as crazed PreacherAndrew Kirkwood as NerdTonia Snow as WifeShalome Swinamer as Lady #1Marg Tannahill-Wade as Lady #2

Kanata 9-1-1, Episode #08 by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #829
Recent arrivals from Downtown are mistaken for illegal urbigrants; a mistaken countrysider calls in; non-Kanatans invade God's Little Cornfield for a hockey game; new urbigrants take a denizenship course.
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Instructor and Recorded AnnouncerBill Demmery as Caller #2Richard Hemphill as Caller #3Richard Parks as OperatorTonia Snow as AnnouncerMarg Tannahill-Wade as Caller #1

Naked by Damien Bailey
First aired in Episode #605
Having a penis is only human. I'd really like to see it.
Vox: Damien Bailey as Bob BusinessRichard Hemphill as Nick Naked

Honest Ted's Funeral Fun Factory by Dan Enright
First aired in Episode #706
Honest Ted puts the fun back into funerals!
Vox: Bill Demmery as Honest Ted, Teen Dude and PirateRichard Hemphill as Mourning Man and PreacherTonia Snow as Little Girl and Raver GirlMarg Tannahill-Wade as Old Lady

The Queen of Breaking Winds Estates by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #828

  Length: 25:25  |  6.0 MB  |  32kbps.
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Episode 932:  Just Go with It
Aired May 7, 2008

Dan's Rant: Conservative Party by Bill Demmery and Dan Enright
First aired in Episode #712
A message from the Conservative Party. This will teach Dan not to goof around during sound checks.
Vox: Bill Demmery as VoiceoverDan Enright as Maniac

My Day by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #724
Lottery winners can have bad days, too.
Vox: Tonia Snow as LiseMarg Tannahill-Wade as Sam

MasterSwipe #1 by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #613
Showin' off yer scars at the tavern for free drinks: priceless!
Vox: Bill Demmery as AnnouncerDan Enright as Hospital AnnouncerRichard Hemphill as Bratty Kid #1Andrew Kirkwood as Bratty Kid #2Tonia Snow as Wife

Finders Keepers by Tonia Snow
First aired in Episode #733
Dog poop, a gold nugget, and a three-way dispute over ownership.
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as PolicemanRichard Hemphill as PasserbyTonia Snow as Little SuzieMarg Tannahill-Wade as Little Becky

MasterSwipe #2 by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #613
Don't worry, don't worry--we'll plead Nakedus Corpuses!
Vox: Damien Bailey as CosmeticianMarc-André Bélair as Pageant ClerkBill Demmery as HairstylistDan Enright as Announcer, Customer and ManiacRichard Hemphill as SalesmanAndrew Kirkwood as LawyerTonia Snow as Saleswoman

Man About Town by Tonia Snow
First aired in Episode #732
Street interviews turn ugly on the Q Channel.
Vox: Bill Demmery as Random ManRichard Hemphill as Burt DoodleyMarg Tannahill-Wade as Random Woman

IOU Direct #01 by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #619
Give us your money.
Vox: Bill Demmery as IOU Banker Guy

MasterSwipe #3 by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #613
Don't forget the safety ropes...
Vox: Damien Bailey as SalesmanMarc-André Bélair as Caver #2Bill Demmery as CuratorRichard Hemphill as Caver #1 and RescuerAndrew Kirkwood as Caver #1Tonia Snow as Announcer

Kanata 9-1-1, Episode #12 by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #833
A malfunctioning new-generation, in-dash, voice-activated GPS navigation system crashes, stranding a Blackberry-Eyed driver.
Vox: Richard Hemphill as CallerNancy Kenny as OperatorTonia Snow as Announcer

  Length: 25:33  |  6.0 MB  |  32kbps.
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Episode 933:  Randomly Spastic
Aired May 14, 2008

Wayne Rostad's Got the Runs Again by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #906
A playful poke at a local celebrity. This week, he's had a few too many prunes...
Vox: Bill Demmery as Wayne Rostad

Tears Are Not Enough by Dan Enright
First aired in Episode #817
Canada's brightest community radio sketch-comedy talents come together for a benefit song after the roof collapses at BC Place. From Dan Enright's Laughterpiece Theatre in Vancouver.
Vox: Bill DemmeryDan EnrightRichard HemphillRichard ParksDavid WignalJenny Young

Ed and Emily by Dan Enright
First aired in Episode #620
When the automated attendant isn't so automated after all.
Vox: Damien Bailey as CallerRichard Hemphill as Greeting VoiceAndrew Kirkwood as EdTonia Snow as MonicaMarg Tannahill-Wade as Emily

Always Wired on Tim Hortons by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #722
Dear ol' Dad's had one too many.
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as LouBill Demmery as DadRichard Hemphill as Son

Kanata 9-1-1, Episode #04 by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #732
An evil Downtowner forces an innocent Blackberry-thumbing Kanata driver to rear-end him.
Vox: Richard Hemphill as OperatorShalome Swinamer as CallerTonia Snow as Announcer

The Adventures of Random Man by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #815
Our split-personality hero stops crimes through random acts!
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Announcer and Robber #2Bill Demmery as Bystander #1 and Radio AnnouncerRichard Hemphill as Bystander #2, Random Man, Robber #1 and ServerAndrew Kirkwood as Bank Manager, Bank Teller and Random ManTonia Snow as Chaos Girl

  Length: 25:36  |  6.0 MB  |  32kbps.
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Episode 934:  Big Trouble in God's Little Cornfield
Aired May 21, 2008

Farmer's Minute #2 by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #825
Sally talks about the care and maintenance of a country girl's p*shbroom.
Vox: Richard Parks as AnnouncerMarg Tannahill-Wade as Sally

Kanata 9-1-1, Episode #19 by Bill Demmery
Our selfless heroes race to re-initialise the victims of a Blackberry-Blackberry collision.
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as Operator #2Bill Demmery as Operator #1Amy Ford as Operator #3Richard Hemphill as Caller #2Richard Parks as Caller #3Tonia Snow as AnnouncerMarg Tannahill-Wade as Caller #1

Happily Ever After by Tonia Snow
First aired in Episode #726
Have you ever wondered what happens after the fairy tale ends? 'Beauty and 'Rella get together and dish!
Vox: Nancy Kenny as CinderellaMarg Tannahill-Wade as Sleeping Beauty

Grief for Life by Dan Enright
First aired in Episode #610
Giving new meaning to "hitting the jackpot!"
Vox: Dan Enright as DanRichard Hemphill as SoldierAndrew Kirkwood as AndrewTonia Snow as WifeMarg Tannahill-Wade as Doctor Desdamona

  Length: 26:17  |  6.2 MB  |  32kbps.
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Episode 935:  I Can Smell the Coppertone
Aired May 28, 2008

Wayne Rostad's In the Road Again by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #906
Our local celebrity is broken down on the highway between gigs.
Vox: Bill Demmery as Wayne Rostad

Agri-Fools by Bill Demmery
Let's grow our own fuel! Who needs food, anyway?
Vox: Bill Demmery as VoiceoverRichard Hemphill as Spokesperson

Mac vs. PC #02 by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #832
Mac gets the horrifying urge to do real work after his st'owner installs Vista.
Vox: Richard Hemphill as PCRichard Parks as Mac

Glade Byward Market Collection by Bill Demmery and Tonia Snow
Bring back fond memories of the Market with Cocaine Quickie, Drunken Fistfight and After the Police Raid!
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as KidRichard Hemphill as DadRichard Parks as AnnouncerTonia Snow as Mom

OC Transpo Tips #01: Waiting for the Bus by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #922
Handy reality-based tips for public transit riders.
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as NarratorBill Demmery as Voiceover

The Girls of the U.N. by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #730
People say that if women ruled the world, war would become a thing of the past...
Vox: Marc-André Bélair as JapanDan Enright as Secretary-GeneralRichard Hemphill as FranceTonia Snow as Canada and GermanyMarg Tannahill-Wade as India and United States

Dream Date 2 by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #807
Your dream man just might have looked you up online...
Vox: Tonia Snow as JoanetteMarg Tannahill-Wade as NatashaDave Wade as Ingemar

  Length: 24:22  |  5.7 MB  |  32kbps.
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Episode 936:  Tic-Toc
Aired June 4, 2008

The Exploding Gourmet by Bill Demmery
Your favourite radio chef is explosively funny...
Vox: Bill Demmery as AnnouncerRichard Hemphill as Graham

eVast-dot-ca by Bill Demmery and Tonia Snow
Pirate? Wench? Single? Look no further!
Vox: Richard Hemphill as AnnouncerBill Demmery as Pirate #1Marc-André Bélair as Pirate #2Tonia Snow as PollyMarg Tannahill-Wade as Wench #1

Finch 9-1-1 by Bill Demmery
Gripping emergency stories from the mean streets of Finch, Ontario.

The Parable of Nature by Dan Enright
First aired in Episode #604
Nature has so much to teach us, especially about modesty.
Vox: Bill Demmery as the ForestDan Enright as AnnouncerChris Laursen as Richard the Huge SquirrelShalome Swinamer as Janice the Bodacious BeaverTonia Snow as Samantha the Squirrel

Maid Service II by Tonia Snow
First aired in Episode #810
Just when you thought it was safe to put down the mop!
Vox: Andrew Kirkwood as Simon WussyTonia Snow as Gretchen Kurdbottom

Farmer's Minute #4 by Bill Demmery
Elmer from Winchester talks about c*ck husbandry. So to speak.
Vox: Richard Hemphill as HostRichard Parks as ElmerTonia Snow as Announcer

Kanata 9-1-1, Episode #07 by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #807
An unstylish Downtowner escapes from the bus compound and terrorises the Kanata Centrum until apprehended by a takedown team!
Vox: Bill Demmery as Officer Kyle WazooskiRichard Hemphill as CallerTonia Snow as AnnouncerDave Wade as Operator

  Length: 23:03  |  5.4 MB  |  32kbps.
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Episode 937:  No Rest for the Witless (Season Nine Finale)
Aired June 11, 2008

OC Transpo Tips #02: Boarding the Bus by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #922
More handy tips from those friendly folks at OC!
Vox: Bill Demmery as VoiceoverMarg Tannahill-Wade as Narrator

I-Ams for Seniors by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #823
Keep Grampa's hair shiny with this exciting new food-like product!
Vox: Bill Demmery as GrampaRichard Parks as AnnouncerMarg Tannahill-Wade as Mom

My Next Day by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #825
Sam's had a luck-filled horrible day.
Vox: Tonia Snow as LiseMarg Tannahill-Wade as Sam

Dan's Rant: Cellphone Providers by Bill Demmery and Dan Enright
First aired in Episode #712
A message from Canada's cellphone providers. This will teach Dan not to goof around during sound checks.
Vox: Bill Demmery as VoiceoverDan Enright as Maniac

Maid Service by Bill Demmery and Tonia Snow
First aired in Episode #619
Cleaning can be fun!
Vox: Andrew Kirkwood as Simon WussyTonia Snow as Gretchen Kurdbottom

Facing Your Mortality by Richard Hemphill
First aired in Episode #623
VasculocranialhypoleukoWHAT? Ginger Beware conducts a terminal interview.
Vox: Dan Enright as Ginger BewareAndrew Kirkwood as Ewen McEwen

Happy Brand Kitchen Bags by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #712
How to deal with handsome, silver-tongued devils leaping through your kitchen window.
Vox: Bill Demmery as Man from HappyRichard Hemphill as VoiceoverMarg Tannahill-Wade as Housewife

Wayne Rostad's On the Rug Again by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #907
This time, Wayne's posing for beefcake shots.
Vox: Bill Demmery as Wayne Rostad

Candida and Geneva at the Wax Museum by Richard Hemphill
First aired in Episode #623
Wax dummies are poor conversationalists.
Vox: Tonia Snow as CandidaMarg Tannahill-Wade as Geneva

Her Day by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #833
This time, it's Lise's turn. Or so she thinks.
Vox: Tonia Snow as LiseMarg Tannahill-Wade as Sam

Mac vs. PC #03 by Bill Demmery
First aired in Episode #832
Mac and PC meet Linux. She's kinda busy running most of the Internet...
Vox: Richard Hemphill as PCNancy Kenny as LinuxRichard Parks as Mac

  Length: 24:07  |  5.7 MB  |  32kbps.
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Episode 938:  Season Nine All-Outtakes Special
Aired June 18, 2008

Glitches and Miscues - Season Nine by Bill Demmery and Remote Planet
Bad timing, and things going wrong.

Out of Air and Backchatter - Season Nine by Bill Demmery and Remote Planet
Remember to breathe--and watch what you say!

Smartass Comments - Season Nine by Bill Demmery and Remote Planet
Sometimes [usually] the wisecracks are funnier than the scripts

Caught by Surprise - Season Nine by Bill Demmery and Remote Planet
Sometimes our lines are actually funny

Prep - Season Nine by Bill Demmery and Remote Planet
Getting ready to perform can have its funny moments.

Flubs - Season Nine by Bill Demmery and Remote Planet
When we just plain blow it.

  Length: 23:16  |  5.5 MB  |  32kbps.
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