Season 11
MAB is a world-class ceiling-tile counter. He once enumerated every tile at Wal-Mart in under sixty seconds, while dragging three security guards, Rocket Richard-style, through Housewares. When someone glances upwards and looks to ask a question, MAB answers immediately with a number.
(Usually, the question was going to be about the weather, and MAB's answer (often 3-4 digits... or zero) is a pretty hot forecast. MAB has a degree in Tachynumeracy (Moose Nads College) and will be a Keynote Speaker at TallyCon 2013, at Tunney's Pasture Endless Conference Centre.
(Photo by Shannon Clark)
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