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A Brief History of CKCU
A Day at the Spa
A Fine Romance
A Problem With Heights (Part I)
A Problem With Heights (Part II)
A Visit from the Tooth Fairy
Across the Universe!
Agri-Fools
Air Canada #1-#2-#3
Alberta--We're Rich!
Always Wired on Tim Hortons
Ama and the Bus
American Newbie
An Indira Mombira's Holiday Special
Animal Hospital
Antiques Road Show in Space
Apocalypso!
Are You Popular?
Arts Interview
Artsh
As The Pole Turns
As the Cyclone Turns
As the Pole Turns 2005
Asbestos Manor
Asshole Express
Augusta and Macon
Aunt Dragonia
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| A Problem With Heights (Part I) |
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Description:
A parody of Alfred Hitchcock's "Vertigo." Detective John "Scottie" Ferguson has a problem with heights which keeps him from police work. He agrees to investigate a friend's wife and ends up caught in a demented love triangle.
MIDGE: So, is she pretty?
SCOTTIE: Mmm... yeah, I suppose she's got this one eyebrow though joins right up above the nose.
MIDGE: Monobrow! That's horrible!
SCOTTIE: I know. I can't understand why she doesn't pluck.
MIDGE: Do you pluck, Johnny-O? |
| Author: |
Chris Laursen |
| Producer: |
Chris Laursen |
| Tech: |
Chris Laursen |
| Recorded: |
at CKCU |
| Aired: |
2000.10.17 - Episode #204 |
| Starring: |
| Chris Laursen |
John 'Scottie' Ferguson, Pop Popalovski, Regent Pillbox, Jean Chretien |
| Linda Quinton-Ploughman |
Midge Wood, Lurlene Jones, Mrs. Klompenboppel, Hairdresser |
| Marg Tannahill-Wade |
Sgt. Sweden, Madeleine Elster, Indira Mombira, Judy Barton, Maude |
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| A Problem With Heights (Part II) |
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Description:
A parody of Alfred Hitchcock's "Vertigo." Detective John "Scottie" Ferguson has a problem with heights which keeps him from police work. He agrees to investigate a friend's wife and ends up caught in a demented love triangle.
MIDGE: So, is she pretty?
SCOTTIE: Mmm... yeah, I suppose. She's got this one eyebrow though joins right up above the nose.
MIDGE: Monobrow! That's horrible!
SCOTTIE: I know. I can't understand why she doesn't pluck.
MIDGE: Do you pluck, Johnny-O? |
| Author: |
Chris Laursen |
| Producer: |
Chris Laursen |
| Tech: |
Chris Laursen |
| Recorded: |
at CKCU |
| Aired: |
2000.10.24 - Episode #205 |
| Starring: |
| Chris Laursen |
John 'Scottie' Ferguson, Pop Popalovski, Regent Pillbox, Jean Chretien |
| Linda Quinton-Ploughman |
Midge Wood, Lurlene Jones, Mrs. Klompenboppel, Hairdresser |
| Marg Tannahill-Wade |
Sgt. Sweden, Madeleine Elster, Indira Mombira, Judy Barton, Maude |
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| A Visit from the Tooth Fairy |
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Description:
Tooth Fairy hiring standards have gone wayyy down! |
| Author: |
Richard Hemphill |
| Producer: |
Richard Hemphill |
| Tech: |
Dave Sarazin |
| Recorded: |
2005.05.21 at CKCU |
| Produced: |
2005.05.25 |
| Aired: |
2005.06.01 - Episode #623 and 4 repeats |
| Length: |
04:01 |
| Starring: |
| Bill Demmery |
the Tooth Fairy |
| Richard Hemphill |
Little Kid |
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| Alberta--We're Rich! |
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Description:
Alberta's rich. We don't need your money. So, if you come, bring a shovel. |
| Author: |
Bill Demmery |
| Producer: |
Bill Demmery |
| Tech: |
Dave Wade |
| Recorded: |
2009.04.04 at CKCU |
| Produced: |
2009.05.12 |
| Aired: |
2009.05.13 - Episode #1032 and 1 repeats |
| Length: |
00:40 |
| Starring: |
| Richard Hemphill |
Announcer |
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| American Newbie |
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Description:
A parody of "American Beauty" with hints of "Psycho" and "The Twilight Zone." Lisa's new best friend Tiffany stays over for the night and flirts with Lisa's dad; frogs fall from the sky and everyone sings.
BILLY: I was behind a Loblaw's one day... and I saw it just floating there in the breeze a pair of old lady's knickers isn't it just beautiful, how it sails along in the wind, free from everything, just letting the wind taking it along. It's almost as if the old lady's knickers were dancing with the wind. That's truly what we should all be free just like that pair of old lady's knickers. Once, those knickers where bound to be stuck to a pair of wrinkly old legs and now look at the knickers in flight it's an amazing sight. This is the most amazing thing I've ever filmed. |
| Author: |
Chris Laursen |
| Producer: |
Chris Laursen |
| Tech: |
Chris Laursen |
| Recorded: |
at CKCU |
| Aired: |
2000.08.07 - Episode #125 |
| Starring: |
| Natasha Abraham |
Tiffany Hendren, Reporter |
| Chris Laursen |
Mr. Newbie, Narrator, Mother, Regent Pillbox, Corey, Billy, Host, Television Voice |
| Tina Malheiro |
Lisa Newbie, Mary (Newscaster), Police Spokeswoman |
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| An Indira Mombira's Holiday Special |
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Description:
Indira Mombira decides to give into her producer Richard's demands and do a "holiday special" feature a horny tabla player, travel agents Dave and Dave, astrologer Shazzy Nichol and nudist advocate/plastic surgeon Dr. Nudo.
INDIRA: When did you start playing tabla drums?
RAJ PUNDA: Oh, when I was in my mother's womb, Indira. You see, my mother liked to slap her belly a lot while I was in there, and she did so in the style of the master Ustad Barim Barang. Ustad Barim Barang was our village's greatest tabla player and he taught me how to slap the skins, as they like to say in youth culture!
INDIRA: [giggles] I am sorry I am just imagining you slapping the skins, and it makes me very excited! |
| Authors: |
Chris Laursen, Richard Hemphill |
| Producer: |
Chris Laursen |
| Tech: |
Chris Laursen |
| Recorded: |
at CKCU |
| Aired: |
2000.12.19 - Episode #210 |
| Starring: |
| Richard Hemphill |
Dave Veal, Dr. Nudo |
| Chris Laursen |
Murray Takamoto, Raj Punda, Dave Peas, Shazzy Nichol |
| Marg Tannahill-Wade |
Indira Mombira |
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| Antiques Road Show in Space |
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Description:
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| Author: |
Richard Hemphill |
| Producer: |
Richard Hemphill |
| Tech: |
Chris Laursen |
| Recorded: |
at CKCU |
| Aired: |
2001.05.22 - Episode #225 and 4 repeats |
| Length: |
02:45 |
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| Are You Popular? |
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Description:
Real propaganda from the real past. |
| Author: |
Unknown |
| Producer: |
Unknown |
| Tech: |
Chris Laursen |
| Recorded: |
at CKCU |
| Aired: |
2003.12.03 - Episode #503 |
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| Arts Interview |
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Description:
An interviewer, a chiropractor, and a duck. Spot the quack! Introducing Laughterpiece Theatre, a new sister sketch-comedy group in Vancouver! |
| Author: |
Dan Enright |
| Producer: |
Dan Enright |
| Tech: |
Dave Wade |
| Recorded: |
at CKCU |
| Produced: |
2007.01.08 |
| Aired: |
2007.01.10 - Episode #815 and 1 repeats |
| Length: |
07:31 |
| Starring: |
| Dan Enright |
Interviewer |
| David Wignal |
Chiropractor |
|
| As The Pole Turns |
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Description:
Poor Santa Claus and the residents of the North Pole are thrown into melodramatic mayhem when Rudolph's alcoholism and Mrs. Claus' infidelity surface during the Christmas season. Featuring seasonal old school hip hop classics.
SANTA: The website? That cheap old thing? It's an amateurish piece of Flash animation that has a cartoon of me bouncing a child in my lap and asking if you've been naughty or nice. If you click on I've been nice, it disables your mouse. If you click on I've been naughty, it links you to a raunchy porn site called www.santaslittlehelper.com, charges your credit card forty-five bucks, and then disables your mouse. |
| Author: |
Richard Hemphill |
| Producer: |
Richard Hemphill |
| Tech: |
Chris Laursen |
| Recorded: |
at CKCU |
| Aired: |
2001.12.25 - Episode #317 |
| Starring: |
| Richard Hemphill |
Phone Voice, Jeffy, Dr. Nudo, Elf Two, Vlad, Lester Beware, Mandrake |
| Chris Laursen |
Santa Claus, Onion, Elf One |
| Shalome Swinamer |
Trixie, Soap Voice, Wilma |
| Rachel Tannahill |
Vienna de Beauchampignon |
| Marg Tannahill-Wade |
Mrs. Claus, Sammy |
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| As the Pole Turns 2005 |
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Description:
Poor Santa Claus and the residents of the North Pole are thrown into melodramatic mayhem when Rudolph's alcoholism and Mrs. Claus' infidelity surface during the Christmas season. Featuring seasonal old school hip hop classics. A re-editing of the original hour-long classic from Season Three. |
| Author: |
Richard Hemphill |
| Producer: |
Richard Hemphill |
| Tech: |
Dave Wade |
| Recorded: |
at CKCU |
| Aired: |
2005.12.21 - Episode #710 and 6 repeats |
| Starring: |
| Richard Hemphill |
Dr. Nudo, Elf Two, Jeffy, Lester Beware, Mandrake, Phone Voice, Vlad |
| Chris Laursen |
Elf One, Onion, Santa Claus |
| Marg Tannahill-Wade |
Mrs. Claus, Sammy |
| Shalome Swinamer |
Soap Voice, Trixie, Wilma |
| Rachel Tannahill |
Vienna de Beauchampignon |
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| Asbestos Manor |
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Description:
Real propaganda from the real past. |
| Author: |
Unknown |
| Producer: |
Unknown |
| Tech: |
Chris Laursen |
| Recorded: |
at CKCU |
| Aired: |
2004.02.04 - Episode #508 |
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| Augusta and Macon |
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Description:
Augusta Georgia exposes her husband Macon's redundant life anecdotes for what they are. |
| Author: |
Richard Hemphill |
| Producer: |
Richard Hemphill |
| Tech: |
Chris Laursen |
| Recorded: |
at CKCU |
| Aired: |
2002.01.01 - Episode #318 and 1 repeats |
| Length: |
14:10 |
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