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Baby Dyke Dolls
Baby's First Baptism
Backchatter 2008
Backseat GPS
Ballistery
Bashing the Fat
Beach Blanket Baileys
Beauty
Best of 2000 (Part I)
Best of 2000 (Part II)
Best of Richard Hemphill Montage #1
Best of Richard Hemphill Montage #2
Big Boss Baby
Big Brother
Billionaire: One-on-One
Bjork on the Barn
Blind Date Hell
Blooming Discoveries #1
Blooming Discoveries #2
Bonfire of the Deities
Both Kinds of Max
Boys Beware
Breaking News
Breaking Winds Estates
Breakout
Brunch with Indira
Bullshit Express
Bunny Town One
Bunny Town Two
Busting a Nut
Butch Landers - New School Bully
By the Tail #1
By the Tail #2
By the Tail #3

Baby Dyke Dolls (Back to Top)
Description:
Introducing the 'alternative' doll.
Author: Richard Hemphill
Producer: Richard Hemphill
Tech: Dave Wade
Recorded: at CKCU
Produced: 2009.01.20
Aired: 2009.01.28 - Episode #1017 and 4 repeats
Length: 02:49
Starring:
 Pat Gauthier Announcer
 Tonia Snow Sam
 Marg Tannahill-Wade Mom

Baby's First Baptism (Back to Top)
Description:
Author: Richard Hemphill
Producer: Richard Hemphill
Tech: Dave Wade
Recorded: at CKCU
Aired: 2010.02.10 - Episode #1120 and 3 repeats
Length: 03:04

Backchatter 2008 (Back to Top)
Description:
And sometimes the behind-the-scenes chatter is funnier than the script!
Author: Remote Planet
Producer: Bill Demmery
Tech: Dave Wade
Recorded: at CKCU
Produced: 2008.12.30
Aired: 2008.12.31 - Episode #1013

Backseat GPS (Back to Top)
Description:
The perfect driving companion for single men!
Author: Bill Demmery
Producer: Bill Demmery
Tech: Dave Wade
Recorded: 2007.07.21 at CKCU
Produced: 2008.10.16
Aired: 2008.11.12 - Episode #1006 and 3 repeats
Length: 02:46
Starring:
 Bill Demmery Announcer, Creepy Guy
 Richard Hemphill Life-long Bachelor, Frustrated Husband, Laid-Back Dude
 Tonia Snow Crazed Screamer
 Marg Tannahill-Wade GPS Unit

Ballistery (Back to Top)
Description:
The squirrel kingdom declares war on the human inhabitants of this planet, one human at a time
Author: Richard Hemphill
Producer: Richard Hemphill
Tech: Dave Wade
Recorded: at CKCU
Aired: 2005.12.12 - Episode #708 and 3 repeats
Starring:
 Marc-André Bélair Doctor Pfeffer
 Bill Demmery Brandon Manitoba, General Peanut, Colonel Yamhead
 Richard Hemphill Almond, Egads Eureka
 Nancy Kenny King Macadamia
 Tonia Snow Announcer, Pandora, Agent Cashew

Bashing the Fat (Back to Top)
Description:
Let the Nutripharmagenobiological Society help you lose weight the spirit-crushing way!
Author: Tonia Snow
Producer: Tonia Snow
Tech: Dave Wade
Recorded: 2006.09.09 at CKCU
Produced: 2006.11.21
Aired: 2006.11.22 - Episode #808 and 5 repeats
Length: 03:40
Starring:
 Bill Demmery Announcer
 Richard Hemphill Jurgen
 Andrew Kirkwood Angus, Wimpy Guy
 Tonia Snow Mandy

Beach Blanket Baileys (Back to Top)
Description:
Just try drinking around the campfire like they do on TV!
Author: Bill Demmery
Producer: Bill Demmery
Tech: Dave Wade
Recorded: 2006.05.13 at CKCU
Produced: 2006.06.14
Aired: 2006.10.25 - Episode #804 and 1 repeats
Length: 02:06
Starring:
 Marc-André Bélair Max Kreeping
 Richard Hemphill Major Makeup
 Marg Tannahill-Wade Carol-Anne Meighen-Ewen

Beauty (Back to Top)
Author: Damien Bailey
Producer: Damien Bailey
Tech: Chris Laursen
Recorded: at CKCU
Aired: 2003.02.25 - Episode #422

Best of 2000 (Part I) (Back to Top)
Description:
Favorite music from the year 2000.
MUSIC MADNESS: Featuring The Smashing Pumpkins, Laika, Jim Bryson and the Occasionals, Yo La Tengo, Moonbabies, Sigur Ros, Radiohead, Blonde Redhead, Björk and more...
Authors: Chris Laursen, Richard Hemphill
Producer: Chris Laursen
Tech: Chris Laursen
Recorded: at CKCU
Aired: 2000.12.26 - Episode #211

Best of 2000 (Part II) (Back to Top)
Description:
Favorite music from the year 2000.
MUSIC MADNESS: Featuring The Smashing Pumpkins, Laika, Jim Bryson and the Occasionals, Yo La Tengo, Moonbabies, Sigur Ros, Radiohead, Blonde Redhead, Björk and more...
Authors: Chris Laursen, Richard Hemphill
Producer: Chris Laursen
Tech: Chris Laursen
Recorded: at CKCU
Aired: 2001.01.02 - Episode #212

Best of Richard Hemphill Montage #1 (Back to Top)
Description:
A sampling of the best writing, producing and performing by our own award-winning Richard Hemphill.
Producer: Richard Hemphill
Aired: 2008.11.05 - Episode #1005
Length: 02:58

Best of Richard Hemphill Montage #2 (Back to Top)
Description:
More hilarious tidbits from Richard Hemphill!
Aired: 2008.11.05 - Episode #1005
Length: 02:49

Big Boss Baby (Back to Top)
Description:
Author: Richard Hemphill
Producer: Richard Hemphill
Tech: Dave Wade
Recorded: at CKCU
Aired: 2010.03.10 - Episode #1124 and 2 repeats
Length: 03:42

Big Brother (Back to Top)
Description:
Author: Richard Hemphill
Producer: Richard Hemphill
Tech: Dave Wade
Recorded: at CKCU
Aired: 2009.04.01 - Episode #1026

Billionaire: One-on-One (Back to Top)
Description:
C'mon... you always knew it was rigged...
Author: Bill Demmery
Producer: Bill Demmery
Tech: Dave Wade
Recorded: 2007.02.03 at CKCU
Produced: 2007.03.18
Aired: 2007.05.09 - Episode #832
Length: 08:56
Starring:
 Bill Demmery Regis Pillbottle
 Amy Ford Katie
 Richard Parks Stan

Bjork on the Barn (Back to Top)
Description:
When an apparition begins appearing on the side of a barn in Newfoundland, the locals begin to sing the praises of the blessed Icelander pop-star Bjork.
Author: Dan Enright
Producer: Dan Enright
Tech: Dave Sarazin
Recorded: 2004.11.27 at CKCU
Aired: Episode #605 and 1 repeats
Length: 12:12
Starring:
 Marc-André Bélair Trevor
 Bill Demmery Husband
 Dan Enright Bjork, Ginger Beware
 Richard Hemphill Reverend Arny Geddon
 Shalome Swinamer Wife
 Marg Tannahill-Wade Little Girl

Blind Date Hell (Back to Top)
Description:
"He has a speech impediment and smells slightly of faeces..."
Author: Tonia Snow
Producer: Tonia Snow
Tech: Dave Wade
Recorded: 2005.07.09 at CKCU
Produced: 2006.01.22
Aired: 2006.01.25 - Episode #713 and 5 repeats
Length: 02:41
Starring:
 Nancy Kenny Diane
 Marg Tannahill-Wade Emily

Blooming Discoveries #1 (Back to Top)
Description:
Flower discusses the implications of the recent observation of a marjorana particle, and whether you can get any on the streets of Amsterdam.
Author: Bill Demmery
Producer: Bill Demmery
Tech: Dave Wade
Recorded: 2012.04.28 at CKCU
Produced: 2012.04.29
Aired: 2012.05.02 - Episode #1330 and 1 repeats
Length: 03:47
Starring:
 Marg Tannahill-Wade Flower
 Richard Parks Announcer

Blooming Discoveries #2 (Back to Top)
Description:
Anecdotal evidence suggests that some women have orgasms at the gym. Flower explains it all before embarking on her new fitness plan!
Author: Bill Demmery
Producer: Bill Demmery
Tech: Dave Wade
Recorded: 2012.04.28 at CKCU
Aired: 2012.05.09 - Episode #1331 and 1 repeats
Length: 01:33
Starring:
 Marg Tannahill-Wade Flower
 Richard Parks Announcer

Bonfire of the Deities (Back to Top)
Description:
Careful with that thunderbolt, Zeus!
Author: Bill Demmery
Producer: Bill Demmery
Tech: Dave Wade
Recorded: 2005.01.29 at CKCU
Produced: 2005.02.24
Aired: Episode #608 and 2 repeats
Length: 16:16
Starring:
 Damien Bailey Allah
 Marc-André Bélair Buddha, Vishnu
 Bill Demmery Yaweh
 Dan Enright Zeus
 Chris Laursen Thor
 Andrew Kirkwood Neptune
 Marg Tannahill-Wade Athena

Both Kinds of Max (Back to Top)
Description:
Both Kinds of Music gets a co-host.
Author: Bill Demmery
Producer: Bill Demmery
Tech: Dave Wade
Recorded: 2007.01.20 at CKCU
Produced: 2007.01.28
Aired: 2007.01.31 - Episode #818 and 5 repeats
Length: 04:50
Starring:
 Marc-André Bélair Max Kreeping
 Richard Parks Himself

Boys Beware (Back to Top)
Description:
Real propaganda from the real past.
Author: Unknown
Producer: Unknown
Tech: Chris Laursen
Recorded: at CKCU
Aired: 2003.12.10 - Episode #504

Breaking News (Back to Top)
Description:
Author: Richard Hemphill
Producer: Richard Hemphill
Aired: 2010.04.14 - Episode #1129 and 2 repeats
Length: 02:26

Breaking Winds Estates (Back to Top)
Description:
Her Majesty and Philip vacation at a maritime trailer park.
Author: Dan Enright
Producer: Dan Enright
Tech: Chris Laursen
Recorded: at CKCU
Aired: 2004.02.04 - Episode #508
Length: 08:09
Starring:
 Flavia Ingham The Queen
 Chris Laursen Prince Philip
 Marg Tannahill-Wade Hoodlum

Breakout (Back to Top)
Description:
Earth visits the doctor with a bad CO2 smell and a fever. The diagnosis: it's life--and it's contagious!
Author: Bill Demmery
Producer: Bill Demmery
Tech: Bill Demmery
Written: 2012.08.01
Recorded: 2012.09.22 at CKCU
Produced: 2012.09.22
Aired: 2012.10.10 - Episode #1402
Length: 07:50
Starring:
 Richard Hemphill Earth
 Caitlin Oleson Doctor

Brunch with Indira (Back to Top)
Description:
The first-ever episode of "Brunch With Indira" featuring a man who defends pot bellies; an emotionless fast food chef; androgynous astrologist Shazzy Nichol; a metal star speaks against the net.
INDIRA: I see you have many, many bowls here in the kitchen. What shall we do with your bowls today?
ALLAN: Pardon?INDIRA: Your mixing bowls, Allan.
Author: Chris Laursen
Producer: Chris Laursen
Tech: Chris Laursen
Recorded: at CKCU
Aired: 2000.05.15 - Episode #118
Starring:
 Marg Tannahill-Wade Indira Mombira, Kate, Rosie
 Chris Laursen Murray Takamoto, Ron Pitchfork, Shazzy Nichol, Allan Pithole, Lans Ooglock, Gregory, Metal Cut Fan

Bullshit Express (Back to Top)
Description:
He's full of it, but he did use his points...
Author: Bill Demmery
Producer: Bill Demmery
Tech: Dave Wade
Recorded: 2008.02.23 at CKCU
Produced: 2008.10.04
Aired: 2008.10.08 - Episode #1001 and 4 repeats
Length: 00:55
Starring:
 Marc-André Bélair Man #2
 Bill Demmery Man #3
 Richard Hemphill Man #1
 Marg Tannahill-Wade Voiceover

Bunny Town One (Back to Top)
Description:
Author: Richard Hemphill
Producer: Richard Hemphill
Tech: Dave Wade
Recorded: at CKCU
Aired: 2010.02.17 - Episode #1121 and 3 repeats
Length: 02:21

Bunny Town Two (Back to Top)
Description:
Author: Richard Hemphill
Producer: Richard Hemphill
Tech: Dave Wade
Recorded: at CKCU
Aired: 2010.02.17 - Episode #1121 and 1 repeats
Length: 00:07

Busting a Nut (Back to Top)
Description:
Follow Tommy the Squirrel through the trials and tribulations of handling his nuts.
Author: Damien Bailey
Producer: Damien Bailey
Tech: Chris Laursen
Recorded: at CKCU
Aired: 2004.03.24 - Episode #512
Length: 06:22
Starring:
 Dan Enright Stomach
 Flavia Ingham Darlene the Squirrel
 Chris Laursen Momma Squirrel
 Owen Spendlove Tommy the Squirrel

Butch Landers - New School Bully (Back to Top)
Description:
Author: Richard Hemphill
Producer: Richard Hemphill
Tech: Dave Wade
Recorded: at CKCU
Aired: 2010.02.10 - Episode #1120 and 2 repeats
Length: 03:08

By the Tail #1 (Back to Top)
Description:
Tiger's busily covering up all his vices.
Author: Bill Demmery
Producer: Bill Demmery
Tech: Dave Wade
Recorded: 2010.01.30 at CKCU
Produced: 2010.02.08
Aired: 2010.02.17 - Episode #1121 and 1 repeats
Length: 00:25
Starring:
 Dave Perkins Tiger
 Marg Tannahill-Wade Girl on Telephone

By the Tail #2 (Back to Top)
Description:
Tiger's still at it.
Author: Bill Demmery
Producer: Bill Demmery
Tech: Dave Wade
Recorded: 2010.01.30 at CKCU
Produced: 2010.02.08
Aired: 2010.02.17 - Episode #1121 and 1 repeats
Length: 00:24
Starring:
 Dave Perkins Tiger
 Marg Tannahill-Wade Girl on Telephone

By the Tail #3 (Back to Top)
Description:
Yep... Tiger's gonna be busy for a while.
Author: Bill Demmery
Producer: Bill Demmery
Tech: Dave Wade
Recorded: 2010.01.30 at CKCU
Produced: 2010.02.08
Aired: 2010.02.17 - Episode #1121 and 1 repeats
Length: 00:21
Starring:
 Dave Perkins Tiger
 Marg Tannahill-Wade Girl on Telephone

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