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C'mon See Cape Breton!
C-Notes
CKCUFM (Funding Drive)
CSI: Wawa
Camping!
Can't Get Yer Kids... #2
Can't Get Yer Kids... #3
Can't Get Yer Kids... #4
Can't Get Yer Kids... #5
Can't Get Yer Kids... #6
CanJet #1
Canadian Philosophy
Canadian Tireless
Canadian Trike
Candida and Geneva On the Street
Candida and Geneva at the Blood Bank
Candida and Geneva at the Movies
Candida and Geneva at the Soup Kitchen
Candida and Geneva at the Wax Museum
Cannabliserine
Cat Farm
Caught by Surprise - Season Nine
Cavemensa
Celebrity Spelling Bee
Chariot, Pigeon & the Potato
Children's Literability Campaign
Children's Show
Childsplay Architecture
Choker Express
Choking Hazard Barbie
Chris's Maid
Clew
Come Again
Coming Out East
Computing with Tardzan
Conjugation
Cooking with Ginger
Cough!
Courting Margaret
Cracker
Cross Country
Cry Me a River #1
Cry Me a River #2
Cyberplagiarist
C'mon See Cape Breton! (Back to Top)
Description:
Come visit our gigantic cornucopia of touristyness!
Author: Bill Demmery
Producer: Bill Demmery
Tech: Dave Wade
Recorded: 2008.03.22 at CKCU
Produced: 2008.03.24
Aired: 2008.04.02 - Episode #926 and 5 repeats
Length: 01:09
Starring:
 Bill Demmery Man #2, Bingo Caller
 Richard Hemphill Man #1
 Tonia Snow Announcer #1
C-Notes (Back to Top)
Description:
Porkbarrelling is as old as politics. The "C's" are just being open about it.
Author: Bill Demmery
Producer: Bill Demmery
Recorded: 2009.10.17Demmery_B
Produced: 2009.10.22
Aired: 2009.10.28 - Episode #1105 and 1 repeats
Length: 00:27
Starring:
 Richard Hemphill Announcer
 Richard Parks Dubbed Voice
CKCUFM (Funding Drive) (Back to Top)
Description:
Canadians who Knewed Chretien are Underwriting a Fabulous Monument.
Authors: Andrew Kirkwood, Dan Enright
Producer: Dan Enright
Tech: Dave Wade
Recorded: at CKCU
Aired: Episode #603
Starring:
 Andrew Kirkwood  
 Dan Enright  
CSI: Wawa (Back to Top)
Description:
Fictional supermodel, Flower, is dead, and the killer is on the loose!
Author: Andrew Kirkwood
Producer: Andrew Kirkwood
Tech: Dave Wade
Recorded: at CKCU
Aired: Episode #613
Length: 13:52
Starring:
 Damien Bailey Warblick
 Bill Demmery Announcer, Hook, Husband, Yaweh
 Dan Enright Doc, Parrot
 Richard Hemphill Crass
 Andrew Kirkwood Grizzle
 Sora Olah Catherine, Janice
 Marg Tannahill-Wade Florence Turvey, Flower, Indira Mombira, Herself
Camping! (Back to Top)
Description:
Don't forget the hi-def and the XBox!
Author: Bill Demmery
Producer: Bill Demmery
Tech: Dave Wade
Recorded: 2007.09.15 at CKCU
Produced: 2007.11.04
Aired: 2007.11.07 - Episode #906 and 6 repeats
Length: 03:05
Starring:
 Marc-André Bélair Justin
 Richard Parks Tyler
Can't Get Yer Kids... #2 (Back to Top)
Description:
Cant' get yer kids to leave home? Here's an idea...
Author: Bill Demmery
Producer: Bill Demmery
Tech: Dave Wade
Recorded: 2006.05.13 at CKCU
Produced: 2006.05.28
Aired: 2006.10.11 - Episode #802
Starring:
 Marg Tannahill-Wade Crazy Old Lady
Can't Get Yer Kids... #3 (Back to Top)
Description:
Can't get yer kids to leave home? Here's an idea...
Author: Bill Demmery
Producer: Bill Demmery
Tech: Dave Wade
Recorded: 2006.05.13 at CKCU
Produced: 2006.05.28
Aired: 2006.10.18 - Episode #803
Starring:
 Marg Tannahill-Wade Crazy Old Lady
Can't Get Yer Kids... #4 (Back to Top)
Description:
Can't get yer kids to leave home? Here's an idea...
Author: Bill Demmery
Producer: Bill Demmery
Tech: Dave Wade
Recorded: 2006.05.13 at CKCU
Produced: 2006.05.28
Aired: 2006.11.08 - Episode #806
Starring:
 Marg Tannahill-Wade Crazy Old Lady
Can't Get Yer Kids... #5 (Back to Top)
Description:
Can't get yer kids to leave home? Here's an idea...
Author: Bill Demmery
Producer: Bill Demmery
Tech: Dave Wade
Recorded: 2006.05.13 at CKCU
Produced: 2006.05.28
Aired: 2006.11.15 - Episode #807
Starring:
 Marg Tannahill-Wade Crazy Old Lady
Can't Get Yer Kids... #6 (Back to Top)
Description:
Can't get yer kids to leave home? Here's an idea...
Author: Bill Demmery
Producer: Bill Demmery
Tech: Dave Wade
Recorded: 2006.05.13 at CKCU
Produced: 2006.05.28
Aired: 2006.11.29 - Episode #809
Starring:
 Marg Tannahill-Wade Crazy Old Lady
CanJet #1 (Back to Top)
Description:
Look out, Canada 3000!
Authors: Bill Demmery, Roy Demmery
Producer: Bill Demmery
Tech: Dave Wade
Recorded: 2006.02.11 at CKCU
Produced: 2006.02.26
Aired: 2006.03.01 - Episode #718 and 1 repeats
Length: 03:40
Starring:
 Marc-André Bélair Ticket Agent
 Richard Hemphill Pilot
 Tonia Snow Stewardess
 Marg Tannahill-Wade Passenger
Canadian Philosophy (Back to Top)
Description:
What's the broom for?
Author: Damien Bailey
Producer: Damien Bailey
Tech: Dave Wade
Recorded: at CKCU
Aired: Episode #605 and 2 repeats
Length: 00:37
Starring:
 Damien Bailey Victor
 Bill Demmery Sandu
Canadian Tireless (Back to Top)
Description:
The jobless Canadian Tire couple ask an Italian Don for help.
Author: Marc-André Bélair
Producer: Marc-André Bélair
Tech: Dave Sarazin
Recorded: 2006.03.25 at CKCU
Produced: 2006.04.09
Aired: 2006.04.12 - Episode #726 and 5 repeats
Length: 07:05
Starring:
 Marc-André Bélair Waiter
 Bill Demmery Ted
 Richard Hemphill Don Fettuccine
 Marg Tannahill-Wade Gloria
Canadian Trike (Back to Top)
Description:
The crew at Lanark County Trikes put together a custom tricycle for a celebrity kid, while fighting, playing and drinking enormous quantities of Mountain Dew.
Author: Bill Demmery
Producer: Bill Demmery
Tech: Dave Wade
Recorded: 2005.04.30 at CKCU
Produced: 2005.05.15
Aired: 2005.05.18 - Episode #621 and 2 repeats
Length: 28:58
Starring:
 Bill Demmery Billy
 Richard Hemphill Seamus
 Andrew Kirkwood Agent, Pete Jr.
 Tonia Snow Niece, Stunt Double
 Shalome Swinamer Announcer
 Marg Tannahill-Wade Alannis
 Dave Wade Pete Sr.
Candida and Geneva On the Street (Back to Top)
Description:
Candida and Geneva play Whore/Not Whore on the streets of Vanier.
Author: Richard Hemphill
Producer: Richard Hemphill
Tech: Dave Wade
Recorded: at CKCU
Produced: 2006.05.29
Aired: 2006.05.31 - Episode #733 and 7 repeats
Length: 03:57
Starring:
 Bill Demmery Creepy Guy
 Tonia Snow Candida
 Marg Tannahill-Wade Geneva
Candida and Geneva at the Blood Bank (Back to Top)
Description:
Candida and Geneva donate a pint and take the usual pound of flesh.
Author: Richard Hemphill
Producer: Richard Hemphill
Tech: Dave Wade
Recorded: 2008.09.13 at CKCU
Produced: 2009.01.20
Aired: 2009.01.14 - Episode #1016 and 4 repeats
Length: 03:43
Starring:
 Pat Gauthier Squeev
 Tonia Snow Candida
 Marg Tannahill-Wade Geneva
Candida and Geneva at the Movies (Back to Top)
Description:
Author: Richard Hemphill
Producer: Richard Hemphill
Tech: Dave Wade
Recorded: 2008.09.13 at CKCU
Aired: 2010.02.17 - Episode #1121 and 2 repeats
Length: 03:35
Candida and Geneva at the Soup Kitchen (Back to Top)
Description:
Candida and Geneva give the soup kitchen a working over as part of their community hours.
Author: Richard Hemphill
Producer: Richard Hemphill
Tech: Dave Wade
Recorded: at CKCU
Produced: 2008.12.01
Aired: 2009.01.14 - Episode #1016 and 2 repeats
Length: 01:54
Starring:
 Pat Gauthier Squeev
 Tonia Snow Candida
 Marg Tannahill-Wade Geneva
Candida and Geneva at the Wax Museum (Back to Top)
Description:
Wax dummies are poor conversationalists.
Author: Richard Hemphill
Producer: Richard Hemphill
Tech: Dave Sarazin
Recorded: 2005.05.21 at CKCU
Produced: 2005.05.31
Aired: 2005.06.01 - Episode #623 and 6 repeats
Length: 03:37
Starring:
 Tonia Snow Candida
 Marg Tannahill-Wade Geneva
Cannabliserine (Back to Top)
Description:
Author: Laughterpiece Theatre
Producer: Laughterpiece Theatre
Aired: 2011.11.23 - Episode #1308
Length: 00:31
Cat Farm (Back to Top)
Description:
Kids visit the Flatulent Cat Farm.
Author: Richard Hemphill
Producer: Richard Hemphill
Tech: Dave Wade
Recorded: at CKCU
Produced: 2009.01.20
Aired: 2009.01.14 - Episode #1016 and 6 repeats
Length: 03:35
Starring:
 Bill Demmery Dan
 Richard Hemphill Unidentified Adult Character
 Tonia Snow Kid #1
 Marg Tannahill-Wade Kid #2
Caught by Surprise - Season Nine (Back to Top)
Description:
Sometimes our lines are actually funny
Author: Remote Planet
Producer: Bill Demmery
Tech: Dave Wade
Recorded: at CKCU
Aired: 2008.06.18 - Episode #938
Cavemensa (Back to Top)
Description:
Author: Richard Hemphill
Producer: Richard Hemphill
Tech: Dave Wade
Recorded: at CKCU
Aired: 2010.03.10 - Episode #1124 and 3 repeats
Length: 00:46
Celebrity Spelling Bee (Back to Top)
Description:
Noted celebrities try their hand at spelling.
Authors: Bill Demmery, Tonia Snow
Producer: Bill Demmery
Tech: Dave Wade
Recorded: 2007.04.29 at CKCU
Produced: 2007.05.31
Aired: 2007.05.30 - Episode #835
Length: 03:04
Starring:
 Richard Hemphill George Bush, Stephane Dion, Stephen Harper, David Suzuki
 Richard Parks Announcer
 Tonia Snow Paris Hilton, Belinda Stronach
Chariot, Pigeon & the Potato (Back to Top)
Description:
They're down to their last potato. There is a backstory...
Author: Dan Enright
Producer: Dan Enright
Tech: Chris Laursen
Recorded: at CKCU
Aired: 2004.03.10 - Episode #510
Length: 03:57
Starring:
 Karl Claude Pigeon
 Dan Enright The Potato
 Owen Spendlove Chariot
Children's Literability Campaign (Back to Top)
Description:
Author: Richard Hemphill
Producer: Richard Hemphill
Tech: Dave Wade
Recorded: at CKCU
Aired: 2010.02.17 - Episode #1121 and 3 repeats
Length: 04:59
Children's Show (Back to Top)
Description:
A parody of children's programming featuring a man whose bum is made of bread; a French-language show in which people read the French side of cereal boxes; Mr. Dressdown dresses down as a vagrant; Howard Shores talk show.
Mr. Dressdown on dressing down as a vagrant:
MR. DRESSDOWN: How about this cracked bicycle helmet...
BAG LADY: Oh maybe this is better... see, it's a moth-eaten blanket.
Author: Chris Laursen
Producer: Chris Laursen
Tech: Chris Laursen
Recorded: at CKCU
Aired: 2000.06.19 - Episode #121
Starring:
 Chris Laursen Bread Customer, Mr. Dressdown, Anarchist, Howard Shores
 Gil Maurice the Man With the Bum Made of Bread, Monsieur Lefebvre, Politician
 Linda Quinton-Ploughman Children's Show Host, Mrs. Klompenboppe
 Marg Tannahill-Wade Tulip Saleswoman, Bag Lady, Cecile Marchand
 Rachel Tannahill Metallica Saleswoman, Theme Song Girl, Milli Panilli, French Girl
 Alec Tully Himself
Childsplay Architecture (Back to Top)
Description:
Author: Laughterpiece Theatre
Producer: Laughterpiece Theatre
Aired: 2011.11.23 - Episode #1308
Length: 00:31
Choker Express (Back to Top)
Description:
They're not really chokers, but they slept well last night.
Author: Bill Demmery
Producer: Bill Demmery
Tech: Dave Wade
Recorded: 2007.07.21 at CKCU
Produced: 2007.09.30
Aired: 2007.10.03 - Episode #901 and 6 repeats
Length: 00:35
Starring:
 Bill Demmery Reporter
 Richard Hemphill Alfie
 Tonia Snow Voiceover
Choking Hazard Barbie (Back to Top)
Description:
Introducing the little plastic bee-otch with hands of steel!
Author: Dan Enright
Producer: Dan Enright
Tech: Dave Wade
Recorded: 2004.12.11 at CKCU
Aired: Episode #611 and 7 repeats
Length: 02:33
Starring:
 Damien Bailey Announcer
 Bill Demmery Crusty Father
 Dan Enright Little Boy #3
 Richard Hemphill Little Boy #1
 Andrew Kirkwood Little Boy #2
 Tonia Snow Little Girl
 Marg Tannahill-Wade Docile Mother, Flower
Chris's Maid (Back to Top)
Description:
Chris's maid causes consternation and breeds vacuousness.
Author: Chris Laursen
Producer: Chris Laursen
Tech: Chris Laursen
Recorded: at CKCU
Aired: 2003.11.26 - Episode #502
Length: 02:54
Starring:
 Flavia Ingham Chris's Maid, Marshmallow
 Marc-André Bélair Mr. Salad
 Tonia Snow Mrs. Salad, Kitten
Clew (Back to Top)
Description:
Some folks don't have a clew.
Author: Chris Laursen
Producer: Chris Laursen
Tech: Chris Laursen
Recorded: at CKCU
Aired: 2004.03.24 - Episode #512
Length: 00:43
Starring:
 Bill Demmery Man
 Tonia Snow Woman
Come Again (Back to Top)
Description:
French food to keep 'em coming
Author: Damien Bailey
Producer: Damien Bailey
Tech: Dave Wade
Recorded: at CKCU
Aired: Episode #605
Length: 00:54
Starring:
 Damien Bailey Guest
 Richard Hemphill Waiter
Coming Out East (Back to Top)
Author: Dan Enright
Producer: Dan Enright
Tech: Chris Laursen
Recorded: at CKCU
Aired: 2003.02.04 - Episode #419
Computing with Tardzan (Back to Top)
Description:
Our favourite apeman talks about computers bugs and walls of fire.
Author: Bill Demmery
Producer: Bill Demmery
Tech: Dave Wade
Recorded: 2006.05.13 at CKCU
Produced: 2006.07.23
Aired: 2006.10.11 - Episode #802 and 2 repeats
Length: 06:56
Starring:
 Marc-André Bélair Announcer
 Richard Hemphill Tardzan
 Marg Tannahill-Wade Janet
Conjugation (Back to Top)
Description:
Author: Richard Hemphill
Producer: Richard Hemphill
Tech: Dave Wade
Recorded: at CKCU
Aired: 2010.02.10 - Episode #1120 and 1 repeats
Length: 00:26
Cooking with Ginger (Back to Top)
Description:
Author: Richard Hemphill
Producer: Richard Hemphill
Tech: Dave Wade
Recorded: at CKCU
Aired: 2010.02.10 - Episode #1120 and 2 repeats
Length: 05:14
Cough! (Back to Top)
Description:
Author: Richard Hemphill
Producer: Richard Hemphill
Aired: 2010.04.14 - Episode #1129 and 1 repeats
Length: 06:49
Courting Margaret (Back to Top)
Description:
A dramatic enactment of what was supposed to happen in-studio last summer. (Yes, they did actually get married!)
Authors: Dave Wade, Bill Demmery
Producer: Bill Demmery
Tech: Dave Wade
Recorded: 2007.02.24 at CKCU
Produced: 2007.02.25
Aired: 2007.03.07 - Episode #823 and 6 repeats
Length: 02:19
Starring:
 Richard Hemphill Matt Damon as Richard Hemphill
 Tonia Snow Herself
 Marg Tannahill-Wade Herself
 Dave Wade Himself
Cracker (Back to Top)
Description:
Could Polly Cracker really be as insane as she seems? Yeah, she could be.
Author: Richard Hemphill
Producer: Richard Hemphill
Tech: Dave Wade
Recorded: at CKCU
Aired: Episode #607 and 1 repeats
Starring:
 Damien Bailey the Guy with the Car, the talking-box at Wendy's
 Bill Demmery Pita
 Dan Enright Waffle, Ginger Beware
 Richard Hemphill Radio Announcer, Blini
 Andrew Kirkwood Derrick Johnson
 Mary Shearman Polly Cracker
Cross Country (Back to Top)
Description:
A coffee-fueled cross-country epic!
Author: Bill Demmery
Producer: Bill Demmery
Tech: Dave Wade
Recorded: 2006.05.13 at CKCU
Produced: 2006.05.28
Aired: 2006.10.04 - Episode #801 and 4 repeats
Length: 05:16
Starring:
 Marc-André Bélair Husband
 Richard Hemphill Server
 Marg Tannahill-Wade Wife
Cry Me a River #1 (Back to Top)
Description:
Monster Home or Luxury SUV... can you afford both?
Author: Bill Demmery
Producer: Bill Demmery
Tech: Dave Wade
Recorded: 2008.02.23 at CKCU
Produced: 2008.11.10
Aired: 2008.11.12 - Episode #1006
Length: 01:12
Starring:
 Marc-André Bélair Man #1
 Richard Hemphill Man #2
 Tonia Snow Woman #2
 Marg Tannahill-Wade Woman #1
Cry Me a River #2 (Back to Top)
Description:
Top-of-the-Line iPod, or high-end notebook computer... can you afford both?
Author: Bill Demmery
Producer: Bill Demmery
Tech: Dave Wade
Recorded: 2008.02.23 at CKCU
Produced: 2008.11.10
Aired: 2008.11.12 - Episode #1006 and 1 repeats
Length: 00:45
Starring:
 Marc-André Bélair Teen #2, Voiceover
 Richard Hemphill Teen #1
Cyberplagiarist (Back to Top)
Description:
Author: Richard Hemphill
Producer: Richard Hemphill
Aired: 2010.02.24 - Episode #1122 and 2 repeats
Length: 02:28

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