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DJ L.O. on the V.E.
DJ L.O.V.E's Old School Odyssey
DJ L.O.V.E.'s April Spinners
DJ L.O.V.E.'s Autumn Ticklahs
DJ L.O.V.E.'s Old School Garage
DJ L.O.V.E.'s Old School Geography
DJ L.O.V.E.'s Old School Shop
DJ L.O.V.E.'s Old School World
Daddys' Boys
Daisy and the Devil
Dan's First Day
Dan's Rant: Banks
Dan's Rant: Cellphone Providers
Dan's Rant: Conservative Party
Dan's Rant: Oil Industry
Dan's Rant: Recording Industry
Dan's Visit East
Darlene DaSilva, Video Store Relationship Counsellor
Dave and Dave
Day of Disasters
Death Prattle
Desparitos
Dionmonisation #1
Dionmonisation #2
Dionmonisation #3
Discover Reality
Discover Torontario
Don't Bug Me Lady
Don't Fly For Me Argentina
Door to Door
Down Under
Dr. Phoney
Dr. Sues
Dream Date
Dream Date 2
Dream Date 3
Drive-Through Drivel

DIY (Back to Top)
Description:
Why men think of hardware stores asir turf.
Author: Tonia Snow
Producer: Tonia Snow
Tech: Dave Sarazin
Recorded: 2006.02.25 at CKCU
Produced: 2006.03.03
Aired: 2006.03.08 - Episode #719 and 8 repeats
Length: 04:05
Starring:
 Marc-André Bélair Clerk
 Marg Tannahill-Wade Customer

DJ L.O. on the V.E. (Back to Top)
Description:
OLD SCHOOL HIP HOP.
With improv material.
Author: Chris Laursen
Producer: Chris Laursen
Tech: Chris Laursen
Recorded: at CKCU
Aired: 2004.03.31 - Episode #513
Length: 29:25
Starring:
 Chris Laursen DJ L.O.V.E.

DJ L.O.V.E's Old School Odyssey (Back to Top)
Description:
OLD SCHOOL HIP HOP.
MUSIC MADNESS: Eric B & Rakim, "My Melody (original)"; Ice-T, "Make It Funky"; Paris, "The Devil Made Me"; Shinehead, "Know How Fe Chat"; Daddy Freddy, "Pain Killa"; 3rd Bass, "The Gas Face"; Masta Ace and Action, "Simon Says"; Run-DMC, "Hard Times"; US3, "Eleven Long Years"; also featuring Overlord X, Silver Bullet, Shelly Thunder.
Author: Chris Laursen
Producer: Chris Laursen
Tech: Chris Laursen
Recorded: at CKCU
Aired: 2001.02.06 - Episode #216
Starring:
 Chris Laursen DJ L.O.V.E.

DJ L.O.V.E.'s April Spinners (Back to Top)
Description:
OLD SCHOOL HIP HOP.
MUSIC MADNESS: Wee Papa Girl Rappers, "Faith"; A Tribe Called Quest, "Youthful Expression"; Cookie Crew, "Come On and Get Some"; Richie Rich & Sugar Bear, "Coming From London"; the Jungle Brothers, "Sunshine"; Asher D & Daddy Freddy, "Ragamuffin Hip Hop"; Pete Rock & CL Smooth, "Wig Out"; Eric B & Rakim, "I Know You Got Soul"; Gang Starr, "DJ Premier In Deep Concentration"; Public Enemy, "Rebel Without A Pause"; Schoolly D, "Parkside 5-2"; Ice-T, "High Rollers".
Author: Chris Laursen
Producer: Chris Laursen
Tech: Chris Laursen
Recorded: at CKCU
Aired: 2001.04.10 - Episode #221
Starring:
 Chris Laursen DJ L.O.V.E.

DJ L.O.V.E.'s Autumn Ticklahs (Back to Top)
Description:
OLD SCHOOL HIP HOP.
MUSIC MADNESS: New recordings including tracks from Richy Pitch's EP "Live At Home"; also J-Live, "Them That's Not"; Micranots, "Pitch Black Ark"; Illy B, "Elektro 4 President"; People Under The Stairs, "The Suite For Beaver, Part 1"; One Cut, "Rhyme Geography"; and more.
Author: Chris Laursen
Producer: Chris Laursen
Tech: Chris Laursen
Recorded: at CKCU
Aired: 2002.09.24 - Episode #405
Starring:
 Chris Laursen DJ L.O.V.E.

DJ L.O.V.E.'s Old School Garage (Back to Top)
Description:
OLD SCHOOL HIP HOP.
MUSIC MADNESS: Big Daddy Kane, "Warm It Up Kane"; Boogie Down Productions, "Advance"; L.L. Cool J, "Rock The Bells (original)"; Jill Scott, "The Way"; Lauryn Hill, "X-Factor"; Björk, "I Miss You (remix)"; T-Ski, "Catch The Beat"; Cold Crush Brothers, "Cold Crush"; Gang Starr featuring Nice N Smooth, "DWYCK"; Outkast, "Bombs Over Baghdad"; Propellerheads featuring the Jungle Brothers
Author: Chris Laursen
Producer: Chris Laursen
Tech: Chris Laursen
Recorded: at CKCU
Aired: 2000.12.05 - Episode #208
Starring:
 Chris Laursen DJ L.O.V.E.

DJ L.O.V.E.'s Old School Geography (Back to Top)
Description:
OLD SCHOOL HIP HOP.
MUSIC MADNESS: Cookie Crew, "Places & Spaces (Mellow Mix)"; Stetsasonic, "Pump That Bass"; Richie Rich & Sugar Bear, "Coming From London"; The 7A3, "Coolin' In Cali"; LL Cool J, "I'm Goin' Back to Cali"; Gang Starr, "The Place Where We Dwell"; MC Lyte, "Kickin' 4 Brooklyn"; A Tribe Called Quest, "Award Tour"; JVC Force, "Strong Island"; Gang Starr, "The Planet"; Ice-T, "Make It Funky"; Boogie Down Productions, "South Bronx".
Author: Chris Laursen
Producer: Chris Laursen
Tech: Chris Laursen
Recorded: at CKCU
Aired: 2001.09.04 - Episode #305
Starring:
 Chris Laursen DJ L.O.V.E.

DJ L.O.V.E.'s Old School Shop (Back to Top)
Description:
OLD SCHOOL HIP HOP.
MUSIC MADNESS: Tribe Called Quest, "Like It Like That"; UK duo CJ Mackintosh & Einstein, "The Tables Are Turning"; London Posse, "How's Life In London?"; Overlord X, "Let There Be Rock"; Coldcut, "Beats & Pieces"; Kool G Rap & DJ Polo, "Cold Cuts"; Tung Twista, "Back 2 School"; also MC Lyte, Intelligent Hoodlum, Ultramagnetic MCs and Mantronix.
Author: Chris Laursen
Producer: Chris Laursen
Tech: Chris Laursen
Recorded: at CKCU
Aired: 2000.10.03 - Episode #202
Starring:
 Chris Laursen DJ L.O.V.E.

DJ L.O.V.E.'s Old School World (Back to Top)
Description:
OLD SCHOOL HIP HOP.
MUSIC MADNESS: A variety of favorite old school cuts.
Author: Chris Laursen
Producer: Chris Laursen
Tech: Chris Laursen
Recorded: at CKCU
Aired: 2001.01.09 - Episode #213
Starring:
 Chris Laursen DJ L.O.V.E.

Daddys' Boys (Back to Top)
Description:
Ben and Justin trade barbs and boasts.
Authors: Bill Demmery, Tonia Snow
Producer: Bill Demmery
Tech: Dave Wade
Recorded: 2006.07.29 at CKCU
Produced: 2006.10.05
Aired: 2006.11.01 - Episode #805 and 8 repeats
Length: 03:08
Starring:
 Marc-André Bélair Justin
 Andrew Kirkwood Ben

Daisy and the Devil (Back to Top)
Description:
"We're going to see the Devil!" An unexpected surprise on a visit to the Museum of of Antiquated Ideas and Discarded Cultural Concepts.
Note: the audio for this skit is slightly corrupted.
Author: Andrew Kirkwood
Producer: Andrew Kirkwood
Tech: Chris Laursen
Recorded: at CKCU
Aired: 2004.04.07 - Episode #514
Length: 04:46
Starring:
 Flavia Ingham Daughter, Crowd Control
 Dan Enright Dad
 Chris Laursen Ticket Taker
 Karl Claude Satan

Dan's First Day (Back to Top)
Description:
Our beloved Dan Enright's first day of work in bustling Vancouver, duuude...
Author: Bill Demmery
Producer: Bill Demmery
Tech: Dave Wade
Recorded: 2005.08.27 at CKCU
Produced: 2005.11.05
Aired: 2006.01.18 - Episode #712
Length: 11:14
Starring:
 Bill Demmery Dan Enright
 Richard Hemphill Rodney Dude
 Tonia Snow Kaitlyn
 Marg Tannahill-Wade Sky

Dan's Rant: Banks (Back to Top)
Description:
A message from Canada's chartered banks. This will teach Dan not to goof around during sound checks.
Author: Dan Enright
Producer: Bill Demmery
Tech: Dave Wade
Recorded: 2005.11.12 at CKCU
Produced: 2005.12.03
Aired: 2006.01.18 - Episode #712 and 2 repeats
Length: 00:29
Starring:
 Bill Demmery Voiceover
 Dan Enright Maniac

Dan's Rant: Cellphone Providers (Back to Top)
Description:
A message from Canada's cellphone providers. This will teach Dan not to goof around during sound checks.
Author: Dan Enright
Producer: Bill Demmery
Tech: Dave Wade
Recorded: 2005.11.12 at CKCU
Produced: 2005.12.03
Aired: 2006.01.18 - Episode #712 and 2 repeats
Length: 00:22
Starring:
 Bill Demmery Voiceover
 Dan Enright Maniac

Dan's Rant: Conservative Party (Back to Top)
Description:
A message from the Conservative Party. This will teach Dan not to goof around during sound checks.
Author: Dan Enright
Producer: Bill Demmery
Tech: Dave Wade
Recorded: 2005.11.12 at CKCU
Produced: 2005.12.03
Aired: 2006.01.18 - Episode #712 and 3 repeats
Length: 00:29
Starring:
 Bill Demmery Voiceover
 Dan Enright Maniac

Dan's Rant: Oil Industry (Back to Top)
Description:
A message from the Canada's oil industry. This will teach Dan not to goof around during sound checks.
Author: Dan Enright
Producer: Bill Demmery
Tech: Dave Wade
Recorded: 2005.11.12 at CKCU
Produced: 2005.12.03
Aired: 2006.01.18 - Episode #712 and 1 repeats
Length: 00:21
Starring:
 Bill Demmery Voiceover
 Dan Enright Maniac

Dan's Rant: Recording Industry (Back to Top)
Description:
A message from the recording industry. This will teach Dan not to goof around during sound checks.
Author: Dan Enright
Producer: Bill Demmery
Tech: Dave Wade
Recorded: 2005.11.12 at CKCU
Produced: 2005.12.03
Aired: 2006.01.18 - Episode #712 and 1 repeats
Length: 00:23
Starring:
 Bill Demmery Voiceover
 Dan Enright Maniac

Dan's Visit East (Back to Top)
Description:
Our beloved Dan comes for a quick visit from bustling Vancouver.
Author: Bill Demmery
Producer: Bill Demmery
Tech: Dave Wade
Recorded: 2005.11.12 at CKCU
Produced: 2006.03.05
Aired: 2006.03.08 - Episode #719 and 2 repeats
Length: 09:38
Starring:
 Bill Demmery Himself
 Dan Enright Himself
 Richard Hemphill Himself
 Tonia Snow Herself
 Marg Tannahill-Wade Herself
 Dave Wade Himself

Darlene DaSilva, Video Store Relationship Counsellor (Back to Top)
Description:
A couple argue over which movie to rent, and are helped out by the video store's counsellor.
Author: Andrew Kirkwood
Producer: Andrew Kirkwood
Tech: Chris Laursen
Recorded: at CKCU
Aired: 2004.01.28 - Episode #507
Length: 05:24
Starring:
 Tonia Snow Wife
 Bill Demmery Kurt
 Damien Bailey Video Store Kid
 Dan Enright Darlen DaSilva

Dave and Dave (Back to Top)
Description:
Dave and Dave reflect on their years as rock stars doing duets with dolphins, jamming with Milli Vanilli who used their pet turtles as castinetes and trying to come to grips with their deceased dog Barney. But in the end, they end up stuck in adjoining wells with alligators... or are they crocodiles?
Authors: Chris Laursen, Richard Hemphill
Producers: Chris Laursen, Richard Hemphill
Tech: Chris Laursen
Recorded: at CKCU
Aired: 2001.05.15 - Episode #224
Starring:
 Richard Hemphill Dave
 Chris Laursen Dave

Day of Disasters (Back to Top)
Description:
Social commentary inspired by a real evening's news roundup on CNN.
Author: Bill Demmery
Producer: Bill Demmery
Tech: Dave Wade
Recorded: 2005.10.01 at CKCU
Produced: 2005.11.21
Aired: 2005.11.23 - Episode #706 and 1 repeats
Length: 14:28
Starring:
 Bill Demmery Chucky Queen, Steve Stevenson, Voiceover
 Richard Hemphill Mark Rooker, Mike Lewis
 Tonia Snow Andrea Andrews
 Marg Tannahill-Wade Paula Zoom

Death Prattle (Back to Top)
Description:
Even Death and Satan are not above a little professional rivalry.
Author: Bill Demmery
Producer: Bill Demmery
Tech: Dave Wade
Recorded: 2006.10.14 at CKCU
Produced: 2006.12.03
Aired: 2006.12.06 - Episode #810 and 2 repeats
Length: 08:40
Starring:
 Dan Enright Death
 Richard Hemphill Satan

Desparitos (Back to Top)
Description:
Author: Laughterpiece Theatre
Producer: Laughterpiece Theatre
Aired: 2011.11.30 - Episode #1309
Length: 00:32

Dionmonisation #1 (Back to Top)
Description:
"Stephane Dion does not have empty, soulless eyes..." A backhanded spoof of the recent Conservative attack ads.
Author: Bill Demmery
Producer: Bill Demmery
Tech: Dave Wade
Recorded: 2007.02.24 at CKCU
Produced: 2007.02.25
Aired: 2007.03.07 - Episode #823 and 4 repeats
Length: 00:41
Starring:
 Richard Hemphill Announcer #2
 Marg Tannahill-Wade Announcer #1

Dionmonisation #2 (Back to Top)
Description:
"Stephane Dion doesn't stoically shake hands with his children..."
Author: Bill Demmery
Producer: Bill Demmery
Tech: Dave Wade
Recorded: 2007.02.24 at CKCU
Produced: 2007.02.25
Aired: 2007.03.07 - Episode #823 and 3 repeats
Length: 00:51
Starring:
 Marc-André Bélair Announcer #1
 Richard Hemphill Announcer #2

Dionmonisation #3 (Back to Top)
Description:
"Stephane Dion's platform is not based on bribing parents and working people with small amounts of their own money..."
Author: Bill Demmery
Producer: Bill Demmery
Tech: Dave Wade
Recorded: 2007.02.24 at CKCU
Produced: 2007.02.25
Aired: 2007.03.07 - Episode #823 and 3 repeats
Length: 00:44
Starring:
 Richard Hemphill Announcer #2
 Tonia Snow Announcer #1

Discover Reality (Back to Top)
Description:
What are reality shows, really?
Author: Bill Demmery
Producer: Bill Demmery
Tech: Dave Wade
Recorded: 2011.04.02 at CKCU
Produced: 2011.11.01
Aired: 2011.11.09 - Episode #1306
Length: 01:09
Starring:
 Richard Hemphill Announcer

Discover Torontario (Back to Top)
Description:
Water, water, water and one city--come visit Torontario!
Author: Bill Demmery
Producer: Bill Demmery
Tech: Dave Wade
Recorded: 2008.04.05 at CKCU
Produced: 2009.05.31
Aired: 2009.06.03 - Episode #1035 and 4 repeats
Length: 00:52
Starring:
 Richard Hemphill Announcer

Don't Bug Me Lady (Back to Top)
Description:
A father aphid tells his young son about the horrors of ladybugs.
Author: Dan Enright
Producer: Dan Enright
Tech: Chris Laursen
Recorded: at CKCU
Aired: 2004.01.14 - Episode #506 and 1 repeats
Length: 07:14
Starring:
 Jamie Douglas Son
 Dan Enright Daddy
 Juanita DeVos Woman
 Jamie Douglas Man

Don't Fly For Me Argentina (Back to Top)
Description:
Common housefly Ava Musca leaves her unfaithful boyfly Randall and buzzes off to enjoy a short-lived career on the trashy stage where she meet the hypnotic star Bill Shat.
AVA MUSCA, A COMMON HOUSEFLY: You bet! I left my huzzzband over an hour ago, got a divorce, an annulment, fought in court for half of what is rightfully mine, and I've struck out on my own. I'm going to be an author and an actress you know. I've already signed a three book deal with "Fly by Night" publishing and I'm playing the role of Miss Piggy in the off-broadway-dumpster production of The Muppets Fight the Evil Trolls.
Author: Dan Enright
Producer: Dan Enright
Tech: Chris Laursen
Recorded: at CKCU
Aired: 2002.01.29 - Episode #322
Starring:
 Dan Enright Randall
 Richard Hemphill the Producer, Peron
 Chris Laursen Bill Shat, Swedish Chef
 Shalome Swinamer Ava Musca
 Marg Tannahill-Wade Landladies

Door to Door (Back to Top)
Description:
Author: Richard Hemphill
Producer: Richard Hemphill
Aired: 2010.03.03 - Episode #1123 and 3 repeats
Length: 00:30

Down Under (Back to Top)
Description:
The latest in razor technology-up above and "down under!"
Author: Bill Demmery
Producer: Bill Demmery
Tech: Dave Wade
Recorded: 2006.07.15 at CKCU
Produced: 2006.07.24
Aired: 2006.10.04 - Episode #801 and 4 repeats
Length: 01:40
Starring:
 Marc-André Bélair Man
 Bill Demmery Announcer
 Tonia Snow Woman

Dr. Phoney (Back to Top)
Description:
Catch radio's latest pop-psychologist sensation!
Author: Bill Demmery
Producers: Bill Demmery, Bill Demmery
Tech: Dave Wade
Recorded: 2007.01.13 at CKCU
Produced: 2007.02.17
Aired: 2007.02.21 - Episode #821 and 1 repeats
Length: 01:58
Starring:
 Bill Demmery Dr. Bill
 Richard Hemphill Marvin
 Richard Parks Announcer
 Marg Tannahill-Wade Kylia

Dr. Sues (Back to Top)
Description:
Author: Laughterpiece Theatre
Producer: Laughterpiece Theatre
Aired: 2011.11.09 - Episode #1306
Length: 00:32

Dream Date (Back to Top)
Description:
Nothing beats a relationship based on botox and hair-weaves.
Author: Tonia Snow
Producer: Tonia Snow
Tech: Dave Wade
Recorded: 2006.07.12 at CKCU
Produced: 2007.05.31
Aired: 2007.05.30 - Episode #835 and 5 repeats
Length: 04:09
Starring:
 Bill Demmery Kalan
 Marg Tannahill-Wade Brianna

Dream Date 2 (Back to Top)
Description:
Your dream man just might have looked you up online...
Author: Bill Demmery
Producer: Bill Demmery
Tech: Dave Wade
Recorded: 2006.07.12 at CKCU
Produced: 2006.10.22
Aired: 2006.11.15 - Episode #807 and 4 repeats
Length: 07:35
Starring:
 Tonia Snow Joanette
 Marg Tannahill-Wade Natasha
 Dave Wade Ingemar

Dream Date 3 (Back to Top)
Description:
They texted all night, then went home!
Author: Bill Demmery
Producer: Bill Demmery
Tech: Dave Wade
Recorded: 2011.01.28 at CKCU
Produced: 2011.02.05
Aired: 2012.02.08 - Episode #1318 and 1 repeats
Length: 01:44
Starring:
 Tonia Snow Home Girl
 Marg Tannahill-Wade Date Girl

Drive-Through Drivel (Back to Top)
Description:
What the heck did she just say?
Author: Bill Demmery
Producer: Bill Demmery
Tech: Dave Wade
Recorded: 2005.10.01 at CKCU
Produced: 2005.10.02
Aired: 2005.10.05 - Episode #701 and 2 repeats
Length: 03:22
Starring:
 Bill Demmery Customer #1, Customer #3
 Richard Hemphill Honey
 Tonia Snow Customer #2
 Marg Tannahill-Wade Clerk, Dear

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