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Earth to Turvey
Ed and Emily
Edmonton - Know Zero's Hear!
Eight Days Toby Leary
El Trapudor
Elections 2000
Electric
Elementary School Assembly
Elvis and Michael
Equal Opportunity Bigot
Escape from IKEA
Everything Must Goia!
Evil GPS
Extend-It!
Extreme Afterlife Makeover
Extremely Minute Risk
eVast-dot-ca
eVast-dot-ca #2
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| Earth to Turvey |
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Description:
In this sequel to "Ochto, Warrior God of Praaaan" (which aired in Season Two on 23 January 2001), Florence Turvey, alien abductee, must find her way home after being returned to earth. This was a special request. Marg asked me to write a script that included one of her favourite characters, Florence Turvey, and CB radios. I recorded the voice of the waitress at the height of a really bad cold. |
| Author: |
Richard Hemphill |
| Producer: |
Richard Hemphill |
| Tech: |
Dave Wade |
| Recorded: |
at CKCU |
| Aired: |
Episode #609 |
| Starring: |
| Bill Demmery |
Trucker Longhaul |
| Dan Enright |
Lawrence Turvey |
| Richard Hemphill |
Baanaanaa, Coffee Shop Waittress |
| Andrew Kirkwood |
Gaadaan, Big Rod Jumbo Pole |
| Marg Tannahill-Wade |
Florence Turvey |
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| Edmonton - Know Zero's Hear! |
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Description:
Edmonton's new "Gradefare" system keeps the good students from hogging all the marks! |
| Author: |
Bill Demmery |
| Producer: |
Bill Demmery |
| Tech: |
Tonia Snow |
| Written: |
2012.09.15 |
| Recorded: |
2012.09.21 at Cranky Gnome Studio |
| Produced: |
2012.09.22 |
| Aired: |
2012.10.03 - Episode #1401 |
| Length: |
02:19 |
| Starring: |
| Bill Demmery |
Announcer |
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| El Trapudor |
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Description:
El Trapudor explains the ins-and-outs of KooKoo's commitment-free cellphone plans! |
| Author: |
Bill Demmery |
| Producer: |
Bill Demmery |
| Tech: |
Dave Wade |
| Recorded: |
2011.01.29 at CKCU |
| Produced: |
2011.03.26 |
| Aired: |
2011.03.30 - Episode #1225 and 1 repeats |
| Length: |
00:48 |
| Starring: |
| Bill Demmery |
El Trapudor |
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| Elections 2000 |
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Description:
A show poking fun at party politics before the 2000 Canadian federal election.
LUCIEN BOUCHARD: You see there this big festering wound on the map oozing with scummy sickness and deprivation? That is Ontario. Do you see what we over here have to put up with? It's a disease. A rotting disease. Here on the shores of the Riviere Outaouais you see the wonderful city of Hull. This is where we keep all of our doctors to keep the disease from spreading into the belle province. |
| Author: |
Chris Laursen |
| Producer: |
Chris Laursen |
| Tech: |
Chris Laursen |
| Recorded: |
at CKCU |
| Aired: |
2000.11.21 - Episode #206 |
| Starring: |
| Chris Laursen |
Tibsy, Mark, Lucien Bouchard |
| Tina Malheiro |
Meko, Reba |
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| Electric |
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Description:
Apprentice Shane Black has to contend with the most cynical, annoying man on the planet, Ron Sado, to gain experience as an electrician. Fate has a strange way of twisting and turning when the adopted Shane learns who his natural parents are.
> What are you meat-ear deaf?
> Mack rack!Are you tone dull?
> You crockily piece of...
> Hey, micro nuts!
> Pit brain!
> Nostril bag! |
| Author: |
Chris Laursen |
| Producer: |
Chris Laursen |
| Tech: |
Chris Laursen |
| Recorded: |
at CKCU |
| Aired: |
2001.08.28 - Episode #304 |
| Starring: |
| Natasha Abraham |
Emily Sado |
| Richard Hemphill |
Mr. Breyer, Mr. Dickles |
| Mathieu Laperriere |
Shane Black |
| Chris Laursen |
Ron Sado |
| Marg Tannahill-Wade |
Kate |
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| Elementary School Assembly |
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Description:
Principal Big Ass (It's Bigus!) tries to keep the lid on an elementary school assembly. Mrs. Whalenose's class reflects on how Bippelberry County was founded. Mrs. Klompenboppel demonstrates proper ear cleaning techniques. Funky school band.
MRS. KLOMPENBOPPEL: I am swirling the Q-Tip inside of his ear and gently prodding out the stickly gunk inside. And I pull it out and voila! Oh, God, Principal Big Ass, you have quite a disgusting amount of wax inside of your ears! Look at that huge golden nugget I've panned out of there! |
| Author: |
Chris Laursen |
| Producer: |
Chris Laursen |
| Tech: |
Chris Laursen |
| Recorded: |
at CKCU |
| Aired: |
2000.02.15 - Episode #107 |
| Starring: |
| Chris Laursen |
Principal Bigus, Mr. Dobalina |
| Linda Quinton-Ploughman |
Mrs. Klompenboppel |
| Marg Tannahill-Wade |
Mrs. Whalenose, Sammy, Mrs. Teetsgimmel |
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| Extremely Minute Risk |
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Description:
Part 2 of 3. FBI Agent Wilson Westport seeks answers from Lila Lanark-County to help him solve the mysterious disappearance of Madison Wisconsin. The DEA discover mushrooms in rural Nebraska that point to Connor Winker's experiments in mind control.
CALABOGIE: Excuse me! Excuse me. F.B.I. Special Agent Christopher Calabogie, Wyoming District Office. Are you in charge of the local investigation?
CARLETON-PLACE: F.B.I.? It’s not often that we see your type around here.
CALABOGIE: I am the only Special Agent in the entire state. And nothing bad ever happens here... |
| Author: |
Chris Laursen |
| Producer: |
Chris Laursen |
| Tech: |
Chris Laursen |
| Recorded: |
at CKCU |
| Aired: |
2002.09.03 - Episode #402 |
| Starring: |
| Karl Claude |
Special Agent Christopher Calabogie, Television Anchor, Sammy's Father, Control Tower Worker #1 |
| Jamie Douglas |
Special Agent Wilson Westport, DEA Agent Peter Packenham, Reverend, Kennedy Airport Announcer |
| Richard Hemphill |
Madison Wisconsin |
| Chris Laursen |
Connor Winker, Lounge Singer, Carnival Barker, Pilot on Radio |
| Shalome Swinamer |
Abelle Horror, Sasha Baronowski, Airport Security, DEA Agent, Supermarket Employee, Control Tower Worker #2 |
| Marg Tannahill-Wade |
Special Agent Lila Lanark-County, Sammy |
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| eVast-dot-ca #2 |
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Description:
eVast.ca boasts more pirate-wench matchups than any other online pirate datin' site. Come shiver yer timbers with us! |
| Author: |
Bill Demmery |
| Producer: |
Bill Demmery |
| Tech: |
Dave Wade |
| Recorded: |
2011.04.02 at CKCU |
| Produced: |
2011.05.08 |
| Aired: |
2011.05.11 - Episode #1231 and 1 repeats |
| Length: |
01:34 |
| Starring: |
| Richard Hemphill |
Announcer |
| Tonia Snow |
Margarelle |
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