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FTAA, Part 1
FTAA, Part 2
Facing Your Mortality
Falafel Brothel
Farmer's Minute #1
Farmer's Minute #2
Farmer's Minute #3
Farmer's Minute #4
Finch 9-1-1
Finders Keepers
Finding Nico
Fishin' Tips wit' Uncle Nolan
Flight of the Dildo
Flubs - Season Eight
Flubs - Season Nine
Flubs 2008
Follow That Neutrino!
Foreign Radio Station
Four Fifty-Three
Four-Tress Doors
Frankenbaby
Frat Brothers
Frequent Bang Theory
From the Plane
Fun Factory
Future Highways
Futurfonique

FTAA, Part 1 (Back to Top)
Description:
Documentary
A two-part documentary looking at the preparation for and aftermath of the protests in Québec City against globalization. Featuring street interviews, an independent documentary, Jello Biafra speaks on the protests and protestors debrief.
Author: Chris Laursen
Producer: Chris Laursen
Tech: Chris Laursen
Recorded: at CKCU
Aired: 2001.04.24 - Episode #222

FTAA, Part 2 (Back to Top)
Description:
Documentary
A two-part documentary looking at the preparation for and aftermath of the protests in Québec City against globalization. Featuring street interviews, an independent documentary, Jello Biafra speaks on the protests and protestors debrief.
Author: Chris Laursen
Producer: Chris Laursen
Tech: Chris Laursen
Recorded: at CKCU
Aired: 2001.05.01 - Episode #223

Facing Your Mortality (Back to Top)
Description:
VasculocranialhypoleukoWHAT? Ginger Beware conducts a terminal interview.
Author: Richard Hemphill
Producer: Richard Hemphill
Tech: Dave Sarazin
Recorded: 2005.03.05 at CKCU
Aired: 2005.06.01 - Episode #623 and 5 repeats
Length: 03:26
Starring:
 Dan Enright Ginger Beware
 Andrew Kirkwood Ewen McEwen

Falafel Brothel (Back to Top)
Author: Chris Laursen
Producer: Chris Laursen
Tech: Chris Laursen
Recorded: at CKCU
Aired: 2003.01.21 - Episode #418

Farmer's Minute #1 (Back to Top)
Description:
A local farmer discusses trouble with p*stholes out in the country.
Author: Bill Demmery
Producer: Bill Demmery
Tech: Dave Wade
Recorded: 2006.12.09 at CKCU
Produced: 2007.01.22
Aired: 2007.01.24 - Episode #817 and 3 repeats
Length: 03:56
Starring:
 Richard Hemphill Clem
 Richard Parks Interviewer

Farmer's Minute #2 (Back to Top)
Description:
Sally talks about the care and maintenance of a country girl's p*shbroom.
Author: Bill Demmery
Producer: Bill Demmery
Tech: Dave Wade
Recorded: 2007.02.03 at CKCU
Produced: 2007.03.08
Aired: 2007.03.21 - Episode #825 and 4 repeats
Length: 03:01
Starring:
 Richard Parks Announcer
 Marg Tannahill-Wade Sally

Farmer's Minute #3 (Back to Top)
Description:
Carl, from Carlsbad Springs, explains the fine art of sheep f*ncing.
Author: Bill Demmery
Producer: Bill Demmery
Tech: Dave Wade
Recorded: 2007.02.03 at CKCU
Produced: 2007.03.09
Aired: 2007.05.09 - Episode #832 and 4 repeats
Length: 04:50
Starring:
 Bill Demmery Carl
 Marg Tannahill-Wade Announcer

Farmer's Minute #4 (Back to Top)
Description:
Elmer from Winchester talks about c*ck husbandry. So to speak.
Author: Bill Demmery
Producer: Bill Demmery
Tech: Dave Wade
Recorded: 2008.05.31 at CKCU
Produced: 2008.05.31
Aired: 2008.06.04 - Episode #936 and 7 repeats
Length: 03:11
Starring:
 Richard Hemphill Host
 Richard Parks Elmer
 Tonia Snow Announcer

Finch 9-1-1 (Back to Top)
Description:
Gripping emergency stories from the mean streets of Finch, Ontario.
Author: Bill Demmery
Producer: Bill Demmery
Tech: Dave Wade
Recorded: 2008.03.22 at CKCU
Produced: 2008.06.02
Aired: 2008.06.04 - Episode #936
Length: 03:46

Finders Keepers (Back to Top)
Description:
Dog poop, a gold nugget, and a three-way dispute over ownership.
Author: Tonia Snow
Producer: Tonia Snow
Tech: Dave Wade
Recorded: at CKCU
Produced: 2006.05.29
Aired: 2006.05.31 - Episode #733 and 6 repeats
Length: 04:00
Starring:
 Marc-André Bélair Policeman
 Richard Hemphill Passerby
 Tonia Snow Little Suzie
 Marg Tannahill-Wade Little Becky

Finding Nico (Back to Top)
Description:
Hook tries to bum cigarettes from complete strangers.
Author: Damien Bailey
Producer: Damien Bailey
Tech: Chris Laursen
Recorded: at CKCU
Aired: 2004.01.28 - Episode #507 and 2 repeats
Length: 03:48
Starring:
 Bill Demmery Hook
 Dan Enright Stranger #1, Stranger #10
 Owen Spendlove Stranger #2, Stranger #7
 Tonia Snow Stranger #3, Stranger #9
 Chris Laursen Stranger #4, Stranger #8
 Juanita DeVos Stranger #5, Stranger #11
 Damien Bailey Stranger #6

Fishin' Tips wit' Uncle Nolan (Back to Top)
Description:
Uncle Nolan offers words of wisdom for would-be commercial 'fishers'.
Author: Bill Demmery
Producer: Bill Demmery
Tech: Richard Parks
Written: 2012.08.15
Recorded: 2012.09.01 at CKCU
Produced: 2012.09.04
Aired: 2012.10.10 - Episode #1402
Length: 04:23
Starring:
 Bill Demmery Uncle Nolan

Flight of the Dildo (Back to Top)
Description:
Why Newfoundland will never have a space program.
Author: Bill Demmery
Producer: Bill Demmery
Tech: Dave Wade
Recorded: 2005.05.07 at CKCU
Produced: 2007.08.06
Aired: 2007.10.03 - Episode #901 and 5 repeats
Length: 08:31
Starring:
 Bill Demmery Announcer, Technician
 Juanita DeVos CAPCOM
 Richard Hemphill Cleetus, Seamus
 Tonia Snow Pearl
 Marg Tannahill-Wade Tatiana

Flubs - Season Eight (Back to Top)
Description:
When we just plain blow it.
Author: Remote Planet
Producer: Bill Demmery
Tech: Dave Wade
Recorded: at CKCU
Aired: 2007.06.06 - Episode #836

Flubs - Season Nine (Back to Top)
Description:
When we just plain blow it.
Author: Remote Planet
Producer: Bill Demmery
Tech: Dave Wade
Recorded: at CKCU
Aired: 2008.06.18 - Episode #938

Flubs 2008 (Back to Top)
Description:
When we just plain blow it.
Author: Remote Planet
Producer: Bill Demmery
Tech: Dave Wade
Recorded: at CKCU
Produced: 2008.12.30
Aired: 2008.12.31 - Episode #1013

Follow That Neutrino! (Back to Top)
Description:
RP Science Correspondent Bill Demmery explains the potential implications of a recent report, from a science team in Europe, that nearly-massless particles known as 'neutrinos' appear to be exceeding the speed of light.
Author: Bill Demmery
Producer: Bill Demmery
Tech: Dave Wade
Recorded: 2011.11.12 at CKCU
Produced: 2011.11.14
Aired: 2011.11.16 - Episode #1307
Length: 06:30
Starring:
 Richard Hemphill Announcer
 Bill Demmery Himself

Foreign Radio Station (Back to Top)
Description:
Zabba-zabba gebleinebah Fleetwood Mac.
Author: Chris Laursen
Producer: Chris Laursen
Tech: Chris Laursen
Recorded: at CKCU
Aired: 2004.03.10 - Episode #510
Length: 03:39
Starring:
 Chris Laursen Announcer #1
 Owen Spendlove Announcer #2

Four Fifty-Three (Back to Top)
Description:
A talkative kid makes the wait for the bus (due at 4:53) very interesting. Taxi!
4:53 is also the length of this skit--very interesting.
Author: Chris Laursen
Producer: Chris Laursen
Tech: Chris Laursen
Recorded: at CKCU
Aired: 2004.03.24 - Episode #512 and 1 repeats
Length: 04:53
Starring:
 Chris Laursen Kid
 Marc-André Bélair Man
 Marg Tannahill-Wade Woman

Four-Tress Doors (Back to Top)
Description:
Author: Dan Enright
Producer: Dan Enright
Tech: Dave Wade
Recorded: at CKCU
Aired: 2011.11.16 - Episode #1307
Length: 00:59

Frankenbaby (Back to Top)
Description:
Craving inspiration, Lester Beware clones his hero, the legendary mad-scientist Dr. Victor Frankenstein, using his minion, Onion, as a human host for the embryo; but instead of getting an evil muse, he gets trapped with a very, very bad baby.
Author: Richard Hemphill
Producer: Richard Hemphill
Tech: Dave Wade
Recorded: at CKCU
Aired: 2007.05.23 - Episode #834 and 2 repeats
Starring:
 Marc-André Bélair Maelstrom, Monster
 Bill Demmery Onion, Dr. Wicked
 Richard Hemphill Lester Beware

Frat Brothers (Back to Top)
Description:
It's all about the whooppee cushions. From Dan Enright's Laughterpiece Theatre in Vancouver.
Author: Dan Enright
Producer: Dan Enright
Tech: Dave Wade
Recorded: at CKCU
Aired: 2007.01.31 - Episode #818
Length: 07:42
Starring:
 Dan Enright  
 David Wignal  
 Jenny Young  

Frequent Bang Theory (Back to Top)
Description:
For a bunch of stereotypical nerds, the banging is surprisingly frequent.
Author: Bill Demmery
Producer: Bill Demmery
Tech: Dave Wade
Recorded: 2012.04.28 at CKCU
Produced: 2012.05.04
Aired: 2012.05.09 - Episode #1331 and 1 repeats
Length: 03:38
Starring:
 Richard Parks Erwin
 Richard Hemphill Werner
 Bill Demmery Kip, Brad
 Marg Tannahill-Wade Katie
 Tonia Snow Cheavaugn

From the Plane (Back to Top)
Description:
Ochto, Warrior God of Praaaaan consults with his shrink.
Author: Richard Hemphill
Producer: Richard Hemphill
Tech: Chris Laursen
Recorded: at CKCU
Aired: 2000.11.28 - Episode #207 and 3 repeats
Length: 03:27

Fun Factory (Back to Top)
Description:
A strike at the Play-Doh Fun Factory turns ugly.
Author: Richard Hemphill
Producer: Richard Hemphill
Tech: Dave Wade
Recorded: at CKCU
Aired: Episode #604
Length: 01:32
Starring:
 Bill Demmery Striker #1
 Dan Enright Kareem Akhalakha jimabar
 Richard Hemphill Striker #2
 Tonia Snow News Reader

Future Highways (Back to Top)
Description:
Real propaganda from the real past.
Author: Unknown
Producer: Unknown
Tech: Chris Laursen
Recorded: at CKCU
Aired: 2003.12.17 - Episode #505

Futurfonique (Back to Top)
Description:
In the year 2116, bounty hunter Brier Milipko settles into a futuristic Nunavut resort bar to make a mysterious rendezvous and deliver smuggled goods.
BEBEL: Moonbase Kitsch has more Walmarts per capita than any --
BRIER: -- than any other place in the universe. Yes, Bebel. I know all too well the dreadful facts of Moonbase Kitsch.
BEBEL: Not to forget a strange preoccupation with Hello Kitty products.
Author: Chris Laursen
Producer: Chris Laursen
Tech: Chris Laursen
Recorded: at CKCU
Aired: 2002.01.22 - Episode #321
Starring:
 Dan Enright Policebot #2, Mister W
 Richard Hemphill Brier Milipko
 Chris Laursen Narrator, Felghop, Policebot #1
 Shalome Swinamer Sonika
 Marg Tannahill-Wade Bebel Marchand

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