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G.I.J.P.II
Galexandra
Get Off The Internet
Gibberish
Glade Byward Market Collection
Glade East End Collection
Glade Maritimes Collection
Glade West End Collection
Glitches and Miscues - Season Nine
Going to Hell In A Laundry Basket
Going to the Concert
Good Clean Innocent Fun Poker Party Dot-Net
Good Girl, Bad Girl
Gotta Have L.O.V.E.
Gray Race Day
Grief for Life
Guess That TV Show
Gulliver's Travails
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| Get Off The Internet |
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Description:
Prepping protesters at the Free Trade Area of the Americas Summit in Québec City. Featuring Noam Chomsky, Jello Biafra and Unwelcomed Guests.
MUSIC MADNESS: Le Tigre, "Get Off The Internet"; Pete Rock & CL Smooth, "Anger In The Nation"; the Beat Nigs, "Television"; Rob Swift, "Television"; Gil Scott-Heron, "The Revolution Will Not Be Televised"; Meg Lee Chin, "Nazi Punks Fuck Off"; also Meat Beat Manifesto, Test Dept. |
| Author: |
Chris Laursen |
| Producer: |
Chris Laursen |
| Tech: |
Chris Laursen |
| Recorded: |
at CKCU |
| Aired: |
2001.03.20 - Episode #220 |
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| Glitches and Miscues - Season Nine |
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Description:
Bad timing, and things going wrong. |
| Author: |
Remote Planet |
| Producer: |
Bill Demmery |
| Tech: |
Dave Wade |
| Recorded: |
at CKCU |
| Aired: |
2008.06.18 - Episode #938 |
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| Going to Hell In A Laundry Basket |
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Description:
God-fearing and naïve Christian Neville Eman Tealsolup heads down to the basement to do laundry where he discovers what he believes to be his long-lost mother trapped behind the clothes dryer. Luckily God intervenes and exposes the disembodied voice as Satan!
NEVILLE: I see. (pauses and regains composure) Anyway... I remember it all! I was 13 and just had my first wet dream (nervous giggle) tee-hee... and so you were preparing the sacrificial altar like you said all the families in Kanata did... made from a select choice of natural woods and stains so as not to clash with the neighbourhood... and you were standing over my naked body with the dagger, when you were knocked off your feet and carried away by a group of Girl Guides.
GABRIELLE: Pack!
NEVILLE: What?
GABRIELLE: Pack! I was carried away by a PACK of Girl Guides! |
| Author: |
Dan Enright |
| Producer: |
Dan Enright |
| Tech: |
Chris Laursen |
| Recorded: |
at CKCU |
| Aired: |
2002.04.16 - Episode #329 |
| Starring: |
| Dan Enright |
God |
| Richard Hemphill |
Jesus Christos, Father, Voicemail |
| Chris Laursen |
Neville Eman Tealsolup |
| Marg Tannahill-Wade |
Satan |
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| Good Girl, Bad Girl |
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Description:
Real propaganda from the real past. |
| Author: |
Unknown |
| Producer: |
Unknown |
| Tech: |
Chris Laursen |
| Recorded: |
at CKCU |
| Aired: |
2004.04.07 - Episode #514 |
| Length: |
08:34 |
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| Gotta Have L.O.V.E. |
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Description:
OLD SCHOOL HIP HOP.
MUSIC MADNESS: MC Lyte, "Slave 2 The Rhythm"; Boogie Down Productions, "Hip Hop Rules"; Bomb the Bass, "Megablast"; Asher D & Daddy Freddy, "Rough and Rugged"; De la Soul, "Keepin' The Faith"; Jungle Brothers, "Down With The Jbeez"; and tracks by Gorillaz, Gotan Project, Handsome Boy Modelling School and more. |
| Author: |
Chris Laursen |
| Producer: |
Chris Laursen |
| Tech: |
Chris Laursen |
| Recorded: |
at CKCU |
| Aired: |
2002.04.23 - Episode #330 |
| Starring: |
| Chris Laursen |
DJ L.O.V.E. |
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| Guess That TV Show |
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Description:
What does a writer do when he's at an absolute loss to write something fresh? He steals a script from one of the most popular shows on television, changes the proper nouns to fictional ones and credits it all to Alan Smithee. Needless to say, our over-the-top parody of "Dawson's Creek" turned out quite hilarious. No more can be said in order to avoid a law suit. |
| Author: |
Alan Smithee |
| Producer: |
Alan Smithee |
| Tech: |
Chris Laursen |
| Recorded: |
at CKCU |
| Aired: |
2001.02.13 - Episode #217 |
| Starring: |
| Natasha Abraham |
Georgia, Ella, Sugar |
| Richard Hemphill |
Habib, Wooster Jeeves, Oma, Abner |
| Chris Laursen |
Eugene Oregon, Montgomery, Principal Skinner, DJ L.O.V.E. |
| Tina Malheiro |
Valentina, Vera Wang, Girl |
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| Gulliver's Travails |
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Description:
Lemuel Gulliver tries to track down the illustrious fashion designer Ama Stole after meeting her at a dinner party and ends up caught in the twisted world of the Stolovnas.
NARY: You have to remove your shoes.
LEMUEL: To protect the parquet flooring?
NARY: No, to protect us. Your shoes are indescribably ugly. |
| Author: |
Richard Hemphill |
| Producer: |
Richard Hemphill |
| Tech: |
Chris Laursen |
| Recorded: |
at CKCU |
| Aired: |
2002.04.30 - Episode #331 |
| Starring: |
| Dan Enright |
Bolton, Info Guy, Nonica |
| Richard Hemphill |
Ama Stole, Street Person, Nichelle |
| Chris Laursen |
Lemuel Gulliver, David Dough, Nargaret |
| Shalome Swinamer |
Ticket Seller, Nary |
| Marg Tannahill-Wade |
Gillian, Nelinda |
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