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Kanata 9-1-1, Episode #01
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Kanata 9-1-1, Episode #03
Kanata 9-1-1, Episode #04
Kanata 9-1-1, Episode #05
Kanata 9-1-1, Episode #06
Kanata 9-1-1, Episode #07
Kanata 9-1-1, Episode #08
Kanata 9-1-1, Episode #09
Kanata 9-1-1, Episode #10
Kanata 9-1-1, Episode #11
Kanata 9-1-1, Episode #12
Kanata 9-1-1, Episode #13
Kanata 9-1-1, Episode #14
Kanata 9-1-1, Episode #15
Kanata 9-1-1, Episode #16
Kanata 9-1-1, Episode #17
Kanata 9-1-1, Episode #18
Kanata 9-1-1, Episode #19
Kanata 9-1-1, Episode #20
Kanata 9-1-1, Episode #21
Kanata 9-1-1, Episode #23
Kanata 9-1-1, Episode #25
Kanata 9-1-1, Episode #26
Kanata 9-1-1, Episode #30
Kanata 9-1-1, Episode #31
Kanata 9-1-1, Episode #32
Kanata 9-1-1, Episode #33
Kanata 9-1-1, Episode #34
Kanata 9-1-1, Episode #7
Kate Loses Her Boobs
Kate and the Boobs
Kill the Contessa
Kitten Cannon
Knock, Knock...
Kanata 9-1-1, Episode #01 (Back to Top)
Description:
A terrorising tale from the mean streets of Kanata.
Author: Bill Demmery
Producer: Bill Demmery
Tech: Dave Wade
Recorded: 2006.03.25 at CKCU
Produced: 2006.03.27
Aired: 2006.03.29 - Episode #724 and 4 repeats
Length: 04:08
Starring:
 Bill Demmery Caller
 Nancy Kenny Operator
 Tonia Snow Announcer
Kanata 9-1-1, Episode #02 (Back to Top)
Description:
More gritty drama from the mean streets of Kanata.
Author: Bill Demmery
Producer: Bill Demmery
Tech: Dave Wade
Recorded: 2006.03.25 at CKCU
Produced: 2006.04.23
Aired: 2006.04.26 - Episode #728 and 2 repeats
Length: 04:35
Starring:
 Marc-André Bélair Animal Psychologist
 Richard Hemphill Caller
 Nancy Kenny Cop
 Tonia Snow Announcer
 Marg Tannahill-Wade Operator
Kanata 9-1-1, Episode #03 (Back to Top)
Description:
Trapped in an SUV, surrounded by ice in the bank parking lot!
Author: Bill Demmery
Producer: Bill Demmery
Tech: Dave Wade
Recorded: 2006.04.01 at CKCU
Produced: 2006.05.06
Aired: 2006.05.10 - Episode #730 and 3 repeats
Length: 04:02
Starring:
 Richard Hemphill Caller
 Shalome Swinamer Operator
 Tonia Snow Announcer
Kanata 9-1-1, Episode #04 (Back to Top)
Description:
An evil Downtowner forces an innocent Blackberry-thumbing Kanata driver to rear-end him.
Author: Bill Demmery
Producer: Bill Demmery
Tech: Dave Wade
Recorded: 2006.04.22 at CKCU
Produced: 2006.05.20
Aired: 2006.05.24 - Episode #732 and 3 repeats
Length: 04:57
Starring:
 Richard Hemphill Operator
 Shalome Swinamer Caller
 Tonia Snow Announcer
Kanata 9-1-1, Episode #05 (Back to Top)
Description:
Gripping suspense as a non-Kanatan infiltrates the Sensplex!
Author: Bill Demmery
Producer: Bill Demmery
Tech: Dave Wade
Recorded: 2006.04.22 at CKCU
Produced: 2006.05.22
Aired: 2006.05.24 - Episode #732 and 2 repeats
Length: 04:12
Starring:
 Marc-André Bélair Officer Kyle Wazooski
 Richard Hemphill Operator
 Marg Tannahill-Wade Caller
 Tonia Snow Announcer
Kanata 9-1-1, Episode #06 (Back to Top)
Description:
Internet Down: Economic catastrophe strikes God's Little Cornfield as a denizen's Internet connection fails!
Author: Bill Demmery
Producer: Bill Demmery
Tech: Dave Wade
Recorded: 2006.04.01 at CKCU
Produced: 2006.06.17
Aired: 2006.10.11 - Episode #802 and 4 repeats
Length: 05:44
Starring:
 Dan Enright Operator
 Richard Hemphill Caller
 Tonia Snow Announcer
Kanata 9-1-1, Episode #07 (Back to Top)
Description:
An unstylish Downtowner escapes from the bus compound and terrorises the Kanata Centrum until apprehended by a takedown team!
Author: Bill Demmery
Producer: Bill Demmery
Tech: Dave Wade
Recorded: 2006.05.27 at CKCU
Produced: 2006.11.13
Aired: 2006.11.15 - Episode #807 and 3 repeats
Length: 06:37
Starring:
 Bill Demmery Officer Kyle Wazooski
 Richard Hemphill Caller
 Tonia Snow Announcer
 Dave Wade Operator
Kanata 9-1-1, Episode #08 (Back to Top)
Description:
Recent arrivals from Downtown are mistaken for illegal urbigrants; a mistaken countrysider calls in; non-Kanatans invade God's Little Cornfield for a hockey game; new urbigrants take a denizenship course.
Author: Bill Demmery
Producer: Bill Demmery
Tech: Dave Wade
Recorded: 2007.02.24 at CKCU
Produced: 2007.03.08
Aired: 2007.04.18 - Episode #829 and 3 repeats
Length: 09:39
Starring:
 Marc-André Bélair Instructor, Recorded Announcer
 Bill Demmery Caller #2
 Richard Hemphill Caller #3
 Richard Parks Operator
 Tonia Snow Announcer
 Marg Tannahill-Wade Caller #1
Kanata 9-1-1, Episode #09 (Back to Top)
Description:
Proactive Kanata 9-1-1 operators telephone Kanata denizens, looking for emergencies. A stalled truck on the highway means coffee-delivery chaos.
Author: Bill Demmery
Producers: Bill Demmery, Bill Demmery
Tech: Dave Wade
Recorded: 2006.12.09 at CKCU
Produced: 2007.02.18
Aired: 2007.03.07 - Episode #823 and 1 repeats
Length: 09:33
Starring:
 Bill Demmery Supervisor
 Richard Hemphill Caller #2
 Richard Parks Caller #3
 Tonia Snow Announcer
 Marg Tannahill-Wade Caller #1, Operator
Kanata 9-1-1, Episode #10 (Back to Top)
Description:
Kanatans encounter the cruel realities of non-Kanatan emergency services.
Author: Bill Demmery
Producer: Bill Demmery
Tech: Dave Wade
Recorded: 2007.02.03 at CKCU
Produced: 2007.03.10
Aired: 2007.03.21 - Episode #825 and 2 repeats
Length: 07:09
Starring:
 Bill Demmery Operator #1, Supervisor
 Amy Ford Operator #2
 Richard Hemphill Caller #1
 Richard Parks Operator #3
 Tonia Snow Announcer
 Marg Tannahill-Wade Caller #2
Kanata 9-1-1, Episode #11 (Back to Top)
Description:
A dispute over paint colours erupts into a tidiness-threatening breach of local bylaws.
Author: Bill Demmery
Producer: Bill Demmery
Tech: Dave Wade
Recorded: 2007.02.03 at CKCU
Produced: 2007.03.17
Aired: 2007.05.30 - Episode #835 and 1 repeats
Length: 10:55
Starring:
 Bill Demmery Kanatan #1, Negotiator
 Amy Ford Operator, Wife #1
 Richard Hemphill Kanatan #2
 Richard Parks Caller
 Marg Tannahill-Wade Officer Karla Wazooski, Wife #2
Kanata 9-1-1, Episode #12 (Back to Top)
Description:
A malfunctioning new-generation, in-dash, voice-activated GPS navigation system crashes, stranding a Blackberry-Eyed driver.
Author: Bill Demmery
Producer: Bill Demmery
Tech: Dave Wade
Recorded: 2007.04.05 at CKCU
Produced: 2007.05.05
Aired: 2007.05.16 - Episode #833 and 5 repeats
Length: 05:26
Starring:
 Richard Hemphill Caller
 Nancy Kenny Operator
 Tonia Snow Announcer
Kanata 9-1-1, Episode #13 (Back to Top)
Description:
Cat stuck in a tree. An overstressed Operator is forced to take Discomfort Leave.
Author: Bill Demmery
Producer: Bill Demmery
Tech: Dave Wade
Recorded: 2007.02.24 at CKCU
Produced: 2007.04.05
Aired: 2007.04.25 - Episode #830 and 1 repeats
Length: 07:05
Starring:
 Marc-André Bélair Stress Counsellor
 Bill Demmery Operator
 Tonia Snow Announcer
 Marg Tannahill-Wade Caller
Kanata 9-1-1, Episode #14 (Back to Top)
Description:
A sprained ankle in Uncivilised Territory has the crew scrambling to track down an absent-minded Kanatan.
Author: Bill Demmery
Producer: Bill Demmery
Tech: Dave Wade
Recorded: 2007.04.11 at CKCU
Produced: 2007.08.07
Aired: 2007.10.03 - Episode #901 and 3 repeats
Length: 07:07
Starring:
 Richard Hemphill OnStar Voice
 Nancy Kenny Wife
 Carla Parchelo Operator
 Richard Parks Caller
 Tonia Snow Announcer
Kanata 9-1-1, Episode #15 (Back to Top)
Description:
Two parallel calls concerning the same incident--one to Kanata 9-1-1 and one to Regular 9-1-1--illustrate the stark language gap between versatile, socially functional Kanatan and the blunt, limited Downtowner dialect.
Author: Bill Demmery
Producer: Bill Demmery
Tech: Dave Wade
Recorded: 2007.04.11 at CKCU
Produced: 2007.10.08
Aired: 2007.10.10 - Episode #902 and 4 repeats
Length: 05:42
Starring:
 Marc-André Bélair Operator #2
 Amy Ford Operator #1
 Josh McMillan Caller #2
 Richard Parks Caller #1
 Tonia Snow Announcer
Kanata 9-1-1, Episode #16 (Back to Top)
Description:
PVR Not working! A Kanata Resident must replace her PVR when the hard drive fills up.
Author: Bill Demmery
Producer: Bill Demmery
Tech: Dave Wade
Recorded: 2007.04.25 at CKCU
Produced: 2007.11.04
Aired: 2007.11.07 - Episode #906 and 4 repeats
Length: 06:04
Starring:
 Marc-André Bélair Operator
 Tonia Snow Announcer
 Marg Tannahill-Wade Guest Host
Kanata 9-1-1, Episode #17 (Back to Top)
Description:
Entire Internet Down! A broken coffee-shop router threatens to bring down Kanatan Civilisation as we know it.
Author: Bill Demmery
Producer: Bill Demmery
Tech: Dave Wade
Recorded: 2007.04.25 at CKCU
Produced: 2007.11.20
Aired: 2007.11.21 - Episode #908 and 2 repeats
Length: 07:40
Starring:
 Dan Enright Guest Host
 Richard Parks Caller
 Tonia Snow Announcer, Operator
Kanata 9-1-1, Episode #18 (Back to Top)
Description:
Life in Kanata is just better... except when the ill winds of Carp blow over the landfill.
Author: Bill Demmery
Producer: Bill Demmery
Tech: Dave Wade
Recorded: 2007.04.29 at CKCU
Produced: 2008.10.13
Aired: 2008.10.15 - Episode #1002 and 3 repeats
Length: 06:39
Starring:
 Amy Ford Caller #3
 Josh McMillan Operator
 Richard Parks Caller #2
 Tonia Snow Announcer
 Marg Tannahill-Wade Caller #1
Kanata 9-1-1, Episode #19 (Back to Top)
Description:
Our selfless heroes race to re-initialise the victims of a Blackberry-Blackberry collision.
Author: Bill Demmery
Producer: Bill Demmery
Tech: Dave Wade
Recorded: 2007.09.08 at CKCU
Produced: 2008.05.21
Aired: 2008.05.21 - Episode #934 and 6 repeats
Length: 06:45
Starring:
 Marc-André Bélair Operator #2
 Bill Demmery Operator #1
 Amy Ford Operator #3
 Richard Hemphill Caller #2
 Richard Parks Caller #3
 Tonia Snow Announcer
 Marg Tannahill-Wade Caller #1
Kanata 9-1-1, Episode #20 (Back to Top)
Description:
An examination of two "frivolous" calls shows one to be a very legitimate emergency in God's Little Cornfield.
Authors: Bill Demmery, Tonia Snow
Producer: Bill Demmery
Tech: Dave Wade
Recorded: 2008.05.03 at CKCU
Produced: 2009.01.12
Aired: 2009.01.14 - Episode #1015 and 2 repeats
Length: 00:01
Starring:
 Richard Hemphill Caller #1, Operator #2
 Richard Parks Caller #2, Operator #1
Kanata 9-1-1, Episode #21 (Back to Top)
Description:
Celebrity Guest Operators face the horrors of Personal Lifestyle Emergencies!
Author: Bill Demmery
Producer: Bill Demmery
Tech: Dave Wade
Recorded: 2007.01.01 at CKCU
Produced: 2012.02.05
Aired: 2012.02.08 - Episode #1318
Length: 10:05
Starring:
 Richard Hemphill Announcer, Operator #3
 Richard Parks Fake Mayor Larry
 Marg Tannahill-Wade Caller #1
 Bill Demmery Wayne Rostad, Caller #3
 Tonia Snow Caller #2
Kanata 9-1-1, Episode #23 (Back to Top)
Description:
Our heroic seasoned Operator has to make a dreaded Judgement Call.
Author: Bill Demmery
Producer: Bill Demmery
Tech: Dave Wade
Recorded: 2007.11.10 at CKCU
Produced: 2009.03.01
Aired: 2009.03.04 - Episode #1022 and 4 repeats
Length: 06:46
Starring:
 Amy Ford Operator
 Josh McMillan Caller
 Tonia Snow Announcer
Kanata 9-1-1, Episode #25 (Back to Top)
Description:
A newly-naturalised Downtowner paints his garage door plain blue. Only the heroic Operator can save the Kanatan social fabric from unwinding!
Author: Bill Demmery
Producer: Bill Demmery
Tech: Dave Wade
Recorded: 2008.11.15 at CKCU
Produced: 2009.05.31
Aired: 2009.06.03 - Episode #1035 and 2 repeats
Length: 09:21
Starring:
 Marc-André Bélair Operator, Fella
 Richard Hemphill Announcer, Caller #3
 Tonia Snow Caller #1, Caller #2, Cop
Kanata 9-1-1, Episode #26 (Back to Top)
Description:
A cheerleader enrolled in a Prominent Local Separate School suffers a debilitating texting-finger injury!
Author: Bill Demmery
Producer: Bill Demmery
Tech: Dave Wade
Recorded: at CKCU
Produced: 2011.01.24
Aired: 2011.01.26 - Episode #1216 and 2 repeats
Length: 03:31
Starring:
 Tonia Snow Announcer
 Richard Parks Operator
 Marg Tannahill-Wade Caller
Kanata 9-1-1, Episode #30 (Back to Top)
Description:
An elaborate, meticulously-planned, informal team dinner is running short on supplies!
Author: Bill Demmery
Producer: Bill Demmery
Tech: Dave Wade
Recorded: at CKCU
Produced: 2012.05.17
Aired: 2012.05.23 - Episode #1333 and 1 repeats
Length: 05:34
Starring:
 Tonia Snow Announcer
 Richard Hemphill Operator
 Marg Tannahill-Wade Caller
Kanata 9-1-1, Episode #31 (Back to Top)
Description:
This very special, cross-country episode delivers several gripping examples of travellers from Equivalent Centres of Culture, accessing Lifestyle Emergency Services while travelling--including a clip courtesy of NorthVan 9-9-9!
Author: Bill Demmery
Producer: Bill Demmery
Tech: Dave Wade
Recorded: 2011.05.14 at CKCU
Aired: 2011.05.18 - Episode #1232
Length: 14:31
Starring:
 Richard Hemphill Announcer
 Bill Demmery Operator #1, Caller #3
 Tonia Snow Caller #1
 Marg Tannahill-Wade Operator #2
 Dan Enright Caller #2, Operator #3
Kanata 9-1-1, Episode #32 (Back to Top)
Description:
"I'm in Downtownland, and it sucks!" Confused by all the nonsensical straight-line streets, a Disoriented Denizen calls for assistance.
Author: Bill Demmery
Producer: Bill Demmery
Tech: Dave Wade
Recorded: at CKCU
Produced: 2012.05.13
Aired: 2012.05.16 - Episode #1332 and 1 repeats
Length: 06:42
Starring:
 Tonia Snow Announcer
 Richard Parks Operator
 Richard Hemphill Caller
Kanata 9-1-1, Episode #33 (Back to Top)
Description:
Traumatized residents report a Non-Big-Box/Non-Chain Local Retailer in a local shopping mall.
Author: Bill Demmery
Producer: Bill Demmery
Tech: Dave Wade
Recorded: 2011.01.29 at CKCU
Produced: 2012.05.08
Aired: 2012.05.09 - Episode #1331 and 1 repeats
Length: 05:11
Starring:
 Tonia Snow Announcer
 Richard Hemphill Operator
 Marg Tannahill-Wade Caller
Kanata 9-1-1, Episode #34 (Back to Top)
Description:
"Make me speak hockey!" The Emergency Sports Briefing Unit saves Denizens from Social Function Embarrassment!
Author: Bill Demmery
Producer: Bill Demmery
Tech: Dave Wade
Recorded: 2012.04.28 at CKCU
Produced: 2012.05.01
Aired: 2012.05.02 - Episode #1330
Length: 07:10
Starring:
 Tonia Snow Announcer
 Richard Parks Operator
 Marg Tannahill-Wade Caller #1
 Richard Hemphill Caller #2, Hailee
Kanata 9-1-1, Episode #7 (Back to Top)
Description:
Author: Bill Demmery
Producer: Bill Demmery
Tech: Dave Wade
Recorded: at CKCU
Aired: 2012.12.12 - Episode #1411
Kate Loses Her Boobs (Back to Top)
Description:
Indie rock band Kate & The Boobs break up. "It being CHUO, nobody was actually listening."
Author: Chris Laursen
Producer: Chris Laursen
Tech: Chris Laursen
Recorded: at CKCU
Aired: 2003.12.03 - Episode #503
Length: 08:44
Starring:
 Dan Enright Himself
 Marg Tannahill-Wade Kate
 Chris Laursen Corey
 Marc-André Bélair Brad
 Shalome Swinamer Thirsty Woman
 Nora Torres Kate's Mom
Kate and the Boobs (Back to Top)
Description:
A soft-spoken CKCU radio host interviews indie rocker Kate from the band Kate and the Boobs, though he can't play any of her music since she hasn't released any CDs yet.
Authors: Chris Laursen, Marg Tannahill-Wade
Producer: Chris Laursen
Tech: Chris Laursen
Recorded: at CKCU
Aired: 2000.03.07 - Episode #109
Starring:
 Chris Laursen Radio Host
 Marg Tannahill-Wade Kate
Kill the Contessa (Back to Top)
Description:
What exactly do her friends think of Constance Locutor, the Contessa di Aspora? Do they cling to her every word? (There are a lot of them.) Or do they all secretly want to off the old cow?
Author: Richard Hemphill
Producer: Richard Hemphill
Tech: Dave Wade
Recorded: at CKCU
Aired: Episode #606 and 2 repeats
Starring:
 Damien Bailey Peoria, Percival, Waiter
 Marc-André Bélair Chef, Romulus
 Bill Demmery Cogswell, Farmer
 Dan Enright Man, Mr. Mumble, Reporter
 Richard Hemphill Guglielmo Pagliaglia
 Mary Shearman Invidia
 Tonia Snow Contessa di Aspora
 Shalome Swinamer Actress, Ill-Fated Party Guest, Petunia
Kitten Cannon (Back to Top)
Description:
Here's a new toy for bored cat owners!
Author: Richard Hemphill
Producer: Richard Hemphill
Tech: Dave Wade
Recorded: at CKCU
Produced: 2009.01.20
Aired: 2009.01.14 - Episode #1016 and 4 repeats
Length: 03:43
Starring:
 Bill Demmery Romulus
 Richard Hemphill Announcer
 Richard Parks Remus
Knock, Knock... (Back to Top)
Description:
Folks just don't like sellin' to poor ol' Blackberry Jim.
Author: Bill Demmery
Producer: Bill Demmery
Recorded: 2009.10.17Demmery_B
Produced: 2009.10.20
Aired: 2009.10.21 - Episode #1104 and 1 repeats
Length: 00:13
Starring:
 Marc-André Bélair Jim Balsillie
 Bill Demmery Homeowner

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