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MTV Europe Dance Party
MTV Europe Dance Party Intro
MTV Europe Old School Hip Hop Party
Mac vs. PC #01
Mac vs. PC #02
Mac vs. PC #03
Mac vs. PC #04
Mac vs. PC #05
Mac vs. PC #06
Mac vs. PC #07
Mac vs. PC #08
Mac vs. PC #09
Mac vs. PC #10
Mad, Madder, Maddest
Madness in the Morning
Maid Service
Maid Service II
Man About Town
Maritime Idol
Maritime Language Tapes
Marketing To Serve You Better
Mars Talk
MasterSwipe #1
MasterSwipe #2
MasterSwipe #3
Max Synching
Max's First Day Off
Max's Last Assignment
Max's Last Broadcast
Max's Wrap-Up
Maximum Enjoyment
Mayor's Moment #01
Mayor's Moment #02
Mayor's Moment #03
Mayor's Moment #04
Mayor's Moment #05
Mayor's Moment #06
Mayor's Moment #07
Mayor's Moment #08
Mayor's Moment #09
Mayor's Moment #10
Mayor's Moment #11
Mayor's Moment #12
Mayor's Moment #13
Mayor's Moment #14
Megalanon
Message
Message from the PM
Microshaft Blah
Mime in a Box
Mine's Bigger than Yours
Minions Anonymous
Miscues and Glitches - Season Eight
Miscues and Glitches 2008
Mister Impatient
Modern Class
Moist
Moments with Mayor Ford
Moose Nads College
More New Horizons
Mortuary Express
Mortuary Workers
Motel of Monsters
Moveyerbuttol
Murder Most Stinky
Murder Most Stinky 2005
Mushroom Cloud
Music Collectors
My Day
My God Is Better than Your God
My Mountain Gorilla
My Next Day
My So-Called Val Pak Life
My Special Day
Mysterious Manitoba
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| MTV Europe Old School Hip Hop Party |
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Description:
MTV Europe host Jörgen hosts an old school hip hop dance party, interviewing the great German DJ Phatmaster D.
MUSIC MADNESS: The United Kingdom was an unlikely hotbed of old school hip hop in the late 1980s with Simon Harris' Music of Life record company which brought artists such as Asher D & Daddy Freddy, CJ Mackintosh, Einstein, MC Duke, Overlord X and the She-Rockers to the North American underground scene. Aside from that, Europe really only produced Edelweiss, an opera/Swiss yodelling/rap crossbreed. |
| Authors: |
Chris Laursen, Richard Hemphill |
| Producers: |
Chris Laursen, Richard Hemphill |
| Tech: |
Chris Laursen |
| Recorded: |
at CKCU |
| Aired: |
2001.10.02 - Episode #309 |
| Starring: |
| Richard Hemphill |
the German DJ |
| Chris Laursen |
Jörgen |
|
| Mac vs. PC #01 |
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Description:
In this spoof of a popular series of TV commercials, Mac's hardware platform gets changed again. |
| Author: |
Bill Demmery |
| Producer: |
Bill Demmery |
| Tech: |
Dave Wade |
| Recorded: |
2007.09.08 at CKCU |
| Produced: |
2007.04.23 |
| Aired: |
2007.05.09 - Episode #832 and 3 repeats |
| Length: |
02:15 |
| Starring: |
| Richard Hemphill |
PC |
| Richard Parks |
Mac |
|
| Mac vs. PC #02 |
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Description:
Mac gets the horrifying urge to do real work after his st'owner installs Vista. |
| Author: |
Bill Demmery |
| Producer: |
Bill Demmery |
| Tech: |
Dave Wade |
| Recorded: |
2007.09.08 at CKCU |
| Produced: |
2007.04.23 |
| Aired: |
2007.05.09 - Episode #832 and 6 repeats |
| Length: |
01:00 |
| Starring: |
| Richard Hemphill |
PC |
| Richard Parks |
Mac |
|
| Mac vs. PC #08 |
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Description:
Mac is delayed in favour of a revolutionary, ground-breaking, paradigm-shifting... telephone. |
| Author: |
Bill Demmery |
| Producer: |
Bill Demmery |
| Tech: |
Dave Wade |
| Recorded: |
2007.09.08 at CKCU |
| Produced: |
2007.10.08 |
| Aired: |
2007.10.17 - Episode #903 and 3 repeats |
| Length: |
02:05 |
| Starring: |
| Richard Hemphill |
PC |
| Richard Parks |
Mac |
|
| Mac vs. PC #09 |
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Description:
She's beautiful--in a slippery, greasy, expensive sort of way. |
| Author: |
Bill Demmery |
| Producer: |
Bill Demmery |
| Tech: |
Dave Wade |
| Recorded: |
2007.09.08 at CKCU |
| Produced: |
2007.10.21 |
| Aired: |
2007.10.24 - Episode #904 and 3 repeats |
| Length: |
01:49 |
| Starring: |
| Amy Ford |
iPhone |
| Richard Hemphill |
PC |
|
| Mac vs. PC #10 |
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Description:
PC is having a little problem with error messages. Mac is speechless. |
| Author: |
Bill Demmery |
| Producer: |
Bill Demmery |
| Tech: |
Dave Wade |
| Recorded: |
2007.09.08 at CKCU |
| Produced: |
2007.10.21 |
| Aired: |
2007.10.24 - Episode #904 and 3 repeats |
| Length: |
00:57 |
| Starring: |
| Richard Hemphill |
PC |
| Richard Parks |
Mac |
|
| Maid Service II |
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Description:
Just when you thought it was safe to put down the mop! |
| Author: |
Tonia Snow |
| Producer: |
Tonia Snow |
| Tech: |
Dave Wade |
| Recorded: |
2006.09.09 at CKCU |
| Produced: |
2006.12.03 |
| Aired: |
2006.12.06 - Episode #810 and 7 repeats |
| Length: |
02:52 |
| Starring: |
| Andrew Kirkwood |
Simon Wussy |
| Tonia Snow |
Gretchen Kurdbottom |
|
| Max Synching |
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Description:
Max talks about his retirement dream of being a YouTube karaoke star! |
| Author: |
Bill Demmery |
| Producer: |
Bill Demmery |
| Tech: |
Dave Wade |
| Musician: |
Shame-Facedly Anonymous |
| Written: |
2010.03.06 |
| Recorded: |
2010.03.13 at CKCU |
| Produced: |
2010.03.14 |
| Aired: |
2010.03.31 - Episode #1127 and 1 repeats |
| Length: |
00:58 |
| Starring: |
| Marc-André Bélair |
Max Kreeping |
| Dave Perkins |
Announcer |
|
| Max's First Day Off |
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Description:
Max's first day of retirement living has him broadcast from his room, while J.J. does a remote... from the shuffleboard table. |
| Author: |
Bill Demmery |
| Producer: |
Bill Demmery |
| Tech: |
Dave Wade |
| Musician: |
Derek R. Audette |
| Written: |
2010.03.06 |
| Recorded: |
2010.03.13 at CKCU |
| Produced: |
2010.03.16 |
| Aired: |
2010.03.31 - Episode #1127 and 1 repeats |
| Length: |
03:35 |
| Starring: |
| Marc-André Bélair |
Max Kreeping |
| Bill Demmery |
J.J. Clackers |
| Richard Hemphill |
Ellen |
|
| Max's Wrap-Up |
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Description:
The last broadcast is over, Max is retired--and so, unexpectedly, is J.J.! |
| Author: |
Bill Demmery |
| Producer: |
Bill Demmery |
| Tech: |
Dave Wade |
| Written: |
2010.03.06 |
| Recorded: |
2010.03.13 at CKCU |
| Produced: |
2010.03.16 |
| Aired: |
2010.03.31 - Episode #1127 and 1 repeats |
| Length: |
00:52 |
| Starring: |
| Marc-André Bélair |
Max Kreeping |
| Bill Demmery |
J.J. Clackers |
|
| Mayor's Moment #02 |
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Description:
Publicity, criminal trials, light rail and pigeons: His Honour explains it to the little people! |
| Author: |
Bill Demmery |
| Producer: |
Bill Demmery |
| Tech: |
Dave Wade |
| Recorded: |
2009.05.09 at CKCU |
| Produced: |
2009.05.11 |
| Aired: |
2009.05.13 - Episode #1032 and 1 repeats |
| Length: |
03:13 |
| Starring: |
| Richard Parks |
Fake Mayor Larry |
| Marg Tannahill-Wade |
Carol-Anne Meighen-Ewen |
|
| Mayor's Moment #04 |
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Description:
Fake Mayor Larry pours forth with big plans and big opinions! |
| Author: |
Bill Demmery |
| Producer: |
Bill Demmery |
| Tech: |
Dave Wade |
| Recorded: |
2009.10.17 at CKCU |
| Produced: |
2009.10.20 |
| Aired: |
2009.10.21 - Episode #1104 |
| Length: |
04:25 |
| Starring: |
| Richard Parks |
Fake Mayor Larry |
| Marg Tannahill-Wade |
Carol-Anne Meighen-Ewen |
|
| Mayor's Moment #05 |
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Description:
Fake Mayor Larry holds forth on light rail, efficient decision-making, and service charges. |
| Author: |
Bill Demmery |
| Producer: |
Bill Demmery |
| Tech: |
Dave Wade |
| Recorded: |
2009.11.21 at CKCU |
| Produced: |
2009.11.22 |
| Aired: |
2009.11.25 - Episode #1109 and 1 repeats |
| Length: |
03:44 |
| Starring: |
| Marg Tannahill-Wade |
Carol-Anne Meighen-Ewen |
| Richard Parks |
Fake Mayor Larry |
|
| Mayor's Moment #06 |
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Description:
Fake Mayor Larry dispenses more of his sage wisdom on the conduct of the City's affairs. |
| Author: |
Bill Demmery |
| Producer: |
Bill Demmery |
| Tech: |
Dave Wade |
| Recorded: |
2009.10.21 at CKCU |
| Produced: |
2010.02.08 |
| Aired: |
2010.02.17 - Episode #1121 |
| Length: |
06:18 |
| Starring: |
| Richard Parks |
Fake Mayor Larry |
| Marg Tannahill-Wade |
Carol-Anne Meighen-Ewen |
|
| Mayor's Moment #07 |
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Description:
Fake Mayor Larry shows how Pidgin Messenger makes labour relations more efficient. |
| Author: |
Bill Demmery |
| Producer: |
Bill Demmery |
| Tech: |
Dave Wade |
| Recorded: |
2010.01.30 at CKCU |
| Produced: |
2010.02.22 |
| Aired: |
2010.02.24 - Episode #1122 |
| Length: |
05:38 |
| Starring: |
| Richard Parks |
Fake Mayor Larry |
| Marg Tannahill-Wade |
Lucy Vanoldenbarren |
|
| Mayor's Moment #09 |
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Description:
Outgoing Fake Mayor Larry waxes philosophically about leaving office and the great cycle of politics. |
| Author: |
Bill Demmery |
| Producer: |
Bill Demmery |
| Tech: |
Dave Wade |
| Recorded: |
2010.11.27 at CKCU |
| Aired: |
2010.12.01 - Episode #1208 and 1 repeats |
| Length: |
04:25 |
| Starring: |
| Richard Parks |
Fake Mayor Larry |
| Marg Tannahill-Wade |
Carol-Anne Meighen-Ewen |
|
| Mayor's Moment #10 |
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Description:
Incoming (and former) Fake Mayor Jim talks about his plans. |
| Author: |
Bill Demmery |
| Producer: |
Bill Demmery |
| Tech: |
Dave Wade |
| Recorded: |
2011.01.29 at CKCU |
| Produced: |
2011.01.30 |
| Aired: |
2011.02.02 - Episode #1217 and 2 repeats |
| Length: |
03:31 |
| Starring: |
| Richard Parks |
Fake Mayor Jim |
| Marg Tannahill-Wade |
Carol-Anne Meighen-Ewen |
|
| Mayor's Moment #11 |
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Description:
Fake Mayor Jim talks about current issues in the City, plus a sure-fire solution to embarrassing Booking Room videos. |
| Author: |
Bill Demmery |
| Producer: |
Bill Demmery |
| Tech: |
Dave Wade |
| Recorded: |
2011.11.12 at CKCU |
| Produced: |
2011.11.14 |
| Aired: |
2011.11.16 - Episode #1307 |
| Length: |
06:05 |
| Starring: |
| Marg Tannahill-Wade |
Carol-Anne Meighen-Ewen |
| Richard Parks |
Fake Mayor Jim |
|
| Mayor's Moment #12 |
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Description:
Fake Mayor Jim talks, as he often does, about LRT and OC Transpo. |
| Author: |
Bill Demmery |
| Producer: |
Bill Demmery |
| Tech: |
Dave Wade |
| Recorded: |
2012.05.19 at CKCU |
| Produced: |
2012.05.21 |
| Aired: |
2012.05.23 - Episode #1333 |
| Length: |
04:54 |
| Starring: |
| Bill Demmery |
Graham Crackerson, Fake Mayor Jim |
|
| Mayor's Moment #13 |
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Description:
Fake Mayor Jim talks about light rail, the video-off switch at the Police lockup, and parking-fee windfalls. |
| Author: |
Bill Demmery |
| Producer: |
Bill Demmery |
| Tech: |
Tonia Snow |
| Written: |
2012.09.21 |
| Recorded: |
2012.09.22 at CKCU |
| Produced: |
2012.09.22 |
| Aired: |
2012.10.03 - Episode #1401 |
| Length: |
07:23 |
| Starring: |
| Bill Demmery |
Graham Crackerson |
| Richard Parks |
Fake Mayor Jim |
|
| Mayor's Moment #14 |
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Description:
Fake Mayor Jim holds forth on why a casino is Good Thing--and comes up with better reasons than the real deal--then explains the importance of slogans in addressing Problems, in a refreshing show of totally-accessible transparency. Something like that. |
| Author: |
Bill Demmery |
| Producer: |
Bill Demmery |
| Tech: |
Bill Demmery |
| Written: |
2012.11.04 |
| Recorded: |
2012.11.17 at CKCU |
| Produced: |
2012.12.02 |
| Aired: |
2012.12.05 - Episode #1410 |
| Length: |
09:27 |
| Starring: |
| Richard Parks |
Fake Mayor Jim |
| Tonia Snow |
Lucy Vanoldenbarren |
|
| Message from the PM |
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Description:
A brief message of reassurance from Prime Minister Nero. |
| Author: |
Bill Demmery |
| Producer: |
Bill Demmery |
| Tech: |
Dave Wade |
| Recorded: |
2009.01.19 at CKCU |
| Produced: |
2009.01.24 |
| Aired: |
2009.01.28 - Episode #1017 |
| Length: |
00:12 |
| Starring: |
| Bill Demmery |
Voiceover |
|
| Miscues and Glitches - Season Eight |
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Description:
Bad timing, and things going wrong. |
| Author: |
Remote Planet |
| Producer: |
Bill Demmery |
| Tech: |
Dave Wade |
| Recorded: |
at CKCU |
| Aired: |
2007.06.06 - Episode #836 |
|
| Miscues and Glitches 2008 |
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Description:
Bad timing, wrong line, script errors. |
| Author: |
Remote Planet |
| Producer: |
Bill Demmery |
| Tech: |
Dave Wade |
| Recorded: |
at CKCU |
| Produced: |
2008.12.30 |
| Aired: |
2008.12.31 - Episode #1013 |
|
| More New Horizons |
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Description:
Real propaganda from the real past. |
| Author: |
Unknown |
| Producer: |
Unknown |
| Tech: |
Chris Laursen |
| Recorded: |
at CKCU |
| Aired: |
2004.01.14 - Episode #506 |
|
| Mortuary Workers |
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Description:
Two mortuary workers discuss procrastination. |
| Author: |
Richard Hemphill |
| Producer: |
Richard Hemphill |
| Tech: |
Chris Laursen |
| Recorded: |
at CKCU |
| Aired: |
2000.11.28 - Episode #207 and 4 repeats |
| Length: |
02:57 |
|
| Motel of Monsters |
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Description:
The further adventures of the kids from Sanguina, Countess of Blood! |
| Author: |
Richard Hemphill |
| Producer: |
Richard Hemphill |
| Tech: |
Dave Wade |
| Recorded: |
at CKCU |
| Aired: |
2009.04.29 - Episode #1030 |
|
| Moveyerbuttol |
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Description:
Chronic Fatigue Syndrome robs you of your life. Take the first 700 steps to your new life, with Moveyerbuttol! |
| Author: |
Bill Demmery |
| Producer: |
Bill Demmery |
| Tech: |
Bill Demmery |
| Written: |
2012.09.15 |
| Recorded: |
2012.09.22 at CKCU |
| Produced: |
2012.09.22 |
| Aired: |
2012.10.03 - Episode #1401 |
| Length: |
01:49 |
|
| Murder Most Stinky |
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Description:
Private detective Madison Wisconsin is hired to find out who killed the elder McMicmac; everyone in the family is suspect, and they're all getting knocked off one at a time as Madison delves deeper into the case.
MADISON: Mac McMicmac struck me as a simple man. In fact, he struck me several times as a simple man, then he struck me four or five times in the belly as a complicated man. He was very tall for a man of his stature, but seemed much shorter on television. He had jet black hair, just the one, and a glass eye that he fiddled with nervously. As he sat down in the chair opposite me, I couldn't help but notice the breadth of his shoulders and the way that his powerful torso tapered down to a narrow, tight waist. |
| Author: |
Richard Hemphill |
| Producer: |
Richard Hemphill |
| Tech: |
Chris Laursen |
| Recorded: |
at CKCU |
| Aired: |
2001.03.13 - Episode #219 and 1 repeats |
| Starring: |
| Natasha Abraham |
Maxine, Lizzie Borden |
| Richard Hemphill |
Madison Wisconsin, Waddles, Announcer |
| Chris Laursen |
Mac McMicmac, Mark, The Family Dog |
| Marg Tannahill-Wade |
Secretary, Monique, Mixie |
|
| Murder Most Stinky 2005 |
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Description:
The body of billionaire philanthrophobe, Muck McMicmac, is discovered in the bathroom of his mansion. Detective Madison Wisconsin tries to figure out whodunit, but his suspects keep dying. The original hour-long version of this show aired in Season Two of Remote Planet (13 March 2001). I adapted that script for the stage in 2002. |
| Author: |
Richard Hemphill |
| Producer: |
Richard Hemphill |
| Tech: |
Dave Wade |
| Recorded: |
at CKCU |
| Aired: |
2005.11.16 - Episode #703 and 1 repeats |
| Starring: |
| Bill Demmery |
Mac McMicmac, Mark McMicmac |
| Richard Hemphill |
Madison Wisconsin, Waddles |
| Nancy Kenny |
Lizzie-Borden McMicMac |
| Tonia Snow |
Secretary, Mixie McMicmac, Maxine McMicmac |
| Marg Tannahill-Wade |
Monique McMicmac |
|
| My So-Called Val Pak Life |
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Description:
For his ongoing effort to create an oral history of the community of people who live just outside the trailer park known as Lucky Fortune Estates in the vicinity of greater White Bluffs, some PhD candidate interviews the Muckers. |
| Author: |
Richard Hemphill |
| Producer: |
Richard Hemphill |
| Tech: |
Dave Sarazin |
| Recorded: |
2004.11.27 at CKCU |
| Aired: |
Episode #605 and 4 repeats |
| Length: |
08:49 |
| Starring: |
| Marc-André Bélair |
Interviewer |
| Richard Hemphill |
Donny Mucker |
| Marg Tannahill-Wade |
Connie Mucker |
|
| My Special Day |
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Description:
Lise calls Sam with big news: she's pregnant! Naturally, Sam's busy giving birth to triplets. |
| Author: |
Bill Demmery |
| Producer: |
Bill Demmery |
| Tech: |
Dave Wade |
| Recorded: |
2009.05.09 at CKCU |
| Produced: |
2009.06.01 |
| Aired: |
2009.06.03 - Episode #1035 and 3 repeats |
| Length: |
01:18 |
| Starring: |
| Tonia Snow |
Lise |
| Marg Tannahill-Wade |
Sam |
|
| Mysterious Manitoba |
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Description:
Come visit Mysterious Manitoba and help us figure out why we're here! |
| Author: |
Bill Demmery |
| Producer: |
Bill Demmery |
| Recorded: |
2008.04.04Demmery_B |
| Produced: |
2009.01.16 |
| Aired: |
2009.01.28 - Episode #1017 and 2 repeats |
| Length: |
00:48 |
| Starring: |
| Marg Tannahill-Wade |
Announcer |
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