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O Train at Twelve O'Clock
OC Transpo Strike Tips #1: Waiting for the Bus
OC Transpo Tips #01: Waiting for the Bus
OC Transpo Tips #02: Boarding the Bus
OC Transpo Tips #03: Fares
OC Transpo Tips #04: Behaviour
OC Transpo Tips #05: Language
OC Transpo Tips #06: Stops
OC Transpo Tips #07: Cellphones
OC Transpo Tips #08: Lonely Drivers
OC Transpo Tips #09: Walkers and Strollers
OC Transpo Tips #10: The Bus Driver Is Your Friend
OCD3K
Ochto, Warrior God Of Praaaan
On the Run Again
OnStar for Baby Buggies
One Year Later
Onions off the Starboard Bow
Ontario Lotteries
Open-Captioned Miming
Out of Air and Backchatter - Season Eight
Out of Air and Backchatter - Season Nine
Out of Line
Out of Source
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| OC Transpo Strike Tips #1: Waiting for the Bus |
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Description:
Helpful tips for dealing with the transit strike. |
| Author: |
Bill Demmery |
| Producer: |
Bill Demmery |
| Tech: |
Dave Wade |
| Recorded: |
2009.01.19 at CKCU |
| Produced: |
2009.01.19 |
| Aired: |
2009.01.14 - Episode #1016 |
| Length: |
00:09 |
| Starring: |
| Bill Demmery |
Announcer |
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| OC Transpo Tips #01: Waiting for the Bus |
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Description:
Handy reality-based tips for public transit riders. |
| Author: |
Bill Demmery |
| Producer: |
Bill Demmery |
| Tech: |
Dave Wade |
| Recorded: |
2008.02.23 at CKCU |
| Produced: |
2008.02.26 |
| Aired: |
2008.02.27 - Episode #922 and 3 repeats |
| Length: |
00:37 |
| Starring: |
| Marc-André Bélair |
Narrator |
| Bill Demmery |
Voiceover |
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| OC Transpo Tips #02: Boarding the Bus |
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Description:
More handy tips from those friendly folks at OC! |
| Author: |
Bill Demmery |
| Producer: |
Bill Demmery |
| Tech: |
Dave Wade |
| Recorded: |
2008.02.23 at CKCU |
| Produced: |
2008.02.26 |
| Aired: |
2008.02.27 - Episode #922 and 4 repeats |
| Length: |
00:20 |
| Starring: |
| Bill Demmery |
Voiceover |
| Marg Tannahill-Wade |
Narrator |
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| OC Transpo Tips #03: Fares |
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Description:
Endear yourself to your fellow riders by haggling over the fare! |
| Author: |
Bill Demmery |
| Producer: |
Bill Demmery |
| Tech: |
Dave Wade |
| Recorded: |
2008.02.23 at CKCU |
| Produced: |
2008.02.26 |
| Aired: |
2008.02.27 - Episode #922 and 2 repeats |
| Length: |
00:22 |
| Starring: |
| Bill Demmery |
Voiceover |
| Richard Hemphill |
Narrator |
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| OC Transpo Tips #04: Behaviour |
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Description:
Make yourself comfortable and don't worry about anyone else! |
| Author: |
Bill Demmery |
| Producer: |
Bill Demmery |
| Tech: |
Dave Wade |
| Recorded: |
2008.02.23 at CKCU |
| Produced: |
2008.02.26 |
| Aired: |
2008.02.27 - Episode #922 and 2 repeats |
| Length: |
00:29 |
| Starring: |
| Marc-André Bélair |
Narrator |
| Bill Demmery |
Voiceover |
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| OC Transpo Tips #05: Language |
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Description:
Loud, colourful language will make everybody's bus ride more enjoyable! |
| Author: |
Bill Demmery |
| Producer: |
Bill Demmery |
| Tech: |
Dave Wade |
| Recorded: |
2008.02.23 at CKCU |
| Produced: |
2008.02.26 |
| Aired: |
2008.03.12 - Episode #924 and 1 repeats |
| Length: |
00:21 |
| Starring: |
| Bill Demmery |
Voiceover |
| Marg Tannahill-Wade |
Narrator |
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| OC Transpo Tips #06: Stops |
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Description:
Don't try to get off until the doors are closing! |
| Author: |
Bill Demmery |
| Producer: |
Bill Demmery |
| Tech: |
Dave Wade |
| Recorded: |
2008.02.23 at CKCU |
| Produced: |
2008.02.26 |
| Aired: |
2008.03.12 - Episode #924 and 1 repeats |
| Length: |
00:27 |
| Starring: |
| Bill Demmery |
Voiceover |
| Richard Hemphill |
Narrator |
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| OC Transpo Tips #07: Cellphones |
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Description:
Got an embarrassing personal problem? Hop aboard and blab to your heart's content! |
| Author: |
Bill Demmery |
| Producer: |
Bill Demmery |
| Tech: |
Dave Wade |
| Recorded: |
2008.02.23 at CKCU |
| Produced: |
2008.02.26 |
| Aired: |
2008.03.19 - Episode #925 |
| Length: |
00:40 |
| Starring: |
| Marc-André Bélair |
Narrator |
| Bill Demmery |
Announcer |
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| OC Transpo Tips #09: Walkers and Strollers |
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Description:
Come wedge that toe-stompin' "SUV stroller" aboard! |
| Author: |
Bill Demmery |
| Producer: |
Bill Demmery |
| Tech: |
Dave Wade |
| Recorded: |
2008.02.23 at CKCU |
| Produced: |
2008.02.26 |
| Aired: |
2008.04.02 - Episode #926 and 1 repeats |
| Length: |
00:28 |
| Starring: |
| Marc-André Bélair |
Narrator |
| Bill Demmery |
Announcer |
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| OC Transpo Tips #10: The Bus Driver Is Your Friend |
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Description:
Got a question about anything? Ask a driver! |
| Author: |
Bill Demmery |
| Producer: |
Bill Demmery |
| Tech: |
Dave Wade |
| Recorded: |
2008.02.23 at CKCU |
| Produced: |
2008.02.26 |
| Aired: |
2008.04.09 - Episode #928 |
| Length: |
00:32 |
| Starring: |
| Bill Demmery |
Announcer |
| Marg Tannahill-Wade |
Narrator |
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| Ochto, Warrior God Of Praaaan |
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Description:
Donut shop employee Florence Turvey is abducted by aliens and taken to the distant planet of Praaaan where Warrior God Ochto plans on using her gift of gab to defeat his enemies.
FLORENCE: You aren't going to probe me, are you?
OCHTO: Probe you? Probe you? Probing is something that only perverted aliens do. Do you think that I, Ochto, Warrior God of Praaaan, have nothing better to do than poke about where the sun don't shine? Besides, my name is Ochto, not Procto. [pause] Ha! Ha ha! Good one, Ochto. |
| Authors: |
Chris Laursen, Richard Hemphill |
| Producer: |
Chris Laursen |
| Tech: |
Chris Laursen |
| Recorded: |
at CKCU |
| Aired: |
2001.01.23 - Episode #214 |
| Starring: |
| Richard Hemphill |
Ochto, Zaapeen, Martha, Narrator |
| Chris Laursen |
Raajaa, Zeepour, Dorothy |
| Marg Tannahill-Wade |
Florence Turvey |
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| One Year Later |
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Description:
Part 3 of 3. September 11th, 2002. FBI Special Agent Wilson Westport nervously awaits the departure of Flight 931 to Washington. It's one year after. The conspiracy reemerges as the plane takes off. And the world, once again, sits petrified, terrified of what was once unthinkable.
LANARK-COUNTY: Listen! I’ve got a plan to regain control of this plane. Would you happen to have any special magical powers that I should know about?
EDITH: Magical powers... Oh, I’m afraid I’m not allowed to use those anymore. My husband was worried that I’d cast an evil spell on him.
LANARK-COUNTY: Fair enough. Then we’re just going to have to dress up like we have magical powers! |
| Author: |
Chris Laursen |
| Producer: |
Chris Laursen |
| Tech: |
Chris Laursen |
| Recorded: |
at CKCU |
| Aired: |
2002.09.10 - Episode #403 |
| Starring: |
| Juanita DeVos |
Narrator, DEA Agent Pearl Perth, Edith Bunker |
| Jamie Douglas |
Special Agent Wilson Westport, DEA Agent Peter Packenham, Co-Pilot Brian Brock, Kennedy Airport Announcer |
| Richard Hemphill |
Henry Pichuk |
| Chris Laursen |
Juniper, DEA Agent Paul Prescott, Sergeant Black, Bloke, Conner Winker, Captain Mark Merrick |
| Sora Olah |
Presha Forlorn, Passenger 8B |
| Shalome Swinamer |
Private Messhall, Sasha Baronowski |
| Marg Tannahill-Wade |
Special Agent Lila Lanark-County |
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| Onions off the Starboard Bow |
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Description:
Evil Doctor Lester Beware catches his minion, Onion, in the middle of a sci-fi daydream. |
| Author: |
Bill Demmery |
| Producer: |
Bill Demmery |
| Tech: |
Dave Wade |
| Recorded: |
2006.03.18 at CKCU |
| Produced: |
2007.03.17 |
| Aired: |
2007.04.11 - Episode #828 and 4 repeats |
| Length: |
02:54 |
| Starring: |
| Bill Demmery |
Onion |
| Richard Hemphill |
Lester Beware |
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| Out of Air and Backchatter - Season Eight |
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Description:
Remember to breathe--and watch what you say!. |
| Author: |
Remote Planet |
| Producer: |
Bill Demmery |
| Tech: |
Dave Wade |
| Recorded: |
at CKCU |
| Aired: |
2007.06.06 - Episode #836 |
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| Out of Air and Backchatter - Season Nine |
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Description:
Remember to breathe--and watch what you say! |
| Author: |
Remote Planet |
| Producer: |
Bill Demmery |
| Tech: |
Dave Wade |
| Recorded: |
at CKCU |
| Aired: |
2008.06.18 - Episode #938 |
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