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PBS Membership Drive
PEI - Way Overdone!
Paging Death
Panacea
Panic!
Peachland
Pet in the Can
Pilot Episode
Pimp My Walker
Poetry Idol
Point Spread
Pointless Intro
PopeMan!
Popsi-Cola #1
Popsi-Cola #2
Portrait of a Teenage Pedophile
Post Responsibly #1
Post Responsibly #2
Post Responsibly #3
Prep - Season Eight
Prep - Season Nine
Prep 2008
Psycho Boyfriend
Pu[XX]y Chow
Pu[xx]y Chow
Public Participation Winterlude
PBS Membership Drive (Back to Top)
Description:
The folks at PBS in upstate New York are at it again, trying to suck every last penny out of their viewship. They tantalize the viewers with an Antiques Roadshow marathon which is interjected by endless whining for cash.
ANTIQUES PATRON: Well, my mother's trousseau when she married in 1919 was a house full of furniture... and this came with it. So it's called a tallboy, eh? My husband's taken a good fancy to it. He's hanging round it day and night, touching it, opening its drawers, sticking his head in it! DEALER: Tallboys can fit in a little head.
Author: Chris Laursen
Producer: Chris Laursen
Tech: Chris Laursen
Recorded: at CKCU
Aired: 2000.08.14 - Episode #126
Starring:
 Marc-André Bélair Carlita, Mr. Seemingrod, Farmer, Brian, Phone Guy, Antiques Appraiser #2
 Chris Laursen Charlie Rose, Al, Antiques Appraiser #1, Customer
 Linda Quinton-Ploughman Nancy, Customer
 Marg Tannahill-Wade Indira Mombira, Customers
PEI - Way Overdone! (Back to Top)
Description:
You're all about tacky and overdone. So are we!
Author: Bill Demmery
Producer: Bill Demmery
Tech: Dave Wade
Recorded: 2008.04.04 at CKCU
Produced: 2009.01.16
Aired: 2009.01.28 - Episode #1017 and 4 repeats
Length: 00:41
Starring:
 Tonia Snow Announcer
Paging Death (Back to Top)
Description:
The Grim Reaper finds himself hamstrung by technology.
Author: Bill Demmery
Producer: Bill Demmery
Tech: Dave Wade
Recorded: 2006.04.15 at CKCU
Produced: 2006.04.25
Aired: 2006.04.26 - Episode #728 and 3 repeats
Length: 09:54
Starring:
 Bill Demmery Jim
 Dan Enright Death
 Tonia Snow Karen
Panacea (Back to Top)
Description:
Introducing the cure-all for unwanted situations!
Author: Richard Hemphill
Producer: Richard Hemphill
Tech: Dave Wade
Recorded: at CKCU
Produced: 2008.10.30
Aired: 2009.01.14 - Episode #1016 and 3 repeats
Length: 02:37
Starring:
 Richard Hemphill Rhyming Announcer
 Marg Tannahill-Wade Lady
Panic! (Back to Top)
Description:
Two Gimli teenagers see Wayne Rostad as their way to fame; manservant Pip becomes suspicious that master Thomas is cheating on his wife; a Market Fresh deli employee can't seem to fulfill the order of a woman with a bad accent.
GUNNAR: Pamela Wallin's pretty hot.
HUNNAR: Gah! Not as hot as Wendy Mesley!
GUNNAR: Ah-haaaaa.... Francine Pelletier, drool, drool.
HUNNAR: Hana Gartner's so cute.
GUNNAR: Peter Mansbridge... (silence)
HUNNAR: So, how about those Blue Jays?
Author: Chris Laursen
Producer: Chris Laursen
Tech: Chris Laursen
Recorded: at CKCU
Aired: 2000.08.21 - Episode #127
Starring:
 Marc-André Bélair Gunnar, Thomas, Deli Manager
 Chris Laursen Hunnar, Wayne Rostad, Pip, Andy Rooney, Foreign Woman
 Rachel Tannahill Lady at Bus Stop, Diane Sawyer, Deli Employee
Peachland (Back to Top)
Description:
Paths cross between a real estate agent, a gruff mystery man and a woman who is apparently being kidnapped at an Okanagan fruit stand during a hot summer's day.
THE MAN: Do you have any catsup?
THE WAITRESS: No, only mustard.
THE MAN: What - are you Frenchies out here?
Author: Chris Laursen
Producer: Chris Laursen
Tech: Chris Laursen
Recorded: at CKCU
Aired: 2002.10.01 - Episode #406
Starring:
 Monique Fuller The Waitress
 Richard Hemphill The Driver
 Chris Laursen The Guard
 Owen Spendlove The Man
 Marg Tannahill-Wade Buttercup
Pet in the Can (Back to Top)
Description:
Author: Richard Hemphill
Producer: Richard Hemphill
Aired: 2010.03.03 - Episode #1123 and 2 repeats
Length: 01:52
Pilot Episode (Back to Top)
Description:
The first "Remote Planet" ever! Featuring: reflections on Halloween; Ghoulie Pops; serving up Halloween 1950s sitcom style; getting salted codfish on a stick instead of candy in Newfoundland.
Author: Chris Laursen
Producer: Chris Laursen
Tech: Chris Laursen
Recorded: at CKCU
Aired: 1999.10.26 - Episode #101
Starring:
 Chris Laursen Unknown
 Linda Quinton-Ploughman Unknown
 Marg Tannahill-Wade Unknown
Pimp My Walker (Back to Top)
Description:
Grandma's getting her walker all pimped-out. Be very afraid.
Authors: Bill Demmery, Tonia Snow
Producer: Bill Demmery
Tech: Dave Wade
Recorded: 2008.09.13 at CKCU
Produced: 2008.10.13
Aired: 2008.10.15 - Episode #1002 and 3 repeats
Length: 01:28
Starring:
 Bill Demmery Billy
 Richard Hemphill Announcer, Seamus
 Marg Tannahill-Wade Grandma
 Dave Wade Pete Sr.
Poetry Idol (Back to Top)
Description:
Who's the best poet in Canada? Let's find out! Yeah-all-right!
Author: Bill Demmery
Producer: Bill Demmery
Tech: Dave Wade
Recorded: 2005.04.09 at CKCU
Produced: 2005.05.01
Aired: 2005.05.04 - Episode #619 and 2 repeats
Length: 19:17
Starring:
 Bill Demmery Kyle
 Dan Enright Dragunspoon, Ethelwyn
 Richard Hemphill Rodney, Steve
 Andrew Kirkwood Ben Muldooney
 Tonia Snow Allspice, Cassandarina
 Marg Tannahill-Wade Bliss
Point Spread (Back to Top)
Description:
Will little Wayne become a big hockey star? You bet!
Author: Bill Demmery
Producer: Bill Demmery
Tech: Dave Wade
Recorded: 2006.03.18 at CKCU
Produced: 2006.03.19
Aired: 2006.05.03 - Episode #729 and 5 repeats
Length: 01:46
Starring:
 Bill Demmery Wayne
 Richard Hemphill Ricky
 Tonia Snow Janet
Pointless Intro (Back to Top)
Description:
A totally pointless intro to the Season Premiere.
Author: Chris Laursen
Producer: Chris Laursen
Tech: Chris Laursen
Recorded: at CKCU
Aired: 2003.11.19 - Episode #501
Length: 00:01
Starring:
 Chris Laursen Person #1, Person #2
PopeMan! (Back to Top)
Description:
The Divine Duo, PopeMan and Cardinal, battle the evil Pontius Pirate in the feel-good blasphemy of the year!
Authors: Bill Demmery, Tonia Snow
Producer: Bill Demmery
Tech: Dave Wade
Recorded: 2005.10.22 at CKCU
Produced: 2006.01.15
Aired: 2006.01.25 - Episode #713 and 1 repeats
Length: 15:36
Starring:
 Bill Demmery Benedict, PopeMan
 Richard Hemphill Cardinal, Commissioner Corleone, Pontius Pirate, Voiceover
 Tonia Snow an Angel, AltarGirl
 Marg Tannahill-Wade an Angel, Paula Zoom, PopePuter
 Shalome Swinamer a Henchswab
Popsi-Cola #1 (Back to Top)
Description:
A sentimental look back at Dear Old Mom.
Author: Bill Demmery
Producer: Bill Demmery
Tech: Dave Wade
Recorded: 2006.04.15 at CKCU
Produced: 2006.05.21
Aired: 2006.05.24 - Episode #732 and 4 repeats
Length: 01:50
Starring:
 Bill Demmery Announcer, Landscaping Boss
 Dan Enright Guy
 Tonia Snow Mom
Popsi-Cola #2 (Back to Top)
Description:
Memorable 80's music turns morning commuters into street dancers!
Author: Bill Demmery
Producer: Bill Demmery
Tech: Dave Wade
Recorded: 2006.04.15 at CKCU
Produced: 2006.05.21
Aired: 2006.05.24 - Episode #732 and 5 repeats
Length: 01:00
Starring:
 Dan Enright Guy
 Richard Hemphill Announcer
 Tonia Snow Gal
Portrait of a Teenage Pedophile (Back to Top)
Description:
Poor Carter B. has been shunned since touching himeslf the once.
Author: Richard Hemphill
Producer: Richard Hemphill
Tech: Dave Wade
Recorded: at CKCU
Aired: 2009.01.14 - Episode #1016
Length: 01:45
Starring:
 Pat Gauthier Carter B.
 Richard Hemphill Announcer
 Richard Parks Dr. Ernest
 Tonia Snow Mom #2
 Marg Tannahill-Wade Mom #1
Post Responsibly #1 (Back to Top)
Description:
Think twice, click once!
Author: Bill Demmery
Producer: Bill Demmery
Tech: Dave Wade
Recorded: 2012.04.28 at CKCU
Produced: 2012.05.08
Aired: 2012.05.09 - Episode #1331
Length: 00:25
Starring:
 Marg Tannahill-Wade Granny
 Bill Demmery Jimmy, Announcer
Post Responsibly #2 (Back to Top)
Description:
'Liking' everything in sight says a lot about you. Think twice, click once!
Author: Bill Demmery
Producer: Bill Demmery
Tech: Dave Wade
Recorded: 2012.04.28 at CKCU
Produced: 2012.05.08
Aired: 2012.05.16 - Episode #1332
Length: 00:37
Starring:
 Tonia Snow Wife
 Richard Parks Husband
 Bill Demmery Announcer
Post Responsibly #3 (Back to Top)
Description:
Watch that erexting! Think twice, click once!
Author: Bill Demmery
Producer: Bill Demmery
Tech: Dave Wade
Recorded: 2012.04.28 at CKCU
Produced: 2012.05.08
Aired: 2012.05.23 - Episode #1333
Length: 00:36
Starring:
 Richard Hemphill Dad
 Bill Demmery Son, Announcer
Prep - Season Eight (Back to Top)
Description:
Getting ready to perform can have its funny moments.
Author: Remote Planet
Producer: Bill Demmery
Tech: Dave Wade
Recorded: at CKCU
Aired: 2007.06.06 - Episode #836
Prep - Season Nine (Back to Top)
Description:
Getting ready to perform can have its funny moments.
Author: Remote Planet
Producer: Bill Demmery
Tech: Dave Wade
Recorded: at CKCU
Aired: 2008.06.18 - Episode #938
Prep 2008 (Back to Top)
Description:
Warming up to perform often yields charming moments.
Author: Remote Planet
Producer: Bill Demmery
Tech: Dave Wade
Recorded: at CKCU
Produced: 2008.12.30
Aired: 2008.12.31 - Episode #1013
Psycho Boyfriend (Back to Top)
Description:
A stalking ex-boyfriend is busted by his ex's dog.
Author: Damien Bailey
Producer: Damien Bailey
Tech: Chris Laursen
Recorded: at CKCU
Aired: 2004.04.07 - Episode #514 and 1 repeats
Length: 07:06
Starring:
 Damien Bailey Ex-Boyfriend
 Juanita DeVos Verona
 Bill Demmery Toto The Dog
Pu[XX]y Chow (Back to Top)
Description:
Aired: 2010.11.03 - Episode #1204
Pu[xx]y Chow (Back to Top)
Description:
Introducing the ultimate food for fussy kitties!
Author: Richard Hemphill
Producer: Richard Hemphill
Tech: Dave Wade
Recorded: 2008.05.03 at CKCU
Produced: 2008.12.16
Aired: 2009.01.14 - Episode #1016 and 2 repeats
Length: 02:37
Starring:
 Richard Hemphill Announcer
 Tonia Snow Lady
Public Participation Winterlude (Back to Top)
Description:
Budget cutbacks can be fun!
Author: Bill Demmery
Producer: Bill Demmery
Tech: Dave Wade
Recorded: 2006.01.07 at CKCU
Produced: 2006.02.12
Aired: 2006.03.01 - Episode #718 and 2 repeats
Length: 05:26
Starring:
 Bill Demmery Mayor Chiarelli
 Richard Hemphill Councillor Cullen
 Tonia Snow Councillor Feltmate
 Marg Tannahill-Wade Councillor Harder

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