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RP's Funniest Moments #1
RP's Funniest Moments #2
Radio Camp Session
Radio Hosts Gone Wild
Red December
Red Rock Thunder / Australian Emmys / Playground Police
Reference Desk
Relaxation
Remote Planet: Behind the Scenes
Respiralux
Restaurant Takeover
Return's End
Ritalin for Husbands
Rob's Not Here, Man!
Robber Baby
Robber Girl
Rodentia
Romantic Gesture
Round and Round

RP's Funniest Moments #1 (Back to Top)
Description:
A montage of funny moments on Remote Planet.
Author: Remote Planet
Produced: 2006.10.25
Aired: 2006.10.25 - Episode #804
Length: 03:26

RP's Funniest Moments #2 (Back to Top)
Description:
More funny moments from Remote Planet.
Author: Remote Planet
Producer: Bill Demmery
Tech: Dave Wade
Recorded: at CKCU
Produced: 2006.10.25
Aired: 2006.10.25 - Episode #804 and 1 repeats
Length: 02:59

Radio Camp Session (Back to Top)
Description:
CHRIS LAURSEN with RYAN CLOUTIER, JACQUES LAUPERR, ALESSIA LUPIANO and FLOR DE MARIA MIRANDA
The CKCU Radio Camp kids give Remote Planet producer Chris Laursen a hard time in this episode of "deep, probing questions into the minds of today's youth."
Author: Chris Laursen
Producer: Chris Laursen
Tech: Chris Laursen
Recorded: at CKCU
Aired: 2002.03.12 - Episode #325
Starring:
 Chris Laursen Himself

Radio Hosts Gone Wild (Back to Top)
Description:
"the most exciting thing to hit radio since crippling corporate homogeneity!"
Author: Bill Demmery
Producer: Bill Demmery
Tech: Dave Wade
Recorded: 2009.10.17 at CKCU
Produced: 2009.11.01
Aired: 2009.11.04 - Episode #1106 and 3 repeats
Length: 02:32
Starring:
 Marc-André Bélair Announcer
 Richard Hemphill Ken
 Richard Parks Steve
 Tonia Snow The Tigress
 Marg Tannahill-Wade Barb

Red December (Back to Top)
Description:
Last year, the Russians tried to steal the North Pole. They hadn't counted on Santa.
Author: Bill Demmery
Producer: Bill Demmery
Tech: Bill Demmery
Recorded: 2007.08.10 at Cranky Gnome Studio
Produced: 2007.08.10
Aired: 2007.10.03 - Episode #901 and 3 repeats
Length: 03:51
Starring:
 Bill Demmery Announcer, Captain, Crewman, Arms Dealer, Elf, Herbie, Santa Claus

Red Rock Thunder / Australian Emmys / Playground Police (Back to Top)
Description:
Cowboys ride the outback in search of the Australian Emmys and encounter the mysteries of nature.
Author: Chris Laursen
Producer: Chris Laursen
Tech: Chris Laursen
Recorded: at CKCU
Aired: 2003.11.19 - Episode #501
Length: 00:08
Starring:
 Chris Laursen Mister Clint, Cowboy #2, Gay Bar Guy
 Damien Bailey Cowboy #3, Bubbles, Emcee
 Dan Enright Cowboy #4, Canadian Guy, Australian Midget
 Shalome Swinamer Newfoundland Gal
 Marg Tannahill-Wade Canadian Gal, Australian Gal

Reference Desk (Back to Top)
Description:
Author: Richard Hemphill
Producer: Richard Hemphill
Tech: Dave Wade
Recorded: at CKCU
Aired: 2010.03.03 - Episode #1123 and 2 repeats
Length: 02:21

Relaxation (Back to Top)
Description:
Real propaganda from the real past.
Author: Unknown
Producer: Unknown
Tech: Chris Laursen
Recorded: at CKCU
Aired: 2004.04.21 - Episode #515
Length: 05:18

Remote Planet: Behind the Scenes (Back to Top)
Description:
A rare glimpse inside the entertainment juggernaut that is Remote Planet.
Author: Andrew Kirkwood
Producer: Andrew Kirkwood
Tech: Dave Wade
Recorded: at CKCU
Aired: Episode #604
Length: 07:53
Starring:
 Bill Demmery Damien Bailey
 Dan Enright Himself
 Richard Hemphill Himself
 Andrew Kirkwood Interviewer
 Shalome Swinamer Herself
 Marg Tannahill-Wade Herself

Respiralux (Back to Top)
Description:
Who needs atmosphere to get a breath of fresh air?
Author: Dan Enright
Producer: Dan Enright
Tech: Chris Laursen
Recorded: at CKCU
Aired: 2004.01.14 - Episode #506 and 4 repeats
Length: 01:45
Starring:
 Dan Enright Ginger Beware, Announcer
 Juanita DeVos Preacher Woman
 Jamie Douglas Man

Restaurant Takeover (Back to Top)
Description:
We came, we remodelled, we forged the ownership papers...
Author: Bill Demmery
Producer: Bill Demmery
Tech: Dave Wade
Recorded: 2009.01.24 at CKCU
Produced: 2011.11.19
Aired: 2011.11.23 - Episode #1308
Length: 00:21
Starring:
 Tonia Snow Woman
 Richard Hemphill Man
 Richard Parks Announcer

Return's End (Back to Top)
Author: Chris Laursen
Producer: Chris Laursen
Tech: Chris Laursen
Recorded: at CKCU
Aired: 2003.02.11 - Episode #420

Ritalin for Husbands (Back to Top)
Description:
Are you having trouble with your husband?
Author: Bill Demmery
Producer: Bill Demmery
Tech: Dave Wade
Recorded: 2005.03.19 at CKCU
Produced: 2005.04.15
Aired: 2005.04.20 - Episode #616 and 3 repeats
Length: 02:53
Starring:
 Bill Demmery Husband
 Andrew Kirkwood Announcer
 Tonia Snow Wife

Rob's Not Here, Man! (Back to Top)
Description:
Hey, Toronto... headlines getting predictable?
Author: Bill Demmery
Producer: Bill Demmery
Tech: Bill Demmery
Written: 2012.08.21
Recorded: 2012.09.01 at CKCU
Produced: 2012.09.08
Aired: 2012.10.10 - Episode #1402
Length: 01:07
Starring:
 Bill Demmery Voiceover
 Tonia Snow Announcer #1
 Caitlin Oleson Announcer #2
 Richard Hemphill Announcer #3

Robber Baby (Back to Top)
Description:
Helena Montana could be one of the most notorious bank robbers in the city. The trouble is, no one believes she's the one responsible for the heists and pin the blame on a charismatic, handsome bank client.
HELENA: Are you ready, Esophaga?
ESOPHAGA: Yeah, sure, just let me get this stocking over my head. Why aren't you wearing a stocking?
HELENA: With open-toed shoes? You've got to be kidding me.
Author: Richard Hemphill
Producer: Richard Hemphill
Tech: Chris Laursen
Recorded: at CKCU
Aired: 2002.04.02 - Episode #327
Starring:
 Tamara Beaudoin Helena Montana
 Marc-André Bélair Teller, Policeman, Meter Maid, Carlita
 Dan Enright Guy, Ginger Beware, Policeman
 Richard Hemphill Mother, Waiter, Reporter, Teller
 Chris Laursen Esophaga, Policeman, Teller

Robber Girl (Back to Top)
Description:
Serial bank robber, Helena Montana, can't seem to get any credit for her work; probably because she's a girl. An adaptation of the original hour-long episode aired April 2, 2002.
Author: Richard Hemphill
Producer: Richard Hemphill
Tech: Dave Wade
Recorded: at CKCU
Aired: Episode #615 and 1 repeats
Starring:
 Tamara Beaudoin Helena Montana
 Marc-André Bélair Teller, Policeman, Meter Maid, Carlita
 Dan Enright Guy, Ginger Beware, Policeman
 Richard Hemphill Mother, Waiter, Reporter, Teller
 Chris Laursen Esophaga, Policeman, Teller

Rodentia (Back to Top)
Description:
Cadjell Mallet gets his first reporting assignment with the London Times: to cover a séance with a renowned spiritualist. Cadjell's own dark secret surfaces as a result.
FLICK: I think I can safely say I am the most tested medium this country has ever produced. CADJELL: Most tested medium How so? FLICK: I have been boxed up, tied up, sealed up, gagged, bound and held, subjected to Chinese water torture, put through hours upon hours of electroshock therapy, locked in a refrigerator filled with blue cheese, forced to listen to Doris Day albums backwards...
Author: Chris Laursen
Producer: Chris Laursen
Tech: Chris Laursen
Recorded: at CKCU
Aired: 2002.01.08 - Episode #319
Starring:
 Dan Enright George Bark, Christopher
 Richard Hemphill Leslie Flick, Ratchet, Boy
 Chris Laursen Cadjell
 Shalome Swinamer Betty Rubble, Cathy, Gramma, Maid

Romantic Gesture (Back to Top)
Description:
Thanks for the picture, honey--but there's a problem.
Author: Marc-André Bélair
Producer: Marc-André Bélair
Tech: Chris Laursen
Recorded: at CKCU
Aired: 2004.03.10 - Episode #510 and 1 repeats
Length: 02:33
Starring:
 Chris Laursen Waiter
 Tonia Snow Woman

Round and Round (Back to Top)
Description:
Traffic circles can be confusing, the first time round.
Authors: Derek & Jen Bradshaw, Bill Demmery
Producer: Bill Demmery
Tech: Dave Wade
Recorded: 2008.09.27 at CKCU
Produced: 2008.10.13
Aired: 2008.10.15 - Episode #1002 and 4 repeats
Length: 04:02
Starring:
 Richard Parks Husband
 Tonia Snow Wife

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