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Saliva
Salt and Pepper
Saltspring Fried Tofu
Sanguina, Countess of Blood
Santa Claus Is Running This Town
Saskatchewan--We Can See Ya Comin' fer Three Days!
Sasquatch Achoo
Satan vs. Canada
Savage Remedies
Scarred for Life, Episode 1
Schwartz on Forts
Scourge of the Gatineau
Screaming Pitchmen
Season 3 Finale
Season 4 Finale
Season Two Finale
Secret Meat
Seeds of Greed
She's A Consumer
Shopping with Satan
Shtuffing
Skeeter's Deli
Skin so Soft
Skippy's Radio Blog
Smartass Comments - Season Eight
Smartass Comments - Season Nine
Smartass Comments 2008
Sniffer Duster
Snoozy Suzie Gets a Hobby
Snoozy Suzie Goes Corporate
Snoozy Suzie Goes to the Ex
Snoozy Suzie in Charge
Snoozy Suzie's Summer Holidays
Snoozy Suzie's Valentine (Director's Cut)
Snoozy Suzie's Valentine, Part One
Snoozy Suzie's Valentine, Part Two
Snoozy Suzie's War
Snort-Rite
So You Think You Can Type!
Special Presentation
Spinning Tea Cups
Spongemates
Sponsored by Acme
Spumpo
Spumpo vs. Megapecklanon
Squeak!
Stalking Rick Mercer
Star Power Princess
Star Trek: Picard
Stick it to 'Em!
Stumble Upon A Button & Other Sordid Tales
Subtracting Matilda
Super God
Super Virginal BC
Surprise! and Out of Air 2008
Surprises - Season Eight
Suspicious White Powder
Suspicious White Powder (version 2)
Sweet, Sweet Flower
Swisher Mop
Switzerland
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| Saskatchewan--We Can See Ya Comin' fer Three Days! |
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Description:
You won't catch us by surprise in Sunny Saskatchewan! *Note: Marg recorded this skit in one take. We think she was channelling Wanda from Corner Gas... |
| Author: |
Bill Demmery |
| Producer: |
Bill Demmery |
| Tech: |
Dave Wade |
| Recorded: |
2008.04.05 at CKCU |
| Produced: |
2009.05.04 |
| Aired: |
2009.05.06 - Episode #1031 and 4 repeats |
| Length: |
00:37 |
| Starring: |
| Marg Tannahill-Wade |
Announcer |
|
| Sasquatch Achoo |
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Description:
A Rheumy Sasquatch encounters a human in the forest. |
| Author: |
Dan Enright |
| Producer: |
Dan Enright |
| Tech: |
Dave Wade |
| Recorded: |
2006.10.14 at CKCU |
| Produced: |
2007.04.09 |
| Aired: |
2007.04.11 - Episode #828 and 5 repeats |
| Length: |
06:36 |
| Starring: |
| Bill Demmery |
Human |
| Dan Enright |
Sasquatch |
|
| Scarred for Life, Episode 1 |
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Description:
One of life's lessons set to music. |
| Producer: |
Richard Parks |
| Produced: |
2008.12.01 |
| Aired: |
2008.12.03 - Episode #1009 and 1 repeats |
| Length: |
00:52 |
|
| Season Two Finale |
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Description:
Ochto, Warrior God of Praaaaan goes to the Antiques Roadshow to determine the worth of a human heart; Martha and Dorothy endure a creepy whacko on the bus; the fairy tale of Sleeping Beauty; Psycho causes chaos in the office.
WHACKO: Did you take a transfer when you boarded the bus? That's how buses reproduce, you know, by transfers. People go from bus to bus carrying transfers like bees carry pollen from flower to flower. |
| Authors: |
Chris Laursen, Richard Hemphill |
| Producers: |
Chris Laursen, Richard Hemphill |
| Tech: |
Chris Laursen |
| Recorded: |
at CKCU |
| Aired: |
2001.05.22 - Episode #225 |
| Starring: |
| Richard Hemphill |
Ochto, Farmer Dan, Psycho, Martha, Whacko, Narrator, Martin Phincton |
| Chris Laursen |
Antiques Appraiser, Preston Manning, Mr. Roston, Dorothy, David Dough |
| Marg Tannahill-Wade |
Felisha Norbenborm, Melanie, Miss Wandell, Flower, Sleeping Beauty, Dan's Wife |
|
| She's A Consumer |
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Description:
Real propaganda from the real past. |
| Author: |
Unknown |
| Producer: |
Unknown |
| Tech: |
Chris Laursen |
| Recorded: |
at CKCU |
| Aired: |
2004.01.28 - Episode #507 |
|
| Smartass Comments - Season Eight |
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Description:
Sometimes [usually] the wisecracks are funnier than the scripts. |
| Author: |
Remote Planet |
| Producer: |
Bill Demmery |
| Tech: |
Dave Wade |
| Recorded: |
at CKCU |
| Aired: |
2007.06.06 - Episode #836 |
|
| Smartass Comments - Season Nine |
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Description:
Sometimes [usually] the wisecracks are funnier than the scripts |
| Author: |
Remote Planet |
| Producer: |
Bill Demmery |
| Tech: |
Dave Wade |
| Recorded: |
at CKCU |
| Aired: |
2008.06.18 - Episode #938 |
|
| Smartass Comments 2008 |
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Description:
Of course, the performers are always trying to be funnier than the writers. |
| Author: |
Remote Planet |
| Producer: |
Bill Demmery |
| Tech: |
Dave Wade |
| Recorded: |
at CKCU |
| Produced: |
2008.12.30 |
| Aired: |
2008.12.31 - Episode #1013 |
|
| Sniffer Duster |
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Description:
Sometimes, a commercial voiceover just sounds silly. |
| Author: |
Bill Demmery |
| Producer: |
Bill Demmery |
| Tech: |
Dave Wade |
| Recorded: |
2011.04.02 at CKCU |
| Produced: |
2011.05.08 |
| Aired: |
2011.05.11 - Episode #1231 and 1 repeats |
| Length: |
00:32 |
| Starring: |
| Marg Tannahill-Wade |
Announcer |
|
| Snoozy Suzie Gets a Hobby |
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Description:
Pressed to take up a hobby, Suzie discovers botany. She's soon a little expert, and all's well--until she takes her 'grass' samples in to Show-and-Tell. Listen for the reference to 'decoy bacon.' |
| Author: |
Bill Demmery |
| Producer: |
Bill Demmery |
| Tech: |
Dave Wade |
| Recorded: |
2010.01.30 at CKCU |
| Produced: |
2011.11.07 |
| Aired: |
2011.11.09 - Episode #1306 and 1 repeats |
| Length: |
11:35 |
| Starring: |
| Tonia Snow |
Snoozy Suzie |
| Marg Tannahill-Wade |
Mom |
| Dave Wade |
Dad |
| Richard Hemphill |
Mr. Battelwagen |
| Marc-André Bélair |
Max Kreeping |
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| Snoozy Suzie Goes Corporate |
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Description:
Little Suzie sets up a lemonade stand, with the help of her little boyfriend, Hyper Harry. Relentless in their quest for market dominance, they're soon bigger than Microsoft. Then the investigations begin! |
| Author: |
Bill Demmery |
| Producer: |
Bill Demmery |
| Tech: |
Dave Wade |
| Musicians: |
1240 Productions, Derek R. Audette |
| Recorded: |
2008.11.15 at CKCU |
| Produced: |
2010.03.21 |
| Aired: |
2010.03.24 - Episode #1126 and 2 repeats |
| Length: |
25:10 |
| Starring: |
| Marc-André Bélair |
Max Kreeping |
| Richard Hemphill |
Clerk, Man #1 |
| Richard Parks |
Hyper Harry |
| Tonia Snow |
Snoozy Suzie |
| Marg Tannahill-Wade |
Mom |
| Dave Wade |
Dad |
|
| Snoozy Suzie's Valentine (Director's Cut) |
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Description:
Little Snoozy Suzie rails against the overcommercialisation of Valentine's Day, and ignites a massive riot. Geezix recovers from his Hallowe'en injuries and becomes an inspiration to all, and Fire Chief Burns whips the Juvenile Delinquents into shape.
Originally aired in two parts. Condensed and presented here as a single episode. |
| Author: |
Bill Demmery |
| Producer: |
Bill Demmery |
| Tech: |
Dave Wade |
| Recorded: |
at CKCU |
| Aired: |
2009.02.11 - Episode #1019 and 1 repeats |
| Starring: |
| Marc-André Bélair |
Juvenile Delinquent, Max Kreeping |
| Bill Demmery |
Geezix |
| Richard Hemphill |
Fire Chief Woody Burns, Mr. Muchengelt |
| Richard Parks |
Hyper Harry |
| Tonia Snow |
Snoozy Suzie |
| Marg Tannahill-Wade |
Carol-Anne Meighen-Ewen, Mom, Mrs. Battelwagen, Stefany |
| Dave Wade |
Dad |
|
| Snoozy Suzie's Valentine, Part One |
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Description:
Little Snoozy Suzie rails against the overcommercialisation of Valentine's Day, and ignites a massive riot. Geezix recovers from his Hallowe'en injuries and becomes an inspiration toa ll, and Fire Chief Burns whips the Juvenile Delinquents into shape. Originally aired in two parts on February 14 and 21. Presented here as one integral episode. |
| Author: |
Bill Demmery |
| Producer: |
Bill Demmery |
| Tech: |
Dave Wade |
| Recorded: |
2007.01.20 at CKCU |
| Produced: |
2007.02.11 |
| Aired: |
2007.02.14 - Episode #820 and 2 repeats |
| Length: |
19:51 |
| Starring: |
| Marc-André Bélair |
Juvenile Delinquent, Max Kreeping |
| Bill Demmery |
Geezix |
| Richard Hemphill |
Fire Chief Woody Burns, Mr. Muchengelt |
| Richard Parks |
Hyper Harry |
| Tonia Snow |
Snoozy Suzie |
| Marg Tannahill-Wade |
Carol-Anne Meighen-Ewen, Mom, Mrs. Battelwagen, Stefany |
| Dave Wade |
Dad |
|
| Snoozy Suzie's Valentine, Part Two |
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Description:
The conclusion of our new Valentine's classic. Audio portion included in #820 and omitted from this online episode. |
| Author: |
Bill Demmery |
| Producer: |
Bill Demmery |
| Tech: |
Dave Wade |
| Recorded: |
2007.01.20 at CKCU |
| Produced: |
2007.02.11 |
| Aired: |
2007.02.21 - Episode #821 and 2 repeats |
| Length: |
14:26 |
|
| Snoozy Suzie's War |
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Description:
When Snoozy Suzie and Hyper Harry take a wrong turn and run afoul of the local gang of Juvenile Delinquents and Young Offenders, she plots horrible revenge. In the process, they hotwire the school bus and lead anti-terror forces (tipped off by an observant Fire Chief Burns) on a wild chase through the rough side of town. Harry gets away, outruns the newschopper, and qualifies for the Olympics; while Suzie inadvertently ends Stockwell Day's career. Mom and Dad suffer along sarcastically as Max and Carol-Anne deliver wall-to-wall coverage. A truly over-the-top performance by every member of the cast! |
| Author: |
Bill Demmery |
| Producer: |
Bill Demmery |
| Tech: |
Dave Wade |
| Recorded: |
2008.05.03 at CKCU |
| Produced: |
2011.12.05 |
| Aired: |
2011.12.07 - Episode #1310 |
| Length: |
25:13 |
| Starring: |
| Marg Tannahill-Wade |
Mom, Carol-Anne Meighen-Ewen |
| Tonia Snow |
Snoozy Suzie |
| Dave Wade |
Dad |
| Richard Parks |
Hyper Harry |
| Richard Hemphill |
Chief Woody Burns |
| Bill Demmery |
Geezix |
| Marc-André Bélair |
Max Kreeping |
|
| So You Think You Can Type! |
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Description:
Test your typing to the limit on this great new radio reality show! |
| Author: |
Bill Demmery |
| Producer: |
Bill Demmery |
| Tech: |
Dave Wade |
| Recorded: |
2008.11.15 at CKCU |
| Produced: |
2008.01.10 |
| Aired: |
2009.01.14 - Episode #1015 and 3 repeats |
| Length: |
01:04 |
| Starring: |
| Marc-André Bélair |
Jeremichael, Willandrew |
| Richard Hemphill |
Host, Judge |
| Tonia Snow |
Announcer, Tracelle |
|
| Special Presentation |
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Description:
A number of the Remote Planet crew gathered in the studio for a special, 90-minute episode. Reminisces mingled with an ad-hoc selection of sketches from the vaults. Feedback on Twitter trended ambivalently. |
| Author: |
Remote Planet |
| Producer: |
Remote Planet |
| Tech: |
Dave Wade |
| Recorded: |
at CKCU |
| Aired: |
2011.12.28 - Episode #1312 |
|
| Spumpo |
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Description:
Dr. Atari unwittingly unleashes terror in Toyko when a serum created to cure ailing forests actually turns a dormant tree stump into a brooding monster.
TOMOYUKI: ...the thing is that they have stolen all four vials of the blue liquids... and none of them have been tested yet to see if they can rejuvenate diseased forests.
MASANORI: Rejuvenate diseased forests? You told me you were developing the liquid to enable men to run at superfast speeds!
YUKARI: You told me it would be a fountain of youth, a source of eternal beauty!
MASANORI: Were you lying to us, Tomo?
TOMOYUKI: Yes.
MASANORI and YUKARI: Oh... oh... (almost gleefully) Okay! |
| Author: |
Chris Laursen |
| Producer: |
Chris Laursen |
| Tech: |
Chris Laursen |
| Recorded: |
at CKCU |
| Aired: |
2002.05.07 - Episode #332 |
| Starring: |
| Dan Enright |
Tomoyuki, Father |
| Monique Fuller |
Yukari, Girl |
| Richard Hemphill |
Suzuki, Dr. Atari, Little Boy, Cracker |
| Chris Laursen |
Yamaha, Guru, Sgt. Black |
| Shawn Rocheleau |
Masanori, Male Student, Private |
|
| Spumpo vs. Megapecklanon |
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Description:
Giant monster Megapecklanon has emerged from the forest to terrorize unsuspecting Japan. It's up to the determined Tomoyuki and his ragtag band of comrades to release his accidental monster, Spumpo, to do battle with the newcomer! |
| Authors: |
Andrew Kirkwood, Dan Enright, Chris Laursen |
| Producers: |
Andrew Kirkwood, Dan Enright, Chris Laursen |
| Tech: |
Chris Laursen |
| Recorded: |
at CKCU |
| Aired: |
2004.03.03 - Episode #509 |
| Length: |
31:04 |
| Starring: |
| Damien Bailey |
Takamoto, Fumiguchi's Assistant, Boat Captain |
| Bill Demmery |
Flashpack Knapwit, Australian Adventurer, Dr. Atari |
| Dan Enright |
Woodpecker, Tomoyuki |
| Monique Fuller |
Yukari |
| Flavia Ingham |
Queen Elizabeth II |
| Andrew Kirkwood |
Brusier, Bystander #2 |
| Chris Laursen |
Masanori, Philip |
| Dylan Place |
Fumiguchi, Bird Expert, Japanese Elvis Impersonator, Bystander #1 |
| Tonia Snow |
TV Announcer, Radio Announcer |
|
| Star Power Princess |
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Description:
Newly invested with super powers, Princess Star-Anise travels to the South-Eastern Provinces with her tubercular chipmunk to do battle with her father's sworn enemy, General Tsao, who turns out not to be quite as evil as expected. |
| Author: |
Richard Hemphill |
| Producer: |
Richard Hemphill |
| Tech: |
Dave Wade |
| Recorded: |
at CKCU |
| Aired: |
Episode #702 and 3 repeats |
| Starring: |
| Bill Demmery |
King Pow, Pucker |
| Dan Enright |
General Tsao |
| Richard Hemphill |
Sorceror, Jimmy-Page, Doctor Mu-Shu |
| Nancy Kenny |
Princess Star Anise |
| Marg Tannahill-Wade |
Narrator, Ptomaine |
|
| Stick it to 'Em! |
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Description:
Kid Pro Technologies helps you apply just the right balance of TLC and duct tape to your unruly or uncontrollable children. |
| Author: |
Tonia Snow |
| Producer: |
Tonia Snow |
| Tech: |
Dave Wade |
| Recorded: |
2009.10.17 at CKCU |
| Produced: |
2010.03.22 |
| Aired: |
2010.04.07 - Episode #1128 and 3 repeats |
| Length: |
03:11 |
| Starring: |
| Marc-André Bélair |
Little Neville |
| Bill Demmery |
Announcer |
| Marg Tannahill-Wade |
Julie |
|
| Stumble Upon A Button & Other Sordid Tales |
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Description:
Lurlene Jones takes a rabbit poacher hostage; public civil servants battle it out; sex-crazed woman seeks special service from her mechanic; parents keep an electronic eye on teen driving habits.
WOLF: Your mother wasn’t too happy to see me, Sammy.
SAMMY: I didn’t realize that fire extinguishers could fight fathers too!
WOLF: I wonder why she’s still so scared of me? Surely, she doesn’t believe that I’m the one responsible for her being stuck in that mineshaft for five days...
SAMMY: It was fourteen days, Father!
WOLF: We only knew she was stuck in the mineshaft for five days, Sammy. The other nine days, she was simply considered a missing person. Besides, it was Doctor Zero who collapsed the mine, not me. Doctor Zero was solely responsible!
SAMMY: No wonder Doctor Zero isn’t our dentist anymore. |
| Authors: |
Chris Laursen, Dan Enright |
| Producers: |
Chris Laursen, Dan Enright |
| Tech: |
Chris Laursen |
| Recorded: |
at CKCU |
| Aired: |
2002.10.15 - Episode #408 |
| Starring: |
| Juanita DeVos |
Unknown |
| Jamie Douglas |
Unknown |
| Dan Enright |
Unknown |
| Monique Fuller |
Unknown |
| Jody Haucke |
Unknown |
| Chris Laursen |
Unknown |
| Megan McDonald |
Unknown |
| Linda Quinton-Ploughman |
Unknown |
| Shawn Rocheleau |
Unknown |
| Mary Shearman |
Unknown |
| Shalome Swinamer |
Unknown |
| Marg Tannahill-Wade |
Unknown |
|
| Super Virginal BC |
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Description:
As you've seen on TV, BC is only inhabited by skiers and kayakers. |
| Author: |
Bill Demmery |
| Producer: |
Bill Demmery |
| Tech: |
Dave Wade |
| Recorded: |
2008.04.05 at CKCU |
| Produced: |
2009.05.31 |
| Aired: |
2009.06.03 - Episode #1035 and 2 repeats |
| Length: |
01:03 |
| Starring: |
| Marg Tannahill-Wade |
Announcer |
|
| Surprise! and Out of Air 2008 |
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Description:
Sometimes something funny catches us by surprise. And sometimes we forget to breathe! |
| Author: |
Remote Planet |
| Producer: |
Bill Demmery |
| Tech: |
Dave Wade |
| Recorded: |
at CKCU |
| Produced: |
2008.12.30 |
| Aired: |
2008.12.31 - Episode #1013 |
|
| Surprises - Season Eight |
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Description:
Sometimes our lines are actually funny. |
| Author: |
Remote Planet |
| Producer: |
Bill Demmery |
| Tech: |
Dave Wade |
| Recorded: |
at CKCU |
| Aired: |
2007.06.06 - Episode #836 |
|
| Suspicious White Powder |
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Description:
Two FBI agents, Lila Lanark-County and Al Arnprior, are sent to a small Nebraska town to investigate a possible source of the nation-wide anthrax scare. Little do they realize that they are about to become a pawn in a 17 year old's devious conspiracy.
MADISON: So the kid looked like Harry Potter?
LILA: A *grown-up* Harry Potter.
MADISON: He sure does look like Harry Potter in this drawing. That is if Harry Potter has such a toned, muscular body. I certainly hope J.K. Rowling doesn't get a hold of this picture. The last thing the F.B.I. needs is a major lawsuit... |
| Author: |
Chris Laursen |
| Producer: |
Chris Laursen |
| Tech: |
Chris Laursen |
| Recorded: |
at CKCU |
| Aired: |
2001.10.23 - Episode #311 |
| Starring: |
| Richard Hemphill |
Special Agent Al Arnprior, Madison Wisconsin, Henry Pichuk |
| Chris Laursen |
Connor Winker, Patron |
| Shalome Swinamer |
Abelle Horror, Sasha Baronowski |
| Marg Tannahill-Wade |
Special Agent Lila Lanark-County |
|
| Suspicious White Powder (version 2) |
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Description:
Part 1 of 3. Two FBI agents are sent to a small Nebraska town to investigate a possible source of the nation-wide anthrax scare. Little do they realize that they are about to become a pawn in a 17-year-old's devious conspiracy. The prelude in the Lanark-County Trilogy, originally aired October 23, 2002, with an added skit, "How Did A Baby Get In There?"
ABELLE: Can I get you two a stick of anything?
ARNPRIOR: A stick?
ABELLE: That’s sort of the charm of the Horror’s House, sir. Everything is served in sticks. We have fish sticks, bread sticks, pepperoni sticks, sticks of gum...
LANARK-COUNTY: I’ll have the stick of mint soup.
ABELLE: Anything to drink with that?
LANARK-COUNTY: Err... a stick of water would be fine.
ABELLE: And for you, sir?
ARNPRIOR: I’ll have something hot and sticky. |
| Author: |
Chris Laursen |
| Producer: |
Chris Laursen |
| Tech: |
Chris Laursen |
| Recorded: |
at CKCU |
| Aired: |
2002.08.27 - Episode #401 |
| Starring: |
| Richard Hemphill |
Special Agent Al Arnprior, Madison Wisconsin, Henry Pichuk |
| Chris Laursen |
Connor Winker, Patron |
| Shalome Swinamer |
Abelle Horror, Sasha |
| Marg Tannahill-Wade |
Special Agent Lila Lanark-County |
|
| Swisher Mop |
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Description:
Retired adult video stars Jon Buryme and Candi Cans flog a revolutionary new mop in their own inimitable way. |
| Author: |
Bill Demmery |
| Producer: |
Bill Demmery |
| Tech: |
Dave Wade |
| Recorded: |
2006.11.15 at CKCU |
| Produced: |
2006.11.26 |
| Aired: |
2006.11.29 - Episode #809 and 6 repeats |
| Length: |
11:48 |
| Starring: |
| Bill Demmery |
Jon Buryme |
| Tonia Snow |
Candi Cans |
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