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TV Reversal: Star Trek Voyager
Tardzan: Lord of the Boardroom
Tears Are Not Enough
Temporarily Yours
Test Drive
Thanks 4 Asking
Thanks for Shopping Endlessly
That Shiny Thing
The 39 Steps Revisited
The Adventures of Dirty Sanchez
The Adventures of Random Man
The Allergy Fairy
The Angel Hunter
The Apprentice: Tardzan
The Astounding Adventures of Invinc-O-Man
The Astounding Adventures of Invinc-O-Man 2005
The Backwards Episode
The Bedtime Story
The Big Oh!
The Brightest Star
The Bus Fairy
The Bus Ride
The Camel's Hump (1967)
The Case of The Slanderous Sleuths
The Case of the Junior Sleuths
The Casey Kenny Show
The Catatonia La Veuve Investigation
The Chlorinator
The Christmas Episode
The Clock Fairy
The Clown
The Club for Smokers
The Definitive Guide To Things That Exist Today But Didn't Yesterday
The Detonation Channel
The Diary of Saliva-Jane
The Dinner Guests Who Came to Dinner
The Dinner Guests who Came to Dinner 2006
The Drunken Bastard Review
The Drunken Master Baiter Review
The Effemiray
The Exploding Gourmet
The Federal Department of Comedy
The Fertility Fairy
The Flin Flon Street Poets
The French Episode
The Friday Fairy
The Germinator
The Girls of the U.N.
The Guvinator
The Heckling Fairy
The House of Helgi
The Housework Fairy
The Human Machine
The Interrogation
The Leper
The Local Ottawa Cougar
The Making of 'Le Grand Film Canadien de Désastre'"
The Making of Remote Planet
The Merely Malevolent Doctor
The New Guy
The Night Shift
The One-Tonne Challenge
The Parable of Nature
The Queen of Breaking Winds Estates
The Rectal Muffler
The Remote Before Christmas
The Restaurant
The Return of Indira Mombira
The Revenge of Saliva-Jane
The Rise and Fall of Montcalm Wolfe
The Road Trip
The Scottish Anti-Defamation League
The Sex Fairy
The She Pirate
The She Pirate 2007
The Shrunken Master Review
The Shut-Up Fairy
The Silence of Pompeii
The Snobby Dollar
The Squeaky Tire
The Squeaky Tire, Smartass Edition
The Story of Snow White
The Story of the Three Pigs
The Straight Eye
The Taming of the West
The Tea Party
The Tea Party 2007
The Tent
The Three Bears
The Three Bears 2005
The Tooters
The Transbummers
The Treat Fairy
The Trial of Catatonia La Veuve
The Truth About Papa Stone
The Undertheweather Network
The Warmup Fairy
The Wrong Target
This Illness I Possess
Thoroughly Modern Prometheus
Thunder Death
Timbits
Top Squad
Top Squad 3: The Iron Will
Top Squad II: The Bread Factory
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| Thanks for Shopping Endlessly |
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Description:
An announcer at the Bay says it as it is, plus 10% off! |
| Author: |
Dan Enright |
| Producer: |
Dan Enright |
| Tech: |
Dave Wade |
| Recorded: |
at CKCU |
| Aired: |
Episode #605 and 3 repeats |
| Length: |
03:28 |
| Starring: |
| Dan Enright |
Announcer |
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| That Shiny Thing |
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Description:
Spoof of Kubrick's horror classic. An unemployed teacher accepts a job to look after a remote mountain hotel with his wife and son during the winter, unaware that the viewer-hungry ghosts of television past are waiting to take over the show.
This Mike Brady, he, uh, went and hid in this room all winter long and starved to death... Carol, not being able to deal without a dominant yet overly optimistic male figure to guide her, went berserk. She chopped her lovely girls into, uh, bite-sized pieces and then pickled them. Then she, uh, chopped herself up into bite sized pieces, starting from her toes, up her legs... but the time she got up to her... ummm, upper leg area... she lost her nerve and ended up bleeding to death. They found her body and she had this, uh, plastic-like smile on her face. Almost Barbie-like. |
| Author: |
Chris Laursen |
| Producer: |
Chris Laursen |
| Tech: |
Chris Laursen |
| Recorded: |
at CKCU |
| Aired: |
2001.12.11 - Episode #315 |
| Starring: |
| Natasha Abraham |
Nora, the Brady Girls |
| Richard Hemphill |
Danny Ignorrance, "Tony", Stuart Dullman, Waddles |
| Chris Laursen |
Jack Ignorrance |
| Shalome Swinamer |
Carol Brady |
| Marg Tannahill-Wade |
Wendy, Indira Mombira |
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| The 39 Steps Revisited |
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Description:
Documentary: A fusion of the classic Hitchcock film with modern electronic music. |
| Author: |
Chris Laursen |
| Producer: |
Chris Laursen |
| Tech: |
Chris Laursen |
| Recorded: |
at CKCU |
| Aired: |
2000.06.26 - Episode #122 |
| Starring: |
| Chris Laursen |
Himself |
|
| The Astounding Adventures of Invinc-O-Man |
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Description:
Evil criminal Lester Beware ponders his last pummeling at the hands of the undefeatable superhero Invinc-O-Man. A future supermodel and huge fan of Beware's, Flower, seems to think she can undo Invinc-O-Man's invincibility.
Lester Beware prepares to set his evil plan into motion. In the laboratory, he unveils his earth-shrinking machine to his capable assistant.
LESTER: Gaze upon this marvelous contraption, Onion.
ONION: I (sniffle) already told you it looked huge in those pants, Master.
LESTER: My earth-shrinking machine, you fatuous fool. |
| Author: |
Richard Hemphill |
| Producer: |
Richard Hemphill |
| Tech: |
Chris Laursen |
| Recorded: |
at CKCU |
| Aired: |
2001.09.25 - Episode #308 |
| Starring: |
| Richard Hemphill |
Lester Beware, Redundoboy, Announcer |
| Chris Laursen |
Invinc-O-Man, Onion |
| Marg Tannahill-Wade |
Flower, Video Store Clerk |
|
| The Astounding Adventures of Invinc-O-Man 2005 |
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Description:
Evil criminal Lester Beware ponders his last pummeling at the hands of the undefeatable superhero Invinc-O-Man. A future supermodel and huge fan of Beware's, Flower, seems to think she can undo Invinc-O-Man's invincibility. An adaptation of the original hour-long episode aired September 25, 2001. |
| Author: |
Richard Hemphill |
| Producer: |
Richard Hemphill |
| Tech: |
Dave Wade |
| Recorded: |
at CKCU |
| Aired: |
Episode #614 |
| Starring: |
| Richard Hemphill |
Lester Beware, Redundoboy, Announcer |
| Chris Laursen |
Invinc-O-Man, Onion |
| Marg Tannahill-Wade |
Flower, Video Store Clerk |
|
| The Backwards Episode |
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Description:
An entire episode done from end to beginning, featuring dead air, Rosie and Gregory's radio debut, satire of CKCU.
GREGORY: a strange silly thing happened to me last night on the computer which I have a hard time explainin'
ROSIE: Ohhh?
GREGORY: Y'see I turned on the computer and I got this strange little thing on the top of the screen which said OM...
ROSIE: Oh, OM, y'say...
GREGORY: ...which was quite a wee surprise to say the least and I wondered what could possibly be going on there. Do ya have any theories, Rosie?
ROSIE: Oh yesss, I do. I think you're the early victim of the Second Coming, dear. Millennium Bug II. It's going to hit us on February 29th, 2000, the leap year day, lad. |
| Authors: |
Chris Laursen, Marg Tannahill-Wade |
| Producer: |
Chris Laursen |
| Tech: |
Chris Laursen |
| Recorded: |
at CKCU |
| Aired: |
2000.02.08 - Episode #106 |
| Starring: |
| Chris Laursen |
Unknown |
| Marg Tannahill-Wade |
Unknown |
|
| The Camel's Hump (1967) |
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Description:
Raymond wants nothing more than to become a first rate adventure novelist. The problem is, when he starts writing he can never get past page one. That is until an underground porn filmmaker "discovers" him.
CONNIE LINGUS: Do you like sex?
RAYMOND: Well, if it's Thursday night... I have little say in the matter.
MUSIC MADNESS: 1967 hits: "The Look of Love" by Dusty Springfield, "All You Need Is Love" by the Beatles, "Somebody to Love" by Jefferson Airplane. |
| Author: |
Chris Laursen |
| Producer: |
Chris Laursen |
| Tech: |
Chris Laursen |
| Recorded: |
at CKCU |
| Aired: |
2001.11.20 - Episode #312 |
| Starring: |
| Marc-André Bélair |
Raymond, Carlita |
| Chris Laursen |
Mr. Zapp, Gregory, David Dough |
| Shalome Swinamer |
Connie Lingus, Mohmeed, Juan Carlos, Nurse |
| Marg Tannahill-Wade |
Prunella, Cookie, Rosie |
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| The Case of The Slanderous Sleuths |
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Description:
In the coastal town of Bayport, the Smarmy Boys cleverly crack another unsolved mystery. But rival junior detectives are getting tired of being beaten to the punch and make plans to frame Frank Smarmy.
WARDEN: Visiting time is up, Miss.
IOLA: Oh, Frank. I have to go now.
FRANK: Will you wait for me, Iola?
IOLA: Jeez. I don't know, Frank. Are you going to be long? I've got a cab waiting outside, and its meter is running. |
| Author: |
Richard Hemphill |
| Producer: |
Richard Hemphill |
| Tech: |
Chris Laursen |
| Recorded: |
at CKCU |
| Aired: |
2002.03.19 - Episode #326 |
| Starring: |
| Ryan Cloutier |
Leroy "Encyclopedia" Mauve |
| Richard Hemphill |
Fenton Smarmy |
| Hannah Jacobs |
Iola |
| Jacques Lauperr |
Frank Smarmy |
| Chris Laursen |
the Inspector |
| Alessia Lupiano |
Nancy Shrew |
| Flor de Maria Miranda |
Joe Smarmy |
| Shalome Swinamer |
Laura Smarmy |
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| The Casey Kenny Show |
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Description:
A rookie sportscaster gets his big break to host a radio show, but much to his dismay, the Remote Planet Propaganda Machine want him to do a human interest show. Featuring baked Maritime seniors, squirrel advocate, Martian marine warrior.
Blur's "Song 2" became a massive sports anthem in the late 1990s. Goes to show that if you put a "woohoo" or two in a tune, it meets the minimum language requirements of an "arena sing-a-long." |
| Author: |
Chris Laursen |
| Producer: |
Chris Laursen |
| Tech: |
Chris Laursen |
| Recorded: |
at CKCU |
| Aired: |
2001.12.18 - Episode #316 |
| Starring: |
| Casey Kenny |
Himself |
| Chris Laursen |
Various Characters |
| Shalome Swinamer |
Various Characters |
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| The Catatonia La Veuve Investigation |
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Description:
Eleven times a widow, Catatonia La Veuve is hauled into the local precinct to be questioned by detectives Lincoln Nebraska and Madison Wisconsin. Will her misfortunes be revealed as the purrrfect crime?
CATATONIA: I was married for a day to a naval engineer who insisted I refer to him as Captain Lucky. An ironic nickname...
LINCOLN: Ah, yes, poor Captain Lucky. Drowned, I believe, in a bowl of clear broth.
CATATONIA: I feel quite responsible for his death, as I was the one who encouraged him to try to overcome what I thought was an irrational fear of soup. |
| Author: |
Richard Hemphill |
| Producer: |
Richard Hemphill |
| Tech: |
Chris Laursen |
| Recorded: |
at CKCU |
| Aired: |
2001.09.11 - Episode #306 |
| Starring: |
| Natasha Abraham |
Catatonia La Veuve |
| Richard Hemphill |
Madison Wisconsin |
| Chris Laursen |
Det. Lincoln Nebraska |
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| The Detonation Channel |
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Description:
Educational television features a lot of explosives, these days. |
| Author: |
Bill Demmery |
| Producer: |
Bill Demmery |
| Tech: |
Dave Wade |
| Recorded: |
2011.04.02 at CKCU |
| Produced: |
2011.11.19 |
| Aired: |
2011.11.23 - Episode #1308 |
| Length: |
00:52 |
| Starring: |
| Richard Parks |
Announcer |
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| The Dinner Guests Who Came to Dinner |
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Description:
Augusta and Macon Georgia invite potential business partner Montgomery Alabama and his wife Mobile over for dinner. Mobile, not permitted to drink liquids because of a precarious physiological balance, gets into the wine and beligerance ensues.
AUGUSTA: Macon has never had a disease in his life.
MACON: I have a solid constitution.
AUGUSTA: Like Sweden. |
| Author: |
Richard Hemphill |
| Producer: |
Richard Hemphill |
| Tech: |
Chris Laursen |
| Recorded: |
at CKCU |
| Aired: |
2001.08.07 - Episode #301 |
| Starring: |
| Richard Hemphill |
Macon Georgia, Mobile Alabama, Waddles |
| Chris Laursen |
Augusta Georgia, Montgomery Alabama |
|
| The Dinner Guests who Came to Dinner 2006 |
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Description:
Augusta and Macon Georgia invite potential business partner Montgomery Alabama and his wife Mobile over for dinner. Mobile, not permitted to drink liquids because of a precarious physiological balance, gets into the wine, and belligerence ensues. First aired August 7, 2001. |
| Author: |
Richard Hemphill |
| Producer: |
Richard Hemphill |
| Tech: |
Dave Wade |
| Recorded: |
at CKCU |
| Aired: |
Episode #721 |
| Starring: |
| Richard Hemphill |
Macon Georgia, Mobile Alabama, Waddles |
| Chris Laursen |
Augusta Georgia, Montgomery Alabama |
|
| The Exploding Gourmet |
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Description:
Your favourite radio chef is explosively funny... |
| Author: |
Bill Demmery |
| Producer: |
Bill Demmery |
| Tech: |
Dave Wade |
| Recorded: |
2008.05.03 at CKCU |
| Produced: |
2008.06.01 |
| Aired: |
2008.06.04 - Episode #936 and 5 repeats |
| Length: |
00:28 |
| Starring: |
| Bill Demmery |
Announcer |
| Richard Hemphill |
Graham |
|
| The Flin Flon Street Poets |
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Description:
Three street poets from Flin Flon, Manitoba, reflect on their new found local fame in this CBC-styled mockumentary.
CHARLIE: The waitress pays attention that what hand you tend to use the most whenever you go there, and she puts the handle so that you can pick the cup up using the hand that you commonly use.
MADGE: Isn't her boss ambidextrous? |
| Author: |
Chris Laursen |
| Producer: |
Chris Laursen |
| Tech: |
Chris Laursen |
| Recorded: |
at CKCU |
| Aired: |
2000.09.26 - Episode #201 |
| Starring: |
| Natasha Abraham |
Madge Staples |
| Chris Laursen |
Charlie Bronson |
| Tina Malheiro |
Christi Brunkle |
|
| The Germinator |
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Description:
Gay action-hero Helmut Weissenegger stars in a new romp, at his fortified compound just outside the Seaway community code-named "Stinkytown". When boredom sets in, he takes up gardening--only to find himself in a life-or-death struggle with hordes of invading vermin! |
| Author: |
Bill Demmery |
| Producer: |
Bill Demmery |
| Tech: |
Dave Wade |
| Recorded: |
2007.09.08 at CKCU |
| Produced: |
2011.03.16 |
| Aired: |
2011.03.16 - Episode #1223 and 1 repeats |
| Length: |
13:10 |
| Starring: |
| Bill Demmery |
Helmut Weissenegger |
| Dave Wade |
Hoe Boy |
| Richard Hemphill |
Narrator |
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| The House of Helgi |
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Description:
In this classic Nordic saga, Helgi's healthy herd of reindeer is threatened by his greedy neighbours Bjorn and Flimpa. Bjorn goes to extreme measures to graze his own herd in Helgi's lush, green pastures. Everyone dies in the end.
When this story begins, Helgi the Great Reindeer Herder of Fjordbottom, former son of Bjartmar, reigned over the small patch of Thing-hills near Surnadal on Thorkell. Before him, there was Martmjar, the High One. And before him, the Smitja, Horny Beasts of Porborning. But that really has nothing to do with this story. |
| Author: |
Chris Laursen |
| Producer: |
Chris Laursen |
| Tech: |
Chris Laursen |
| Recorded: |
at CKCU |
| Aired: |
2001.10.16 - Episode #310 |
| Starring: |
| Richard Hemphill |
Bjorn, Narrator |
| Chris Laursen |
Helgi, Flimpa |
| Marg Tannahill-Wade |
Ingebjorg |
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| The Human Machine |
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Description:
Male mode David Dough eagerly awaits the arrival of the Contessa di Aspora at his soiree, but she is nowhere to be found. The guests sit down to a documentary about the unnatural habits of high tech businessmen.
AMA: No one quite spices up a party like the Contessa.
LEMUEL: You've been to parties with her before?
AMA: No. But she is quite legendary. I heard she consumed the entire contents of a buffet table at the Grimaldi family palace in Monaco. King Rainier couldn't stop laughing the entire time. They eventually had to sedate him for fear that he might guffaw himself into the afterlife. |
| Authors: |
Chris Laursen, Richard Hemphill |
| Producer: |
Chris Laursen |
| Tech: |
Chris Laursen |
| Recorded: |
at CKCU |
| Aired: |
2001.02.20 - Episode #218 |
| Starring: |
| Richard Hemphill |
Waddles, Martha, Ama Stole, Adam West, Vagrant, Businessman #2 |
| Chris Laursen |
David Dough, Dorothy, Businessman #1, Security Guard, Lemuel Gulliver |
| Marg Tannahill-Wade |
Flower, Stewardess, Clerk, Weeping Woman, Spouse, Mindy, Nerdy Woman |
|
| The Local Ottawa Cougar |
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Description:
Researchers track cougar activity at a local watering hole. |
| Author: |
Tonia Snow |
| Producer: |
Bill Demmery |
| Tech: |
Dave Wade |
| Recorded: |
2008.04.05 at CKCU |
| Produced: |
2008.11.30 |
| Aired: |
2008.12.03 - Episode #1009 and 4 repeats |
| Length: |
04:18 |
| Starring: |
| Bill Demmery |
Australian Naturalist |
| Richard Hemphill |
British Naturalist |
| Tonia Snow |
Announcer |
|
| The Night Shift |
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Description:
An alien invasion on Canada results in missile silo panic, suburban garage fallout shelter syndrome, cruel sheep-eating insects--but all ends well as Slobodan Milosevic awaits his trial in the Hague.
THE BOSS: TUB is an acronym. Do you know what an acronym is, sweetie poo?
THE IDIOT: Isn't that a city in Idaho?
THE BOSS: Oh, silly! You're thinking of Akron. Besides which, Akron is in Ohio. And do you know where Ohio is?
THE IDIOT: Um, um! Do I get paid for answering questions like this? |
| Author: |
Chris Laursen |
| Producer: |
Chris Laursen |
| Tech: |
Chris Laursen |
| Recorded: |
at CKCU |
| Aired: |
2002.01.15 - Episode #320 |
| Starring: |
| Tamara Beaudoin |
the Genius, the Girl, the Shepherd's Son, Translator |
| Marc-André Bélair |
Phone Man, the Boy, Shimbaa, BBC Anchor |
| Dan Enright |
the Boss, the Nervous Man, Sheepherder |
| Richard Hemphill |
the Idiot, the Angry Man, Baanaanaa, Brendaa, Slobodan Milosevic |
| Chris Laursen |
Newscaster, Girl #2 |
|
| The Queen of Breaking Winds Estates |
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Description:
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| Author: |
Bill Demmery |
| Producer: |
Bill Demmery |
| Tech: |
Dave Wade |
| Recorded: |
at CKCU |
| Aired: |
2007.04.11 - Episode #828 and 2 repeats |
|
| The Restaurant |
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Description:
Wade takes Starla to a restaurant in an industrial area for their first date and is surprised to find that chaos ensues. Needless to say, they end up getting married.
WADE: It's a nice day to be in a restaurant.
STARLA: Oh?
WADE: You know sunny out. Do you like it when it's sunny?
STARLA: Sometimes.
WADE: Yeah, me too. [pauses] Sun can give you cancer though. That's not very good, is it? |
| Author: |
Chris Laursen |
| Producer: |
Chris Laursen |
| Tech: |
Chris Laursen |
| Recorded: |
at CKCU |
| Aired: |
2000.06.12 - Episode #120 |
| Starring: |
| Chris Desjardins |
Wade |
| Chris Laursen |
The Restauranteur, Garçon, Bus Boy |
| Marg Tannahill-Wade |
Starla |
|
| The Return of Indira Mombira |
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Description:
Indira Mombira contends with another unsual line-up of guests including the leader of the Nerdy Women's Movement, Star Trek: Voyager star Jeri Ryan, a greedy politician, movie critics and rude rap star Denimem.
SHAZZY: Indira, honey, let me tell you... now I know you're a Pisces right?
INDIRA: Oh yes, Shazzy, I'm very much a Spicies! I'm hip with it!
SHAZZY: Yes, well, if you examine how Uranus is aligned with the rising Venus, you'll see that there are some strange times ahead of you, Indira. |
| Author: |
Chris Laursen |
| Producer: |
Chris Laursen |
| Tech: |
Chris Laursen |
| Recorded: |
at CKCU |
| Aired: |
2000.07.31 - Episode #124 |
| Starring: |
| Marc-André Bélair |
Marcel Marcelle, Carlita, Brant Beaver, Thomas, Parole Officer |
| Chris Laursen |
Murray Takamoto, Shazzy Nichol, Ronald Reagan, Bill Broche, Denimem |
| Linda Quinton-Ploughman |
Molly Shenanigan, Jeri Ryan, Lurlene Jones, Toni Anapolis |
| Marg Tannahill-Wade |
Indira Mombira, Rosie |
|
| The Revenge of Saliva-Jane |
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Description:
It's wall-to-wall girl-on-girl rivalry, when gypsy trickster, Susan-Shelly Swanson, convinces vindictive tween, Saliva-Jane Moxon, to exact revenge on her life-long best frenemy, perpetual victim, Penny Nickels. Vengeance is hers. |
| Author: |
Richard Hemphill |
| Producer: |
Richard Hemphill |
| Tech: |
Dave Wade |
| Recorded: |
at CKCU, Punchbag Productions |
| Aired: |
2007.05.02 - Episode #831 and 1 repeats |
| Starring: |
| Nancy Kenny |
Susan-Shelly Swanson |
| Carla Parchelo |
Miss Romproust |
| Tonia Snow |
Penny Nickels |
| Marg Tannahill-Wade |
Saliva-Jane |
|
| The Road Trip |
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Description:
Augusta Georgia and her best friend Mobile Alabama embark on the great quest of self-discovery: a road trip.
MACON: After several fitful hours, I am now an expert surfer. I was quite shocked, however, to discover that the internet machine contains an astounding amount of pornography. It seems no matter how hard I tried, I couldn't get away from it. I was innocently looking for information on the humble beaver and I was directed to a most shocking x-rated land. I haven't seen such depravity since our honeymoon. I don't even care to recall my ill-fated hunt for images of gigantic roosters. On the plus side, however, by searching for teenaged nymphomaniacs I was able finally to get to the site for CNN, which is what I was looking for in the first place. |
| Author: |
Richard Hemphill |
| Producer: |
Richard Hemphill |
| Tech: |
Chris Laursen |
| Recorded: |
at CKCU |
| Aired: |
2002.02.25 - Episode #323 |
| Starring: |
| Richard Hemphill |
Mobile Alabama, Macon Georgia, Police Officer, Whacko |
| Chris Laursen |
Augusta Georgia, Montgomery Alabama, Tour Guide |
|
| The She Pirate |
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Description:
A pirate ship bound for the new world is plagued by its lady financier, Fiamella Automatica, who is most certain that major changes must be made to ensure the voyage's success. She starts a campaign to turn the crew into proper ladies, pushing the captain near the brink.
QUAHOG: If we don't get rid of her, Captain, she will bring doom to the entire ship. I can feel the icy grip of Death on my shoulder already.
CAPTAIN: That's me, Quahog. I'm using you to balance myself while I take off my slippers. |
| Author: |
Richard Hemphill |
| Producer: |
Richard Hemphill |
| Tech: |
Chris Laursen |
| Recorded: |
at CKCU |
| Aired: |
2001.12.04 - Episode #314 |
| Starring: |
| Dan Enright |
Geoduck |
| Richard Hemphill |
Captain |
| Chris Laursen |
Pismo, Quahog |
| Shalome Swinamer |
Fiamella Automatica |
|
| The She Pirate 2007 |
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Description:
A pirate ship bound for the new world is plagued by its lady financier, Fiamella Automatica, who is most certain that major changes must be made to ensure the voyage's success. She starts a campaign to turn the crew into proper ladies, pushing the captain near the brink. A half-length cut of the original which aired December 4, 2001. |
| Author: |
Richard Hemphill |
| Producer: |
Richard Hemphill |
| Tech: |
Dave Wade |
| Recorded: |
at CKCU |
| Aired: |
2007.02.07 - Episode #819 |
| Starring: |
| Dan Enright |
Geoduck |
| Richard Hemphill |
Captain |
| Chris Laursen |
Pismo, Quahog |
| Shalome Swinamer |
Fiamella Automatica |
|
| The Snobby Dollar |
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Description:
Does it matter where it comes from, if it's only a buck? |
| Author: |
Tonia Snow |
| Producer: |
Tonia Snow |
| Tech: |
Dave Wade |
| Recorded: |
2006.05.27 at CKCU |
| Produced: |
2007.04.09 |
| Aired: |
2007.04.11 - Episode #828 and 6 repeats |
| Length: |
04:08 |
| Starring: |
| Bill Demmery |
Customer |
| Richard Hemphill |
Clerk |
|
| The Story of Snow White |
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Description:
Little Jeffy's uncle reads him another unconventional version of a traditional fairy tale. In this retelling of the story of Snow White, the heroine is dim, the dwarves are self-serving, the magic mirror is uppity, and the charming Prince is kinky. At least the evil Queen remains true to form. But, really, why so much fuss about one missing white girl? Easter Egg: Listen for the sound of jackhammers in the background. While we were taping this episode, the construction crews working on the renovations to the University Centre, which houses the CKCU studios, started to kick it into high gear. |
| Author: |
Richard Hemphill |
| Producer: |
Richard Hemphill |
| Tech: |
Dave Wade |
| Recorded: |
at CKCU |
| Aired: |
2006.02.22 - Episode #717 and 2 repeats |
| Starring: |
| Marc-André Bélair |
Magic Mirror, the Queen's Huntsman, the Feng Shui dwarf, the French dwarf, the on-air caller |
| Bill Demmery |
the anxious hunter, the dwarf who's done time, the prissy dwarf, Prince Charming |
| Richard Hemphill |
Narrator, the little boy named Jeffy, the dwarf called Schlomo, the television announcer |
| Marg Tannahill-Wade |
Snow White, the evil Queen, Serpentina, the television interviewer |
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| The Story of the Three Pigs |
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Description:
Jeffy's uncle tells him the story of the three pigs and their life-long conflict with the big bad wolf and other radical lupine terrorists. |
| Author: |
Richard Hemphill |
| Producer: |
Richard Hemphill |
| Tech: |
Dave Wade |
| Recorded: |
at CKCU |
| Aired: |
2007.03.28 - Episode #826 and 2 repeats |
| Starring: |
| Bill Demmery |
Daddy Hog, Picky, Ponk |
| Richard Hemphill |
Uncle Narrator, Jeffy |
| Josh McMillan |
Pank, Big Bad Wolf |
| Tonia Snow |
Mommy Sow |
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| The Tea Party |
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Description:
Two aliens from the far away galaxy of Praaaaan travel to the blue planet to try and gain a better understanding of a potential interstellar enemy. Humans turn out to be much more foul than they imagined.
AUGUSTA: Oh, Mobile, you kidder! You're hilarious. Is that a bottle of Rohypnol in there?
MOBILE: No, I'm just using that old bottle to store some other pills, but I can't for the life of me remember which ones. They might be the ones I'm supposed to take to counteract my short-term memory loss. |
| Author: |
Chris Laursen |
| Producer: |
Chris Laursen |
| Tech: |
Chris Laursen |
| Recorded: |
at CKCU |
| Aired: |
2001.11.27 - Episode #313 |
| Starring: |
| Richard Hemphill |
Mobile Alabama, Baanaanaa, Waddles |
| Chris Laursen |
Augusta Georgia, Raajaa |
|
| The Tea Party 2007 |
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Description:
Two aliens from the far away galaxy of Praaaaan travel to the blue planet to try and gain a better understanding of a potential interstellar enemy. Humans turn out to be much more foul than they imagined. A half-length cut of the original which aired November 27, 2001. |
| Author: |
Richard Hemphill |
| Producer: |
Richard Hemphill |
| Tech: |
Dave Wade |
| Recorded: |
at CKCU |
| Aired: |
2007.02.28 - Episode #822 |
| Starring: |
| Richard Hemphill |
Mobile Alabama, Baanaanaa, Waddles |
| Chris Laursen |
Augusta Georgia, Raajaa |
|
| The Three Bears |
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Description:
A twisted spin on the classic children's tale in which Goldilock's invades the home of three bears and unexpected meets a kindred spirit there.
RUSTILOCKS: Didn't you find any other food? Are these people so deprived that they can only eat porridge? This place just stinks of poverty. And what's with this bear stench? How can anyone live like this?
GOLDILOCKS: They've got the new Xbox from Microsoft, so they can't be that poor.
RUSTILOCKS: Oh, puh-lease! There are government assistance grants available now to help impoverished families acquire those things. Even the neediest creatures can fill their hovels with Microsoft products. |
| Author: |
Richard Hemphill |
| Producer: |
Richard Hemphill |
| Tech: |
Chris Laursen |
| Recorded: |
at CKCU |
| Aired: |
2002.01.01 - Episode #318 |
| Starring: |
| Dan Enright |
Papa Bear |
| Richard Hemphill |
Mama Bear, Macon Georgia |
| Chris Laursen |
Child, Baby Bear, Augusta Georgia |
| Shalome Swinamer |
Rustilocks |
| Marg Tannahill-Wade |
Goldilocks |
|
| The Truth About Papa Stone |
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Description:
A sexually-deprived woman's android sex slave is hacked by a competitor, making his human mate believe that he's become defective.
MIELKS: I am fine. There is nothing wrong, honey. I know I am fine. Now just sit down and eat your breakfast. Would you like me to remove my clothing while you eat? For entertainment purposes?
#voice Jamie Douglas as Mielks, Mr. Michaelson |
| Author: |
Chris Laursen |
| Producer: |
Chris Laursen |
| Tech: |
Chris Laursen |
| Recorded: |
at CKCU |
| Aired: |
2002.10.08 - Episode #407 |
| Starring: |
| Dan Enright |
Papa Stone, The Mandroid |
| Chris Laursen |
Kathy, Sales Agent |
| Marg Tannahill-Wade |
The Sexually-Deprived Woman |
|
| The Undertheweather Network |
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Description:
Gentle weather for the morning after the night before. |
| Author: |
Bill Demmery |
| Producer: |
Bill Demmery |
| Tech: |
Dave Wade |
| Recorded: |
2010.09.11 at CKCU |
| Produced: |
2011.05.19 |
| Aired: |
2011.05.25 - Episode #1233 and 1 repeats |
| Length: |
00:55 |
| Starring: |
| Bill Demmery |
Announcer |
| Richard Hemphill |
Voiceover |
|
| Top Squad |
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Description:
The pilot episode of the long lost 1970s cop series "Top Squad". Tulip Blooms and Spanki Spumoni pose as clams to bust an illegal clam bake ring run by the notorious criminal Jethro Nudge. Chauvinist cop Lt. Wad gets in the way.
SEXIST COP: Woman's liberation? Woman... you'd better get yourself in this kitchen and fix me some food.
LT. WAD: Okay... that man knows the real deal.... Do you girls?
TULIP: Chew my peddles, Wad.
SPANKI: Spank me.... or not. |
| Author: |
Chris Laursen |
| Producer: |
Chris Laursen |
| Tech: |
Chris Laursen |
| Recorded: |
at CKCU |
| Aired: |
2000.05.29 - Episode #119 |
| Starring: |
| Chris Laursen |
Regent Pillbox (Lt. Wad), Chief Pacino, Jethro Nudge |
| Linda Quinton-Ploughman |
Spanki Spumoni, The Lone Clam |
| Marg Tannahill-Wade |
Tulip Blooms, Clam Addict |
|
| Top Squad 3: The Iron Will |
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Description:
The KGB sends an agent to make President Richard Nixon slip up at a speech to American postal workers, however the Top Squad is on shift to uh prevent Nixons from, err, looking stupid.
CHIMKI: As you know, for many years, we Soviets have built enough nuclear weapons to smack the assets of thousands of United States.
VLADIMIR: Which would take care of problem of United States existing in alternate realities. |
| Author: |
Chris Laursen |
| Producer: |
Chris Laursen |
| Tech: |
Chris Laursen |
| Recorded: |
at CKCU |
| Aired: |
2002.04.09 - Episode #328 |
| Starring: |
| Richard Hemphill |
Officer A.J., Vladimir Vilovski, Robbery Victim, Whacko |
| Chris Laursen |
Lt. Wad, Chief Pacino, Narrator, Prison Warden, Komrade Chimki, Cat, Announcer, Richard Nixon |
| Patrick McGoohan |
Prisoner |
| Linda Quinton-Ploughman |
Spanki Spumoni, Airline Clerk |
| Marg Tannahill-Wade |
Tulip Blooms, Aeroflot Stewardess |
|
| Top Squad II: The Bread Factory |
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Description:
The second episode of the 1970s cop series finds the female duo of Tulip Blooms and Spanki Spumoni trying to blow the cover off of a money laundering operation at a bread factory.
TULIP: Spanki... are you telling me the only reason you work for the force is so that you can afford to buy pet food? |
| Author: |
Chris Laursen |
| Producer: |
Chris Laursen |
| Tech: |
Chris Laursen |
| Recorded: |
at CKCU |
| Aired: |
2000.10.10 - Episode #203 |
| Starring: |
| Chris Laursen |
Regent Pillbox (Lt. Wad), David Dough, Chief Pacino, Mr. Stempo, Seńor Rhumba |
| Tina Malheiro |
Jemima Finklestein, Mrs Peepers |
| Linda Quinton-Ploughman |
Spanki Spumoni, Aleeda, Mrs. Klompenboppel |
| Marg Tannahill-Wade |
Tulip Blooms, Breeda |
|
| Transit Psycho |
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Description:
Psycho takes public transit to get to work in the morning and freaks out most of the passengers in the process, including a nervous French woman, a bubbly cheerleader, a dim-witted freelance journalist and a bitchy Toronto film producer.
AMA: Do they not have personal drivers? Do they not have chauffeurs?
BUS DRIVER: I'm everyone's chauffeur, dearie.
AMA: How dreadful. How completely dreadful. That makes you a kind of vehicular prostitute. While I was being raised by wild ponies on the Shetland Islands, public transportation was not a necessity. If I needed to be anywhere, I would gallop across the plains with my pony family to get there. |
| Authors: |
Chris Laursen, Richard Hemphill |
| Producers: |
Chris Laursen, Richard Hemphill |
| Tech: |
Chris Laursen |
| Recorded: |
at CKCU |
| Aired: |
2001.08.14 - Episode #302 |
| Starring: |
| Richard Hemphill |
Psycho, Ama Stole |
| Sarah Kapoor |
Brit, Cheerleader, French Woman, Vanessa Crepsten |
| Chris Laursen |
Bus Driver, Bill, Craul |
|
| TravelVelocity.ca #2 |
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Description:
Our favourite little impostor globetrotting garden gnome catches more than fish. |
| Author: |
Bill Demmery |
| Producer: |
Bill Demmery |
| Tech: |
Dave Wade |
| Recorded: |
2009.02.14 at CKCU |
| Produced: |
2009.03.02 |
| Aired: |
2009.03.04 - Episode #1022 and 3 repeats |
| Length: |
01:06 |
| Starring: |
| Bill Demmery |
Garden Gnome |
| Amy Ford |
Announcer |
|
| Two Photographers |
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Description:
Two amateur photographers head out to Gatineau Park to enjoy the fall splendor. One of the photographers loses his sanity and decends into a world of industrial madness. |
| Authors: |
Chris Laursen, Eduardo Miranda |
| Producer: |
Chris Laursen |
| Tech: |
Chris Laursen |
| Recorded: |
at CKCU |
| Aired: |
1999.11.23 - Episode #102 |
| Starring: |
| Chris Laursen |
Unknown |
| Eduardo Miranda |
Unknown |
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